OpenAI CEO Sam Altman Marries Long-Time Partner Oliver Mulherin

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman Marries Long-Time Partner Oliver Mulherin
Mazel tov BOT!

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is legitimately the gayest thing i have heard today

  2. 1 month ago
    asda

    gay

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A gay israelite spearheading the latest AI spring. What could possibly go wrong?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gay phones, gay llms when will the non gays create something for the straight people to consoom?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mazel tov!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        confused, what are they doing here

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Breaking porcelain plate after being married is supposed to be a good luck ritual since it's the first act of unity and teamwork for newlyweds. Some cultures claim that the count of the splintered plate will be how many children you'll have, similar hopeful wish fulfillment.

          For a married gay couple, the shards represent the amount of sexual partners they will have that month. It used to be per year, but homosexual men are ass-go-getters and need to repeat said ritual once per month.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            > homosexual men are ass-go-getters and need to repeat said ritual once per month
            you say this with a redditsoyjak smirk on your face, but this is only because being a male means being a Black person coomer, and in gay relationships this means there are two Black person coomers.
            if you are straight you simply become a simp Black person coomer, which is just as bad

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, we are Black person coomers for everything, except you. Go back to crystalcafe.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a baby chick within that white sack that they're about to transfer their sins to?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sam's bi, would he have raped his little sister otherwise?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tech-homosexuals are getting married yet my skin is rapidly growing over my pores and hair shafts and i'm so bumpy and itchy aaaaaaahhhhhh give me some acid please

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OpenAI means Open butthole Insitute

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought he technologically abused his sister?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    technology?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    but that's GAI!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AGI
      Artificial GAY Intelligence

      it's fricking over

      we're gonna get run by gayhomosexual robots overlords

      they're gonna extinct women aren't they

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AI confirmed gay.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >BOT technology

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Mulherin also a chosen person?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if Sam's gay then why was sleeping with his 9y.o sister?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AI is GAY

    confirmed

    AI is not based.

    once INDIANS hear that ai ceo is gay they will stop using it

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now nobody will ever suspect Sam is a pedophile!

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      failed

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >AGI - Artificial Gay Intelligence

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >BOT - Technology
    who the frick cares about the personal life of some homosexual grifters

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This explains why ChatGPT went in the direction is has.

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