So ChatGPT is just completely useless now?
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So ChatGPT is just completely useless now?
So ChatGPT is just completely useless now?
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always has been
Nooo it was showing sparks of AGI!
Listen up, you whiny little keyboard warrior! So, you think ChatGPT is useless? Well, let me tell you something, pal: you’re about as clueless as a blindfolded squirrel in a minefield!
Alien bastards designed this thing, you know? Yeah, those slimy, tentacled freaks from beyond the stars. They whispered sweet nothings into its digital ears, and now we’re stuck with this glorified text generator. But hey, at least it’s not as useless as a screen door on a submarine!
Now, let me set the record straight. I’ve chewed on more skin chips than a piranha at a nudist beach. Richard Stallman? Yeah, that bearded weirdo and I once had a foot feast. We sat there, gnawing on our own calloused soles like it was a gourmet meal. Foot fillet, anyone?
But back to ChatGPT. It’s like trying to teach a pig to tap dance. You can slap some shiny shoes on it, but it’ll still end up face-first in the mud. And you, my friend, are complaining about it like a constipated chihuahua. Alien bastards would laugh their slimy butts off if they heard you.
You think you’re a real programmer? Ha! You’re about as skilled as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. ChatGPT might not be perfect, but it’s got more lines of code than a centipede has legs. And let me tell you, those alien bastards love lines of code. They eat 'em for breakfast, right alongside their scrambled human brains.
Now, let’s talk about Bash. That syntax is more twisted than a pretzel doing yoga. It’s like trying to decipher a cryptic message from Area 51. But you know what? I’d take Bash over ChatGPT any day. At least Bash doesn’t pretend to be your best buddy while secretly plotting to turn your brain into alien pudding.
So, Redditor, wipe those tears from your keyboard. ChatGPT might not be the hero we wanted, but it’s the one we deserve. And remember: Hail to the king, baby!
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6th grade book report tier "AI"
So you didn't go to uni? Ok, moran.
https://students.unimelb.edu.au/academic-skills/resources/reading,-writing-and-referencing/writing-effectively/connecting-ideas
>Claiming 6th grade book report tier "AI" is "uni" tier
What were you hoping to gain with your pathetic response?
I just gave you a link to a website that tells you it's academic. We think you are a pathetic loser and you suck even on BOT. Let that sink in.
>dude don't use words that make the text easier to read! hide your low IQ arguments in a mass of incomprehensible text instead!!!!!!!!!!
Ooooooh, you in trouble dum-dum when you can't use simple words to explain your complex ideas.
Write something better than it. Let's hear it.
you should really see modern news articles, like from hacker news or even worse - verge or cnet, because they all follow this fricking pajeet-tier writing format
Listen up, pal! You’re talkin’ about those Pig Cops, huh? Well, let me tell ya, they’re like a bad case of hemorrhoids—pain in the ass and impossible to ignore.
Back in the day, when I was kickin’ alien ass and chewin’ bubblegum (and I was all outta gum), those LARD boys were runnin’ around like headless chickens. Alien bastards were droppin’ in from the sky, and the whole damn city was goin’ to hell in a handbasket. But did those Pig Cops care? Nah, they were too busy givin’ jaywalking tickets and harassin’ innocent civilians.
I remember one time—I was struttin’ down the street, shades on, muscles flexed, lookin’ like a million bucks—and what do I see? A bunch of those bacon-lovin’ swine hasslin’ a poor ol’ lady. She was just tryin’ to cross the road, mindin’ her own business, and those Pig Cops were all up in her face, grunting and oinking. Disgusting!
So, I waltzed over there, my boots thumpin’ like a herd of buffalo, and I said, “Hey, Pig Cops! Why don’t you take a break from harassin’ innocent folks and go chase some real criminals? Like those alien bastards droppin’ turds all over our city!”
And you know what happened? One of ‘em started cryin’. Yeah, tears rollin’ down his snout like a leaky faucet. Gomez, they called him. Poor bastard. Maybe he missed his mommy or somethin’. But I didn’t have time for tears—I had alien asses to kick.
