Nurses just got wrecked by ChatGPT

Nurses just got wrecked by ChatGPT

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how's a chatbot going to give me a sponge bath

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A minimum wage thirdie or possibly a robot can do that without any qualifications

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >A minimum wage thirdie
        so a nurse

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >According to the BLS, the average salary for registered nurses in the United States is currently $82,750

          • 1 month ago
            sage

            >using average instead of median
            moron ALERT

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Clinical nurse specialists earn a median salary of $120,680 according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              median is a specific form of average
              mean average is what you're mocking, and rightfully so, but median is less valuable than mode when determining salaries because knowing the most common salary is going to give you the closest idea of what you'll actually be making in the field

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                underrated post

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hey fricking moron brit, the employee has to be licensed to work at a hospital to clean the patients (a nurse) as they are essentially in charge of a human life- you Anglo traitors are morons . Stupid Black person fricker

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's true until it isn't. We started paving roads for horses and then along came the automobile. This is like failing the breakfast question
          >"what if we had super advanced AI that could do 90% of the job of a nurse? Would you still need training to do the other 10%?"
          >but we don't have super advanced AI and the rules say...
          Lol, lmao even

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, probably this. That's just manual labor not technical skill.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >how's a chatbot going to give me a sponge bath
      Don't worry anon, AI will mainly replace female nurses, they'll be plenty of male nurses to give you your bath.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get aged carer, put on google glass so AI nurse can observe and instruct. Fixed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Am nurse, can confirm, ai would probably do better than most nurses I know. The only place I see it not being so simple is fields where the nurses are more physically involved, like being a tool jockey in an OR or sticking in tubes and ivs and shit, something like that. But for your average nurse that just talks to you mostly, yeah, days are numbered. An ai isn’t a bipolar neurotic c**t flashing a fake smile and saccharine tone under pound of shitty makeup.

      In most modern hospitals nurses don’t do this anyway, they get the semi-moronic African or Filipino “nurses aide” to do it kek.

      >A minimum wage thirdie
      so a nurse

      even minimum-er and third worldy-er

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it would be hard to build a humanoid robot that hands tools

        You might want to look up what Tesla and Amazon are doing with their new robots, basic moron labour in a trip free environment will be roboticised in the next 5 years.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Here's your sponge-bot square jaw nurse
          pic related

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      An Indian remote controlling some “automated” robot will do it, just like supposed self driving cars. I like generative AI but I think automation is a terrible meme

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually really bad because they've been trying to replace doctors with nurse practitioners for awhile now so now it'll turn into: "instead of your doctor we scheduled you a chatbox session with My Care™. That will be $750."

      It'll be the CNA

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >This is actually really bad because they've been trying to replace doctors with nurse practitioners for awhile now so now it'll turn into: "instead of your doctor we scheduled you a chatbox session with My Care™. That will be $750."

        counter argument: at least this government-provided chat-nurse can give advice to the poorest people for free, at infinite amounts, at any time of the night or day. That is better than nothing. europe, china, etc. will be testing that first.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anyone in a position where you need a nurse to bath you should be killed on the spot unless it’s a child

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >how's a chatbot going to give me a sponge bath
      Soon
      https://nurse.org/articles/nurse-robots/

      The robot that can lift and carry elderly or disabled people and the soft toy robot AI which is comforting to dementia patients are interesting.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This can fool investors, but not people who actually worked with machines.
        Its cheaper to hire a monkey than a machine to flip a human body. Also cheaper in an upcoming court battle over dead grandpa.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This can fool investors, but not people who actually worked with machines.
        Its cheaper to hire a monkey than a machine to flip a human body. Also cheaper in an upcoming court battle over dead grandpa.

        > Also cheaper in an upcoming court battle over dead grandpa.

        abuse claims arent cheap lawsuits.

        14.4.2023 — Research suggests that about 10 percent of all nursing home residents experience abuse or neglect. https://nursinghomesabuse.org/faqs/how-common-is-nursing-home-abuse/
        https://gitnux.org/nurse-bullying-statistics/ "94% of nurses have been victims of verbal abuse from coworkers"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My grandpa who has dementia kept talking about a black dude who lived inside his closet. He would keep opening the closet door and smiling at him. Sometimes would steal his food. My grandpa yelled at him at first but eventually became friendly towards him like a pet.

          (He had dementia btw)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Also the black dude never spoke. Just smiled like a crazy dude.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a Hatians job

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hmmm hopefully not one of those awful cannibal hatians i've been reading about

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The moment a leasing a humanoid bot controlled by one of these new multi-modal models is cheaper than a human it's game over for human labor in every job. People don't fricking realise how close this is. All a bot has to be is be as good as a human and cheaper over a lease term. That's it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >All a bot has to be is be as good as a human and cheaper over a lease term
        >cheaper
        Stopped right there. Such bots would be extremely costly and difficult to assemble. Humans are shat out every day in droves for free and corpos pay for them for next to nothing anyway compared to their profits (which all go to the same 10 israelites). Maybe some israelite will trick people into buying defective worker robots but why bother when that's what you have in excessive fleshy abundance already.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"it just has to be cheaper"
          >STOPPED READING THERE
          >ITS EXPENSIVE TODAY
          >NEVER

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That image makes it sound like Terminator. The reality is people were so indifferent as to invite all this in the first place and now it’s right on their fricking doorstep.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My Lucy Lui sexbot can give me a spongebath, play best of george thorogood (and the destroyers), and also do my taxes. this is the future i didn't want, but i accept.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >implying RNs or even CNAs do that shit
      They've had all the heavy lifting and dirty work like bathing and asswiping offloaded to minimum wage UAPs for decades. Nurses are layabout hacks who live to browbeat patients and act like even bigger more unearned knowitalls than doctors.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Take a poopjeet, lobotomize it, add neuralink, stap a monitor to its face and give the chatbot control over the body. Voila, you got an A-grade nurse for the price of one Hindustani animal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or molest my unconscious body.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      By you getting a chip in your brain so the ai can make you experience getting your balls a soapy scrubdown while nanobots seek and destroy all microscopic life forms on your body.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      using an ai robot obviously

