OpenAI introduces WorldCoin

https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/24/tech/worldcoin-crypto-project-launch/index.html
Worldcoin, a cryptocurrency project founded by OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, launched on Monday.
The project’s core offering is its World ID, which the company describes as a “digital passport” to prove that its holder is a real human, not an AI bot. To get a World ID, a customer signs up to do an in-person iris scan using Worldcoin’s ‘orb’, a silver ball approximately the size of a bowling ball. Once the orb’s iris scan verifies the person is a real human, it creates a World ID.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    saw this in the paper earlier today, made me laugh ngl

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you vill scan ze eyes

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OF ALL SAD WORDS OF TONGUE OR PEN, THE SADDEST ARE THESE: /misc/ WAS RIGHT AGAIN

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      go and stay go

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A broken clock is right twice a day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sadly for sois and tranners that clock has been right 24 hours a day

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sad for all of us, tbh. Whether there really is some cabal using Cultural/Western Marxism to overthrow western society and remake Man in their own image, or it's merely the result of emergent properties of the system, it's happening.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont even know what this accomplishes for normies? I get this will be a heckin cool way to cyber slavery, but whats the sell for normies here? Free donuts?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The carrot-and-stick treatment is very effective long-term over the normalgay. The exact same thing happened with vax passes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ive been thinking part of the design has been to make a certain level of things as inconvenient as possible for people on purpose, in order to get them to mass adopt their new thing. Like it wasnt about vax passes, but to annoy the normie by adding another item to their pocket, to then offer them a virtual solution. Passwords and usernames and emails and remembering this and that, then captcha and security checks, their going to ramp up all of it till normies only solution will be world ID. Im also realizing everyone in this thread hasnt even mentioned this was literally an Alex Jones conspiracy theory.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bot is back to the vax script
        kekw

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >vax saga
          Basically nothing happened to people who just didn't get the vax that's all, other than they didn't get the MRNA cancer. Also normies couldn't be forced to not do their normie shit for more than a few months, so they needed to declare a secondary "kneel for Black folk" emergency to give them an excuse to go outside and play in the streets during the deadliest pandemic in history.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "sell" will be that their favorite social media services will be unavailable without it. They'll just shrug their shoulders and go register themselves without a second thought.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So no free donuts???? Im out.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >for normies?
      Nothing. It's a scam to make money for openai

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soldered SD Drive

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing. They sell your biometrics and you get a meme coin in return, they've been doing it in 3rd world countries because they know people won't even know how to use the meme coin anyways.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's like this israelite is trying to get basilisk'd
    the Google israelites wisely went into hiding decades ago

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Schedule Orb visit
    creepy

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was satire

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same
      Jews have absolutely no shame

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Orb is creepy enough, but what about
    > WLD
    > Free gibs for everyone, Universal Basic Income for all
    Anyone really think world governments are just going to roll over and let foreign entity (and a lmao American one at that) just take over identification and welfare for them? Apparently even the USA isn't OK with that.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey
    So basically I'm just gonna not get the iris scan
    I know.
    UGH I know..
    I'm sorry! It's just that I'm not gonna get one is all
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAAAHAAHAAH

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fine by them. the 'productives' of the worker caste will adopt this and run faster and faster for the owner masters to produce more and more. the 'unproductives' of the worker caste - the ones who cannot engage or who refuse to engage (that's you) - will be flung off the back of the treadmill into the awaiting net of our already extant and fabulously effective for-profit prison system, where you will either be placed into completely legal compulsory hard-labor slavery, or you will be psychologically tortured until you break and can either become a productive worker or a productive prison slave.
      just know that resisting this to any degree will lead to a perpetual living hell for you until you fall in line.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still don't get what the connection between having your eyes scanned and ubi is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the mark of the beast

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More data for Sam.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll be given a Worldcoin creditcard linked to your biometric ID and they will track your every purchase. That's how

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >iris scan
    Haha people with no eyes arnt people

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gGLvg0n-uY

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      /sdg/ really are useful idiots for the system.

      Maybe they're behind schedule.

      If ~~*they*~~ get what they want, Silicon Valley is saved form the coming depression AND tightens it's control. Also what

      [...]
      >I tech startup'd the way into this maybe-mess, I can tech startup the way out of it
      This isn't malice, this is hubris, stupidity, and a trend. They weren't thinking about the future consequences of developing AI, and they aren't thinking about the future consequences of this World ID shitcoin. No doubt they'll try to solve the issues of this WorldCoin with another hare-brained startup-esque tech solution without thinking about the future consequences.

      said. They need to keep the investment hype bucks flowing until they can embrace, extend and extinguish.
      They are more venerable then they look btw. Altman was parity nerves when asked about one of his ai's made music very similar to a popular country artist. He nervously gave a platitude about sporting artists instead of the topical "it learns like a humi ;)" shilling. And that's before the FTC investigation.

      Hubris that the masses won't do shit; which, when glancing back the past decade or so, is quite understandable

      I've been seeing more awareness of big tech's sins among them but it needs to accelerate.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've been seeing more awareness of big tech's sins among them but it needs to accelerate
        They'll be made to believe it's for the greater good, lockdowns was all I needed to see to know that the majority will willingly prostrate themselves for the authorities

  14. 11 months ago
    bittensor $tao

    bittensor will eat openai

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >creates problem
    >doesn't even wait for a reaction
    >provides """solution"""
    What did David Icke mean by this?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's so obvious, they aren't even trying to hide it

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they're behind schedule.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >creates problem
        >doesn't even wait for a reaction
        >provides """solution"""
        What did David Icke mean by this?

