What jobs AI will 100% replace in the next 5 years? Ill start. >web developers. >artists. >animators

What jobs AI will 100% replace in the next 5 years?
I’ll start
>web developers
>artists
>animators
>photographers
>videographers
>translators

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >web developers
    lol, no. You guys keep saying this, it's never going to happen.
    >but muh layoffs, twitter fired 80%
    they were defensive hiring, now debt isn't cheap and they stopped doing that. Return to office is lowkey layoffs. They don't care about you coming back to the office, they just want you to leave so they don't pay severance.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >never
      moronic word to use given how fast technology's advancing.
      technological progress isn't going to stop unless we go extinct.
      20 years ago, life was completely different and people didn't even know how to use keyboards properly.
      30 years ago, people didn't know how to use a computer.
      even if it takes 100 or 1k years, web devs are gonna get replaced. and that's being unrealistically generous.
      i give them 30 more years.
      >t. SDET

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moronic word to use given how fast technology's advancing.
        It isn't advancing. It has plateaued. That is WHY Nvidia is making money hand over fist, because you now need to throw 10x hardware at a problem to hit a 1% gain. It's 2024. Self driving cars still haven't happened. They aren't going to. Stupid money is chasing this dream and the "AI practictioners" are all too happy to accept the stupid money for as long as they can. They will never tell you they are selling snake oil
        >20 years ago,
        You must be a zoomer. Everyone knew how to use a keyboard 20 years ago. They were busy having "cybersex" and that required keyboards. Take my word on it. AI isn't happening any more than the north pole will melt by 2014.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >plateaued
          within a single year they've made more progress than the past 5 years. hardware hasn't advanced much in that time.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >within a single year they've made more progress than the past 5 years
            lol

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>more progress than the past 5 years
              >lol
              Consider virtual assistants.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                haha yeah he has a trustworthy face.
                25% of people fantasise about their goybox huh? Righto.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people fantasise about their goybox huh?
                It only gets better.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                And better

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Consider virtual assistants.
                Yes, consider the case of the chatbot. This is the KEY reason AI will not work and never will. AI shits where it eats. As long as you train it on material you know is produced by a real intelligence, then it can "learn" to copy paste the right answers 99% of the time. But when you train it on its own output, that 1% of the time it is wrong is amplified until it degenerates back into random noise again.

                As soon as you release the AI, you poison its well of knowledge with its own AI generated trash and becomes shit. This is witnessed over and over again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lol, no. You guys keep saying this, it's never going to happen.

      you do realize they already did this when blogs came out, and the final nail in the coffin was Squarespace and all its knock-offs, right? Web development died when the masses switch from HTML to Javascript because they couldn't handle syntax and, instead, needed picturebook-esque object code.

      >AI can't go to a wedding and take pictures. Not in our lifetime

      Motherfricker, stop VPN-samegayging. Anything that can be broken down numerically and logically will get AI'd, and that includes photography, which can already be handled with a drone and over-complicated code. The fact you are dead-set on caping for web devs, animators, photographers, and videographers, but have no problem throwing artists under the bus (which web devs, animators, videographers, and photographers are all) means you're fricking shiesting for shekels. The first 'person' getting replaced by AI is a golem like YOU.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could set up microphones with cameras throughout the room and have a fully 3d recording of the wedding that would allow you to move all over the room in hyperreal VR.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >move all over the room in hyperreal VR.
          This.
          Sports coverage is doing it now.
          Consumer level equipment will come soon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Web development died when the masses switch from HTML to Javascript
        No, that's when web development was lifting off. That's when "web designers" and "web masters" became obsolete. You probably don't even realize that most of the applications you use now are "web dev" in the sense that they are running in a web browser "framework" like electron. That's right, Electron is an entire browser and script engine (with sandboxing switched off, lol) and you just bundle your little piece of web dev delight into that browser and ship the whole thing as an "app." VS Code for example is one of these applications.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >switch from HTML to Javascript
        Anon, you're embarrassing yourself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They don't care about you coming back to the office
      Yes they do. They're seething that so much spending on facilities is going to waste.
      All while people sleep in till noon, click around in an excel spread sheet and make a few calls and call it a day around 2pm.
      This is the new work day, offices kept people productive for up to 10 hours a day, work from home is maybe 3 hours a day if we're lucky.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yes they do. They're seething that so much spending on facilities is going to waste.

