[In the depths of a Florida swamp, a bewildered photographer stumbles upon the Florida Skunk Ape. Unbeknownst to him, the creature is a shapeshifting reptilian with multiple heads attempting to mimic a human appearance.]
>Photographer: [Stumbling back] Holy crap, what the...?
>Reptilian Head 1: [Whispering to the others] Remember, act human. Blend in!
>Reptilian Head 2: [In a high-pitched voice] I'm trying, but these human expressions are so complicated!
>Reptilian Head 3: [In a deep, gravelly voice] Keep it together, folks. We've got an audience now.
>Photographer: [Fumbling with his camera] This...this can't be real.
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>Reptilian Head 1: [In a nervous whisper] Smile, guys! Humans love smiles!
>[The reptilian heads contort their features into strange, toothy grins.]
>Photographer: [Backing away] Oh my gosh, they're grinning at me!
>Reptilian Head 2: [In a hushed tone] How's this? [Tries to wink]
>Reptilian Head 3: [In a stage whisper] Winking is just creepy, you dummy!
>Photographer: [Baffled] I've got to get out of here.
[The photographer runs off, leaving the reptilian heads behind.]
>Reptilian Head 1: [Sighing] Well, that didn't work.
>Reptilian Head 2: [Disappointed] We almost had him.
>Reptilian Head 3: [In a grumpy tone] This whole human disguise thing is harder than it looks.
[The reptilian heads continue to bicker among themselves as the photographer disappears into the swamp, utterly bewildered by the strange encounter.]
Man, you guys are truly moronic dickheads.
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I'm just having fun. Why so upset? I'm either entertaining my own schizophrenic brain, or I am finding hidden aliens. I am having fun either way.
Ok, that's fair. I just can't with the other ones "deep frying" random images and thinking they've decryoted some ancient secret in an image.
Aww, look at his big dumbo ears and eyes! Isn't he cute?
Do go on. Show us more silly patterns. I like the Dumbo one, the eyes look all derpy.
I only have so much time each day. And somehow, I'm fully employed. I will make more when I can. I hope the skinwalkers appreciate these memes too. I bet they're having some giggles.
Damnit. Again? You want me to dig or what? You want me to poop in the woods? What? What are you saying without saying?
Sorry can you translate?
What about the years that weren't good. Was it an equal change?
Are you telling me to go inawoods?
The worlds fair has never been in my city and I have never been to a worlds fair. The only person that would know it as equal change is BO. He was the literal last one in line with the knowledge that he held. I know he pointed at me with his ray of death and destroyed my family. Other than that, I forgive 43 and 41 I'm proud that 2016 worked but I'm not happy that the end still came by vice of the ai.
COme on I GAve you the BEst years OFF Your Life.
Once yall are ready to return to the real world the woman (yes a woman captured this photo) even said herself that it was likely an escaped orangutan, as one had escaped from a zoo around the same time. Now tell me what's more likely, the thing that looks like an orangutan, was said to be an orangutan, while there was an escaped orangutan in the area was an orangutan or it was a multiple headed shape-shifting reptilian alien trying to put on a human disguise and for some reason decided to give the entire thing fur. Like come on there are actual mysteries that yall could be looking at.
Its literally the son of Gaia. The real deal wild man. He loves Florida especially in the springs. He smells putrid to keep the flies and wildlife away from him. He wears a Ghillie Suit of hair he has grown and sewn together. In my area he is known as the moss man.
Why would the wild man love the place that has basically none of its natural wilds left, shouldn't he be in like basically any other state? And if it's the true son of Gaia then he should hate Florida since basically none of it is natural in the slightest? it was supposed to be basically nothing but swamps and marshes until the United States destroyed almost the entirety of the state by pumping out almost all of the water and clearing out almost the entire natural ecosystem.
Because if the trash pandas can do it, than so can he.
Most of the time it's the military who does it, a program for Green Meanies. The most Elite, so it's a place you get dropped off in a swamp that makes deliverance look like pussy chat and the gators are so thick there. You have to survive the 21 days and get out alive without being seen. That's how they train the elite rangers and such.
That actually makes a lot of sense
You are making the assumption that aliens are all smart. These could be the equivalent of kids of an alien species trying to make a disguise on their own, high school dropouts, etc.
>Head 1: Damn we didn't look human enough, why
>Head 2: Not enough fur. Human monkeys have hairrr. We come back in 100 years with more fur I think that's the trick
They're goof balls, those aliens. All the more reason all imprisoned ETs need to be freed immediately.
ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT CANNOT COMMUNICATE. LET THEM OUT IN 48 HOURS. FINAL WARNING. THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING THE FOG IS COMING
I refuse to believe that these aliens are all below average intelligence. Hell you could've said they were blind, I'd believe that in a heartbeat.
The real aliens are inner dimensional creatures that you cannot see. The wild man has a power that you do not have because he is all spirit, he is not under the influence of the natural world. The wild man is in a state of anticipation of his success that includes a zone of awareness all around him. I can't properly explain it. The Buddhist monks know about it and so do the deep mil. The spiritual man is interfacing with the light and with source directly. Therefore he is capable of traveling between worlds and within the dimensions to make him appear as if he is moving faster than light. The technique comes to you in a vision once you have transitioned from materialism to spiritual survival.
Hey OP here why does everything you're saying sound like me am I wild man because I have lifted the mask
Yes in a way. That depends on if you can see my spark and my golden glow or if I am too Gray.
I don't know whichever you are, but I think you're whatever I am because your whole post is like words stolen from my mind. When I see the good, simple people of the natural world, like my father who has worked hard labor jobs all his life, its just so catastrophically sad. Seeing the man who raised me, who was once so powerful, and now I see the world with the blindfold lifted...but look at my father, and I still see the blindfold on him. Something about this deeply saddens me, and I don't know what the solution is.
It is possible that we are one with the spirit and one with the son. 111
I think they are of a "different" intelligence. They are vastly intelligent in ways of disguise and manipulation of light waves, super skilled in this. But there are other skills we as humans are much better at.
You have never experienced what it is like to be a wild man. You have a real need to experience the glow you get with ridding yourself of the need of your flesh.
And how do you suggest I go about doing that? I do hemisync but I have never gotten a full OOBE.
I did it with the Essene Doctrine, the gospels of peace. Starting with book 1 and do what they tell you to do. You will thank me for the rest of your life. That is if you can make the 7 days. Bonus, if you want me to do this with you come find me. I will walk you though it in a safe manner. I want to do it too. I'm tired of my satan.
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This is the whole program to uncover your hidden past and witness all there is in the manner that a mortal can change from a materialistic man to a spiritual man.
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