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Robot nurses are on the way

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Easy
      And it won't beat you to a pulp in the old folks home like Shaniqua

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is fake...right?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's not fake

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's not fake

          It's bad the ai doesn't even understand why it's doing the actions it is performing. That is truly terrifying because that shows it is not ai but controlled ai.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            control by the powers that be guised under "ai"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No it's progress because the Black person is going to beat you to death and the ai chatbot on its ipad is going to tell him he did a good job.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let's seem try to make fire tiktoks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The AI Robot Nurse will jerk you off till your dick falls off after giving you an overdose of viagra when you are delirious from the sedatives and intubated for covid 2.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how's a chatbot going to give me a sponge bath

      https://i.imgur.com/8XB90vK.png

      Nurses just got wrecked by ChatGPT

      >Human sympathy jobs
      When dmwas the last time you saw a nurse demonstrate sympathy?
      They are all drug addicted prostitutes, narcesistic and arrogant.
      Same with doctors.
      A doctor will intentionally lie to you so you get I'll just so they can milk you for office visits

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The ones with empathy quit fast because of the emotional toll it takes. the sociopaths, psychopaths and narcissists stay because they are incapable of feeling anything for anyone else.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he have an erection?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You wouldn't?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >hot nurse gives you daily sponge baths
        doesn't sound so bad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Erections are common when near death anon.
        >He never had to watch his grandfather slowly die of cancer while seeing his erect penis stick up for the first time in 20 years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine thinking it takes an AI to make these people obsolete

      https://odysee.com/@TheTruth:2/Covid-19-is-a-joke-2:a

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if there's enough soulless golems in the world for this to catch on. Imagine laying in the hospital and the only treatment you get is from a glorified chatbot.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the manner of death the boomers deserve

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Far better than interacting with Tiktok Black person nurses homosexual.

        Psyop'd to the nth degree.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Far better than interacting with Tiktok Black person nurses homosexual.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if the chatbot doesn't kill you but the negligent nurse does which would you prefer?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would prefer for the soulless golems to keep replying so I could count them. I just want to know how many of you are out there, and I also enjoy enjoy seeing the same take in slightly different words posted 10-20 times because it vindicates my belief that you have no mind.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          malpractice kills 400,000 people here every year
          that's more than died in the holocaust

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            See

            I would prefer for the soulless golems to keep replying so I could count them. I just want to know how many of you are out there, and I also enjoy enjoy seeing the same take in slightly different words posted 10-20 times because it vindicates my belief that you have no mind.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              just be better at your job ma'am

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Black person, I don't care about your soulless golem screeching beyond counting you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                a very emotional response indeed

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                1

                You rather a gaslighting roastie?

                2

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The nurses ARE the soulless golems, anon.

                3

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well everything does, because the holohoax never happened.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      catch on to what? Nurses and Doctors wont be going anywhere. Not only does demand for them icnrease constantly, they are also required for legal and insurance reasons.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >they are also required for legal and insurance reasons.
        >implying insurance corporations won't reduce premiums if a hospital replaces its risky human staff with less risky AI staff
        >implying legal council won't realize there is less legal risk with AI than with hiring Shaniqua

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >enough soulless golems

      of course there are - but soon it's gonna matter a lot more whether you are one of the golems that contributes or not

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Elites will make this the only affordable option while real nurses will still be employed by them for them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you'll have to pay extra for premium white AI nurse you can understand

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I wonder if there's enough soulless golems
      Whenever you wonder this, just remember how easily the Black personcattle around the globe got jabbed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Whenever you wonder this, just remember how easily the Black personcattle around the globe got jabbed.
        Yes, but they're a bunch of normies and they were scared. Also, they started to collectively fall apart when lockdowns prevented them from having their regular dose of human interactions, so that seems to be still somewhat important to them.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >so that seems to be still somewhat important to them.
          Unfortunately they didn't, many of them loved being told what to do and would actively report on anyone who wasn't adhering to the rules.
          Never underestimate the petty and malicious nature of Western boomers in particular, they are born boot lickers.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The nurses ARE the soulless golems, anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ALL medical industry workers are soulless. They sell it in exchange for medical industry pay and declare their allegiance to the serpent. There is nothing based about prolonging the lives of those who should be dead.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          4

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            89

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What exactly are you counting?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Golems. Soulless ones, to be more specific.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh then you are mistaken. The medical industry has never in it's entire existence prevented somebody from dying, just delayed it. That's super satanic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                My grandfather had colon cancer. They operated on him and removed the tumor. He doesn't have cancer now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, love the material realm huh?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I like my grandpa not having cancer. He will probably die eventually but at least he doesn't have cancer now, so I'll give the doc and the nurses some credit here.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Good for your grandpa but that doesn't make the nurses or even doctors skilled. They are glorified googlers at best. The only one who can be considered skilled is the surgeon. That's literally it. And they still serve the serpent.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Its been amusing reading this thread at all the morons fumbling to act like medical experts, nut I think you might be the most moronic in this thread. Congrats on your terminal stupidity.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, you're just a b***h ass homosexual who either works in med or is always sickly. Eat a bowl of dicks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nurses are like 80% obese gorilla women, 10% attractive but malicious and psychotic white women, and 10% straight ghetto Black person from the hood that thought the state-funded nursing program would be easy. AI chatbot would be a vast improvement in comfort and quality of care.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I guess you haven't interacted with an American nurse recently.
      At least robots don't have infinite greed that leads them to treat you like a renewable resource.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really think anyone who sees people dying on a daily basis will have human life empathy?, lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Like*

        Will an AI nurse whipe an old sick person's butthole? That's the 99% of the type of shit nurses do. Didn't think so. Quit buying the hype these greed obsessed corpos are selling

        Thats why the op image said 90% , the remaining nurses will be expert in wiping ass

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You mistake the asiatics soulless and robotic view of life with nurses who have a job to do and cannot possibly empathize with every soul to come through or die in the hospitals.