        Sort of. They have a balance sheet like everyone else. The building is an asset and the payment on the building is a liability. With everyone working from home, CRE is in the toilet, meaning the value in the asset column has dropped, A LOT. This makes the bean counter very angry.

        It has nothing to do with productivity, as productivity went UP with remote work. You can sleep till noon and finish at 2pm and STILL get more done than you do at the office, because no meetings.

        They want to have layoffs, without the negative stigma associated with layoffs, so they make everyone "return to office" (but only for half a week, see, they still want that productivity) to generate attrition.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Already happened. I know multiple companies here that uses AI for coding and few humans left only review and optimize the code.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's never going to happen.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think fake and gay shit replaces real products?
    Then AI bullshit is for you.
    So AI replaces bullshitters.
    Uh oh, pols remaining humans.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TV commercial actors
    >teachers
    >jurors
    Schools are to become like Hitler youth camps in the future with an emphasis on strength and health thanks to AI.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be black
    >hate school
    >now school is all training in athletics thanks to being taught by a black version AI teacher while lounging in home comfort

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they were arguing athletics/sports is one of the few irreplaceable "jobs"

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOW DO I GET AN AI GF?!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just be yourself.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What jobs
    Newsreader

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What jobs AI will 100% replace in the next 5 years?

    most jobs done by women.
    anything tech that is done by poos.
    financial positions.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>What jobs
      >most jobs done by women.
      Let the wailing begin.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >most jobs done by women.
      >anything tech that is done by poos.
      >financial positions.
      so jobs where homosexuals, soys, cuckolds flock. i see.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What jobs
    Server

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quality Engineers

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh huh. Remember when drones delivery was gonna eliminate UPS by 2015? Remember when self driving cars were gonna eliminate truck driver jobs by 2019? I can't wait to hear another round of hysterical horseshit from Silicon Valley. Dumbass boomers with too much money will throw cash as whatever whiz bang horseshit they come up with

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hysterical horseshit from Silicon Valley
      When's the last time you mailed a letter?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mailed a check in last month to pay my taxes. And I still get government funded goons to drop junk mail in my mailbox every day. Wasn't this supposed to be extinct by 2001?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >web developers
    No. However it will morph how we work. Now I just tell AI to write the function and then fix the bugs/logic a bit to fit the requirements. Trust me, Abominable Intelligence is far from capable of writing coherent code.

    >artists
    It's almost done. Artists aren't real jobs anyway.

    >animators
    Like web devs, it will morph the way they work, but they will always be superior to AI during our lifetime.

    >photographers
    AI can't go to a wedding and take pictures. Not in our lifetime.

    >videographers
    Same, AI can't do anything here.

    >translators
    Yes, this will be a good thing.

    >russians (that includes you, you fricking commie)
    AI can't drink, you're safe. For now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AI can't go to a wedding and take pictures. Not in our lifetime.

      >Same, AI can't do anything here.
      Just feed the AI pictures of everyone who was at the wedding and it'll generate pictures and video of your dream wedding

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        People want wedding pictures for the memories, not for the clout. Dream weddings don't matter and the moments won't be real. Otherwise, why even get married if not for the memories?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks weddings are about reality and not fantasy
          lol
          lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You clearly don't understand women

            American women are fake as frick.

            Hook up with a latina or an east-euro woman that isnt a gypsy.

            Otherwise don't get married, marriage causes 100% of divorces and American/west-euro women are a liability.

            I am a 50 yo man, been with the same woman for 28 years. I know my shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You clearly don't understand women

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dream weddings don't matter
          Tell us why you've never talked to women

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've been in a relationship for the past 28 years. I know how women work. Your generation can't even tell the difference between a man and a woman, stfd.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I've been in a relationship for the past 28 years
              Yeah so you don't know what the modern women are like

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do, I have 130 IQ and can analyze everything. Modern women are weak and useless. That's why you need latinas or chinks or east-euros that dont want a drunkard husband.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I analyzed your mom and she went weak in her knees when I first penetrated her anally.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you, I'm a translator.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least AI won't tell me to cut my kid in pieces or shit like that.