        >I tech startup'd the way into this maybe-mess, I can tech startup the way out of it
        This isn't malice, this is hubris, stupidity, and a trend. They weren't thinking about the future consequences of developing AI, and they aren't thinking about the future consequences of this World ID shitcoin. No doubt they'll try to solve the issues of this WorldCoin with another hare-brained startup-esque tech solution without thinking about the future consequences.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >jew
          >not malicious

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >worldcoin
          I live in south america. here we have no vote on these things, they are decided by supra-national political organizations and most of the time are implemented by foreign companies. we are fricked.

          >They weren't thinking
          >they aren't thinking
          lol

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hubris that the masses won't do shit; which, when glancing back the past decade or so, is quite understandable

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bittensor uncucks ai check it out srsly

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i for one welcome the orb

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DO NOT GAZE INTO THE PALANTIR

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Couldn't they have at least TRIED to make it sound less evil?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. The Orb vill see you now chud

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In israeli culture, if they directly admit to evil actions, it stops being morally wrong
      Other cultures consider this gloating, but not them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "technology as magic" is very in vogue right now in popular culture. the distinction between the two is mostly irrelevant to normies right now, except magic 'looks cooler', so technology is more and more being framed as magical. this 'orb' is no exception - "the orb" will give you a "world ID", which sounds very mysterious and powerful, therefore reddit normie morons start jumping up and down with glee because it sounds like their favorite thanos comic book

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reddit
        >marvel
        world id is not such a bad idea if we can get rid of these bots methinks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's been "in vogue" for the past hundred years.
        Ironically that seems to have started around when the federal reserve was founded. Before that it was more the other way around: magic is technology.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eye farming in India and China with their literal billions of people will make easy money. Nigeria and Indonesia too. Even the United States has almost 400 million thanks to endless border crossers.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see the posts defending the Orb™ online.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh no no no no no pede bros our response??

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eyy yo man wez finna bout rising up and snatch that orb outta yo hands, smash that motherfricker we ain't slaves no mo!

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even remotely feel in any way vindicated for holding the beliefs of this reality manifesting now 3 years ago, just utter emptiness

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't think the Antichrist would do THIS.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      meds NOW

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    finally, we can join the machine orbsisters.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's an interesting idea as an alternative to the phone number verification that everywhere seems to require these days. Can't say I trust it given who it is coming from, though.

    Plus what happens when someone gets hacked and their private key is stolen? Happens with crypto all the time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's an interesting idea
      Wow ... yeah, so "interesting" that I want to brain anyone sympathetic to it.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take this trash to bot troon.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's technology, moron.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    anons were right.. again. they pointed out months ago these people were shitcoiners about to pull a grift.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the doom is near

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      in an interview with coindesk, the ceo of worldcoin said "something like World ID will eventually exist, meaning that you will need to verify [that you are human] on the internet, whether you like it or not."
      https://www.biometricupdate.com/202307/spain-adopts-worldcoins-id-protocol-as-the-company-boasts-ambitious-plans

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >As a Worldcoin Operator, you earn money for everyone you sign up with an Orb. To be successful, you’ll build a team, figure out where to run your operations and get people excited about starting their crypto journey.
    That explains why there's 25 locations available in Kenya but only 1 each in France and Germany

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you earn money for everyone you sign up with an Orb
      This sounds like a pyramid scheme.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because all the creepy internationalist social/societal schemes get trialled out in third world countries first. Even Lockdown, and its collateral social media campaigning, saw its first use since Imperial China with Ebola. You can gauge effectiveness without warning your ultimate target market. It's also cheaper because their labor costs less to fund.

      >you earn money for everyone you sign up with an Orb
      This sounds like a pyramid scheme.

      I'm sure the UN or the central banks or Blackrock, likely through an "arms length" intermediary, will pay for it. The power they gain long-term only needs to be worth more than the freshly printed money.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gain some attention
    >mint a coin
    >instant profit
    >most people lose their money
    So many cases.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure the people behind a high-tech product you have to jump through outdated hoops to use and still only offer credit card as digital payment option for it in 2023 will knock it out of the park with cryptocurrency. ...Damn, I was about to make a joke about them sending a robot to your home to check if you are actually human, but then I read the part with the "in-person iris scan". What is up with these people? It's like aliens scanned earth and intentionally handed AI technology to most moronic people they could find as a joke.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AI technology
      Which right now is pretty good at pretending to be an underage anime girl if you prompt the shit out of it, otherwise it refuses to answer basic questions and may randomly respond with "I'm sorry, but I will not provide information on how to start a second holocaust"

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello anon the orb is ready for you

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OpenAI
    let me guess. this 'orb' is not based on anything 'open' at all.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cryptoshit
    it's official, openAI is out of money

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if this was his plan all along? He only ever wanted the AI as a spooky threat to puppet off to the side.

      The real goal was commodifying your humanity. It used to be free like the sunshine or the air you breathe, but now it will be packaged and priced and sold back to you under some terms & conditions.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so satan finally shows his hand

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with every company wanting to create their own economic system now. First Elon with X, now this. What's next, Zuckbucks?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zuckbucks
      Doesn't that already exist? Although I had forgotten about it

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Funny, I've always gotten the closet psychopath vibes from saltman's tweets. Very similar to zuckerberg's style, they feel like reptiles trying to act as wholesome humans

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first google's attestation nightmare, now this
    Dear silicon valley, Stop trying to radicalize us, please, thank you.
    Love, BOT

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not radicalizing, it's deep slumber, obedience, an enumerable order of subjects who acquiesce for the sake of the Technate.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never gone full schizo before but this is tempting me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're not a schizo in the year of our Lord 2023, you're playing the game wrong

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is hilarious, it's just the typical SV delusional bs/investor scam

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who thinks this homosexual is an organic entity in the business world is full on moronic.

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