[In the depths of a Florida swamp, a bewildered photographer stumbles upon the Florida Skunk Ape. Unbeknownst to him, the creature is a shapeshifting reptilian with multiple heads attempting to mimic a human appearance.]
>Photographer: [Stumbling back] Holy crap, what the...?
>Reptilian Head 1: [Whispering to the others] Remember, act human. Blend in!
>Reptilian Head 2: [In a high-pitched voice] I'm trying, but these human expressions are so complicated!
>Reptilian Head 3: [In a deep, gravelly voice] Keep it together, folks. We've got an audience now.
>Photographer: [Fumbling with his camera] This...this can't be real.