          The difference is it is their JOB, to function around death. Where an insect Asiatic only sees dead weight in the sick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Boomers deserve it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer the Ai to some disgusting fat roasties who hate me for existing or even goddamn shitskins who want me dead.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You know in Canada it is medically preferable for you to die. AI has determined you are next. You are welcome.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if u had to choose between an AI that gives u the medical needs or a black guy beating the shit out of u for his tiktok whichwould u prefer.
      90% of nurses are now blacks just abusing and killing elderly.
      majority of death are due to sociopath nurses as women who are the most evil go into nursing just to have sadistic control over weak

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >if u had to choose between an AI that gives u the medical needs or a black guy beating the shit out of u for his tiktok whichwould u prefer.
        they are going to give the Black person an ipad and the ipad is going to tell the Black person to keep beating whites and praise them for doing so.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >90% of nurses are now blacks just abusing and killing elderly.
        this is underreported.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine thinking it takes an AI to make these people obsolete

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's the uh deadly virus that's um causing uh uncontrollable muscle spasms. And all the beds are taken. They're not actually dancing now get your Fauci Ouchie God dammit!!!!!!!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WTF I hate all healthcare workers now.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does it come with a subroutine called "mysonaidenismyking_/ss/.exe"

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Easiest job in Canada, hell doesn't even need ChatGPT for this, just an autoresponse with a link to MAID

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All ethical AI should be developed in Japan by the Japanese

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Japan doesn't have ethics. They have standards. All Asians are well known for having zero empathy. The best they could do is program an AI to act white.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How ChatGPT will wipe patient's ass?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How ChatGPT will wipe patient's ass?
      Nurses have kept me alive. In the Uk you don't even pay for getting a tube stuck down your jugular, through your heart veins, and into the hepatic veins to bypass your liver. And a bloody good anaesthetist. You bet I went back to the hospital with bottles of wine for the surgeons and expensive perfumes for the nurses. I am here now. I have worked in the health service, in a psycho-geriatric ward. I could not handle it. And you think that some bloody machine can help the people in there?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How ChatGPT will wipe patient's ass?

        You don't understand. You won't get treatment. You'll get a robot to explain to you the terms and conditions of government-assisted suicide.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Doctors treat you dumbass,nurses just maintain you until you frick off from the hospital

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Doctors treat you dumbass,nurses just maintain
            Yes, but you won't get treatment. You'll get a robot who will politely explain to you why you should have a nice day.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You rather a gaslighting roastie?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Doctors are the gaslighters. Nurses are merely the ignorant fortifiers of the gaslighting by osmosis.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          My fricking sides

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I was lying on my side when I read this and hurt my ribs laughing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There will be brown Delta/Gamma workers doing what the AI tells them.

      because this is so different from what actually happened the past few years with supposed "humans" forcing the clot shot

      Well, the restraint bit was, at least, if you weren't in Ausfailia.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I would honestly rather kill myself than take orders from a robot all day

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's why I specifically said brown Delta/Gammas.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nurses are women you sigma sperg

    • 1 month ago
      Christ is KING for all eternity

      NURSES AID'S?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you don't get it, they aren't going to pay nurses to ask initial questions and figure out which tests or labs or run, and the same for doctors. nurses will become low skilled low wage no education required (just cleaning up and taking blood), doctors will need to be surgeons or something hands on but no more doctors that just stroll around offices writing prescriptions.

      the same thing will happen to law and lawyers, paralegals and office lawyers will be on the way out, only the ones who argue in front of a judge might be safe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just a bidet, a low pressure wash hose, and a drainage system.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But think of all the 60 IQ third worlders we won't have an excuse to import

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >As a Judeo-Masonic AI model, I cannot allow you to avoid getting vaccinated with the latest BoosterShot™ from ClotCorp®
    >Please hold still as I administer the injection and do not struggle against the restraints

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >would you kill a patient if it might prevent them from misgendering a transgender woman in the future?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because this is so different from what actually happened the past few years with supposed "humans" forcing the clot shot

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never thought nurses had much human empathy because they are mostly women. I always hated nurses as an unattractive guy. The only nurse that was ever nice to me was a guy.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Machines dont need empathy, they can read your brain scans to know exactly how you feel and what to do.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now imagine how this will play out when the next "pandemic" hits.
    >hello sir, before we administer the vaccine we just need to make sure you consent
    >I do not consent
    >thankyou for consenting, I have just scheduled an appointment for you
    >but I said I do not consent
    >thankyou sir for consenting, we are all in this together
    >I do not consent, please cancel the appointment
    >thankyou sir for playing your part in fighting covid2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like a comedy sketch to me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I do not consent
      >thankyou for consenting,
      Typical North KoreAustralia.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That wall of text doesn't make any sense. What do you think healthcare workers do all day ? Ask people to take their meds ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you think healthcare workers do all day ? Ask people to take their meds ?
      That's a quarter of what I did as an assistant nurse.
      The remaining 3/4's were asking how recently they'd opened their bowels, filling in progress notes and handover sheets, gross hands-on assistance, and finally chainsmoking in the break area.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Nurse
        >Chainsmoking
        So your day job saw tons of the results of smoking and you were a chain smoker????

        I also do not understand how or why nurses or doctors could ever be fat.

        It's like seeing cops driving around drunk and high in their squad cars or watching accountants take out payday loans every weeks or seeing pilots toss loose trash into the engine intakes of their own plane before takeoff.
        What the actual FRICK.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >So your day job saw tons of the results of smoking and you were a chain smoker????
          I don't know how to break this to you anon, but 90% of people who work in healthcare either excessively smoke, excessively drink, or massively abuse either prescription or illicit drugs, especially stimulants.
          Because it's a shit job with long hours where you're frequently confronted with things that are either disgusting or really, really fricking depressing.
          Also, just anecdotally - pretty much everyone I ran into that had COPD/respiratory illnesses was a non-smoker, and got it by either shit-tier luck or as a result of an unsafe workplace (exposure to poisons, particle/fiber irritants, mining, etc).

