AI could search into your feelings when you hear a song at the mall and then automatically book the next concert of the same artist if such is being arranged at your city.
https://www.tomshardware.com/news/microsoft-patents-sensor-filled-ai-assisted-backpack
Microsoft's AI-powered backpack design has a plethora of sensors that may include cameras, microphones, GPS, and a compass, and more. The feature set has not been finalized. It contains more advanced stuff than a mobile phone due to being larger than mobile phone so bigger instruments can be fitted in.
Additionally, Microsoft thinks
>it may be useful to add in LEDs (RGB with a rotating change in color) and speakers from where AI can talk, as well as a haptic actuator, into the straps. The prototype bag doesn't contain LEDs however. But when it hits the stores it might.
Some real-time processing is deemed necessary to the smart wearable. Thus, various recognition modules are proposed to provide image, text, speech, facial, and cognitive recognition. As well as real-time monitors feeding data to the built-in processing power for AI smarts, the system housed in the backpack also will boast a recording device (using on-board storage), wireless connectivity, battery power / charging and more.
With all the above sensing and processing on your person, in the backpack, it is envisioned
>that wearers will benefit from AI enhanced object identification and analysis, nearby device interaction, and be able to gain contextual insights.
A flow chart shows how the backpack and its data feed might work alongside Windows 11 personal computers and cloud servers. Sometimes the user may interact with the backpack's on-board AI via speech, e.g. "Hey Backpack, add this poster to my calendar." Alternatively some AI actions or contextual tasks may be instigated by interacting with sensors on the straps.
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so dont buy an AI backpack you dumb ass
so you say at the high school:
>"Hey Backpack, add this poster to my calendar."
will the other kids think you are the cool one or the weird one?
>will the other kids think you are the cool one or the weird one?
You'll probably be beaten to a pulp and have your demon backpack completely destroyed, or at least I'd like to think.
In reality you'd probably just get beaten and the backpack stolen by someone who thinks it's cool or at least worth a lot of money.
>will the other kids think you are the cool one or the weird one?
They will call you a fricking homosexual and bully the frick out of you or depending on your locale will beat the shit out of you.
>hapless morons around you buy it
>now those cameras and microphones and sensors also surveil on you
wow just don't buy it lmao how are you even alive being this moronic
>the political implications
idk..maybe sell some stock because there is no way that shit doesnt tank even harder than the metaverse
Truth. Microsoft's jeets are out of touch nerds.
AI daily life integration will simply be "Hey Siri", but now it actually understands what you said, and can maintain a dialog.
that looks like a ballsack
microsoft is owned by gay israelites
it looks too "metallic" and artificial to be a ballsack
I know its ballsack shaped but still it doesnt really make that impression
>the panopticon will get to a point where a camera will always be looking at you and analyzing your facial expressions and body language without anyone needing to tell it to do so
>AI will always be able to get inside your head without you knowing and immediately be able to find exactly what buttons to press at any time
>morons will embrace this technology without thinking twice
Apologize.
will embrace this technology without thinking twice
well it's society's fault for enabling them to live past a sickly childhood and negligent parents without dying.
needs to be hard-points not soft.
Ain't no one gonna touch my Koopa Backpack
> cameras, microphones, gps, and more
My phone already does that and it fits in my pocket
but the backpack will do it all more efficiently
One of ED-209's nutsacks
>hear a song at the mall
Who goes to a mall you fricking boomer?
the frog is now actively sitting in boiling water. the digits are likely lost, maybe even a leg, but it could still hop out alive if it wanted to
It doesn't look like you can put anything in it?
the upper side has a hatch where you can put in small stuff but its not much and its not really meant to be a normal backpack anyway
So, how does this integrate, instead of being a useless and ugly burden?
These people are stupid.
they are hoping the small carrying capacity will be enough (the back itself isnt very small) and when weighing pro's and con's the AI capability will be the selling point
at least thats how Microsoft brainstormed it
>just wear this spine breaking lump on your lower back, goy. oy vey, it's annudah smart phone
Yeah, they didn't think too hard about that
Nice. I am not content with merely radiating my balls with my phone. I need a backpack to make sure my spine is being radiated as well.
everything that monster touches turns to evil
I'm putting my best agent on it rn
>Thus, various recognition modules are proposed to provide image, text, speech, facial, and cognitive recognition
How long until there are underage morons who cannot recognize their parents and open a bottle without AI assistance?
And before you say never, remember that when people said smartphones will make kids into procrastinating morons with an attention span of a mollusk everyone also called them schizos.
SO. MUCH. YES.
That's the gayest shit I've seen in a while, the ultimate onions gadget perhaps?
What is the point of lugging this piece of shit around when you could just put an 'AI' into a smart phone.
there is only one reason: it will always be immensely more powerful than a phone, in processing power
Whoopdeefrickingdeee
So you're going to make schoolchildren lug around a 50 pound PC on their backs for "processing power" for an AI?
