https://futurism.com/msn-ai-brandon-hunter-useless
Microsoft replaced its MSN reporters with OpenAI and it has begun calling recently deceased people "useless" in their obituaries among other insults. MSN news is by default pushed to the desktops of everyone with Windows, meaning boomers get the best news available.
What do you think MSN's Stallman obituary will look like, BOT?
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MSN (and other media) won't care enough about Stallman to write an obituary, not even an AI can care enough about him.
Are you saying he's less than useless? Pretty harsh, are you one of the terminators anon?
based
>insulting the dead is based
>implying entertainers are useful for society
>"look guys! i threw an orange ball into a netted hoop!"
>>"how is that supposed to cure cancer, sharique?"
literal "oh no! anyway..." moment
>"look guys, I made generic corpo web application blob #81726361!"
>less than useless
useless >>>>> you
I'm sad.
Well... he's dead now. So...?
You made me check.
I'm refering to this
About 1:15 in, he's talking about Epstein.
That's a really bad presentation, HOLY FRICK lmao
Is that what kind of stuff billions can get you in PR or is Gates just autistically bad at being confronted?
Cope chud, Jeff's dead and Bill regrets meeting with him. What's there not to get?
jeff isn't dead moron. bill will probably be soon though.
Gates is incorrigibly autistic.
He died doing what he loved: fricking little girls in the ass.
Bill is still alive
still a use for dead bodies thoughbeit
>MSN news is by default pushed to the desktops of everyone with Windows
How the hell do people tolerate this? Doesn't that make them feel depersoned (disenfranchised?) New laptops aren't cheap and then you open the one you paid for and Microsoft just drags their balls across your face?
It's actually worse than that. Not only do they do that now, but very recently they've started pushing advertisements through desktop notifications. I got one for one of those new games, I think it was Starfield. That really fricking amazed me.
lol i also got a few notifications telling me to buy starfield
this was on the "professional" edition of windows btw
happens on education and enterprise as well
absolute state
People who use windows don't have self-respect.
It's been like that since the days of XP, when those morons actually called a Microsoft call-center to let them verify your activation key (while everyone who isn't a bugman either pirated XP or switched to Linux)
Not everyone is a poorgay like you.
Thanks, acute paypiggy.
isnt windows free? Im just not using the product that uses ads to subsidize its existance
> he never verified his Windows key with the Microsoft call center
Zoomer
I use windows because I value my time, and I'm too poor for the apple ecosystem
>and I'm too poor for the apple ecosystem
Considering how you are an pretentious little homosexual you would fit right in, shame
And still the Microsoft updooter shills pretend to not understand why we're sticking to windows 7 or switching to Linux.
Why do anti-W10/W11 people like you have such narcissism and a high view of yourself? It is eleutheromania to expect everything to cater to your exact desires all the time.
>cater to your exact desires
it has (borderline nothing) less to do with that, and more to do with things being FUBAR'd and SNAFU'd for reasons none other than
>frick you!
>we make the monopolized product, so deal with it!
Because we are better than you
>Ugh Microsoft have to make a -ow- profit, how else are they supposed to pay their employees -ow- when they have to pay for lube every-time they frick a customer?
How are you better than me just because you have that mental disorder?
Because I am overcoming odds and adversity despite my mental disorder and contributing to my workplace with vibrant and positive neurodiversity making it a more interesting place to work, I'm basically a Black person but less violent
You are probably just some straight white male chud without a mental disorders or even programming socks, poser
I look like this and talk like this and smell like this
>Not wanting corporations to take control of your things for no good reason is some kind of issue.
Please do kys yourself.
thanks, but i already have an os that caters to my exact desires all the time
while I appreciate people waking up to the problems of win10 and beyond, sticking to win7 is not really a tractable solution. It's filled with 0days and CVEs. Using a Linux distro is pretty much the only actual path forward. Linux can even play DX12 games while Win7 can't.
Just set up a win10 vm to test a package on different oses. During set up it actually asks you for preferences on ads. Something like do you want to an advertisement id for personalized ads. When deselected it warns you that you'll still get the same amount of ads you'll just not be tracked. Holy fricking shit. You payed for that machine. That is "professional" software you're using.
>yes daddy prostitute me out to your friends
did you spot the setup customisation where it asks what the machine will be used for, study, work, gaming, etc.
i said work and it still installs all the xbox shit. whats the point of asking.
I also like how it asked things one at a time then spends 30s configuring between questions instead of just asking all at once and letting me walk away
MSN is a tabloid now, only an idiot would take anything it writes seriously
Tabloids at least write their own content.
>"Pay your damn writers MSN."
>"The most dystopian part of this is that AI which replaces us will be as obtuse and stupid as this translation," wrote a redditor, "but for the money men, it's enough."