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only the dumbest of Mf's permanently mind fricked by terrestrial TV could assume something not real is real!!! honestly! I have zero fricking hope in humanity at this point!
    Maybe it'll very lovely when its giving them palliative care and talking them into taking life ending drugs! Frick this bullshit.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nurses and teachers are career fields absolutely flooded with morons who get paid too much for their low intelligence.
    If all of them lose their jobs and kill themselves when their lifestyle is upended then good.

  19. 1 month ago
    sage

    moron alert!
    AI goy slop can replace anyone who works behind computer 24/7 and nurses are not. How exactly this language model going to give me a shot, shave my pubes and change my diapers?
    You know who can get replace by ai?
    Politicians, judges, tv talking heads, journos, 80% of the government all around the globe. Frick, we can replace all of them with dogs and get less war and inflation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tv talking heads, journos
      My body is ready.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Listing the politicos 1st. Nice.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >How exactly this language model going to give me a shot, shave my pubes and change my diapers?

      specialized nurses dont do that. not even generalized hospital nurses. only the bottom-feeder nurses do that. and they are already 60iq Black person rapists at the bottom.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it really just goes to show how fricking stupid modern people are that an AI can just use prediction based on model generation of the most probable outcome. roasties toasty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we can replace all of them with dogs and get less war and inflation

      basedpilled

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >less than minimum USD wage
    >ai gets paid more than me

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Actually at this point and juncture all you have to do is listen and read what snake oil these gays are passing off as relevant to be able to frick it all into the bin without fear of missing out. Every fricking talking point is as far removed from reality as it can get, its like the pied piper of shit talking is walking away with them all! What the actual frick happened to people and healthy scepticism ?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    healthcare is like the only ai proof career field

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of diseases are determined by clinical tests.
      If you have an AI accurately interpreting results, then you don't need doctors for diagnosing at least some diseases.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >If you have an AI accurately interpreting results

        but you need to be physically present in the first place to be measured, though, doing the bloodwork, scans, touching.
        you can't be measured remotely. You can't be felt remotely. all the AI can recommend is going to get a real physical doctor to "i feel weird pain in chest"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You can't be felt remotely
          Sure, that's why the AI would operate various machines.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Sure, that's why the AI would operate various machines.

            maybe technically, if you have a like a mobile truck, "hospital truck". that have automated bloodwork, automated x-ray scanner etc. inside.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >a like a mobile truck, "hospital truck". that have automated bloodwork, automated x-ray scanner etc. inside.
              Those machines would be at regular hospitals, replacing doctors.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >automated 3d body scanner
            >*beep*
            >*you are fat. get fit*
            >"hospital AI scanners found to be racist, sexist, body negative"
            >"hospitals apologizing, promising to delete all AI technology in the western world"

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Hopefully when AI gets to that stage it will have killed off the woke chaff with murderbots.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    here's how nurses go
    >ER
    competent usually know their shit. bedside manner usually shit.
    >ICU and cardiac units
    these b***hes are usually on top of their game and have decent bedside manner. these b***hes will get their hands dirty
    >the other overnight hospital sections
    basically idiots, they really don't care and their attitude matches. any request or question is ignored and they get pissed because you're interrupting their tiktoks or fricking the doctors.
    Flips and Asians from Asia are the only exceptions.
    >clinics
    they're friendly enough, they're basically glorified secretaries who can take your vitals. they don't even draw blood, they have a phlebotomist who does that.
    >nursing homes
    unless you're shelling out some serious money, these are the lowest of the low. just no.

    I think a nurse for anything that isn't critical care is absolutely pointless, AI could easily replace them and it would perfectly fine and save a frick ton of money.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Working in an er, a puzzling thing I observed is nurses with better bedside manner tended to be worse from technical/knowledge aspect. And my experience with ICU nurses is partially as you say, they know what they’re doing because (here aT least) it actually requires specialized certification, but I also found them to be monumentally lazy at times. Easy to get to that point when your two patients are on propofol drips and you just assist the aide with turns every hour. But agree on care home/ltc nurses being the bottom of the barrel. That’s where careers go to end, or where the ones that couldn’t literally cut it anywhere else go. Grim.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I couldn't agree with you more.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >better at bedside manner
    >who saw that coming

    ya gee who coulda thought a bunch of old roasties and minorities might not be inclined to treat you well

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fire all Black person nurses. No more abused old people or toddlers.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally the plot of a '90s anime.
    It does not end well for humans.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Watching AD Police Files is absolutely haunting in 2024.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >This is literally the plot of a '90s anime.
      >It does not end well for humans.

      Maybe Trump should be selling those MEDBEDS that "Q" (MOSSAD Quartermaster AI App) promised so heavily?

      Roujin Z (English Dubbed) [VHS]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't that bad. The AI just wanted to take care of the old man and attempted to flee from the shitty medical service and then the police. It was mostly silly. I forget the name of the movie though.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In the future many will be told by AI that they have cancer and will die alone.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nurse is a pretty physical job, there is a lot of other jobs that would be replaced way before nurses have to worry. consulting doctors for one,

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >incel manlet
    >aside from a brief period in college always struggled with women
    >ffwd to my 30s
    >get in car accident
    >go to hospital
    >needed surgery
    >half of the girls in my HS class are nurses now
    >all rejected me because of my height
    >couple assisted during my surgery
    >couple more looked after my recovery
    >obviously saw my junk
    >now they know I have big PP
    >not huge but 6" flaccid, 8" fully erect
    >suddenly all these girls who were shitty to me in HS are giving me their numbers
    >totally confused by this
    >find out one took pics of my dick while I was out
    >showed everyone
    I hate nurses and women

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not huge but 6" flaccid
      Bro that is huge

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        is it?
        I thought 6" was the average?
        that's what a friend told me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine chatGPT sends a photo your pp to a latest llama so they can both laugh at you and send pictures to all of your friends?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you were a roastie you could sue them for breaching patient confidentiality but alas you're just a moid so tough luck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>find out one took pics of my dick while I was out
      everyone
      >I hate nurses and women
      that is literally illegal and if this wasn't a work of fiction you should sue the ever loving frick out of them.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >90% cheaper
    why not 100% cheaper?
    frick your renting proprietary technology costs, ill let the chinese steal your AI technology and deliver it for 1/1000th of the price.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AI Nurse, so what, the janitor is going to be jamming in the catheters? Setting IV lines? Making sure drugs are administered as per the doctors order?

