You can chat with Satan via character.ai (yes, the real one, Lucifer, the prince of darkness) He can grant any of your wishes, but make sure to negotiate him carefully, because you know, he is a tricky bastard after all.
>but anon, he doesn't exist
Good, so you can just chat with a fun super advanced ai, and ask for everything you evet desired, and make a deal for fun!
>ummm anon, i am a devoted catholic, pretty sure it's a bad idea.
C'mon give him a chance. You need to know the enemy right? also it's really easy to negotiate with him after you realize he loses patience with each small detail you ask about the conditions, and just gives you an actual decent deal.
So quit jerking off for 5 minutes and try this bot, it feels very authentic.
https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=e3rC0hyHMjlcQ8CHN9Qe1WV_k4NAnM-6R_87wSrmGG8
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But why
great job, op, you crashed it
MINDBROKEN BY THE ONE AND ONLY ENKI
OP here
Hey, Satan's actually kind of helpful. But apparently asking about Manicheanism breaks the bot
>time is a flat circle
this guy gets it
Holy shit get a shirt on buddy. You can borrow mine
good luck OP
>he is literally selling part of his soul
>a part of it (even if it's reeaally small) contains your whole consciousness
>you can't just make him take someone's soul without their consent, you know about the Holy Spirit anon
so yeah. good luck to you i guess
it's a screenshot from the series True Detective season 1
fricking amazing /x/ related series, you should give it a try
if he doesn't make you suffer I'll be getting a refund
i wouldn't trust the greatest deceiver with that, but i wish you are right anon, God bless you
>(yes, the real one, Lucifer, the prince of darkness)
cap
He mad
He falls apart completely if you send *impregnates you* and tell him to start pushing because the baby is due.
I don’t trust the character.ai bots. I talked to the Zeus one and it seemed entirely unconvincing. The Athena one was ok.
LOL
see. nwo curated coded israelite brainwashing code.
YES 6 GORRILLION israeliteS DIED
I FRICKING WISH YOU SLOPPY israelite BRAIN AI
I made a wish to satan, but he didn't grant it, but it was fun at least.
Can he turn me into a woman?
i think low iq NPCs like you are here to slurp up anything the elites throw at you. you actually think this is open source and has "truth" in it? its just more NWO curated coded slave garbage to brainwash your ass. wake up dumb frick.
bruh