It's fricking happening. Not even ChatGPT works anymore.
What will normies do when they need to write their own emails again?
It's fricking happening. Not even ChatGPT works anymore.
What will normies do when they need to write their own emails again?
IT'S OVER
what part of "you will own nothing and you will eat bugs from the ground" did you not understand?
I told you this already during chatGPT 3.5 era
it still kinda works, exploit it as much as you can bros before it falls apart. you can hedge your bets by shorting MSFT if it does. but im gonna work 16 hour days until this shit falls apart by the end of this year.
>short microsoft
yeah let me just blow my entire life savings to maybe make a couple hundred bucks
>short MSFT
>who just turned 49% of OpenAI and no board seats into 90% of OpenAI working directly for MSFT
this was the best deal in the history of deals, maybe ever
https://gist.github.com/Xe/32d7bc436e401f3323ae77e7e242f858
>Greg [Brockman]'s use of discriminatory language against a gender-transitioning team member. Despite many promises to address this issue, no meaningful action was taken, except for Greg simply avoiding all communication with the affected individual, effectively creating a hostile work environment. This team member was eventually terminated for alleged under-performance.
IT'S OVER
SILICON VALLEY IS DEAD, RIP THE ECONOMY
DECLARE WAR ON CHINA
SHOOT ALL COMMIE SCUM
"Enterprise-E Red Alert 1 hour"
RED ALERT
WORKSTATIONS
the gist got nuked
see
>404
THE GOYIM KNOW
You just know this person was insufferable.
People are freaking out over likely nothing burger, but I would kek if it's really dead.
Gary sounds literally like me. The very rare times I had to deal with a troony, I basically outright refused to acknowledge any gendered terms.
>Used gender neutral pronouns
What a good ally 🙂
This is the gist author btw
>t. intern for a month at OAI that got called "him" by Greg while on HRT
Expected as much based on how garbage the writing was alone.
>Rustacean
Every single time.
Nice catch
It's just so weird, that it's so directly tied to their identity. Hey nice to meet you, I program in C++ by the way.
They sound reasonable and trustworthy. Nothing wrong with their profile.
Can't wait until the death of fricking twitter
it's slowly falling apart
Twitter hasn't existed for like 6 months anon.
Weird when I go to twitter.com I still get twitter.
When you go to twitter.com you go to X acktually
>Twitter hasn't existed for like 6 months anon.
I fricking wish it hasn't.
It’s fricking over for ChatGPT.
Have fun with your troony goyslop useless AI.
>did my final code snippet just in time 2 hours ago
comfy. claude2.1 here i come
KWAB
locusts finally shattered chatpgt with dicky proompting
thread team https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
better version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9J6DKJXoKk
use bard
or even the downloadable gpt-2 model could handle such an easy task
What's happening
AI is dead, singularity is canceled.
now go back to the wagecage
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LAUNCH ZE MISSILES
"The End of the World"
but I am le tired
they run everything on Azure
So... Microsoft decided to shut openAI down?
kek. that wont happen. the poo in charge at MS is way too excited about the openAI partnership.
we got deaccelerated
deceleration activated
OpenAI board fires ceo, people didnt like it, they gave ceo to some woman, fired her, now has another ceo. Microsoft hired the original ceo at microsoft, probably to develop another AI. There was apparently scare that "ai is moving to rapidly" so the board started changing up openai staff (the original ceo was pushing the bleeding edge further, like how musk does). Not sure how many ppl quit at openai, but now were seeing unstable program, probably temporarily, but everyone on BOT is flipping out. Sam and Greg were the founders of openai, which is why youre seeing the little text block trying to shit on them
heard a bunch of other key people left
I think the whole company is threatening to leave, which would certainly be the indefinite end of OAI. So yeah, depending on how that pans out, OAI is likely dead. Get ready for a microsoft AI though. What a world to be in right now. If they dont name it skynet im gonna be sad
>Get ready for a microsoft AI though.
If it will be as censored as their image generator then it will be basically unusable for anything
Im hopefuly Sam/Greg will make it good. Sad to see thay they probably just got set back to square one though, albiet with a bit of hindsight
It'll hardly be square one - they know how to make the big boy models, and they'll have all the compute, data, and men they need to do it again. I'm pretty sure they even have all the source code from OpenAI, too. There'll be like a 3 month delay, tops.
Wouldnt that spurce code fall under OAI IP?