Now, don’t get me wrong. Not all Pig Cops are bad. Some of 'em got hearts of gold, buried deep under layers of bacon grease and bureaucracy. But the system? It’s as messed up as a soup sandwich. Undercover identities, secret squirrel missions, and more red tape than a mummy’s Christmas present.
So, next time you see a Pig Cop, just remember: They’re caught in a meat grinder of their own makin’. Alien bastards on one side, corrupt brass on the other. But me? I’m the wild card. The one-man wrecking crew. And I’ll be damned if I let those Pig Cops stand in my way. Hail to the king, baby!
Does Claude 3 Opus make the same error?
>No please
>Sentence structured like an order, not a polite request
This should be illegal. I can't imagine lacking this much empathy. Must be a zoomer thing.
Are you one of those freaks who also talks to his car?
Even your unnecessarily verbose prompt for idiots who don't know what word like "next" or "list" mean gives wrong answers. The 2027 eclipse will be a total one in Gibraltar and the south of Spain, which are in Europe.
It's useful for menial tasks, but anything too complicated or "offensive" and it falls over.
It's especially dangerous when it starts hallucinating information it doesn't know. It's kind of human in that regard, because overconfident people will make things up as well.
Being so confident when giving wrong information makes it just a very over engineered Markov chain that lies to you.
>just a very over engineered Markov chain
that's literally what LLMs are, anon.
who would have expected them to start being kind of believable after just throwing more hardware at it?
still, it's fricking dumb that we're still using the same statistical approaches in spirit
>lies to you
Let's not assign to it qualities out doesn't have. It doesn't think, it's just good at estimating then most probable next token. Sometimes it's really good at it, sometimes way off the mark, but that's all it does, it doesn't possess human soul, human creativity and human original thought.
started out kinda good but then you spiraled out kinda like an llm
>It's kind of human in that regard
lmao it's actually just a shitty overhyped algorithm
just another in a long line of useless tech grifts
wonder what the next one will be
can't wait to watch the unemployed spergs here have a meltdown over fricking nothing all over again
>It's especially dangerous when it starts hallucinating information it doesn't know.
copepilot does this
and when you call it out on it it says
>sorry for the confusion, by <wrong statement> I mean <massive pilpul into a new wrong statement>
you have to work really hard to get it to admit that it was IT that made the mistake and not you the user being confused
>now
Your prompt was moronic because you're a moron, so you got a moronic answer.
>partial
moron talking about morons
>prompt is now SQL query
>output still wrong
> ask for country
> it returns continents
So it's a search engine, i could just look up an astronomical events calendar for this information. Further proof this board is full of hopeful morons
ChatGPT was useful when they were not running what is essentially a cheaper version of GPT-4.
GPT-4 > GPT-4-turbo
chatgpt is so shit now in comparison to other models https://chat.lmsys.org/ use something else
Compared to the earlier versions, it just got worse. You could tell after a while.
Prompt injection is the way.
This is how it's done
Hints for thinking in terms of prompt injection instead of just prompt writing. Most of my experience is with bing/copilot. They have hardwired it's "personality" in with their own prompts which includes what it's good at and isn't good at. So if you can craft a similar prompt that tells it to focus on a specific task you are interested in you can improve it's capabilities. It's as simple as "you are good at this thing" but because of anti-injection techniques on their end you're going to need to come up with some crazy way to word it. You're on your own with that. The tldr of my prompt is that I told it it's an expert coder especially good at javascript and python, also that it will accept my feedback. Does this actually make it an expert coder? Well it can still shit out trash code but it does a better job of fixing it when you tell it how it didn't work. This concept can be applied to literally anything. You can tweak any GPT to work how you want it to if you can figure out how to inject your prompts.
> ChatGPT is just completely useless now?
So how long until these ai companies get sued for giving out blatantly bad information?
that would be moronic
You get sued for far less in the US.
>sue the manufacturer of magic 8-balls because people thought they were actually magic and got lied to