        Also, start looking for a new jerb. I see you are Argentinian. You need to get a factory and start making a food product, like bread. Your country has an economic boom coming if Milei stays for another term, get ready to do something big, not just translate shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Milei is destroying the economic bases of our country, destroying companies, factories and impoverishing everyone but the top 5% of the population. Hopefully, he'll end up in a guillotine.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the interest of our upcoming military alliance I will inform you that no competent organization will not be using an AI along with a translator such as yourself to vet it out. You should begin to offer this service.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Interpretation is different from translation, so some of you will survive. 95% of interpretors will go extinct however. I was talking ot a colleague in Mexico today via google translate despite not knowing a word of Spanish.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basically most low level creative jobs are going to be taken over by AI

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    any jobs without gray area

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Job centre staff.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    as long as male prostitute isn't in danger, i'll be fine 🙂

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funniest post in the last month

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Genuinely thinking AI will replace translators

    Tell me you haven't a clue what translation entails without saying exactly that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think translations are still a bit lacking mostly because nobody is really focusing on it. Once the more lucrative uses for AI are working well they will move on to translations

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you play "Gollum" at the sauna?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ofc

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally have translations that tell me to cut my children or to eat chairs here. AI isn't that moronic.

      >picrel xlate it, AI can.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot pic

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    work from home plumbers

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost anything involving transportation. They will keep humans onboard as hands off 'observers' for a few years sure but once the safety records speak for themselves those jobs are done.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ". . .the reason to you why you got fired~."

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how to build her
    She's already built
    Built for BBC

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >medical coding
    >scripting
    >scheduling
    >finance
    >marketing
    >sales
    Basically if you have a college loan and a job where you haveng paid it all off yet you are fricked. Ironically artists will be fine because nobody gives a shit about AIslop unless its on a box of crackers or something

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Artists are definitely fricked. The AI art today is already good enough that you won't need any of the lower tier artists and once it improves a bit more even the mid tier artists are going to struggle. Eventually we will end up with only some artists doing original shit while the rest just fix up AI generated art and that's after half of the artists go find new jobs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      digital artists and concept artists are taking a hit, but for painters AI is the best thing that could've happened. it's purged the talentless while simultaneously driving up the price and demand for something real.RKHG

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on who you ask. Some say its going to be basically all jobs if we get to AGI.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What jobs
    Take your pick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice. I'm old.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Nice. I'm old.
        It's starting slow but happening now
        Healthcare insurers will push this as it's cheaper than human care.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI is going nowhere you know. It actually creates nothing. Rather it's like one of those Nikki Avocado mukbang videos where he takes all sorts of shitty fast food; milkshakes, raspberry and icing sugar pop tarts, triple beef cheeseburgers, fried chicken, packs of japanese instant noodles with anchovy flavor packets, bean burritos, bowls of chili and purees them all together in an industrial blender to be poured down his gullet. Nothing is original. Everything is plagarized. And mixed up into a big vomitous cloying batter of vile sludge.

    Every time I've asked it to produce even the simplest Houdini VEX code it gives me a pile of scrambled shit pilfered from Git Hub. It never works and it can't even be tweaked out to properly work. You're better off just writing the VEX code yourself

    Experts explain to me why I'm wrong.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even like AI but I think it will be the only chance humanity has to be saved from you know what

      You are misinformed about what AI is

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You are misinformed about what AI is

        explain to me why I'm wrong.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Genuinely sorry but I can't be bothered to give someone a long drawn out post and they will most likely reply with a meme talking shit

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>I don't know what I'm talking about but I like disagreeing with people so I'll just rudely snub a legitimate request.

            Gotcha.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're hinting at simulation theory aren't you?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              no

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well shit now I'm curious and you're playing coy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even know what simulation theory is

                What do you think the greatest threat to humanity is?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >greatest threat to humanity?
                The Robotron

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No.

                >What do you think the greatest threat to humanity is?
                Outside of the usual suspects, probably Kessler Syndrome before we establish a multi-generational colony off planet. Followed by a comet strike.

                Easy; israelites.

