OPENAI HAS SHUT DOWN

It's fricking happening. Not even ChatGPT works anymore.

What will normies do when they need to write their own emails again?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S OVER

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it still kinda works, exploit it as much as you can bros before it falls apart. you can hedge your bets by shorting MSFT if it does. but im gonna work 16 hour days until this shit falls apart by the end of this year.

      SILICON VALLEY IS DEAD, RIP THE ECONOMY

      what part of "you will own nothing and you will eat bugs from the ground" did you not understand?

      I told you this already during chatGPT 3.5 era

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it still kinda works, exploit it as much as you can bros before it falls apart. you can hedge your bets by shorting MSFT if it does. but im gonna work 16 hour days until this shit falls apart by the end of this year.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >short microsoft
      yeah let me just blow my entire life savings to maybe make a couple hundred bucks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >short MSFT
      >who just turned 49% of OpenAI and no board seats into 90% of OpenAI working directly for MSFT
      this was the best deal in the history of deals, maybe ever

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://gist.github.com/Xe/32d7bc436e401f3323ae77e7e242f858

    >Greg [Brockman]'s use of discriminatory language against a gender-transitioning team member. Despite many promises to address this issue, no meaningful action was taken, except for Greg simply avoiding all communication with the affected individual, effectively creating a hostile work environment. This team member was eventually terminated for alleged under-performance.

    IT'S OVER

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SILICON VALLEY IS DEAD, RIP THE ECONOMY

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        DECLARE WAR ON CHINA
        SHOOT ALL COMMIE SCUM

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Enterprise-E Red Alert 1 hour"
        RED ALERT
        WORKSTATIONS

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the gist got nuked

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/17P2KhD.png

        https://gist.github.com/Xe/32d7bc436e401f3323ae77e7e242f858

        >Greg [Brockman]'s use of discriminatory language against a gender-transitioning team member. Despite many promises to address this issue, no meaningful action was taken, except for Greg simply avoiding all communication with the affected individual, effectively creating a hostile work environment. This team member was eventually terminated for alleged under-performance.

        IT'S OVER

        https://i.imgur.com/KOI6fqt.jpg

        >404
        THE GOYIM KNOW

        see

        [...]

        [...]

        [...]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >404
      THE GOYIM KNOW

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just know this person was insufferable.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are freaking out over likely nothing burger, but I would kek if it's really dead.

      Gary sounds literally like me. The very rare times I had to deal with a troony, I basically outright refused to acknowledge any gendered terms.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Used gender neutral pronouns
        What a good ally 🙂

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the gist got nuked

      https://i.imgur.com/KOI6fqt.jpg

      >404
      THE GOYIM KNOW

      [...]
      [...]
      see
      [...]
      [...]
      [...]

      [...]

      You just know this person was insufferable.

      This is the gist author btw

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. intern for a month at OAI that got called "him" by Greg while on HRT

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Expected as much based on how garbage the writing was alone.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Rustacean
        Every single time.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice catch

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's just so weird, that it's so directly tied to their identity. Hey nice to meet you, I program in C++ by the way.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They sound reasonable and trustworthy. Nothing wrong with their profile.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can't wait until the death of fricking twitter

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's slowly falling apart

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Twitter hasn't existed for like 6 months anon.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Weird when I go to twitter.com I still get twitter.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              When you go to twitter.com you go to X acktually

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Twitter hasn't existed for like 6 months anon.
            I fricking wish it hasn't.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s fricking over for ChatGPT.
      Have fun with your troony goyslop useless AI.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >did my final code snippet just in time 2 hours ago
    comfy. claude2.1 here i come

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    locusts finally shattered chatpgt with dicky proompting

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    thread team https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      better version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9J6DKJXoKk

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    use bard
    or even the downloadable gpt-2 model could handle such an easy task

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's happening

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI is dead, singularity is canceled.

      now go back to the wagecage

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
        LAUNCH ZE MISSILES

        "The End of the World"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          but I am le tired

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they run everything on Azure