I thought Microsoft wanted everything on cloud computing?
Eh, people just need to look into good backpacks. Currently have a pretty good one right now that should last a few years (has held up really well for one all ready)
Don't have it on me now cause Labor Day weekend so I forgot the brand. Might make a post about responsible consumer ship tomorrow.
But what I was gonna say is just get a normal, durable backpack. The people who want a backpack just want a backpack, they already have a phone watching them don't they??
(Basically what he said)
Probably, really need to get the market less saturated by lazy corpo brands.
>backpack
I can just see the smelly Black folk walking around with “their” ai backpack with some ghetto beats blaring from it
Why don't they use AI to search the contents of your bag and alert local authorities of narcotics
Microshit is banking too hard on ai and burning money like there is no tomorrow
It will be their death
Hmm interesting. Maybe it can function as an external battery pack for the graphene oxide zombies.
ai is in the cloud, you're not getting a supercomputer from a backpack. its useless shit that Black folk will rape you for
Less antisemintism for some antismitism.
Except for the palestine shit.
>isn't a functional backpack
>does basically everything a smartphone already does including spy on you
No one is actually going to use these since they're ugly, redundant, and expensive.
That is, of course, unless you say something that gets you put on the federal shitlist. Then you'll see a lot of new faces wearing these as a "fashion statement."
It looks like a ball sack in the style of the old Tomb Raider games.
It looks like nothing that a good old sledgehammer couldn't fix.
if it's free for me to participate in the program then I would definitely participate becuase I believe in the furtherance of technology. you're not gonna stop it based on your weird backwards ideology. all this shit is coming whether you like it or not.
>t. Literally Already A Chatbot
> as well as a haptic actuator
Finally m, one step closer. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
>I craved the strength and certainty of stee
I'm throwing you into the ocean with my next shipment of car batteries.
This wont sell. But is a perfect project for stealing from goy investors. Only a moron would invest in this garbage. The average cellphone user uses a very small amount of processing power of smartphones, why would the average goy want essentially another smartphone? This is just as moronic if not more moronic than google glass.
>This is just as moronic if not more moronic than google glass.
yes but this one has also more processing power of google glass
infact this is the equivalent of a desktop PC in processing power
but I have no idea why this power is needed
>this is the equivalent of a desktop PC in processing power
>but I have no idea why this power is needed
So the ~~*glows*~~ can really, REALLY monitor and process every aspect of your life, down to the minutest details.
Courtesy of Microsoft(R)
Just get a raspberry Pi with the default linux distro then. Better shit. You can also do very good deep AI functions with the Pi.
But then why would you do that? To measure the temperature of your surroundings? That is just extremely austistic.
>This wont sell.
it's not meant to sell.
everything about it screams to be an investigatory project.
no one would buy this shit obviously.
it's meant as a trial program to sell other microsoft products or products related to their partner companies. You are low IQ.
No not really. Azure and AWS do present their products at tech events, they don't need this trash to sell. This backpack is literally a patented product. You are the type of moron that would invest in something like suckerberg's metaverse.
Love it.
User has listened to a sad song for a week straight. Contacting local psychiatric hospital.
>AI planning yiur life for you
>buying concert tickets for you and seating you next to what would be a genetically viable partner
>aborting your child and telling you it was by natural causes if AI decides you shouldn't have a child at this point in time
That's how the butlerian jihad starts (in one version of the lore)
>this backpack
ahaha, thank u drunk finngolian for this beautiful reminder.
>when i was coding in Gemany a company gifted me this crap instead of cash. This crap costed 500 euro.
i tried to sell it for 100 euro for two weeks on ebay something.
finally gave up and sold it for 10 bucks to some zoomer.
https://www.gutenberg.org/files/55687/55687-h/55687-h.htm
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Dora The Explorer head ass
>has a plethora of sensors that may include cameras, microphones, GPS, and a compass, and more
so a phone with straps?
Here we go again
all these,sensors are the most bullshit
no air quality sensor
no radiation sensor
consumerist sheep product to the extreme.
Just start calling useless consumer products NAFI. Nobody Asked For It. So all these crap can easily be shot down early by association with NAFI. Eventually, ADL will call NAFI anti-semetic.
Man-made horror #93284
Looks like some combine shit out of Half Life 2
>AI could search into your feelings when you hear a song at the mall and then automatically book the next concert of the same artist if such is being arranged at your city.
I don't want to go to concerts anymore.
Imagine paying for a mobile monitoring station.
It looks like Shit.
Noone will want one, well, maybe a handful of morons!
Real AI is elegant.
They want to put elegance and grace.into that! How offensive.
thats a mobile suicide chamber mothers use for their babies genius