They’re pretty spot on for the US
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What does AI think police officers look like in your country?
They’re pretty spot on for the US
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I wish. I'd be cruising around speeding all day.
Based Brosnan taste.
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The thought of ten or fifteen feet of rotting food moving through their obese colons really gets ol' shorty raging, eh? Pounds and pounds of impacted Taco Bell, Cracker Barrel and Golden Corral moving at a galacial pace through diseased and distended intestines. Extreme dilation and anal tearing resulting in giant turds with racing stripes, plopping into the toilet and releasing a greasy sheen on the surface. Like a McDonalds ice cream machine with a broken handle, the foul product continuously coils about itself like a giant snake or a piece of ancient jug pottery. Is this really the thing that makes you want to procreate?
Honestly, I don't know how you guys can get so horny over hambeasts with anuses the size of satellite dishes. It's all so foul.
>gay talk™
It's just blacks and mexicans who have awful taste in literally everything, which is why they like "thicc" women. White people aren't like that
Fuark imagine all three of them holding me down and facebrapping me. I need to fap.
Those fat b***hes and your imagination has a serious problem. It also proves there is a man for every woman.
>Like a McDonalds ice cream machine with a broken handle
lost
I bet you're fun at parties
You put alot of thought into this hey burganon? It's like staring in a mirror and it's killing you, isn't it?
>Cracker Barrel
I actually liked that place when I visited Buffalo. The food was delicious and the waitresses got everything right. I think the eggs were expensive, though.
That's how it is. Realism in writing. Recording the truth.
Every fatfrick deserves a heart attack ASAP.
Ye Portugal, we know we have been chosen to b clean
Ye just struck the powres over the Netherlands
>Including Groningen
Missing crocodile Dundee attire and big knife
Police branded slouch hats would be pretty kino.
i want to one on the right to peg me. wearing her uniform, of course.
>SSBBW
Yummy
If I close my eyes, maybe I could.
>SSBBW
Super Smash Bros Brawl Women?
I would pound each of those pussies.
They can handcuff me and strip search me any day of the week. Are American police really that smoking hot?
It's funny how Finnish cops look like military equipped vikings but actually they are really nice and pro, while US cops look like bums but propably shoot you for being young and black.
that is what you are supposed to do with young blacks. You will learn soon enough.
I wish they would shoot more young blacks
China-Swedes
>Us cops look like bums
No they don't? They dress in black and they all have like body armor all over them and helmets and shit, like they're military. They are intimidating You must be thinking of 1980s american cops
>implying that's a bad thing
You’ve never been to the US you fricking poorgay.
>picrel
>military equipped vikings
They look like they're about to shoot a gay porno.
Finnish cops are moronic looking homosexuals and pussies. Every one of them turns gay because his wife leaves him for Swedish wiener.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I had heard loki season 2 was bad, but this is something else.
Did he say something mean online?
That's why you don't give up your guns.
That's how you handle police. I guarantee, it won't be worth it to patrol there anymore. Even hinting that you are about to turn the corner in a unarmored vehicle should only be met with fire and flames.
And just like that, you have a Black personfree zone.
Praise be Allah.
qrd?
This would be spot on except for the gray color (it's actually green) and the fact our government is full of butthole-dilated homosexuals and Black person-communist apologists.
my butthole dilates automatically every day when i take a shit
Do you know what I want to have?
Mine Americha. But I can not stand yer scratch, as I would not mineselve
(Me)
But still now, it had been decided that fire will come off the skee, when anyone thought of (...)
Also Russia is mine)
They are they are being prostitutes, to me, as I have always posted in this board.
Russians are not to be a problem, not in mine face frens
Would.
When I was a boy. I told mine father, as being a country as the Netherlands is.
>We ded
He said, k, nei but we have frens.
But nei scratch do we host, be it not theine own house, or otherwise, as unity brings us some profit.
(Me)
Ye and now I too know the current OTAN status, where fire will come from the skies. From the United Stated, if it must (...)
>Some scratch
Though is suggested, and so you are someone from the Netherlands now
I want mine instruction
Stay where ye are, we literally do not have room
I would have to do it here
>Inaugurated
Vote Democrats, as Republicans [not repeating, posted before] they are mine
But (...)
(Me)
Democrats offer us the opportunity to bring up, what we need to.
If it is race, well substantiated, as I can do, so be it
shut the frick up you schizoid wienersucker
Les go Italia, ye know. Quite that sheite
Rather, tell me what your best bet in Americha is
According to my prediction 2024 US election will be won by a fictional character
Ye mine absolute fren. We can not bear le scratch United States and Canada
>Fren
People, who say such a thing. I am able to prove anything I say if we talk, but I bet we won't so, ye lose mine neger
NOOooOoOOOOooo DONT DETAIN mEEeEE? NOOOoOOoo I'M NOT PURPOSEFULLY RESISTING SO YOU HAVE TO MANHANDLE ME noOoooOoooooOO oh shit why'd you pull that.. is that a taser- WAIT NO THATS NOT THE TAS- ACK
>is that a taser- WAIT NO THATS NOT THE TAS- ACK
i understood that reference
Sauce?
Listen frens
<----------------------------------------->
(Me)
Understand this, as a reprisal for calling me to be some which I exterminate
Hint
God actually helped me in a way I understood this morning. Usually his good deeds are totally hidden from me that I don't even notice all the nice things he does for me, I'm sure there are too many for me to list. He told me what day it was today, so I didn't miss my bus, because I didn't realize it was the weekend. He did this by saying "it's Friday". Actually, he might've said it slightly differently, I was still half asleep. Basically God tries really hard to be interesting. So he will claim the opposite of what's true. This is also because the chase of something produces real pleasure which sometimes feels even better than the reward right. So he makes these English adventures where you try to figure out what he means. Theory 2: it's done to increase my IQ, and he's giving me a nice big brain for heaven.
God just handed me a small box, inside was a tiny chef who was going to cook me dinner, so I don't need to cook for myself anymore.
Now let's go. What is the Lord commissioning (Me) te do?
Its supposed to be much more fun w/ the fuhrer (Me)
fat women in and out of uniform are the police of western society
Everything is always more nice when ye bring (Me) up
I am the fuhrer
Frick the zog
k
If ye want Ashfar, I know have won
https://www.youtube.com/@Plerd.
https://www.youtube.com/@Plerd.
If ye would vote Ashfar, I know we have all won
(: Ye frens
Well this isn't accurate at all.
Russia, mine Russia, yer mine flag in mine anschein
Based https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMidbdzSjr0
would
You know Mexico, look at mine flag here.
I this int' space I am going to have te ask thee to start cartel us.
Ye fren, but its mine flag to be able te do it
Russian furgay's wife.
Ye do not speak te mey
I am the cartel
If they deny God
Vrien !
Ye frens, as mine Russia, don't cook a calf in it's mother's milk
And ye frens
Ye and now I will disprove in United States scratches even
heil heil frens
kapital VOR arbeit i am not poor subtitle reader
That Americha is mine posession
Why did they make it so, that God would deny us?
(Me)
God says He doesn't
>ok
K, I am the only valid cartel
I am the guarantor of honour
to absurd to be be real, perhabs this AI stuff isn't what it's hyped up to be..
Ye frens we can not about the fact that we have some breasts
Always
Do ye know what I am listening to in repeat now?