Why is there not yet an AI assistant app for my phone. A cute 3d anime girl that talks with me.

Why is there not yet an AI assistant app for my phone.
A cute 3d anime girl that talks with me.

It's 100% possible to do with current tech, yet no one offers a decent service. Why can't I have neuro-sama or equivalents on my phone this very minute? Why is Siri, Google Assistant and Cortana still dogshit?

What the fuck are you doing? I want my JOI like yesterday. Deliver.

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >By Allah, you people are dogs. I will go on as usual
    I do not dispute this.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can make one with javascript

  3. 3 months ago
    pixDAIZ

    The hardware just isn't there yet. Phones operate on a few watts of power during real world use and unless some miracle leap in energy efficiency happens like optical CPUs watts = computational power. That's why aplol's vr headset won't be able to crank out PC graphics from 10 years ago (ie GTA V).

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the ass are you talking about? GPT-4 is running on cloud and you can run TTS and STT on the phone locally or at least STT locally and TTS on the cloud too. You can use unity or unreal engine to makr the 3D girl come to life.
      Nothing is stopping competent developer from doing this, yet no one is doing it.

      First person to make decent implementation will roll in so much cash.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/1sElPic.jpg

        Why is there not yet an AI assistant app for my phone.
        A cute 3d anime girl that talks with me.

        It's 100% possible to do with current tech, yet no one offers a decent service. Why can't I have neuro-sama or equivalents on my phone this very minute? Why is Siri, Google Assistant and Cortana still dogshit?

        What the fuck are you doing? I want my JOI like yesterday. Deliver.

        Anthropic and OpenAi both hate anime and especially lewd or sexual things, they would never support you in this endeavor but we'll see how the ONE anime waifu ai project goes to confirm this

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No need for even sexual. Just something fucking useful.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What use case are you picturing for a 3d anime girl chatbot?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              the 10 transvestites that wouldn't be embarrassed by it

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              How about a cute coding partner?

      • 3 months ago
        pixDAIZ

        I'm talking about the "cute 3d anime girl" part, that's going to be very resource intensive on a phone unless you step down to nintendo 64 graphics. 2d anime girl is more realistic ATM.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >knockoff jenny
          kys tripgay

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can fucking game on your phone. If simple 3D avatar breaks your phone, then you quite frankly need yo buy a new phone. Preferable something made in the last 10 years.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the real problem is the amount of custom animations you'd have to hand animate. Dialog is easy, but translating complex text actions into actual animated functions on the fly is just something that hasn't ever been done before.

        A possible solution would be to give the LLM ai direct control of the avatar itself but I have no idea how that would work.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am not a programmer, I am an artist, musician and philosopher. I can conceptualize but not create actual function. I only come here because I want to fuck the robots.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure a few people have the skills. I know I'd definitely contribute dev time if someone with a brain cell could lead a few autists.

    I know Agnaistic are doing cool stuff in this area too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like an interesting project tbh, I'm thinking about how this could be done with the chatgpt api. If someone were to create some base animations for a 3d character (talking, emoting, etc) than those could be triggered by chatgpt in its response

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is something nips would do but nips are 20 years behind in tech

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      pixDAIZ

      Dam this just doesn't have the same energy as the 3d anime girl in a glass prison. Feels like a step backward tbh.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think phone hardware isn't really good enough to be able to have an ai with personality run locally on a phone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't need local AI for that. Only things running local would be the game instance where there is a single 3D model and speech to text that is sent to the servers.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the ass are you talking about? GPT-4 is running on cloud and you can run TTS and STT on the phone locally or at least STT locally and TTS on the cloud too. You can use unity or unreal engine to makr the 3D girl come to life.
        Nothing is stopping competent developer from doing this, yet no one is doing it.

        First person to make decent implementation will roll in so much cash.

        OpenAI is not going to finance your dumbass roleplaying, they are already bleeding money without incels texting 200 times as much as anybody who asks it actually useful questions once a day max. Plus AI isnt even that good at roleplaying. If you want to see what your AI waifu would work like, go on Character.AI, you wont get better roleplaying model than that.
        >But GPT4 is better then whatever shit Chracter ai is using
        Yes, and it is also like 50 times more expensive to run per word. If you have ever used GPT4 and not just the free trash you would have known that it is extremely slow and expensive. Also never plan on getting anything lewd from it or anything, anybody with decent chatbot will censor it, and those who dont will be forced to do it.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3d anime girl says: "sorry, but as a large language model I can't..."

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Phone is absolutely the wrong platform at this point, you need to have a shitton of recources in the cloud. No, forget the phone thing, you will see it first on local computer. Even there it's no easy task, Schizodev on youtube has a few attempts, but I think it's just to early. I purchased new computer parts to do an AI girlfriend on my computer and it's solwly getting there. I think what we would need is some company that slaps everything together and market it as some kind of "game". Like a new version of Hyperdimension Neptunia, but with the girls to actually be an AI. The hardware requirements would be immense, but they tried that out with the VR game before. I expect that AI girlfriend games in this form will arrive in the near future.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I want my JOI like yesterday.
    bingo, the question is why don't we have waifus yet? I don't care about bullshit assistants

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unity can support this, but it seems like a pointless thing to make. Unreal is a bloated heap but there are decompiled guilty gear strive and tales of mana shaders floating around.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >every sci-fi ever envisions cortana type AI helpers that you can talk to and they are visualized in one way or another
      >pointless thing

      Sure m8.. Sure. I am the only person in the world that does want GPT-4 powered avatar on my phone that can do all sorts of things from listening my ramblings, telling me facts, helping me organize my day etc. The power of GPT-4/5/6 with all of its plugins come to life in form of an avatar that I can look at and it can look at me.

      I will be having one on my phone and I will be using an wireless earpiece all the time to communicate with it. You nonbelievers will not stop me from having my cortana, my jarvis, my GlaDOS.

      Pointless thing my ass. I will not be taking my phone up and typing like a monkey on some app. I will call my assistant, dictate what I want to say and the assistant knows me well enough to polish that shit just how I would like it and press send.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will come, it's a very obvious need for this. Just be patient.

    For now you can use https://heypi.com/talk with voice 4.

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