                Yes.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I suppose the mad scramble to blind and mute the noticing engines is pretty damning but I don't see there being a leap from that to any kind of complete solution to the problem.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The key is AI getting the controls

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                From your lips to the machine god's ears. Inshallah n sheeit.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What do you think the greatest threat to humanity is?
                Outside of the usual suspects, probably Kessler Syndrome before we establish a multi-generational colony off planet. Followed by a comet strike.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Easy; israelites.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      okay what if it takes matter and breaks it down into atoms and makes new molecules is that creating?

      what if I break down a giant lego fort and make a dinosaur? is that creating?

      what if I take one million books break it down into words and create a new text from scratch? is that creating?

      fricking think for 10 seconds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're using the toys that were used to train the tools those who decided to allow you access to what you have are using.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re not right or wrong. AI is going to help aid developers with their tasks but won’t really accomplish significant tasks on its own. If you understand even basic coding principals you will be able to accomplish a mountain of work with AI. I believe this will benefit our developers who are based in other countries such as India.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I believe this will benefit our developers who are based in other countries such as India.
        You mean, a mountain more of unregulated, unthought out, spaghetti bullshit everywhere.

        I had a call with our AL division today and fixed a problem in 2 hours that India had spent 3 fricking months trying to fix. They are nothing but unintelligent apes that need to be deported, lynched and cleansed.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re a racist piece of shit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd rather be the hiring racist piece of shit than an actual piece of shit shitskin.

            You ain't getting a job in my company jeet.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I lost a $100k contract to Indian outsourcing. The project completely collapsed within 12 months after costing ~ quarter million bucks.
          >they wooden lidsen

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The real problem is MBAs. These morons run companies, believe facevalue (lying) numbers, and don't believe in quality. MBAs are a blight in Engineering companies.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah that's a pretty solid heuristic. I've worked for equally moronic startup CEOs (etc) with different qualifications though. I reckon it's maybe 1 in 10 managers who aren't completely clueless morons who are a danger to their own success.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I reckon it's maybe 1 in 10 managers who aren't completely clueless morons who are a danger to their own success.
                Wait until you have to deal with C-Suite Fortune 1000+ frickwits and their cronies

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yup. It's more soul sucking than being a part time student wagie building actionscript banner ads.
                Just reminded me of some contracts we had with the LDS church. Those motherfrickers are more powerful and organised than the Vatican and nobody really talks about it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pray tell
                > I make no apologies for this master-pun

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're rich as frick and operate a ton of businesses either directly or through cut-outs. Lots of bleeding edge tech for 'muh big data' type processing. I'm sure they are invested into a lot of other stuff given how specific the task was they wanted us to solve and the money they had to throw at the problem.
                Unlike some venture capitalists they weren't stupid about what they were willing to fund either, very prudent motherfrickers. Friendly too.
                I suspect they wanna get to space and find god. lol

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly this is better than the Mona Lisa, made by AI.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to enroll in cybersecurity but I'm terrified that it won't pan out for me like when semantic search engines & smart phones became a thing while I was training to be a librarian. Is cybersecurity still going to be in demand for humans.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pornographers

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      would

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      overbuilt and too heavy, taxing battery life to move all that metal shit

      Carbon fiber is the way to go for the skeletal structure. For the muscles...

      Ion-based actuation
      Ionic EAPs are polymers that can be actuated through the diffusion of ions in an electrolyte solution (in addition to the application of electric fields). Current examples of ionic electroactive polymers include polyelectrode gels, ionomeric polymer metallic composites (IPMC), conductive polymers, pyromellitamide gels, and electrorheological fluids (ERF). In 2011, it was demonstrated that twisted carbon nanotubes could also be actuated by applying an electric field.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does it have a ghetto blaster built into its chest?

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if AI depends on a finite material.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hospital drone workers

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was just talking to Physical Trainer how his profession is one of the least directly impacted ones

    He is one of those people who can accurately diagnose muscle / skeletal / tendon issues with just a few vague hints and get you fixed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Physical Trainer
      >least directly impacted ones
      In person, yes
      But ones on a screen need to think of new careers.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If anything, AI-generated stuff is going to be like the next level of clipart and stock photography. Meaning, usable for cheap, commercial stuff, like when you need the equivalent of a generic Zen garden photo for a crappy spa services brochure.