A fricking REDDIT POST, no wonder they let AI write that crap
MSN is only read by robots anyway (both the flesh and metal kind.) It's nice to see they're making it more efficient.
It isn't wrong. Sports players are useless, and they don't deserve their high salaries. All they do is throw or kick a ball around. For multiple millions? moronic.
OpenAI models aren't that dumb. That article looks like it was written by clever bot, translated to chinese and then translated back to English using Bing Translator.
"Richard Stallman, the indomitable force behind the free software movement and the creator of the GNU Project, will be remembered as one of the most influential figures in the history of computing. Stallman, who sadly passed away from cancer, dedicated his life to advocating for software freedom—a legacy that will live on through the countless projects and initiatives he inspired.
He went on to establish the GNU Project in 1983, with the goal of creating a completely free Unix-like operating system. This was followed by the launch of the Free Software Foundation in 1985, underscoring his commitment to software that users are free to study, change, and share.
Stallman was known for his outspoken nature and remained a steadfast advocate for software freedom throughout his life. His work led to the development of the GNU General Public License (GPL), which has become one of the most widely used free software licenses.
Stallman's philosophy on software freedom challenged and shaped the discourse around ethical computing, digital rights, and user privacy. His ideas spurred on the development of numerous free software projects and laid the groundwork for collective collaboration on free software.
While his views were sometimes controversial, Stallman's unwavering vision and his contributions to computer science have left an indelible mark on the industry. His passing is a profound loss to the technology community, but his ideals will continue to influence and inspire generations to come.
Richard Stallman is survived by a global community of programmers, advocates, and users who share his passion for a world where technology empowers rather than restricts. He will be missed, but his vision for a free software society remains a beacon for future innovation and advocacy."
MSN releasing an AI generated article like this would simply mean they let this slip through. Microsoft as a result, would not invoke its' hostile policy towards free software as it usually does.
Also consider that Microsoft is among those who called for Richard Stallman's cancellation.
This is Sept.14.
It's almost older than time itself.
>AI
You people don't fricking learn, just forget about AI stop trying to make it a hing
>stop trying to make the most important weapon since the atom bomb a thing
I don't think the west is that suicidal
AI is either harmless or fatal to all life. There's no "nuke them before they nuke us" scenario.
well until we reach the fatal to all life scenario, if ever, it's a massive boon to productivity which any sovereign nation should want
Meanwhile, when humans give obituaries for basketball players:
many such cases
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lmfaoooo
>futurism
get the frick out shill, buy an ad
I hate journalists so much. Obviously those FRICKING wienersucking b***hes would create smear pieces about AI, seeing as their joke-tier humanities degrees aren't worth shit anymore, and their jobs are under threat.
Who reads the ~~*news*~~
holy fricking based AI, speaking the facts of how unnecessary sports players are. who could have possibly predicted this?
>AI should not be writing obituaries
woooooah dude no shit
How long before we can read AI news articles with racial slurs? Has it happened yet?
I'd love to know the backroom details of how this happened
The archived article very clearly reads like some moron set the language model's temperature value way too high
Which is weird, if you're generating news summaries why would you be adjusting the generation settings at all rather than just leaving it on some stable values
Sorry, I just need a moment to laugh at the headline in that image. Brb.
Anyone calling AI based and it replacing people as a good thing is a braindead corporation bootlicker moron. Anything AI generates utterly worthless
its inherently not worthless if they're replacing human labor with it. Worth/value is a subjective parameter. Evidently saving your salary costs (ie the entire thing that keeps you alive and therefore gives you worth in the capitalist framework) is worth whatever loss in quality they get in the end product.
AI can write awesome obituaries.
Welp, I know how I want my obituary written. The epitaph as well while we're at it.
Also, "an avid collector of dust" is unintentionally and unironically brilliant.
i don't think this is AI at all, i think it's ESL.
>Hunter, initially a extremely regarded highschool basketball participant in Cincinnati, achieved vital success as a ahead for the Bobcats.
>Hunter’s expertise led to his choice because the 56th general decide within the 2003 NBA Draft.
these aren't GPT-style mistakes (substituting "ahead" for "forward" and "decide" for "pick", in contexts where those substitutions aren't even the right part of speech) they read like an african who doesn't actually speak english doing word by word translation or paraphrase from a dictionary or thesaurus.
SARRR fricking do not say the ai the article have been written by microsoft newswrite team this have been only the most quality writings and this can be found from the start menu on the windows you must to use the microsoft edge or the page will not view properly
run the sfc /scannow if you are seeing problems this will fix it and the article will now render proper
>calling the apes from the nibbaball ass ociation what they are
Umm Based???
Racist
Much Obligued.
They wanted truthful news didn't they?
Well, aren't dead people by nature useless? You can't really use them for much beyond composting.
Because OP is a phaggot, and didn't bother linking that article:
https://archive.md/jKJHn
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