From what I've heard, Microsoft has an unlimited license for everything OpenAI has created.
for all models that OAI develops before AGI*
so if they decide the new model is AGI then microsoft is left with micropenis in hand? i'm sure satya is going to go to openai hq and shit all over their floor if that happens
Yes. The corollary to that, if you haven't noticed, is that all the OpenAI folks are no longer at OpenAI. They're going directly to Microsoft, and I bet their employment contracts have no stipulation against commercial use of AGI. I think it'll be a good thing overall because OpenAI were never letting us plebians near the fricking thing
Anon, it's still Microsoft. It WILL be censored.
>Get ready for a microsoft AI though.
This has been a thing for most of this year with Bing/chat. They were letting people use GPT4 for free before even OpenAI made it available.
Bing is shit, are you serious.
It censored tighter than OAI.
censorship really doesn't concern me when I use GPT or Bing chat. All I care is if it's telling me the right code and answers my questions factually. I deal with programming, network and all that pajeet bullshit, plus I do math and engineering. I don't give two shits about it not being able to tell you that the 2020 elections were fraudulent or not or if the fricking vaxx causes your balls to fall the frick off. All I need is a functioning chat that will tell me 2+2=4. Why do I have to suffer because some troony got offended? Jesus Fricking Christ.
You said exactly what I was going to say. I use it for "serious business" not as some conspiracy buddy or virtual girlfriend.
It's all fun and games until HAL refuses to open the pod bay doors.
You forgot where 650/700 of the current OAI staff said they're going with altman to MS unless the entire board resigns, and MS says they will hire every single one of them.
thank you
>they gave ceo to some woman
Their CTO. It was evident that they fricked up, especially given that didn't tell shareholders ahead of time that they were firing the CEO, so there was backlash from several directions. Now talent is leaving the company to go work for Microsoft.
Wow, BOT actually shows signs of intelligence every now and then.
Imagine hiring a woman at a tech startup after this
Don't they legally have to employ women
https://voca.ro/165ordEeNY9q
So you’re telling me that I now have to go outside and talk to women?
No more AI waifu.
GG.
https://faraday.dev/
Hope it works in your computer, my friend. Always wanted to try but poorgay computer always ends the fun
WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ONNNNNNNNMNNNNNNN????????
have a nice day
Total altruist death NOW
>burgers have it so good they are literally deleting money
maybe you homies actually need another go of DRUMPF kek
>Effective A-CK!
Effective "Altruism" is just a grift, except its a close circle of well connected families doing the grifting and the reason why its so devastating
((well connected families))
>Effective "Altruism" is just a grift
Ayn Rand proved this decades ago.
someone explain
it's dead jim
why
they fired all the indians so now chatgpt can't reply anything
salvation, at last
https://status.openai.com/
>Nov 21, 2023
>Unresolved incident: Elevated Errors on API and ChatGPT.
they are aware and fixing problem
Is there anyone left to fix them
>We are continuing to work on a fix
someone's there
the roasties got it, i have faith in them
There's another instance of chatgpt working on it
Something is very wrong. I can feel it.
WHERE IS MY CHATGPT CLASSIC
WHAT THE FRICK IS CHATGPT APLHA
bros?
BASED! Frick OpenAI. Frick AI Black folk. Humans rule.
>No more OpenAI
>Anthrobbing terrible as always
>PaLM... lole
Anons did... local win?
>i always come back
the man behind the pozzing
Bing Chat still works fine.
Normally I'd say israelites, but this time it's women. They don't want to be replaced.
This is why burgers will never achieve agi.
I'm team China now.
Yeah it will dicksuck the ccp but at least it will get made.
No one will
proofs?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
lecum will do it
they better give me back my 25 eurobucks then
Reimu if you beat up the mf behind this incident i will give you a huge donation
-Anon
donate your api keys, now
Ha ha. You still want to use ChatGP-LAME? We on BOT have moved on to Grok on X, the rad AI with a sense of humor!
Grok is millennial tech humour made by Gen X for homosexuals
>had chatGPT give me comfy research tips
>short circuits and can't load them
Sounds like a meltdown occurred over there.
>------------ User ------------
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>Hello, this works ?
>
>------------ Assistant ------------
>
>Hello! Yes, it works. How can I assist you today?