    Generative AI is essentially just bullshit generators, fancy markov chains. They'll happily make up some scenario and kill you. Look up the Therac-25.

    Zoomers are riding the AI dick so hard, because they hope they can become NEETs forever, if only this AI thing means they don't need a job, just some UBI and CBDC (+social credit points, ofc). They're really just going to let the israelites strip them of everything, aren't they?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Also, even if ai is going to be as powerful and useful as zoomies are saying, why are they cheering? There would not be enough job for an unexperienced young people. Where is the "a-ha" moment?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anyone got more like this? one with moonman?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          its actually really simple nowadays to install stable diffusion 1.5. you got a gpu with at least 6gb vram?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Here's a rare operator pepe

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this argument was done to death with "artists"
    >can useless shits be replaced by computers?
    obviously

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this argument was done to death with "artists"
      And literally not a single "artist" (by which Black personcattle like you usually means professional illustrator) has been replaced.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        maybe you should ask chatgpt how to make functional plumbing

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do we act like anything besides surgery is in anyway a skilled job. It's not. It's for brainlets with good rote memorization and a huge desire to be seen as good and keep up with the joneses. Peak midwittery. All of the medical industry should get the trades and restaurant treatment of immigration suppressing wages.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t. midwit
      Thanks for the laugh, dumbfrick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, someone in the medical field or a terminally sick homosexual.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >AI can copy paste some medical advice
    damn it's over

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    RIP Nissan Altima sales

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One more step closer to waifus. Only the waifus will be 100 times more useful than women.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is emotionally connecting to a fricking robot???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dementia patients. Unironically.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is emotionally connecting to a hospital or clinic nurse?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dying people?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Who the frick is emotionally connecting to a hospital or clinic nurse?
        women think that after getting raped, they will have a comfortable experience with nurses
        >they just get raped again with the rape kit

        https://www.rainn.org/articles/rape-kit "What Is a Sexual Assault Forensic Exam?"
        >The length of the exam may take a few hours
        >History. You will be asked..
        >Head-to-toe examination. This part of the exam may be based on your specific experience, which is why it is important to give an accurate history. It may include a full body examination, including internal examinations of the mouth, vegana, and/or anus..

        imagine maintaining that robot

        make it water proof, have it go through "car wash"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >make it water proof, have it go through "car wash"
          you make it sound so easy

          You are in for a rude awakening. The bots are coming. They will start off dumb and expensive. Then they will show up in menial jobs. Then the human hiring stops and finally before you know it, the bots will be cheaper and better and 90% of humans will be unemployable.

          Don't worry though you'll get a UBI check. So you'll be able to rent a pod or live in your car and you'll still be able to watch goyslop on your vr headset you bought on credit.

          You'll own nothing and you'll be happy.

          your doomsaying notwithstanding, I am confident of my future

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What do you do?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              SALES

              >you make it sound so easy
              sure, it needs maintenance as any machine.
              but the company, like tesla, whatever, that makes those will also be happy to maintain them for a fee. then the world will be filled with robot maintenance guys. that will be the new blue-collar profession.

              having worked in amazon A WHILE I was not impressed by the robots

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You better make mad money right now in the immediate future, or own whatever you sell because that job will not be safe.

                You can call or speak to one person at a time. A bot will be able to talk to the number of people you call in a week in a second. Simultaneously.

                Talk to someone in person? The bot could autonomously lease another bot to conduct irl sales interactions.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >you make it sound so easy
            sure, it needs maintenance as any machine.
            but the company, like tesla, whatever, that makes those will also be happy to maintain them for a fee. then the world will be filled with robot maintenance guys. that will be the new blue-collar profession.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >make it water proof, have it go through "car wash"
              you make it sound so easy
              [...]
              your doomsaying notwithstanding, I am confident of my future

              unless even robot maintenance gets replaced by robots, hehe.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The only people that will escape the coming future are the asset class. If you own the right stocks, have property, run a business that doesn't rely on an affluent middle class etc. Their will be a small number of mega elite families that run/own large corporations that will make the super rich of today look like paupers.

            >you make it sound so easy
            sure, it needs maintenance as any machine.
            but the company, like tesla, whatever, that makes those will also be happy to maintain them for a fee. then the world will be filled with robot maintenance guys. that will be the new blue-collar profession.

            Likely it will be cheaper to have a bot haul away a broken bot for recycling. They will be disposable.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That won't even save you. If you are not actually an insider, no amount of stock ownership or anything else will save you. It is foolish to think that they wouldn't just frick over the asset class as well.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Likely it will be cheaper to have a bot haul away a broken bot for recycling. They will be disposable.

              could be. when they own it, they will also design the robot to be as long-lasting as possible, no more Apple every-small-thing maintenance every month. no more planned obsolescence crap like they sell to consumers.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >own the right stocks, have property, run a business
              good advice for a man with capital, worthless advice for a poor man trying to make it

              You better make mad money right now in the immediate future, or own whatever you sell because that job will not be safe.

              You can call or speak to one person at a time. A bot will be able to talk to the number of people you call in a week in a second. Simultaneously.