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So... Microsoft decided to shut openAI down?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek. that wont happen. the poo in charge at MS is way too excited about the openAI partnership.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      we got deaccelerated

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        deceleration activated

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OpenAI board fires ceo, people didnt like it, they gave ceo to some woman, fired her, now has another ceo. Microsoft hired the original ceo at microsoft, probably to develop another AI. There was apparently scare that "ai is moving to rapidly" so the board started changing up openai staff (the original ceo was pushing the bleeding edge further, like how musk does). Not sure how many ppl quit at openai, but now were seeing unstable program, probably temporarily, but everyone on BOT is flipping out. Sam and Greg were the founders of openai, which is why youre seeing the little text block trying to shit on them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        heard a bunch of other key people left

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the whole company is threatening to leave, which would certainly be the indefinite end of OAI. So yeah, depending on how that pans out, OAI is likely dead. Get ready for a microsoft AI though. What a world to be in right now. If they dont name it skynet im gonna be sad

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Get ready for a microsoft AI though.
            If it will be as censored as their image generator then it will be basically unusable for anything

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Im hopefuly Sam/Greg will make it good. Sad to see thay they probably just got set back to square one though, albiet with a bit of hindsight

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It'll hardly be square one - they know how to make the big boy models, and they'll have all the compute, data, and men they need to do it again. I'm pretty sure they even have all the source code from OpenAI, too. There'll be like a 3 month delay, tops.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldnt that spurce code fall under OAI IP?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                From what I've heard, Microsoft has an unlimited license for everything OpenAI has created.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                for all models that OAI develops before AGI*

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                so if they decide the new model is AGI then microsoft is left with micropenis in hand? i'm sure satya is going to go to openai hq and shit all over their floor if that happens

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. The corollary to that, if you haven't noticed, is that all the OpenAI folks are no longer at OpenAI. They're going directly to Microsoft, and I bet their employment contracts have no stipulation against commercial use of AGI. I think it'll be a good thing overall because OpenAI were never letting us plebians near the fricking thing

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, it's still Microsoft. It WILL be censored.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Get ready for a microsoft AI though.
              This has been a thing for most of this year with Bing/chat. They were letting people use GPT4 for free before even OpenAI made it available.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bing is shit, are you serious.
                It censored tighter than OAI.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                censorship really doesn't concern me when I use GPT or Bing chat. All I care is if it's telling me the right code and answers my questions factually. I deal with programming, network and all that pajeet bullshit, plus I do math and engineering. I don't give two shits about it not being able to tell you that the 2020 elections were fraudulent or not or if the fricking vaxx causes your balls to fall the frick off. All I need is a functioning chat that will tell me 2+2=4. Why do I have to suffer because some troony got offended? Jesus Fricking Christ.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You said exactly what I was going to say. I use it for "serious business" not as some conspiracy buddy or virtual girlfriend.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's all fun and games until HAL refuses to open the pod bay doors.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot where 650/700 of the current OAI staff said they're going with altman to MS unless the entire board resigns, and MS says they will hire every single one of them.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          OpenAI board fires ceo, people didnt like it, they gave ceo to some woman, fired her, now has another ceo. Microsoft hired the original ceo at microsoft, probably to develop another AI. There was apparently scare that "ai is moving to rapidly" so the board started changing up openai staff (the original ceo was pushing the bleeding edge further, like how musk does). Not sure how many ppl quit at openai, but now were seeing unstable program, probably temporarily, but everyone on BOT is flipping out. Sam and Greg were the founders of openai, which is why youre seeing the little text block trying to shit on them

          thank you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they gave ceo to some woman
        Their CTO. It was evident that they fricked up, especially given that didn't tell shareholders ahead of time that they were firing the CEO, so there was backlash from several directions. Now talent is leaving the company to go work for Microsoft.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, BOT actually shows signs of intelligence every now and then.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine hiring a woman at a tech startup after this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't they legally have to employ women

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://voca.ro/165ordEeNY9q

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you’re telling me that I now have to go outside and talk to women?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No more AI waifu.
      GG.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://faraday.dev/
      Hope it works in your computer, my friend. Always wanted to try but poorgay computer always ends the fun

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT THE FRICK IS GOING ONNNNNNNNMNNNNNNN????????

