>leaves world's most popular company to design retarded AI product for investment scam

>leaves world's most popular company to design moronic AI product for investment scam
LMAO

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds more fun than making yet another black rectangle.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He would be better off investing in stocks.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried a demo of it and the effect is better than I expected. I doubt it'll last long on a charge though. Anything close enough and it begins to project. Imagine blinding a chic a head shortet than you trying to hug her... because it used a laser projector. My wife is shorter than I am in 6 feet and shes 5'4".

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he's worked at Apple for 21 years, he's probably got a pretty decent nest egg saved up. Let him try out his startup idea. If it works, great. If it doesn't... then at least he's managed to steal some money from angel investors.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And his name? Not worth mentioning.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apple Man

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your name is worth mentioning if you've done more than one thing worth remembering

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if I were a wage slave I would buy it and just ask it questions while at work

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can do it with your phone
      then what's the point of buying the $600 shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        being in situations where a phone isnt allowed

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That thing is some Black Mirror shit. No fricking shot it takes off. It looks lame and the kids will call it lame. Boomers (80s an 90s kids) might use it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >80s and 90s
      >boomers

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how can I invest in this shit I think normies will love it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have enough money for the government to allow you to invest in unsafe assets?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll put $5k into this shit max

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Search "accredited investor"

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's gonna be the next Steve jobs!!1!!1!
    scam

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking mass surveilance doesn't get more transparent than this

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the issue is their company isn't secretly funded by M$

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gold stars for transhumanists?
    im sold

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get reputation
    >leave company (with millions of dollars)
    >launch a garbage investorbait company (with millions of dollars)
    >sell it to some moronic investors (for millions of dollars)
    >buy a yacht (with your millions of dollars) and frick hookers on the sea and enjoy the finest of cocaine (with your millions of dollars)
    sounds based

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chatgpt, search for "pony -anthro facesitting anatomically_correct on derpibooru"
    yeah, no but thanks, I will keep using a smartphone

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