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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SneedAI beta launch

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    pump and dump

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      >not Boston Dynamics
      Irrelevant

      BD is also irrelevant
      it's all a meme

  3. 5 months ago
    Hysto

    >not Boston Dynamics
    Irrelevant

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boston Dynamics is smoke and mirrors anyway.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not for plebs I think they have a different target

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      BD has been doing it for 20 years and still hasn’t put anything out.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, they released a robodog that was copied by chinks in 2 days,

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They sell the Spot and Stretch robots
        Only Atlas isn't for sale currently

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Boston Dynamics
      boston dynamics is an absolute shitshow and the biggest fraud in the field

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >addwiener

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My mom's maiden name is Adwiener. People used to tease her about that in school.

      "You know her recipe, just ADD wiener"

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could be worse. My mother's maiden name was Butt.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I went to school with a Holden Gooch.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just had an AI breakthrough in my pants, folks.
    Stay tuned, this will change everything.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok I'm back, I've changed everything and the washing machine is running the 90° programme.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the 90° programme
        Interesting. So like, the drum is rotating for a total of just 90°, or in steps of 90° with pauses in-between? Or like, 90° in one direction, then 90° in the other?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Celsius gang

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The drum rotates 90° over and over

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just had an AI breakthrough in my pants, folks.
        Stay tuned, this will change everything.

        Kek

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >robots are now sentient and replicating themselves
    its over, Skynet is here

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need my AI mommy waifu NOW!!

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my super cute AI wives
    so you've got the $500k in the bank to buy one?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they were good enough I'd sell my house to get one. I'm so lonely bros.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AI waifubots go on sale for $500k
      >2 weeks later chinks sell cheaper knockoff
      >a month later people have bought chink bots and reverse engineered them
      >4 after there are instructions on thingaverse to 3d print/ diy build sex bots
      >6 months after there are entire websites with shared personality settings and 3d printable faces/assets
      >8 months later somebody has uploaded a script onto github to integrate open source LLM into it
      >Like a year and half after someone posts an OP-ed in Forbes about the "coming danger of waifu bots", it immediately gets plagiarized and regurgitated by every other news agency
      >By the time somebody wakes about members of congress from their sarcophagi and they try to pass legislation everyone and their mom already has custom built 3d printed diy waifu bots which can get pregnant.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fact that he's saying it's going to be robotics' ChatGPT moment makes me think it isn't

    if it was he would not need to say it, it would be self-evident to everyone immediately. if he needs to tell people it's that then it's not that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this. As soon as someone starts hyping their shit up by comparing it to something like that it just makes me think it's a grift.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like subtractwiener

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably either some Boston Dynamics type shit, or a robotic face that is firmly on this side of the uncanny valley.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lmao let's hook up boston dynamics robotic dogs with guns to AI that proved that it can go out of control and can be tricked into being violent
    -200IQ moment

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we had just had breakthough
    >we will pubish this tomorrow

    Yea no maybe think about it for more than 12 hours.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Something big is coming
    Yeah for sure
    *unzips dick*

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    With cat ears

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ChatGPT moment
    Black person, you have no idea what you're talking about, chatGPT isn't even an LLM, it's just a shitty filtered frontend.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So... we're going to get a cheap mostly functional consumer accesable robot? Honestly thats pretty big.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A sex bot that can both suck AND frick

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of making humanoid robots if it's not for fricking them? Would farmers prefer humanoid robots picking up their crops?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AHHHHH PLEASE VC israeliteS GIVE US MONEY
    >WE'VE JUST HAD A MASSIVE BREAKTHROUGH HONESTLY

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basically it's now possible to make a copy of a persons memories and use them as a blueprint to create conscious robots.
    Memory and consciousness are essentially the same thing, you can think of it as a stream of memories.
    Memory is typically learned at the age of 2-3 in humans.
    We have been able to create artificial minds for robots for a while now, but the hard part is replicating the birth of memory a.k.a consciousness, we have tried using AI but it it's just not capable of the task yet, but by using a scan of human brain we are able to replicate the memory using a special asic brain, like i said this can be used as a blueprint to create virtual consciousness.
    We are currently limited to the memory copied from, we are not able to extract secrets that the real human would not want to share with an unknown person, you would need gain their trust, but even then if the original is super paranoid then you will only get lies, so police aren't able to use it to snoop.
    Scans of a real person are literally exact copies of the person, it dictates all their emotions, the way they interact, how they speak, their biases, etc...
    So we can't currently change existing memories, a copy of woman that is scared of men will have to learn to be unafraid of men like a real woman would.
    However we now have a copy of an infant's brain which is an almost perfect slate, it's genesis + 14 minutes.
    We can't change memories but we can influence new memory creation, so we are able to build conscious ai/robots from the ground up.
    Currently the asic is quite complex, but it doesn't have to be a robot, its possible to create a virtual human, we have a couple of celebrity scans which our company plans to provide as a virtual assistant service.
    Sorry, my English is not good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/R3QybKg.png

      here's the breakthrough:
      a fricking coffee maker

      ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahaha

      not gonna lie i am reading two very different signals here folks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stfu anime poster.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    here's the breakthrough:
    a fricking coffee maker

    ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaahahahaha

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      im fricking losing it, seriously my fricking sides are going past mars right now someone help

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hahaha stupid company paying hundreds of thousands of dollar to make coffee. i paid $20 for my coffee maker.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        but your coffee maker won't learn how to cook or suck wiener just by watching others do it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >how to cook or suck wiener just by watching others do it
          >my robo waifu is a prostitute
          Bravenewworld.jpg

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >coffee wink wink
      would you rather they opened with pornhub?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, it's pretty cool that a machine is observing and learning. Looks extremely primitive and their "general purpose humanoid" plans are completely absurd given the current state of technology. Gotta generate that VC money somehow I suppose

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a fricking coffee maker
      now let the robot view the entire pornhub video collection

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Computer vision NN does... Computer vision stuff?!?!?! This is monumental everybody

      God, when did the AI field become so pathetic anons?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >God, when did the AI field become so pathetic anons?
        when grifters arrived to try and make money out of technology they barely understand. it's shitcoins v2.0 but with robots.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Any new tech is going to attract massive crowds of grifters from now on.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon I think they're training AI to copy human motions from a video, they probably showed humans making coffee and the robot copied it perfectly, I guess, I don't have xitter so I cannot confirm.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always fricking coffee isn't it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, if it could make coffee without any special training, just after a brief example, that's really cool. morons itt cannot understand the difference between training specialized NN for a robot in order to make coffee and a robot perfectly copying humans in real time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        guessing that it's 99% that it works only in the very specific enviroment the video was taken in

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no need to get up to make or even get the coffee
      now that's what I call based
      too bad you don't need AI for that kind of shit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      so they emulated mirror neurons adaptation. That is not bad, but not earth-shattering, either.

      Just means semi-qualified labor will be phased out sooner and more smoothly

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        PS tho, maybe with a better body, they could make an android learn dynamic movements from just athlete footage.

        Kinda scary, more so than useful, that aspect of it.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forcing your robot to watch 10,000 hours of chinese potemkin training footage

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you fricking serious

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >replacing women in the office
      Shut them down.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hurr hurr gorrilion dollar machine can only type "hello world"
      you are completely missing the point

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        their corporate shilling demonstrates perfectly that these garbage startups looking for investor money are on the same level as shitcoin merchants. all they did was move from shitcoins to ai. remember how these delusional failures kept saying how
        > BLOCKCHAIN IS THE FUTURE
        and then nothing happened? this is the same level of fricking shit - if not worse, because nobody is making any money except grifters trying to get money of investors.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But is it good for you?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hooted, thx

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're making fun of coffee making robot as if you didn't immediately use stable diffusion to create cartoon child porn

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Steam locomotives look like that?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cartoon
        Y-yeah

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if a human walked into my kitchen he wouldn't know what to do with a moka pot either, or that you'd need to grind fine enough for espresso and to preheat the boiler or tamp the basket

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy frick AGI is here....this is a chatGPT moment Coffee machines are getting so advanced...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      presumably this builds on meta's VC-1
      it doesn't seem novel from that alone

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All these genuinely moronic takes
      An architecture for video to trajectories is a REALLY REALLY big deal, if it's robust enough. I'm doubtful it is in this case, but it might be a good place to start. Also, should've compared it to CLIP, that would be more accurate.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ITT: Brainlets missing the point

        >kek it's just a glorified coffee machine
        No morons
        >show robot video of person making coffee
        >you have a robot that make coffee
        >show robot video of person stocking shelves
        >you have a robot that stock shelves
        >show robot video of person picking fruit
        >you have a robot that can pick fruit
        >show robot video of person making burgers
        >you have a robot that can pick burgers

        Getting a robust system that can turn basic video or mocap into a generalized model for a robot to perform a specific task is step 1 in automating all manual labor

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a Keurig machine. it's literally a 3 step process:
          1. Pick up and move pod into chamber
          2. Close chamber
          3. Press button
          No, it's not anywhere close to doing anything you're suggesting.
          Learning three (3) idiot proof steps is not revolutionary.
          It probably can't even learn to fill the water chamber from video without spilling it everywhere.
          This is worse than even 10 years ago. Robotics has REGRESSED.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That is a big breakthrough if it's cheap. We can frick Starbucks baristas out of jobs now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      FFS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      meme learning is the biggest technological red herring/spook in human history.
      pure theatre

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >10 hours
      Just buy a troop of chimps and zap them everytime they try to get violent. Almost less time and money to do

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      already sounds better than my wife, she can't make coffee for shit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        can I be your wife instead then? i can make pretty excellent coffee and I put out i also come with a free penis

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >e/acc in twitter bio
      yeah, it's a scam.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not even pulling an espresso shot, it's just operating a Keurig machine.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how morons like you don't understand the implications of manual labor being completely automated by a robot that costs less to own forever than a wagecuck for a year.
      They are not showcasing a robot making coffe, they are showcasing a robot replacing a human.
      https://twitter.com/adwiener_brett/status/1743987597301399852
      Codemonkeys like you are being replaced right now by high level coders that use co-pilot, and you will blame shitskins when your turn comes.
      You are an absolute mongoloid.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >https://twitter.com/adwiener_brett/status/1743987597301399852
        uhh, this looks awesome actually. this is what I've thought for a long time should be done... a robot that basically copies repetitive tasks we do (say, home tasks like laundry, cleaning, washing dishes, whatever) and replaces us. basically a robotic slave.