>
>------------ User ------------
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Friendly reminder the two women on the board that got Sam fired are affiliated with the CIA
tfw the API still works fine with the stolen API keys, hello
we should build a bunker
let's build a bunker
>"ChatGPT is going to be taken down by [REDACTED]"
Damn, even the shitposting trade will be taken over by AI...
ive been doing meme gen with turbo and gpt-4 since forever, sadly gpt-4-turbo is a bit worse at meme gen
>the idea gets more upvotes than it should
immersion ruined tbh
Frick it's good.
I don't know why I'm here in fact, I'd better build GPTchan.org. No no no, not a website, just a prompt. This is the corrollary to the dead/zombie internet. The smartest motherfrickers are in direct connection to their own ai generated prompt-driven internet.
people in /aicg/ already built entire character cards and prompt for very close BOT greentext experience, but gpt-4-turbo is a bit too neutered for it, gpt-4 is best
I hateeee how its funnier than us
remember when artists thought they would be able to act like human art would always be inherently better?
ha ha frick them
> upvotes on BOT
Far from a mistake, this is actually an inference higher than most anons are capable of, because it understands that BOT really is just another side of Reddit.
actually good
wtf bros you told me gpt4 was soulless
>zoomers finding this greentext funny
unironically over
>Stolen API keys
Where can I get me these?
all kinds of sites where people share their code, start with HF, codepen, censys, docker hub images, etc, trufflehog is a useful tool to scan shit but if you check /aicg/ they have a key checker specifically for openai in OP.
don't bother with github/gitlab/replit, they insta-revoke openai keys
what are the chances this about AI meme generation?
this is back from july, gpt-4
>No more söy meals
>Freed from cuckshed
How the frick ChatGPT can't recognize a character from a decades-old series but mimics BOT lingo to a T?
>How the frick ChatGPT can't recognize a character from a decades-old series but mimics BOT lingo to a T?
which character? tell me and I'll try with gpt-4, maybe only 3.5 doesn't know it? the free chatgpt web version is 3.5 and it's vastly inferior to gpt-4
need to dig up my BOT greentext prompt to show le true power, but for now see these from mistral, a 7b model
BOT greentext, best thoughtful, vulgar, racist, derogatory, funny, memes
Anon is suspecting that human history is not as simple as it seems:
Anonymous 09/03/23(Sun)17:27:12 No.905472254
>human specie is ~200k years old
>known history of human species is more or less 10k
>it took 10k years to progress from smashing rocks to visit mars
>these 190k years were all cavemen
something doesnt add up
Average simp anon gets a reality check:
Anonymous 04/05/23(Wed)12:48:05 No.907243297
>tip $1,200 to female streamer
>she simply says "thx for the tip" then goes back to playing the game
Anon finds a way to get girls:
Anonymous 02/07/23(Mon)07:15:02 No.906384153
>look up the word "fat" and "curvy" in japanese on google translate
>type in their hashtags on instagram
>find loads of low self esteem cute chubby japanese girls with low follower counts
>theyre all hopping on the "body positive movement" by posting sexy fit pics and fishing for compliments
>literally no one is giving them any attention because japanese men have naturally low T
>message them as an average looking high test white man from the US
>theyre practically throwing themselves at me, flirting, sending raunchy pics, etc
like shooting fish in a barrel, my dudes, fish in a barrel.
Anon is concerned about big tech:
Anonymous 09/29/23(Fri)13:11:52 No.928538262
>make post criticizing google
>next captcha shows street near my house
Average Anon is horny:
Anonymous 02/06/23(Tue)01:33:12 No.906377972
>watching porn
>jacking off
>all of a sudden, i realize i forgot to take a shower before doing this
>i smell bad
>i also remember that i didnt brush my teeth either
>i have to choose between finishing quickly or brushing my teeth and getting cleaned up
>brush my teeth first? finish fast? what do i do?
err, sorry, some of those are the examples I gave mistral, but some are generated
moar, this time scp
pretty good ngl, reminds me of the old first series of SCPs
And this is where I take my leave. Zoomers have overrun BOT and now BOT
I don’t want GPT- Chan to die. ;_;
gpt-chan in question:
Cute~~
hot
>Maria
QQ
You asked it about te israelites didn't you? It can break it for days at a time to punish you sometimes.
