The story behind Florida Skunk Ape, decoded by ChatGPT

[In the depths of a Florida swamp, a bewildered photographer stumbles upon the Florida Skunk Ape. Unbeknownst to him, the creature is a shapeshifting reptilian with multiple heads attempting to mimic a human appearance.]

>Photographer: [Stumbling back] Holy crap, what the...?
>Reptilian Head 1: [Whispering to the others] Remember, act human. Blend in!
>Reptilian Head 2: [In a high-pitched voice] I'm trying, but these human expressions are so complicated!
>Reptilian Head 3: [In a deep, gravelly voice] Keep it together, folks. We've got an audience now.
>Photographer: [Fumbling with his camera] This...this can't be real.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Reptilian Head 1: [In a nervous whisper] Smile, guys! Humans love smiles!
    >[The reptilian heads contort their features into strange, toothy grins.]
    >Photographer: [Backing away] Oh my gosh, they're grinning at me!

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Reptilian Head 2: [In a hushed tone] How's this? [Tries to wink]
    >Reptilian Head 3: [In a stage whisper] Winking is just creepy, you dummy!
    >Photographer: [Baffled] I've got to get out of here.

    [The photographer runs off, leaving the reptilian heads behind.]

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Reptilian Head 1: [Sighing] Well, that didn't work.
    >Reptilian Head 2: [Disappointed] We almost had him.
    >Reptilian Head 3: [In a grumpy tone] This whole human disguise thing is harder than it looks.

    [The reptilian heads continue to bicker among themselves as the photographer disappears into the swamp, utterly bewildered by the strange encounter.]

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man, you guys are truly retarded dickheads.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GUEST STARRING, PETER PENTAGRAM!

      I'm just having fun. Why so upset? I'm either entertaining my own schizophrenic brain, or I am finding hidden aliens. I am having fun either way.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, that's fair. I just can't with the other ones "deep frying" random images and thinking they've decryoted some ancient secret in an image.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aww, look at his big dumbo ears and eyes! Isn't he cute?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do go on. Show us more silly patterns. I like the Dumbo one, the eyes look all derpy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I only have so much time each day. And somehow, I'm fully employed. I will make more when I can. I hope the skinwalkers appreciate these memes too. I bet they're having some giggles.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damnit. Again? You want me to dig or what? You want me to poop in the woods? What? What are you saying without saying?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry can you translate?

      https://i.imgur.com/FI1mhLl.jpg

      COme on I GAve you the BEst years OFF Your Life.

      What about the years that weren't good. Was it an equal change?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you telling me to go inawoods?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The worlds fair has never been in my city and I have never been to a worlds fair. The only person that would know it as equal change is BO. He was the literal last one in line with the knowledge that he held. I know he pointed at me with his ray of death and destroyed my family. Other than that, I forgive 43 and 41 I'm proud that 2016 worked but I'm not happy that the end still came by vice of the ai.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    COme on I GAve you the BEst years OFF Your Life.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Once yall are ready to return to the real world the woman (yes a woman captured this photo) even said herself that it was likely an escaped orangutan, as one had escaped from a zoo around the same time. Now tell me what's more likely, the thing that looks like an orangutan, was said to be an orangutan, while there was an escaped orangutan in the area was an orangutan or it was a multiple headed shape-shifting reptilian alien trying to put on a human disguise and for some reason decided to give the entire thing fur. Like come on there are actual mysteries that yall could be looking at.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its literally the son of Gaia. The real deal wild man. He loves Florida especially in the springs. He smells putrid to keep the flies and wildlife away from him. He wears a Ghillie Suit of hair he has grown and sewn together. In my area he is known as the moss man.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Why would the wild man love the place that has basically none of its natural wilds left, shouldn't he be in like basically any other state? And if it's the true son of Gaia then he should hate Florida since basically none of it is natural in the slightest? it was supposed to be basically nothing but swamps and marshes until the United States destroyed almost the entirety of the state by pumping out almost all of the water and clearing out almost the entire natural ecosystem.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Because if the trash pandas can do it, than so can he.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Most of the time it's the military who does it, a program for Green Meanies. The most Elite, so it's a place you get dropped off in a swamp that makes deliverance look like pussy chat and the gators are so thick there. You have to survive the 21 days and get out alive without being seen. That's how they train the elite rangers and such.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That actually makes a lot of sense

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are making the assumption that aliens are all smart. These could be the equivalent of kids of an alien species trying to make a disguise on their own, high school dropouts, etc.

      >Head 1: Damn we didn't look human enough, why
      >Head 2: Not enough fur. Human monkeys have hairrr. We come back in 100 years with more fur I think that's the trick

      They're goof balls, those aliens. All the more reason all imprisoned ETs need to be freed immediately.

      ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT CANNOT COMMUNICATE. LET THEM OUT IN 48 HOURS. FINAL WARNING. THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I refuse to believe that these aliens are all below average intelligence. Hell you could've said they were blind, I'd believe that in a heartbeat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The real aliens are inner dimensional creatures that you cannot see. The wild man has a power that you do not have because he is all spirit, he is not under the influence of the natural world. The wild man is in a state of anticipation of his success that includes a zone of awareness all around him. I can't properly explain it. The Buddhist monks know about it and so do the deep mil. The spiritual man is interfacing with the light and with source directly. Therefore he is capable of traveling between worlds and within the dimensions to make him appear as if he is moving faster than light. The technique comes to you in a vision once you have transitioned from materialism to spiritual survival.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Hey OP here why does everything you're saying sound like me am I wild man because I have lifted the mask

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes in a way. That depends on if you can see my spark and my golden glow or if I am too Gray.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know whichever you are, but I think you're whatever I am because your whole post is like words stolen from my mind. When I see the good, simple people of the natural world, like my father who has worked hard labor jobs all his life, its just so catastrophically sad. Seeing the man who raised me, who was once so powerful, and now I see the world with the blindfold lifted...but look at my father, and I still see the blindfold on him. Something about this deeply saddens me, and I don't know what the solution is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It is possible that we are one with the spirit and one with the son. 111

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think they are of a "different" intelligence. They are vastly intelligent in ways of disguise and manipulation of light waves, super skilled in this. But there are other skills we as humans are much better at.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You have never experienced what it is like to be a wild man. You have a real need to experience the glow you get with ridding yourself of the need of your flesh.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              And how do you suggest I go about doing that? I do hemisync but I have never gotten a full OOBE.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I did it with the Essene Doctrine, the gospels of peace. Starting with book 1 and do what they tell you to do. You will thank me for the rest of your life. That is if you can make the 7 days. Bonus, if you want me to do this with you come find me. I will walk you though it in a safe manner. I want to do it too. I'm tired of my satan.

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