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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My internal monologue tbh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that guy that lives in my head, everything I ask him he answers and calls me a homosexual for asking it. I've remember that he once went on a hour long rant on how he hates me and wish he lived in someone else's head, and that I should strongly consider jumping under the wheel of a semi.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why the frick would you create a tulpa that hates its host?
        What the hell is wrong with you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't had any choice in the matter, it happened naturally throughout the years.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Visit a doctor, bro. Schizophrenia is pretty well treatable these days.
            And I'm not talking about lobotomizing yourself.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, it's either my brain rotting or extreme loneliness. By the way he told me "I told you, moron".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a combination of the two.
                Don't mind the tulpa, it'll be gone once you start taking your meds (unironically) and stop paying attention to it.
                But seriously, please go to your local doctor.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None, I use none of them
    I actually like samshit phones more than the stupid shit I bought, but the only thing related to bixby I used was routines

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bixby set a routine to frick this poster in the ass. Alexa, order more lube. Siri, tell my family I'm sorry.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If bixby is that samsung girl, they don't need to order any lube at all!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Formerly korean male, unfortunately, so... Crust.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to FRICK that cortana

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where is it?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop posting this unfunny homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope and seethe

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this doesn't resonate with me because Bixby has gotten much better and she controls the lights at my house really well. if I ask her to turn the AC on then she will. she's like my little house maid and I love her

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tay?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where amogus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      amogus

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually hot Cortana, would glady give her my jock wiener.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Old comic so I don't think there's an amogus

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://github.com/ggerganov/llama.cpp/blob/master/examples/Miku.sh

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MEDS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    violently rape correcting alexa

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's a high schooler

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        high schoolers are legal here, are allowed to get pregnant, and are allowed to be married

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice trick satan.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hence the "violently"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        out of 10!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alexa needs correctional rape intervention

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn, cortana is cute

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ahem

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alexa is great for setting multiple, named timers. Also doing simon-says to frick with dogs (or compliment them, I like doggos).

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