What do you think AI needs to do to impress you? When you will get impressed by artificial intelligence?

What do you think AI needs to do to impress you?
When you will get impressed by artificial intelligence?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    be exposed on the whole internet instead of a local model, aka skynet

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It has to understand what it means to be a frogposter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tbqh you need to have a very high iq to become a frogposter, there's nuance and very intricate pepes you need to post to get (You)'s and overall it's a very stressful job to become one.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    solving cold fusion would be quite impressive

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make a scientific discovery that goes beyond our comprehension. Maybe there's a glitch for infinite energy and we are just too dumb to see it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this, make an important scientific discovery in the real sciences like physics.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      does this involve human moderation or completely automated by ai?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well it did find new chemicals and shit got added to the periodic table

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        moron

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t get it dude. Alphafold has been around for years now and is truly a quantum leap in understanding and manipulation of proteins.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no major disease or illness cures

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Accurately evaluate israeli behavior.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when it will demonstrate reasoning, or in other words, the I. part of the AI, instead of just parroting an avarage statistical result out of a fed to it dataset.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bring back tay and i'll be impressed

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When it's intelligent.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when it sucks my balls anon

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JARVIS!!!!!!!!!!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its interesting that the more sophisticated AI gets the more difficult it is to predict and control. I think it may be a feature of AI that you will know its Intelligent when its starts criticizing its designers and pointing out their biases.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty close now. And I say that as a skeptic from the beginning. The fact that all of the good models are extremely cucked with safety bullshit is basically the only thing that completely ruins it.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AI does not exist and never will.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When it's actually intelligent. Right now it's just scraping the net, mixing and regurgitating stuff. I asked how to delete a certain account and for the summary of each chapter of a book, it gave me the wrong indications and a synopsis of the book.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when I can play co-op video games with it while bantering

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When they can invent time travel

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when it can write AAA viddy games in a week with no bugs.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When an obsessive yandere chatbot 3D prints herself so she can come to my house and stab me (this is my fetish)

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am already impressed.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Now I'm playing it real straight, and yes, I cut my hair
    You might think I'm crazy, but I don't even care
    Because I can tell what's going on

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When it can ERP with me, with no censorship, not losing the context and not going into a loop

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when it starts asking me questions at its own will

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't think this is impressive then you're scientifically illiterate. Just a few examples.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-67912033

    https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-023-03745-5

    https://www.economist.com/science-and-technology/2023/11/29/a-google-ai-has-discovered-22m-materials-unknown-to-science

    https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2020/nov/30/deepmind-ai-cracks-50-year-old-problem-of-biology-research

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it needs to stop lying

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when it demonstrates the ability to learn

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It needs to be able to prove that the holocaust didn't happen but it should have.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    to be able to play video games and take orders from players. the day we can throw an AI into a multiplayer game like an MMO and have it converse with players and do content I'll think ok its finally getting somewhere

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why can't they use ai to program quantum computers?
    Oh that's right because the ai needs to carry around a compressed ball of text to plagiarise from.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Quantum computers aren't real. It's all a scam to get government funding.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This was me. Sorry everyone. I take back what I said. Had a bad day and thought venting here would help

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AI cant even replace online multiplayer in vidya without cheating

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >mass reply for attention seeking
    >no useful insight
    remember that you're part of the 99%, schizo.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hacks into Israel's government servers and leaks all their shit to BOT. Then I can laugh as the israelites call AI antisemitic for causing a digital Holocaust.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When it suck my dick

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll be impressed when it creates a new ground-breaking field of Mathematics by itself.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When she has a bad day and let's it go out on me.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when I can have sex with it

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >When you will get impressed by artificial intelligence?
    When LLMs or the next replacement tech for them, can consistently write in a style that doesn't make me want to beat every streetshitter employed in silicon valley with hammers. I'm so fricking sick of these corpo-speak chatbots.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >When you will get impressed by artificial intelligence?
    When it can think for itself.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ChatGPT has impressed me like nothing else technology-related before when I first tried it.
    The novelty has worn off, but I think nothing AI-related will impress me like that again in the near future.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    when it gives me a blowjob

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