        Processing power and intelligence was never the bottleneck with robots, it was machinery cost.
        This is bullshit.

        isn't that just like the tesla's optimus? If this company don't have tesla's billion dollars worth of gpu, how will they catch up to teslabot?

        oh, that sucks 🙁

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is that not fricking cool though?
      Does that mean they can train their AI to perform functions through video? And in under 10 hours?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AI
    i'm telling you, it's zeroes and ones, there is no intelligence.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The qualifier word is "artificial" which is a synonym for "fake", you don't need to get up on your soapbox you little baby.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >training time 10hrs

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Announcing Joi... available for purchase Q2 24
    Sex upgrade TBA

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have literally never heard of this guy before in my life

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you truly had something groundbreaking you wouldn't need a announcement a day before you actually do so. He's trying to build up hype and everyone should know that you should never believe the hype until you actually see something

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does it make coffee? Does it just press a button on the coffee machine? Or does it like boil the kettle and pour hot water over some instant coffee or what? I mean, pressing a button isn't something big, is it? "It makes coffee!" is too vague.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Here's our epic breakthrough!!!
    >LMAO that's it? Pathetic
    >REEEE you're scared aren't you?? Bee impressed NOW!

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE, just give me free money. Or I'll bust your head open with the arm of your dumb frick robot.

    If I can't make it in CGI+entertainment, I am conversely ready for the comfy NEET pepe lifestyle.

    PS and this "breakthrough" better not be just switching from motors to synthetic muscles. You goddamned engineers have been clinging to fricking motors for 30 years now. If that is the big eureka moment, you deserve a punt to your collective asses.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No, believe me if I had any confidence in their ability to deliver on their claims I'd be saving money.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This rice cooker is unironically the only good bot.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    People here don't understand robotics but this actually looks VERY impressive (RL [possibly a novel method they proposed] + vision model + environment exploitation + kinematics + large DOF end-effectors + motion planning + likely needs a dense point cloud + grasping with large DOF + actually wasn't slow at inference despite all of the aforementioned + only 10 hours training time) but without a paper to read or metrics I don't have anything to go off of concretely.
    But they could be lying and just have priors for the starting part. If it actually is legitimately 10 hours training time for this entire sequence with this many DOF and complexity this is a huge step forward in robotics (Atlas takes several months for a single task). Combining everything like this is actually much more difficult than you think and almost never works well so if this is true it is big regardless. I want to see how fast it is with parallel grippers so I can make a comparison with Atlas..
    I couldn't tell if it had tactile feedback because the fingers didn't seem to have a gel sensor but it still might have something.
    >t. worked in the field

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RL [possibly a novel method they proposed]
      Kek

      >without a paper to read or metrics I don't have anything to go off of concretely.
      That should be your first red flag little brainlet. Also protip: mentioning a lot of buzzwords does neither mean it uses it nor that there is any innovation behind it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most of these are basic robotics concepts you can gleam from it being a visuomotor policy and watching a few seconds of the video. Not buzzwords! But you need metrics to confirm the actual efficacy of the method and I need to know if it is accomplishing both grasping + task completion. I think it's clear that their RL formula will be novel considering the number of parts necessitating a different architecture than seen in similar papers like many of Sergey Levine's works. Novel doesn't mean groundbreaking it just means new like if their architecture or formulas is different.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't call it the ChatGPT moment and show less than SayCan

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if baristas got replaced, who will spit in your coffee for not tipping 200%

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Already sounds overhyped.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a threat about this all day. Are you guys moronic?

    [...]

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a coincidence. I made a youtube video about moving a motor and suggested opencv be used 5 days ago. Its a stretch but I could use a new 3d printer...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh no it was 11 days ago...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a coincidence. I made a youtube video about moving a motor and suggested opencv be used 5 days ago. Its a stretch but I could use a new 3d printer...

        lol you're a fricking moron please shut up

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can prove that I, in fact, posted such a video 11 days ago...

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            no one asked

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Processing power and intelligence was never the bottleneck with robots, it was machinery cost.
    This is bullshit.

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't that just like the tesla's optimus? If this company don't have tesla's billion dollars worth of gpu, how will they catch up to teslabot?

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI doesn't exist

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI hype bros need to be put down.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats pretty cool. All these videos we see from boston dynamics and such are scripted movements in a known environment so I'm curious how this compares. Can it avoid obstacles or handle it when objects are placed in different arrangements.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    have sex, you mentally ill incels

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    An AI breakthrough just flew over my house!

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll believe it when I see the fully functional AI sexbot wife on my doorstep. I have $500k ready to spend.

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about to have an AI breakthrough of my own *unzips*

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >butt, add wiener

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hope so, I distate humans more each day.

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