What is an "AI key" and why do I need one on my PC?

What the frick is an "AI key" and why do I need one on my PC?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just another Super Key that will open a ChatGPT window.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but I can use function hotkeys to open ANY webpage or program, including ChatGPT.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    botnet.
    win 10 has a shortcut, I believe super+C currently opens cortana.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao. imagine having a key on your keyboard that pull up this deprecated shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are a bunch of others that open Office applications as well, hardcoded into Windows.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lolz didn't they release standalone cortana relatively recently?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cortana isn't AI. It's some trash version of Siri

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      CTRL + SHIFT + ALT + WIN + L
      opens linkedin

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        for what purpose. It opens it on the default browser too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        my keyboard probably can't register all those at once

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Finally, a keyboard shortcut that involves the palm of my left hand.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's real

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm getting real tired of this bullshit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        brb

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    another key that will become useless when i install gnu+linux

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >useless
      hang your head in shame for not knowing xmodmap/xkbcomp

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I use Wayland

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh... well then. i have a ball, perhaps you'd like to bounce it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes, please

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why use a shortcut when you can put a new key?
    checkmate atheists

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI and chatgpt are the buzzwords right now, they need to shove it anywhere they can.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      every time i hear the word """AI""" my brain instantly switches off now
      so bored of it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you not ready for the coming VR Blockchain Ai powered future? Invest in my company

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus save us all. Our business and economic leaders havent a clue what unholy hell they wrought.

          First, it's cool because it's like it's talking to you
          Then, it does convenience features like seamlessly integrates into your bank account
          Next, it's making "the right decisions" for you on those accounts and on that data
          Until, you run out of money because you were auto-invested into the blockchain and now you can't access it "for your own good" and liberty itself dies in the dumbest Terminator-style timeline I've ever heard of.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno, that sounds more responsible with my money than I've ever managed to be, I usually just spend it on drugs.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          don't forget to go get your eyeballs scanned for sam altman's worldcoin scam!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI is the new NFT.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks kinda like the shekel symbol or the pfizer logo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      meds now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, he's right.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    new version of this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek this. Instead of Windows key and typing in what you're looking for it's not AI key and typing in what you're looking for.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a worse version of that. At least the Windows/Apple/Super key is a modifier key, and keyboard hardware does a better job of allowing you to hold down multiple keys at the same time if most of them are modifier keys. Even on Linux, you can easily set up keyboard shortcuts with the Super key plus some other key.

      I assume this will be more like the email, mute, power, etc. buttons you see on some keyboards. And therefore, less useful. Still usable as a kind of weird modifier key, but not in all programs and not always as easily.

      Worse, it replaces the right Control key. Which means it replaces the ability to do Control+Enter, Control+Delete, or Control+Backspace with one hand.

      Best-case scenario? It's still right-control and treated that way in most programs and OSs, but Windows interprets a tap of right-control as an open-the-AI command.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I knew that emacs chords would make an AI appear, but please, not like this.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lgbt key

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/iMwM81f.png

        "Press the israelite key to talk directly to your Microsoft electronic rabbi."

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The logo is a ribbon wrapped around a sphere

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sphere
          Please show me where there's supposed to be a sphere.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hand rubbing
        No way

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut it down

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this dumb shit is what results when you keep promoting Bing product managers instead of firing them

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU AI' WHITEBOI

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They just ressucitated the "hyper" key only to repurpose this shit as "ai button", doesn't it?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be right arm amputee
    >now have to reach over to other side of the keyboard to open the start menu
    th-thanks microsoft

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE FUTURE OF WORK
    >open windows 11
    >close 12 ads
    >skip past setup for mind-reading AI control mechanism for the 1000th time
    >"Please <INSERT USER NAME HERE> just give us your soul it's not that bad"
    >decline several optional installations
    >get to desktop
    >mouse movement over most of the screen triggers ads, so use Windows key to get to Start menu to open Microsoft Word
    >accidentally press AI Key
    >Cortana takes over your whole fricking computer, spends 5 minutes booting up, another 10 installing updates, another 5 booting up again
    >"HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY ANON?"
    >no button to close window, need to convince the AI to turn itself off
    >it's stubborn
    >two hours into your work day, Microsoft Word opens
    >AI companion auto-starts thanks to the new update
    >manage to turn it off, but every time you mouse over the wrong part of the screen it comes back
    >4 hours in, barely edited a page
    >boss is pissed, fires you
    >go home, want to play some vidya
    >open windows 11

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >extremely long greentext
      Yep. Anon is in the early stages of Troonism. We might be able to save him if we get him off the computer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

      >extremely long greentext
      Yep. Anon is in the early stages of Troonism. We might be able to save him if we get him off the computer

      Cope

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Troon calling his own comment "based"
        Frick! The symptoms are progressing. The condition is getting worse

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the buttons to close the ads keep moving day to day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      https://i.imgur.com/8YMLXRb.jpg

      new version of this

      >hit winkey
      >type what I want to find on this computer.
      >it searches the web.
      >skip through the two or three results at the top to get what I want.

      >hit AI key
      >type what I want to find on this computer.
      >it searches the web.
      >only results are the ai interpreted summaries of the web pages I wasn't looking for.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're missing the mandatory 2fa.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THE FUTURE OF WORK
      Doesn't include me, I've made it 30 years without getting a job so far and my streak will continue until I die.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats already what my work computer is like

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a rebranded Cortana / Google Assistant / Bixby / Windows key

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so it really is E=MC^2 + AI after all......

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >E=MC^2 + AI
      wut

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/VIcYoOW.png

          Not him but here you go

          why are pajeets like this?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/VIcYoOW.png

          Not him but here you go

          Not reading this, honestly shove a 50 inch something in ur anus till it pokes your throath

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but here you go

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cool, another extra key I can program to do something useful

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    - its forced shit
    - you don't need it

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old memes are becoming relevant again

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its a trend which means a stupid decision made by big corpo that all others pesser big corpos will adapt to because yes, just like apple stupid decision of putting Laptop f-keys on a fricking disgraceful touch screen and the most moronic of them all: the creation of smartphone, total gayMAN Death

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it'll probably be implemented in the same way that the weird sponsored office keys are (e.g., win+ctrl+shift+alt+L which should work on all modern Windows 10 and 11 installs) because microsoft has no fricking idea what they're doing

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I just pressed it and nothing happened.
    but I'm also concerned that I just enabled some sort of botnet.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do mikeyhard even make keyboards or pcs ??

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