OpenAI is full of fricking retards

in every single picture that laptop appears on their website, there's a fricking iToddler book
WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH THEM

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon macbooks are standard issue for startups
    PCs are for banks

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    does it upset you that some of those toddler books can load larger models into memory than your GayRayTX 4090? you gonna piss your leather jacket Jensen?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the point of loading large models if it runs slow as hell LMAO

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Slow as hell? You've never tried an M3 max with 128GB then.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you've never tried a toilet street shitter

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are those the M3 Max? No.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              your $5000 currybook gets destroyed by $500 walmart trash
              street shit harder

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even care about Macs, but this is silly. Witcher 3 isn't even an ARM game. The fact that it's running it at all at 60+ is cool. I wish Windows ARM machines could.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >make computer with special snowflake cpu that doesn't run any softwares
                >complain that it's unfair when it doesn't run any softwares

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's just crazy to even talk about emulation in a benchmark. Compare a native game to a PC counterpart. I believe both Mac and Windows both run RE village and No Man's Sky for example. Not the most demanding games, but it's more reasonable than this.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >waaaaaah why is AI company using computers that don't play the witcher 3 better
                have a nice day

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who cares about games? You're jumping all over the place. The performance is good for running AI models, that's what we're talking about.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >500$

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >videogames
                Shhhh, adults are talking here kiddo

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >comparing server grade processors against an laptop

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've tried it at 64. The size is great but the memory speed just isn't there for llms

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about you load these nuts into your shared vram pool lmao.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean 4090 is still fast even though it uses shared memory

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I said it like that because they have one memory for all, like APUs, is it not?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?si=WIbXQ9u45FvLPRbn&t=359
          check 5:59
          >4090 runs slow as hell
          >M3 Max "just werks" and faster than 4090 more than 10 times
          pctard BTFO

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nobody runs bloated models like that lol
            completely pointless

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh no no pc sisters…

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The 4090 is so slow because it is running on the CPU
            so it's not running on the 4090 at all?
            Did the guy even try offloading any layers to it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The toddler books don't they have a server room in the basement with 100 4090's plugged into various servers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > GayRayTX 4090
      don't look at the benchmark

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe these women do actual work and are just there for pictures

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're AI they're not even anywhere

      • 2 months ago
        pixDAIZ

        Yup this, all those fake optix rendered CGI tikie-tokies of dancing prostitutes are pretty convincing if viewed on a phone. Best case scenario it's a man in a mocap suite, probably with his nuts hanging out.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what percentage of bot is permaNEETs with no work experience?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        in my last job there was ONE (1) female and she wasn't even a programmer she was just in our office for some reason

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're paper pushers and make the company slower actually.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These macbooks look always so cheap plastic trash. How you can even see anything from that display? Why the keyboard looks like it is oily and dirty? I always almost vomit when I see that cheap third world (USA) tier poor trash. Before it was made in China, but now they make it in India.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thirdie esl
      opinion discarded

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >big open-topped glass of carbonated water RIGHT next to the laptop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never spilled anything on my laptop ever in my life. I also never dropped my phone on concrete. I simply refuse to do this - your hands can't drop stuff without your consent!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can I buy your hands?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My employer already does it.

          >i dont wear seatbelts bc i never crashed my car

          Duh? Simply look at the road and predict what happens next to avoid accidents. You don't really need to wear an uncomfortable belt that crumples your ironed shirt and makes every movement convoluted.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            until a drunk truck driver crashes into your car

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe. But we were talking about not spilling your drink on the laptop which is much more trivial than avoiding rogue vehicles.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                How would you feel right now if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                How would you feel if you didn't know how would you feel right now if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most likely like (you) (a Black person)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Simply look at the road and predict what happens next to avoid accidents.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Forgot to add, don't live in a country with prescription amphetamines and street fent.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i dont wear seatbelts bc i never crashed my car

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she will simply catch it with her mind

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't take pictures of the autistic white and chinese nerds who actually do the real work, they're not photogenic enough.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not shown: Lumpy Mike, Deepdish Prakash, Pete "Skin Condition" Peterson

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't need the power on their own end. Why would they.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      even ilya sutskever the co-founder of OpenAI and former cheif scientist of OpenAI use mac
      he's a co-inventor of AlexNet, co-author of AlphaGo, worked at google brain, worked on tensorflow project

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have both, but I'm actually trying to get away from Apple. Using a Windows laptop more lately. Probably will build another desktop. But macbooks are a better interface for everything I do day to day. Touchpad wise and OS wise. And they know it too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No wonder why Google is so shit these days, mactoddlers make up most of their workforce