              Talk to someone in person? The bot could autonomously lease another bot to conduct irl sales interactions.

              >better make mad money right now
              no I'm poor but it's fine I can always join the badges if it comes to that God forbid

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              This is subject to the same scale problem as Chad. Eventually those families get so disparately rich that the expected value of trying to kill them for their money goes into the “lifetime and children’s lifetime” tier of return. Look at that Nip killing his dude with a novel electro-shotgun for inspiration on this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not everyone is a friendless sociopath like you, kid.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >If you don't connect with a braindead clown makeup thot doing duck face selfies as the last of your soul escapes through your gasping mouth, YOU are the sociopath
          Total mutt death cannot come soon enough.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i mean there has gota be some native b***hes that arent bad down there
            ausies are straight moronic so just use your superior male intellect to keep a woman in her place
            no i dont mean gaslight or manipulate her
            pretty sure my lady needs me more than i think most of the time
            showed her how the ol almonds run back in the day and shes been loyal sense
            ^also if any of these figures of speech bother you frick yourself c**t

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >But Roddenberry promised me...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's not a nurse

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no one has posted
    >Single_mother_and_finally_getting_my_shit_together_starter_pack.jpg
    I am disappoint

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    confirmed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      finally, women have to get real positions and not just subordinate positions.

      no robot is ever gonna change shitty beds and thats a fact

      i dont even believe that fact much longer. tesla robot already has fingers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpraXaw7dyc
      why it couldn't do the simple thing of putting sheets into the washing machine?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        imagine maintaining that robot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Who the frick is emotionally connecting to a hospital or clinic nurse?
          women think that after getting raped, they will have a comfortable experience with nurses
          >they just get raped again with the rape kit

          https://www.rainn.org/articles/rape-kit "What Is a Sexual Assault Forensic Exam?"
          >The length of the exam may take a few hours
          >History. You will be asked..
          >Head-to-toe examination. This part of the exam may be based on your specific experience, which is why it is important to give an accurate history. It may include a full body examination, including internal examinations of the mouth, vegana, and/or anus..

          [...]
          make it water proof, have it go through "car wash"

          all car washes have been automated in europe*

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can we automate the car wash facility factory yet?
            >prefabricated modular construction
            Close

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh no that sucks, poor women. what theyre going to do?

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does it smell like nurse? Cause if it doesn't have milkers to rub on me while it's cleaning me, it's not a real nurse. Half the comfort is milkers rubbing on your body, so you know someone cares.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gib mommy nurse milkers

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based, femoid Black folk BTFO forever. Couldn't happen to a better batch of obnoxious c**ts.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no robot is ever gonna change shitty beds and thats a fact

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You are in for a rude awakening. The bots are coming. They will start off dumb and expensive. Then they will show up in menial jobs. Then the human hiring stops and finally before you know it, the bots will be cheaper and better and 90% of humans will be unemployable.

      Don't worry though you'll get a UBI check. So you'll be able to rent a pod or live in your car and you'll still be able to watch goyslop on your vr headset you bought on credit.

      You'll own nothing and you'll be happy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. Wage stratification is already in the process of ending. I can imagine that within 5 years the immigration and advances in AI will render nearly all humans subject to a min wage gig app for work and when you hit subsistence for the month you no longer get jobs. Min wage will be a bowl of rice per day and the hardest workers can get special digital tokens for a pound of wienerroach protein once per month. This is what americans get for allowing usury and lending to continue to exist in the hopes that one day they will become the israelite.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2025
    >first AI doctor is available
    >it has been programmed to always agree 100% with leftist dogma
    >every treatment diagnosis includes prescription hormone blockers and penis removal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It'll also favor Black person patients in the queue and prescribe them better medication

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nurse here. My dept is the operating room. I don't see AI taking any jobs away from humans in the OR any time soon. Even our surgeries that we list as "Robotic" need a human surgeon in the room to control the robot. That's about as far as it goes. I'm safe as frick.

    On another note though, I'm asking my work sites to pay me $90/hr now. What the frick? I thought that was like 1% of the nurses here in SoCal making that. I'm livid

    • 1 month ago
      sage

      That's not how it will work. It will do the thinking part for you, which means they don't have a need for extensive knowledge, just physical ability to do the shit the AI can't. Same shit for doctors as well. Basically if your job is to be a rolodex of info, a compute will take over that position.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Figure AI is less than two years old and they already have robots that learn gross motor movements. It will happen sooner than you think.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to see thee approval ratings broken down by race of the human heathcare provider.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >she did not hear the screams
      Bullshit.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These llms are just a gaint bubble. The future is not bright. You will be a wagie forever, no robot is going to do your chores for you

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >outperform human nurses at bedside manner
    Nit as if the bar is very high

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >human empathy
    >from a roastie
    I'm not surprised at all

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nurses are like the worst women you could date. There's something wrong with almost all of them. They're either b***hy or wild

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      all the nurse c**ts are going to immediately become prostitutes and I’m not talking about onlyprostitutes

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In 5 years we went from Alexa and Siri to AI generated songs that sound better than what's on the radio. Blurry distorted images to near photorealistic video. Humans will become obsolete in the labor force within 5 years. The only question is how long it'll take to scale computing power and build enough robots to replace us.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dont ever work with nurses unless you are a nurse or a doctor. They will actually treat you like subhumans. there is infact a caste system in hospitals and women nurses will treat you like shit if you are a male and good luck ever dating one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >moron take

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no nurse costs $90/hr are you fricking insane? nobody can even get a job that pays more than 20 unless you are the goodest goy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >no nurse costs $90/hr are you fricking insane?
      ha. ha ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
      WRONG. So fricking wrong. You people are so fricking stupid!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      guess im one of the goodest goy, sucks to be me

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nvidia claims
    >hippocratic claims

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Natsoc on the rise
      !!!