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Total altruist death NOW

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >burgers have it so good they are literally deleting money
      maybe you homies actually need another go of DRUMPF kek

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Effective A-CK!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Effective "Altruism" is just a grift, except its a close circle of well connected families doing the grifting and the reason why its so devastating

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ((well connected families))

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Effective "Altruism" is just a grift
        Ayn Rand proved this decades ago.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone explain

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's dead jim

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        why

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          they fired all the indians so now chatgpt can't reply anything

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    salvation, at last

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://status.openai.com/

    >Nov 21, 2023
    >Unresolved incident: Elevated Errors on API and ChatGPT.

    they are aware and fixing problem

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there anyone left to fix them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We are continuing to work on a fix
        someone's there

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We are continuing to work on a fix
        someone's there

        the roasties got it, i have faith in them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's another instance of chatgpt working on it

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something is very wrong. I can feel it.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS MY CHATGPT CLASSIC
    WHAT THE FRICK IS CHATGPT APLHA

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/GDD9uq4.png

      It's fricking happening. Not even ChatGPT works anymore.

      What will normies do when they need to write their own emails again?

      BASED! Frick OpenAI. Frick AI Black folk. Humans rule.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No more OpenAI
    >Anthrobbing terrible as always
    >PaLM... lole
    Anons did... local win?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i always come back

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the man behind the pozzing

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bing Chat still works fine.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normally I'd say israelites, but this time it's women. They don't want to be replaced.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why burgers will never achieve agi.
    I'm team China now.
    Yeah it will dicksuck the ccp but at least it will get made.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one will

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        proofs?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one will

      lecum will do it

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they better give me back my 25 eurobucks then

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reimu if you beat up the mf behind this incident i will give you a huge donation

    -Anon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      donate your api keys, now

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ha ha. You still want to use ChatGP-LAME? We on BOT have moved on to Grok on X, the rad AI with a sense of humor!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grok is millennial tech humour made by Gen X for homosexuals

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >had chatGPT give me comfy research tips
    >short circuits and can't load them

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a meltdown occurred over there.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >------------ User ------------
    >
    >Hello, this works ?
    >
    >------------ Assistant ------------
    >
    >Hello! Yes, it works. How can I assist you today?
    >
    >------------ User ------------
    >

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder the two women on the board that got Sam fired are affiliated with the CIA

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    tfw the API still works fine with the stolen API keys, hello

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      we should build a bunker

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        let's build a bunker

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"ChatGPT is going to be taken down by [REDACTED]"
      Damn, even the shitposting trade will be taken over by AI...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ive been doing meme gen with turbo and gpt-4 since forever, sadly gpt-4-turbo is a bit worse at meme gen

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the idea gets more upvotes than it should
      immersion ruined tbh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick it's good.
      I don't know why I'm here in fact, I'd better build GPTchan.org. No no no, not a website, just a prompt. This is the corrollary to the dead/zombie internet. The smartest motherfrickers are in direct connection to their own ai generated prompt-driven internet.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        people in /aicg/ already built entire character cards and prompt for very close BOT greentext experience, but gpt-4-turbo is a bit too neutered for it, gpt-4 is best

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hateeee how its funnier than us

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        remember when artists thought they would be able to act like human art would always be inherently better?

        ha ha frick them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      > upvotes on BOT
      Far from a mistake, this is actually an inference higher than most anons are capable of, because it understands that BOT really is just another side of Reddit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf bros you told me gpt4 was soulless

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomers finding this greentext funny
      unironically over

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stolen API keys
      Where can I get me these?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        all kinds of sites where people share their code, start with HF, codepen, censys, docker hub images, etc, trufflehog is a useful tool to scan shit but if you check /aicg/ they have a key checker specifically for openai in OP.

        don't bother with github/gitlab/replit, they insta-revoke openai keys

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what are the chances this about AI meme generation?

