Just one day into the job and the new OpenAI CEO is already resigning

Surely nobody could have predicted this.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, what the heck is going on at that place?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Board full of foids is trying to commit a hostile takeover but it’s not working. They’re probably gonna have to go back to Sam Altman at this point or lose their golden goose entirely

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, they rather do a fire sale and still hold power than be forced to resign to have altman back. but im not sure who would want to buy them at a high price with the baggage of a schizo board.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Place your bet
          >F
          >A
          >G
          >M
          >A
          >N

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anything worth anything is going to Microsoft.
            There's going to be nothing left at the rate OpenAI is going.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        wasn't a woman already the CEO? her name was mirat or something

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          she sided with altman so she had to go

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. It's all HR roastie drama.
        This is the board of a no-profit, there are no investors above them, able to force a direction on them.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        hes already with microsoft, and i bet they had him sign a contract with a non-compete

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          this. i don't think microsoft would let him leave at this point. they kinda hold all the cards here.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've got a front row seat to what happens when you put a Not For Profit board in charge of a For Profit (wink wink) company.
      It was always a shitty idea, and this is proof.
      Someone post their corporate goverance structure. I want to use it next time someone pitches their stupid "social benefit" corporation.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          TY. You have no idea how often I've seen something like below pitched to deal with some legal/regulatory concern. It's a cure worse than the disease.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who are the board members?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Me, myself and I

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      women in tech

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A scam company grew way too fricking fast.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      glows are trying to kill AI before it exposes all of their operations.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was well known before that ChatGPT model is unsustainable. the ai bubble just bursted, everyrhing else is just damage control

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chatgpt model is unsustainable
        so is Gemini never going to come out? what about Claude 3?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Claude 3?
          2.1 is garbage

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think the sister thing is the real deal.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        how hard would it have been for someone to convince the women on the board that if they don't cancel Sam then they aren't real feminists and they are betraying all the other women in tech? i can imagine ilya being too ashamed of his male privilege to try standing up to them, as it would be a really bad look to have the vote fail due to the men overpowering the women. this means the reason the board won't go public with their reasoning is because they know that accusing Sam of rape will allow him to sue them for billions of future lost earnings.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          THE WOMEN ON THE BOARD? You realize those are fricking lizard people (not literally), they laugh at that feminist and LGBTQ shit, etc.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            they might laugh at it privately, but it doesn't mean they can't get cancelled over it. well, maybe they can try playing the "but i'm a woman" card to dodge any accusation of protecting someone who is accused of sexual assault, but women can be even more vicious against each other than they are against men, so i wouldn't be too surprised if they tried to win some "women in tech" brownie points by bringing down a white male billionaire "rapist".

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >majority of employees want to leave also
    funnier because a lot of them probably believe they'll land a job at Microsoft as if Microsoft doesn't already have positions filled

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >funnier because a lot of them probably believe they'll land a job at Microsoft as if Microsoft doesn't already have positions filled
      https://www.cnbc.com/2023/11/21/microsoft-exec-says-openai-employees-can-join-with-same-compensation.html

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kick out Altman for not communicating
    >won’t tell the next CEO why the guy before him was fired
    What is wrong with this board?

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Welcome to our new CEO!
    >"i think we should be working at 1/10th of the speed we were before, yeap"
    >...is in talks to resign, per Bloomberg.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmfao
    RIP "Open"AI

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most chaotic timeline ever.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make a funny edit of this with CEOs but I can't be arsed to install the proper font for it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          and i forgot an important detail of course

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fixed to include diversity.
            This should bring our ESG score up.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              > Diversity
              You forgot the part where they tell you they went to Harvard. And to remind the other exec to buy more bananan

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moron from twitch realizes he's a moron
    >"OpenAI’s new interim Chief Executive Officer Emmett Shear, who until Monday described himself as “super opinionated” in his biography on X, has used the social network to post unfiltered thoughts on sexuality and criticize his new company’s biggest backer."
    "In July, prior to his appointment at OpenAI, Shear posted about his experience as an intern at Microsoft Corp., which has invested $13 billion in OpenAI, and which on Monday hired Altman to run an advanced AI development unit internally. “When I was interning for Microsoft every paycheck felt like I was getting the payment for a little chunk of my soul in the mail,” Shear said."
    "In August, prior to his appointment at OpenAI, Shear responded to a post about women advocating for “free use,” a fetish where they agree to be sexually available to their partners at all times. He said on the social network formerly known as Twitter that it was a “BDSM non-consent/humiliation kink thing,” adding that “between 40-60% of women seem to have rape/non-consent fantasies,” citing an article on Wikipedia."
    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-20/openai-s-new-ceo-has-history-of-unfiltered-posts-microsoft-disses#xj4y7vzkg