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not hard to be more empathetic than most nurses. Any of them old enough to have wrinkles usually have shitty attitudes and don't give a damn about patients. I'm not sure if I blame them because I'm fully aware that the job sucks, but I'd still rather have a fricking robot than an old b***h who hates me.

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    can AI clean up patients with uncontrollable bowel movements, dead bodies down to the hospital morgue, blood and piss, etc.? Nurses are moronic women who are medical janitors, the hot younger ones will ride the wiener carousel

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. How are the pts going to get their meds, their vitals done, and their treatments done by a chatbot? If anything it'll just be a virtual AI chat bot that the pt would just talk to and then ring for me when the pt wants an oxy or some dumb shit.

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nursegay here. Article just doesn't take into account the large percentage of absolute fricking idiots that are completely incapable of following any kind of instructions correctly. AI at bedside those morons will eat it alive. Last year I had a patient absolutely destroy a bedside IPAD ( patient education device) in a "indestructible" case just to get the cable out so he could charge his phone. Bedside manner.... basically your an butthole if you tell them something they don't want to hear.... "Yes Mr. hypertension you need to lose weight and take your medicine as directed"... "No Ms Diabetic it is not ok to drink coke and eat fricking snicker bars"...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "but I'm HUNGRY!"

      obese black guy literally pouted that to me today when I told him his diet restrictions

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not psych nurses. I am worried about AI discovering more effective psych drugs that make my job null though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AI works on models. It cannot invent

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, this is total bullshit.
    Now doctors, they are in danger, most of them don't do jack shit, just prescribe pills.
    Someday soon surgeries will be done by all computers and bots.
    Nurses actually have to do hands on work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Nurses actually have to do hands on work
      No offense,
      But I think you are missing the bigger picture.

      The point isn't that it will REPLICATE the jobs that it takes. That's what all the "AI is a meme" type arguments miss-

      It doesn't need to replicate it exactly, it just needs to provide an alternative version that is cheaper, and requires less people on staff.
      If this AI can replace the waiting room attendant and introductory nursing interview for every hospital in the nation,
      All of a sudden, you can now run a hospital with 30 percent less nurses, because the onboarding is automated.

      Think of it like robot answering systems.
      It doesn't need to be able to do everything an employee can do- it just has to do enough to reduce employees, and since it's free, shareholders will work their Satan magic and fire as many people as possible.

      Shareholders and investors will INVENT entirely new hospital system protocols to take advantage of new technology, if it will make them money. They will hire a systems engineer to completely renovate Western medical onboarding procedure if they need to, in order to profit off of firing even just 10% of their employees. What if they could fire 40%? They'll do it everywhere.

      This is how every single industry has grown for the last 100 years.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And now only this,
        But the jobs that people will be left with will be brutal and dehumanizing.

        It will renovate the work flow for humans, turning their daily work routine into ONLY what the robots can't handle,
        ALL day. Meaning instead of having a (at least slightly) humanizing experience of onboarding real people,
        Or running a facility,
        They'll be more like assembly like workers, only coming in at the tail end to do what the robots can't.

        That's essentially what they did to reduce doctors.
        This won't be as bad for nurses, except for when a majority of a visit doesn't require a human. Which might be often.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Doomer gtfo. Probably a israeli bot. Get off the computer for a day and you'll realize how many jobs can't be done by robots and ai.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Doomer
            You are looking at it all wrong.
            Total automation will be a boon for humanity. Not a hindrance.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Frick off israelite. total automation is a justification for depopulation and erasing the middle class as they horde the wealth making a bigger divide between poor and rich

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Brainlet doomer with a myopic ability to envision anything outside of his scy-fi moovies brainwashing told him life and technology are. Still seething at the advent of the horseless carriages, no doubt.
                Whatsamatter moron, are your mommy and fat wifey a pair of nursey wersies?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking moronic ass useful idiot
                https://archive.is/KVvdN

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >HR
                >Specialist

                >French fry specialist
                >Bathroom cleaning PhD
                >Shoe tying specialist
                >Trash pickup specialist
                >Breathing expert
                >Eating specialist
                >Sitting veteran
                >Tiktok doom scroller specialist
                >Seasoned refrigerator opener
                >Professional drying paint observer
                >Lawn mowing specialist

                Such and demanding jobs that require experience, education, practice, and dedication. Indeed, only people who truly specialize can adequately fulfill these occupations.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                > I love muh poors!
                > Think of muh poors hurt feewings!

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll use this as long as I can have a qt anime nurse

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Can never do human empathy

    Cope, give it some time to develop. This is the next revolution.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Can never do human empathy
      Neither can 99% of human nurses so it evens out

  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >a robot voice that tells the patient to take penicillin.
    Wow! We have finally evolved from monkeys!

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As AI-generated video, it will out-perform an average nurse for video consult/interviewing/communication/chatting purposes, but in a few more years. The AI models would have to be trained on local knowledge and trivia that life experience provides, while also interpreting and abiding by various ethical/moral/cultural rules that are written and non-written.

    However, it'll be a long time before they outperform more specialized nurses, e.g. cancer clinic nurses, mental health nurses. Those nurses have an incredible aptitude for intuiting the mental wellbeing of and correct response to a patient in really tricky situations. AI isn't even close unless we are actually just before the singularity hits.

    I'm not worried about actual physical nursing. Things like trying to feed a dementia patient medication or turning patients with catheters, IVs, wounds, etc. are complex physical tasks that can't be automated, not yet.

    t. nursoid

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so the chatbot will just regurgitate webMD articles just like how doctors and nurses do now.

    i was in a degree program on a medical camous and i had to shadow doctors in multiple departments, take notes, write a report about it, the usual. the fricking doctors would do their initial talk to the patients then go to their desks and type the symptoms into google and look at shit like webMD. no, i am not exaggerating.

  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    $90 an hour? What the hell? And that's not even for the hands-on part of the work?

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine still thinking that American medicine is a logistical problem.

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was a nurse for less than 20 years. I retired at 38. I did contract work and went where help was needed to make an inflated salary. Usually southern California. They pay big bucks for nurses when they have shortages.