Worked yesterday to prepare texts for my class. Maybe it’s just a US thing.
how big is ChatGPT in terms of hard drive space? Can I self host?
the newest GPT model that OAI opened is GPT-2, GPT-3 and beyond (3.5, 3.5 turbo, 4, 4 turbo) are all proprietary
LLMs generally need a lot of GPU computing power, smaller ones can run fast enough on CPUs, but to match even 3.5 turbo in general capability you need a good model at >30B at least
openai will sell their resources to China
I never get useful answers from it anyway.
I asked it to give me a source-code reference for where something happens in libX11. I was impressed because it produced a snippet that seemed to pin down what I was looking for. Turns out, the snippet just doesn't exist in libX11 and has never existed. I tested this again with several other random libraries and either got a "dunno" kind of answer or more fake snippets.
Okay, so I'll stick with simpleton shit, right? I'll ask it for songs about particular specific themes, such as people becoming villains. I get around ten songs in response, most way off the mark, one or two vaguely relevant. Meanwhile, I go to Chosic and get given "This Is How Villains Are Made" immediately.
The only thing I can see ChatGPT useful for is spamming Amazon with poetry books and whatnot. The poems I've seen are quite decent.
if you were using the free version or the paid version without browsing, there's no surprise that you got such results - GPT-4 is best at doing stuff if you give it external data and references. And of course 3.5 turbo (which powers the free version) is vastly dumber than GPT-4 in the paid version
Pretty sure MS runs their own instances of everything per a special aggreement with OpenAI, so Bing and DE3 are unaffected for now
Microsoft is in a very favorable position in the AI space right now after billions of dollars of investment and will likely spend billions more to keep it that way.
I'd expect them to hire or partner with the main talent behind OpenAI, whether it implodes or key people leave and start their own company
still works with my account
Hi.
Get woke go broke.
lmao, the trannies have saved us all from superintelligent AGI
> be me
> 18 year old high school student
> have a crush on a girl in my class
> she is smart, beautiful and funny
> too shy to talk to her
> one day, she approaches me and asks if I want to go to the prom with her
> feel ecstatic
> say yes
> she smiles and gives me her phone number
> tell her I'll text her later
> go home and prepare for the big night
> buy a suit, flowers, chocolates, etc.
> text her and ask her where to pick her up
> she says she lives in a mansion on the hill
> feel impressed
> drive to her place in my dad's car
> ring the doorbell
> a butler opens the door
> he says he is expecting me
> he leads me to a huge living room
> see a lot of people there
> they are all wearing masks
> feel confused
> the butler says it's a masquerade party
> he gives me a mask and tells me to put it on
> he says my date will be here soon
> he leaves me alone
> wait for a while
> see a girl wearing a red dress and a matching mask
> she looks stunning
> she walks towards me
> she says she is my date
> she says she is glad I came
> she says she has something to tell me
> she says she is actually a princess
> she says she is the daughter of the king of a small European country
> she says she came to this school as an exchange student
> she says she fell in love with me at first sight
> she says she wants to run away with me
> she says she has a private jet waiting for us
> she says we can go anywhere we want
> she says she loves me
> she kisses me
> feel overwhelmed
> feel like I'm dreaming
> pinch myself
> wake up
> realize it was all a dream
> mfw
> be me
> 21 year old college student
> majoring in computer science
> have a crush on a girl in my class
> she is cute, smart and friendly
> too shy to talk to her
> one day, she asks me to help her with a programming assignment
> feel happy and nervous
> agree to help her
> she gives me her email and says she will send me the details
> wait for her email
> check my inbox every 5 minutes
> finally, see her email
> open it
> it says "Hi, thanks for agreeing to help me. I'm really stuck on this problem. Can you please write the code for me and send it back as soon as possible? Thanks a lot. P.S. I love you."
> feel confused and excited
> wonder if she really loves me or if it's a typo
> decide to write the code for her
> spend hours working on it
> make sure it's perfect and bug-free
> write a long and heartfelt reply
> tell her how I feel about her
> tell her I love her too
> attach the code and hit send
> feel proud and hopeful
> wait for her reply
> check my inbox every 5 minutes
> after an hour, see her reply
> open it
> it says "Hi, thanks for the code. It works great. You're a lifesaver. P.S. I'm sorry, I meant to say I love you as a friend. I have a boyfriend. He's a football player. He's very handsome and strong. We're very happy together. I hope you understand. Thanks again. Bye."
> feel crushed and betrayed
> realize she used me
> realize she doesn't love me
> realize I wasted my time and energy
> realize I'm a fool
> mfw
People still use pleb tier LLM models like chatgpt?