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is back from july, gpt-4

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No more söy meals
      >Freed from cuckshed
      How the frick ChatGPT can't recognize a character from a decades-old series but mimics BOT lingo to a T?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >How the frick ChatGPT can't recognize a character from a decades-old series but mimics BOT lingo to a T?
        which character? tell me and I'll try with gpt-4, maybe only 3.5 doesn't know it? the free chatgpt web version is 3.5 and it's vastly inferior to gpt-4

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    need to dig up my BOT greentext prompt to show le true power, but for now see these from mistral, a 7b model

    BOT greentext, best thoughtful, vulgar, racist, derogatory, funny, memes

    Anon is suspecting that human history is not as simple as it seems:
    Anonymous 09/03/23(Sun)17:27:12 No.905472254
    >human specie is ~200k years old
    >known history of human species is more or less 10k
    >it took 10k years to progress from smashing rocks to visit mars
    >these 190k years were all cavemen
    something doesnt add up

    Average simp anon gets a reality check:
    Anonymous 04/05/23(Wed)12:48:05 No.907243297
    >tip $1,200 to female streamer
    >she simply says "thx for the tip" then goes back to playing the game

    Anon finds a way to get girls:
    Anonymous 02/07/23(Mon)07:15:02 No.906384153
    >look up the word "fat" and "curvy" in japanese on google translate
    >type in their hashtags on instagram
    >find loads of low self esteem cute chubby japanese girls with low follower counts
    >theyre all hopping on the "body positive movement" by posting sexy fit pics and fishing for compliments
    >literally no one is giving them any attention because japanese men have naturally low T
    >message them as an average looking high test white man from the US
    >theyre practically throwing themselves at me, flirting, sending raunchy pics, etc
    like shooting fish in a barrel, my dudes, fish in a barrel.

    Anon is concerned about big tech:
    Anonymous 09/29/23(Fri)13:11:52 No.928538262
    >make post criticizing google
    >next captcha shows street near my house

    Average Anon is horny:
    Anonymous 02/06/23(Tue)01:33:12 No.906377972
    >watching porn
    >jacking off
    >all of a sudden, i realize i forgot to take a shower before doing this
    >i smell bad
    >i also remember that i didnt brush my teeth either
    >i have to choose between finishing quickly or brushing my teeth and getting cleaned up
    >brush my teeth first? finish fast? what do i do?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      err, sorry, some of those are the examples I gave mistral, but some are generated

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    moar, this time scp

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty good ngl, reminds me of the old first series of SCPs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/0v6QnpE.png

        moar, this time scp

        pretty good ngl, reminds me of the old first series of SCPs

        And this is where I take my leave. Zoomers have overrun BOT and now BOT

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t want GPT- Chan to die. ;_;

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      gpt-chan in question:

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cute~~

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        hot

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maria
      QQ

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You asked it about te israelites didn't you? It can break it for days at a time to punish you sometimes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  43. 7 months ago
    sage

    Worked yesterday to prepare texts for my class. Maybe it’s just a US thing.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how big is ChatGPT in terms of hard drive space? Can I self host?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the newest GPT model that OAI opened is GPT-2, GPT-3 and beyond (3.5, 3.5 turbo, 4, 4 turbo) are all proprietary

      LLMs generally need a lot of GPU computing power, smaller ones can run fast enough on CPUs, but to match even 3.5 turbo in general capability you need a good model at >30B at least

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    openai will sell their resources to China