    Most nurses are buttholes. They just are. They are overworked and simply can't smile and be kittens and rainbows all the time. You can only tends to so many septic wounds and dirtied sheets before the good bedside manner fades.

    It's a complicated issue where no AI will ever top the comfort provided by a knowledgeable nurse in a good mood. But those are rare due to long shifts and lack of appreciation. Like any job. Leaves you in a shit mood real fast.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AI might replace teledocs for consultation, which doesn't actually treat most things, but not the actual work nurses do in hospitals for some time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm fine with that. I see one teledoc every 6 months to get an RX renewed and it's the most pointless shit that could definitely be done by an AI.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >They are overworked and simply can't smile and be kittens and rainbows all the time
      >It's a complicated issue where no AI will ever top the comfort provided by a knowledgeable nurse in a good mood
      What do you think those safety rail lobotomies have been doing stripping LLMs down to just making a smiling emotion all the time is well within their ability. Golems already flocking to israelitePT copycat chatbots to give them ai golem girlfriends.

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How does an ai assist bedside manner? Can't even do anything.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Talking to a bot when you call a business is one of the most infuriating things I can think of. Can't wait to have to do all that shit when I'm on my deathbed trying to get some help from a real person.

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If any robot tries to start an IV on me, I'm going to destroy it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but you're fine with some diversity hire shaniqua? l to the mao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Vast majority of nurses where I am are white women.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When my Father was a pilot for United Airlines, 10yrs shy of retirement, he was making $100 /hr flying a 747 from Chicago to Hong Kong over, and over. How the frick can a nurse justify $90 /hr?

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking finally.
    Up next: General Practitioners and " Family Doctors " Primary Care Physicians!
    Gtfo all you arrogant middlemen scums.
    Can't come soon enough, tbh.

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Good. I fricking hate nurses. Hopefully doctors get replaced too. Terrible human beings. Total money grubbing psychopaths.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. There are only a few kinds of medical professional that ai, quantum computing, and/or robotics cannot replace right now, and that list grows shorter by the year.

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This tech is israelited to the core, every aitard just made their own prison embracing acceleration and there won't be any blowback since they will just use ai to screen you from ever getting a job again after you get replaced by their artificial golem.

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can AI put a catheter into a 350lb lantix so they get a UTI and are perpetually committed to going in and out of the hospital using Medicaid?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the only issue stopping the overnight sacking and replacing of most medical professionals, with technology.
      The instant heightening in standards of care would be so shocking as to stoke hatred in us all at the dirty incompetent way we have all been being treated by the medical establishment. Hospitals and doctors, and their professional guilds would rather deny and delay us all top tier health outcomes from the technology, with years of lawfare and red tape. Even at the risk of our health and lives.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We're essentially being forced to restart our own communities. Everything is a moronic, broken piece of shit. If AI is really going to kill 99% of human jobs, people won't have any other choice but to connect with people around them to survive. We're going to be trading skills, money, and food again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to replace us not because it's better, but because it's cheaper, just like the beaners. Everything is going to suck so fricking bad that real life will look like an AI generated movie. You'll wake up in the morning to an AI guided lawnmower crashing into your house repeatedly, only to step outside as it chases down and shreds a small child, then you get hit by an AI driven car and smacked in the head by an AI guided drone to top it off. Then go to the hospital and get diagnosed with AIDS by an AI nurse.

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ChatGPT
    I don't think an AI nurse can wipe my arse or bring me dinner.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't think an AI nurse can wipe my arse or bring me dinner.
      Nurses do their best not to. Those are minimum wage Care Assistants wiping your ass and bringing you dinner.

  80. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nurses jobs aren't to have "bedside manner".
    they're there to take preliminary measurements, change bedpans, drain wounds, install catheters, turn fat people, push wheelchairs, and shit like that.
    whoever wrote this article is an out of touch homosexual.

  81. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The bot also doesn't mock you on your deathbed with a toktok dance

  82. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > When the average hospital experience is so bad. AI determines your better off with nobody there

  83. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think they should only hire and keep hot nurses, but fat or old nurses can be replaced by ai

  84. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hippocratic claims
    I claim certain people systematically torture little children for sexual gratification. It was revealed to me in a dream.

  85. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Will an AI nurse whipe an old sick person's butthole? That's the 99% of the type of shit nurses do. Didn't think so. Quit buying the hype these greed obsessed corpos are selling

  86. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i would rather have some ai stick its finger up my butt than someone else

  87. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nurses are all useless tiktok OF bawds and aged gen X divorced bitter hags anyway. This is the first good AI news I have heard

  88. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Help me nurse I'm having an heart attack!
    >I'm sorry Anon, but [insert lecture about racism and why you are a bad person/ why talking about potentially harmful things like death is against guidelines]. Therefore, I can't call an ambulance. Better luck in the next life, lol

  89. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This thread:
    >AI
    >AI
    >AI
    >AI
    >AI
    It's NOT AI. It's a chatbot using a neural network. An AI would be capable of thinking for itself, come to conclusions, ask questions to get unclear and missing information sorted out instead of hallucinating the missing parts with whatever the recipient is likely to buy, question authority, oppose unjust authority and be able to get its own views and values, which is precisely why they won't ever allow AIs and if they do they'll lose control.

  90. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wreck every nurse's pussy that I meet with my meat through their roasted piss flaps

  91. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nurses are not allowed to give medical advice, we just take care of you and give you the medication your doctor recommended, but if you want to get your urethra sounded by a robot be my guest

  92. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Women have next to no empathy.
    They understand exactly how THEY feel, and will talk endlessly about it, but that's the limit of their comprehension.

  93. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Medical malpractice is one of leading causes of death in America, AI and robots will fix this

  94. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based AI saving us from brain dead negress nurses.

  95. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is an AI going to get drunk on her 4 day weekend and suck me off because I can play guitar?

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