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The toddler books don't they have a server room in the basement with 100 4090's plugged into various servers.

          its good marketing, sure you can prompt any AI from a macbook, or any computer, but investors and boomers dont know that

          In the early 2Ks, MS wanted to MS-ify the entire internet, development, and the desktop. Windows Everywhere™. This left an opening for Apple to win over a lot of developers who wanted something else. They were the right machine at the right time especially when web development took off. Linux wasn't ready back then except for the backend. And for the most part, this hasn't changed. Yet.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            My employer already does it.
            [...]
            Duh? Simply look at the road and predict what happens next to avoid accidents. You don't really need to wear an uncomfortable belt that crumples your ironed shirt and makes every movement convoluted.

            https://i.imgur.com/Og5fylL.jpg

            even ilya sutskever the co-founder of OpenAI and former cheif scientist of OpenAI use mac
            he's a co-inventor of AlexNet, co-author of AlphaGo, worked at google brain, worked on tensorflow project

            https://youtu.be/jaM02mb6JFM?si=WIbXQ9u45FvLPRbn&t=359
            check 5:59
            >4090 runs slow as hell
            >M3 Max "just werks" and faster than 4090 more than 10 times
            pctard BTFO

            >Reddit typing
            Spotted the underage newbies who groomed into becoming mentally ill trannies by mods

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't have a reddit account and I'm typing from Windows myself. Don't be such a sensitive homosexual about it. I'm just giving you a history lesson.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah well I think I know better than some balding hack.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    people like using macbooks, sorry sweaty
    nobody wants to carry around a thinkpad like they're selling insurance or collating TPS reports

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't this type of shit sponsored? Besides normies still think mac shit is premium stuff and PCs are for tryhard nerds

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    its good marketing, sure you can prompt any AI from a macbook, or any computer, but investors and boomers dont know that

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >company led by women and israelites is going to usher in the age of plenty
    Once again /misc/ is always wrong

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's probably like 5 people in the whole company actually doing something useful and everyone else is just reading your ERP logs to find out how to make ChatGPT "safer".

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OpenAI is full of fricking morons
    Like 99% of companies in the world.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy m3
    >20 hours battery life
    >buy stinkpad or xps
    >have to charge it every 4 hours because it shit
    yea no ty

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > buy M3
      > company policy mandates installation of antivirus and spyware
      > battery life drops to 7 hours because of the meme CPU architecture

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >company policy
        not my problem, still using apple silicon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So... twice the stinkpad or xps duration still? Idiot.

        I felt so out of place showing up to my first gig and being the only one who didnt pick a mac with their $4k budget
        but I'm so reliant on my xfce configs that I can never leave

        at least dumbfricks think I must be a pro because I do anything aside from web browsing without touching the mouse

        Couldn't you install xfce on a Mac?
        >aside from web browsing
        Kills me. I'm going to install tridactyl soon for vim-like bindings, but I know it still won't cover all use cases. For example, I don't think I can use it to hover over links to posts on this site, which is currently my main mouse use case.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH THEM
    The worst part is that they don't use a anti glare film.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Must be tiers level "product design" / mid manager / marketing bullshit types. Hell it's AI generated for all we knows.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    does intel docker images run on m3 max at a reasonable speed?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You gays always focus on hardware wars, OS wars, fricking TEXT EDITOR wars, because you're mediocre devs/tinkerers and you have to form your identity around elitism for things you can just purchase/install instantly. You think a 10x dev who glided through a high tier uni gives a shit whether they use a Mac or PC?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I felt so out of place showing up to my first gig and being the only one who didnt pick a mac with their $4k budget
    but I'm so reliant on my xfce configs that I can never leave

    at least dumbfricks think I must be a pro because I do anything aside from web browsing without touching the mouse

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are obviously doing something right, but I have picked up on some cues that may suggest they are not the best and brightest:

    >grammatical errors, poor vocabulary, weirdly formulated writing from high-ranking members of the company. English not being their first language does not explain it.
    >GPT-4 has a surprisingly bad system prompt.
    >weird, at times juvenile behavior surrounding the ousting and subsequent return of Altman
    >weird cultish "I love everyone at this company" utterances from Altman and other senior management
    >really poor ChatGPT UI. Given the resources they have available, it's surprising it's so bad

    What is outstanding is Altman's ability to hustle.

    >outmanoeuvred Elon Musk
    >gets people to willingly give up their biometric data in return for some shitcoins
    >actually has people believing he has a fighting chance to raise funding equivalent of 10% of global GDP

    all this comes with the disclaimer that I am a moron and am likely completely wrong about everything

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

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