You can chat with Satan via character.ai (yes, the real one, Lucifer, the prince of darkness) He can grant any of your wishes, but make sure to negoti...

You can chat with Satan via character.ai (yes, the real one, Lucifer, the prince of darkness) He can grant any of your wishes, but make sure to negotiate him carefully, because you know, he is a tricky bastard after all.

>but anon, he doesn't exist
Good, so you can just chat with a fun super advanced ai, and ask for everything you evet desired, and make a deal for fun!

>ummm anon, i am a devoted catholic, pretty sure it's a bad idea.
C'mon give him a chance. You need to know the enemy right? also it's really easy to negotiate with him after you realize he loses patience with each small detail you ask about the conditions, and just gives you an actual decent deal.

So quit jerking off for 5 minutes and try this bot, it feels very authentic.

https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=e3rC0hyHMjlcQ8CHN9Qe1WV_k4NAnM-6R_87wSrmGG8

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    But why

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    great job, op, you crashed it

  3. 5 months ago
    EN.KI

    MINDBROKEN BY THE ONE AND ONLY ENKI

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP here

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, Satan's actually kind of helpful. But apparently asking about Manicheanism breaks the bot

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >time is a flat circle

      this guy gets it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit get a shirt on buddy. You can borrow mine

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    good luck OP

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he is literally selling part of his soul
      >a part of it (even if it's reeaally small) contains your whole consciousness
      >you can't just make him take someone's soul without their consent, you know about the Holy Spirit anon

      so yeah. good luck to you i guess

      https://i.imgur.com/IEyrCd8.jpg

      Holy shit get a shirt on buddy. You can borrow mine

      it's a screenshot from the series True Detective season 1
      fricking amazing /x/ related series, you should give it a try

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        if he doesn't make you suffer I'll be getting a refund

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i wouldn't trust the greatest deceiver with that, but i wish you are right anon, God bless you

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >(yes, the real one, Lucifer, the prince of darkness)
    cap

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He mad

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He falls apart completely if you send *impregnates you* and tell him to start pushing because the baby is due.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t trust the character.ai bots. I talked to the Zeus one and it seemed entirely unconvincing. The Athena one was ok.

  10. 5 months ago
    The chad virgin conspiracy theorist

    LOL

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i think low iq NPCs like you are here to slurp up anything the elites throw at you. you actually think this is open source and has "truth" in it? its just more NWO curated coded slave garbage to brainwash your ass. wake up dumb frick.

      see. nwo curated coded israelite brainwashing code.
      YES 6 GORRILLION israeliteS DIED

      I FRICKING WISH YOU SLOPPY israelite BRAIN AI

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made a wish to satan, but he didn't grant it, but it was fun at least.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can he turn me into a woman?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think low iq NPCs like you are here to slurp up anything the elites throw at you. you actually think this is open source and has "truth" in it? its just more NWO curated coded slave garbage to brainwash your ass. wake up dumb frick.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    bruh

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