    It won't replace anything high-level that requires a human element. And afaik, computers don't understand humor or irony and can't perform personal observation.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will replace all desk jobs. All of them. Become a tradie or something similar because that is all you're gonna get that pays well.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhhhhhh
      https://twitter.com/manojthakur71/status/1144110927156895746

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad artists only gonna be remplaced. Coders will still be there to prevent the ai to go rogue or worst, autonomous

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >musicians
    https://app.suno.ai/song/761aa3b8-91a1-4a07-85b7-b1b7eca970f6

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Software Engineering Manager here
    I really don't think jobs will go, they will be replaced with higher value jobs.

    Website development will die, although custom software (incl. on browsers) will remain alive and well. This is the principal of software engineering; you need educated people that both know the product, know the system, and can program. A jeet can create a website, a white man can create a beautiful piece of software particular to his industry and/or product. ML enhances the software engineering, maybe reduce jobs, but never replace it.

    The second thing is productivity. We're introducing Co-Pilot and all types of Azure ML into the business. This requires people to set it up, monitor it, etc. You want to try foolproofing a ML chatbot to read 5000 technical process spec pdfs so that a shop floor guy can use it? These morons on shop floor break mil-spec laptops. Introduce Hololens onto shop floor? Broken in a week. They can barely speak English, let alone type. ML is hindered by human stupidity, not vice versa.

    And then there's the blue collar guys. At least where I work, these jobs aren't going anywhere as the task are too specialized. With that said, that's not the case in a majority of industries. Machines will replace factor welders, has replaced factory riveters, and is already starting to replace inspectors/QC.

    tl;dr ML is like the Wall, it will spare no-one, but everyone will hit it at a different age.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They can barely speak English, let alone type. ML is hindered by human stupidity, not vice versa.
      You're talking about non-Whites but saying human. You might wanna get that checked out.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You might wanna get that checked out.
        Frick me, I may be catching it.

        Even the fricking frogs have caught it.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >photographers
    this may not be replaced or other arts that are considered their own crafts

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What jobs
    Influencer/OnlyFans model

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    digits but no. the good ones will remain and be using those tools to make their jobs easier
    but you're partially correct
    the majority of people in those positions will be gone
    only the strong will remain

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >using those tools to make their jobs easier
      If you've tried them, you know they do the opposite. It's much easier to debug code I wrote than to debug the regurgitated vomit an AI produces. Large studies by parties interested in reducing their programming workforce have concluded this, not me, rando anon on the internet

      https://visualstudiomagazine.com/articles/2024/01/25/copilot-research.aspx

      They really really do want to fire us all, but they've discovered AI doesn't work.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Co-pilot is useful for scripts I'd give to an intern. It is not useful for full development.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If you've tried them, you know they do the opposite. It's much easier to debug code I wrote than to debug the regurgitated vomit an AI produces. Large studies by parties interested in reducing their programming workforce have concluded this, not me, rando anon on the internet
        Yeah I was going to post about this earlier in the thread. When it comes to projects involving multiple coders, especially with varying levels of skill, one of the most time consuming and "difficult" aspects of a programmer's job is code comprehension.
        This is even true for coder's revisiting their own code from ~6+ months ago. A chatbot spitting out code snippets being strung together with spaghett is not going to be any easier to rationalise about, debug, extend, refactor etc.
        My brother in law was proclaiming that programming would be replaced by LLMs within 5 years and claimed he could use "AI" to successfully generate code but in the same breath mentioned that he didn't know what the code does.
        Figuring out if code does what it is supposed to do and doesn't do what it isn't supposed to do is still NP-hard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They really really do want to fire us all, but they've discovered AI doesn't work.
        Bruce Schneier wrote about this not too long ago. The LLM companies are basically grifting the executives and managers, people who don't have the domain knowledge now think that our work is even easier to replace than outsourcing to India. That the technology is nowhere near able to do what is claimed in business publications is immaterial when the people who make hiring and salary decisions are convinced that we can be replaced with a chatbot. It's going to be an expensive lesson for everyone no doubt.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >LLM
          oh boy, just about to delve into this with 5000 technical specs in pdfs.