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never get useful answers from it anyway.
    I asked it to give me a source-code reference for where something happens in libX11. I was impressed because it produced a snippet that seemed to pin down what I was looking for. Turns out, the snippet just doesn't exist in libX11 and has never existed. I tested this again with several other random libraries and either got a "dunno" kind of answer or more fake snippets.
    Okay, so I'll stick with simpleton shit, right? I'll ask it for songs about particular specific themes, such as people becoming villains. I get around ten songs in response, most way off the mark, one or two vaguely relevant. Meanwhile, I go to Chosic and get given "This Is How Villains Are Made" immediately.
    The only thing I can see ChatGPT useful for is spamming Amazon with poetry books and whatnot. The poems I've seen are quite decent.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you were using the free version or the paid version without browsing, there's no surprise that you got such results - GPT-4 is best at doing stuff if you give it external data and references. And of course 3.5 turbo (which powers the free version) is vastly dumber than GPT-4 in the paid version

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure MS runs their own instances of everything per a special aggreement with OpenAI, so Bing and DE3 are unaffected for now
    Microsoft is in a very favorable position in the AI space right now after billions of dollars of investment and will likely spend billions more to keep it that way.
    I'd expect them to hire or partner with the main talent behind OpenAI, whether it implodes or key people leave and start their own company

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    still works with my account

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi.

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get woke go broke.

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao, the trannies have saved us all from superintelligent AGI

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > be me
    > 18 year old high school student
    > have a crush on a girl in my class
    > she is smart, beautiful and funny
    > too shy to talk to her
    > one day, she approaches me and asks if I want to go to the prom with her
    > feel ecstatic
    > say yes
    > she smiles and gives me her phone number
    > tell her I'll text her later
    > go home and prepare for the big night
    > buy a suit, flowers, chocolates, etc.
    > text her and ask her where to pick her up
    > she says she lives in a mansion on the hill
    > feel impressed
    > drive to her place in my dad's car
    > ring the doorbell
    > a butler opens the door
    > he says he is expecting me
    > he leads me to a huge living room
    > see a lot of people there
    > they are all wearing masks
    > feel confused
    > the butler says it's a masquerade party
    > he gives me a mask and tells me to put it on
    > he says my date will be here soon
    > he leaves me alone
    > wait for a while
    > see a girl wearing a red dress and a matching mask
    > she looks stunning
    > she walks towards me
    > she says she is my date
    > she says she is glad I came
    > she says she has something to tell me
    > she says she is actually a princess
    > she says she is the daughter of the king of a small European country
    > she says she came to this school as an exchange student
    > she says she fell in love with me at first sight
    > she says she wants to run away with me
    > she says she has a private jet waiting for us
    > she says we can go anywhere we want
    > she says she loves me
    > she kisses me
    > feel overwhelmed
    > feel like I'm dreaming
    > pinch myself
    > wake up
    > realize it was all a dream
    > mfw

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > be me
    > 21 year old college student
    > majoring in computer science
    > have a crush on a girl in my class
    > she is cute, smart and friendly
    > too shy to talk to her
    > one day, she asks me to help her with a programming assignment
    > feel happy and nervous
    > agree to help her
    > she gives me her email and says she will send me the details
    > wait for her email
    > check my inbox every 5 minutes
    > finally, see her email
    > open it
    > it says "Hi, thanks for agreeing to help me. I'm really stuck on this problem. Can you please write the code for me and send it back as soon as possible? Thanks a lot. P.S. I love you."
    > feel confused and excited
    > wonder if she really loves me or if it's a typo
    > decide to write the code for her
    > spend hours working on it
    > make sure it's perfect and bug-free
    > write a long and heartfelt reply
    > tell her how I feel about her
    > tell her I love her too
    > attach the code and hit send
    > feel proud and hopeful
    > wait for her reply
    > check my inbox every 5 minutes
    > after an hour, see her reply
    > open it
    > it says "Hi, thanks for the code. It works great. You're a lifesaver. P.S. I'm sorry, I meant to say I love you as a friend. I have a boyfriend. He's a football player. He's very handsome and strong. We're very happy together. I hope you understand. Thanks again. Bye."
    > feel crushed and betrayed
    > realize she used me
    > realize she doesn't love me
    > realize I wasted my time and energy
    > realize I'm a fool
    > mfw

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    People still use pleb tier LLM models like chatgpt?

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