>leaves world's most popular company to design moronic AI product for investment scam
LMAO
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>leaves world's most popular company to design retarded AI product for investment scam
Sounds more fun than making yet another black rectangle.
He would be better off investing in stocks.
I tried a demo of it and the effect is better than I expected. I doubt it'll last long on a charge though. Anything close enough and it begins to project. Imagine blinding a chic a head shortet than you trying to hug her... because it used a laser projector. My wife is shorter than I am in 6 feet and shes 5'4".
If he's worked at Apple for 21 years, he's probably got a pretty decent nest egg saved up. Let him try out his startup idea. If it works, great. If it doesn't... then at least he's managed to steal some money from angel investors.
And his name? Not worth mentioning.
Apple Man
Your name is worth mentioning if you've done more than one thing worth remembering
if I were a wage slave I would buy it and just ask it questions while at work
you can do it with your phone
then what's the point of buying the $600 shit
being in situations where a phone isnt allowed
That thing is some Black Mirror shit. No fricking shot it takes off. It looks lame and the kids will call it lame. Boomers (80s an 90s kids) might use it.
>80s and 90s
>boomers
how can I invest in this shit I think normies will love it
Do you have enough money for the government to allow you to invest in unsafe assets?
I'll put $5k into this shit max
Search "accredited investor"
>it's gonna be the next Steve jobs!!1!!1!
scam
fricking mass surveilance doesn't get more transparent than this
the issue is their company isn't secretly funded by M$
gold stars for transhumanists?
im sold
>get reputation
>leave company (with millions of dollars)
>launch a garbage investorbait company (with millions of dollars)
>sell it to some moronic investors (for millions of dollars)
>buy a yacht (with your millions of dollars) and frick hookers on the sea and enjoy the finest of cocaine (with your millions of dollars)
sounds based
>chatgpt, search for "pony -anthro facesitting anatomically_correct on derpibooru"
yeah, no but thanks, I will keep using a smartphone