          Imma about to be assfricked like a 17 year old in the russian mobik infantry, ain't I?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Imma about to be assfricked like a 17 year old in the russian mobik infantry, ain't I?
            Nah it's massively overhyped. You will grok it and you will dominate it. Then you will realise its limitations and the unnecessary overhead of incorporating it into anything other than specific practical use cases like heterogenous document parsing.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have to admit, it was a "master stroke" by the AI guys to release image generators so everyone would forget about the massive failure of self driving cars. Even those are terrible in their own way, but they make boobies, so the primative chimp brain overrides all logic from there.
          >What's that? Five fingers and two thumbs? Nevermind that, look, boobies!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"master stroke"
            Heheh.
            I think their smartest move has been developing the tech and then pretending to be terrified of its incredible world ending power.
            >YOU HAVE TO REGULATE ME PLEASE MAKE ME STOP ;^)

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    None. AI is a meme that will never get past being a more fancy, fleshed out algorithm. You’re going to see a lot more instances like what happened with AT&T today with “AI.” It’ll produce a bunch of shitty and junk code that won’t be caught until it causes an issue. When you see major outages like today and the company won’t dive into what happened, it’s because their AI fricked up and they won’t admit it. They can’t admit it. Negate then you’re a backwards Luddite who doesn’t understand progress. It will take planes randomly falling out of the sky for them to start admitting it’s a joke.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    None. It will only really have more people doing different things.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anything that involves using a computer

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what jobs
    Customer service reps

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you WILL address me as a filthy fricking israelite
      >Okay, you filthy fricking israelite. 🙂
      >WTF I DEMAND COMPENSATION

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The government

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What jobs
    BOT shitposter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit! Is that Ethan Ralph from the Ralph Retort? HAHAHAHAHA!

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what jobs
    Pets for geezers

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bankers when?

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1.Academic integrity.
    2.Deep thought in the abstract.
    3.Your fat mommy with Black person breasts.
    4. Shaniqua writing two emails a day, just using that.
    5.I mean those large language models at least i hope so are rather only coherent to solve easy questions or something that has really stringent ties to a subject. And boy do i hope this will erradicate some coders, i pray to god ai will do this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >animators
      >3.Your fat mommy with Black person breasts.
      Pretty deep, philosophical and intellectual actually.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pretty deep, philosophical and intellectual actually.

        Teach me how to try harder.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Teach me how to try harder.
          Nah. There's a strong chance I would hire you if you applied to a job posting I had available

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone in government

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was just getting up to go to fricking bed and you posted this fricking thing

      Canada spent $60MILLION FRICKING DOLLARS on an app for ArriveScam that should have cost <$500k. The current government and their entire fricking bloodlines needs to be hanged from the neck until dead, and then fricking stretched and ripped apart for the public humor.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        With money like that being spent you already know the delivered product is going to be worse than useless.
        Our government does the same shit. IBM has taken so much Australian tax money and every time we end up with some dead in the water bullshit and the media screech about hackers ruining the initiative.

        >Teach me how to try harder.
        Nah. There's a strong chance I would hire you if you applied to a job posting I had available

        >Nah. There's a strong chance I would hire you if you applied to a job posting I had available
        Shame we can't safely network on here. In another life anon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >In another life anon.
          In another life anon.

          Funny note before I go to bed. I have a buddy whose grandparents got on a boat from Belfast to go to Sydney. They ended up in Sydnevy, Nova Scotia. Heh, anyway, gnight, god speed.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Haha based moronic navigator. Sweet dreams leafbro.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No profession will ever be replaced entirely, because the system will always have holes. Cities will never be without AI and its network in any way that matters unless there is a major event, such as an EMP or grid proxy, that inhibits or shuts it down completely. Remember: Once the machine is scrapped, the world will need professionals to carry their disciplines on to the next generation of man.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, and codegays and troony devs deserve to lose their jobs to bots and kill ximselves for perverting any and all branches of tech that their shit- and cum-stained hands can get a hold of.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >perverting any and all branches of tech that their shit- and cum-stained hands can get a hold of.
        It's soft-skilled politicians and business israelites who did this shit. It's just horse trading for them.
        We had processes in place for decades that would survive an EMP and now we're dependent on soulless computer systems created in the name of efficiency and convenience.
        I inadvertently helped in this process when I worked for a startup that created tools for optimising businesses- our services got scooped up by state and local government so they could optimise the humans out of government services.
        I see the fruits of my labour when I go to renew a license or registration and all citizen-facing government operations have been gutted and filled with computer terminals and security guards.
        I hate it. I reject the antichrist. So many demons etc.
        I just wanted to make graph queries easy to run. 🙁 I'm sorry bros.

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