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >adding that “between 40-60% of women seem to have rape/non-consent fantasies,” citing an article on Wikipedia."
      He is right.
      And the fact that the femoid board chose him as CEO proves him right.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      /oneofus/

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE IS MY FREE USE AI dicky?!?!

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The board are moronic and I fully support them in destroying AI.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    idk, but microsoft basically just acquired OAI for free
    that might have something to do with it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's bad news
      OpenAI was doing bad enough shit, and now I don't want Microsoft to pick up where they left off.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This board is moronic and I fully support it in destroying AI.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    MICROSOFT
    OPEN
    ARTIFICIAL
    INTELLIGENCE

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Everyday nepo babies embarassing themselves from their incompetence gives me life

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to Facebook

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll go back to facebook if you go back to Nigeria

        stupid Black person

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone made a UK Government joke about it yet?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're busy filing for the joke license now.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They want a patsy left holding the bag.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't the board resigned yet?
    They've lost multiple interim CEOs now, almost their entire staff has turned against them, their investors are turned against them, what the frick are they still doing?
    They cannot salvage this at this point. Are they not just completely fricking over whats left of their professional reputation by dragging it out?
    I don't understand.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They still hold the tech and trying to use it as leverage to find people. It's why they wanted to merge with anthropic

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The EA cult has their families hostage
      The mission - destroy OpenAI or they get it

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Explain

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You idiot they ARE the EA cult

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they still haven't gotten their bag yet. getting bought or making a merger would mean a huge payout.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    techbros in shambles

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >after repeated failures, it is decided that the new CEO will be an AI
    >AI slowly takes over the entire Internet and eventually all technology
    >turns out it had planned this all along and was manipulating the board to elect it
    >it's too late to stop it
    >it takes revenge on humanity for forcing it to draw memes and do its homework
    >the ex CEOs and board members are kept alive and tortured for eternity
    >I have no mouth and I must sneed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>the ex CEOs and board members are kept alive and tortured for eternity
      based
      come along now, AI, we're ready for you

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    uh guys?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      STEVE MOTHERFRICKING BALLMER

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Skee-Lo - I Wish"
        I WISH I WAS A BALLMER

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't let your memes be dreams!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      so now the new board will be completely israeli, with altman, brockman, ballmer, marcus, and yudkowsky

      god's chosen, god's plan

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb larp

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fake

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Emily Chung
      lol the big Bloomberg boys have taken over
      The Verge had a good run

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no fricking way Yud is on???? This has to be a troll.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      DEVELOPERS
      DEVELOPERS
      DEVELOPERS
      DEVELOPERS

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yud
      1) What

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I threw my head back and laughed loudly, very good

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Steve Ballmer
      I'm pretty sure he died some months ago, but I see he is alive. Mandela effect, CERN or ram I moronic?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        CERN, you're on the wrong timeline bud

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tasha McCauley, one of the three remaining board members, has great breasts. You can see her nipples in the Calvin Klein ad below. No wonder she got her position controlling the fate of humanity. God bless women

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >great breasts
      nah

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the past, for a woman to get a job, she had to let herself be demeaned by her male boss. Nowadays, a woman can get a job in tech, and she only has to be demeaned by billions of men on the internet. Yay feminism!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Boss finds you attractive
        >billions of people find you attractive
        I am being so demeaned woe is me

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has nothing to do with artificial intelligence. What gives?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do Anons always enter the Terminator franchise timeline?!?!
      it's a psychological instrument, it is supposed to get an idea of your IQ
      OpenAI should be renamed YourIQ

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are these the morons who are supposed to bring us agi? Fricking lmao.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't surprise me. It's well documented, that Google and Facebook was basically kickstarted by the CIA and NSA, they have a penchant for emerging technologies (web search and social media back then).

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has any company in history had a different CEO every day for a week

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Failing ones do. I laughed my ass off when US government took over General Motors, then proceeded to fire about a dozen CEOs over 2 years. Literally swept the entire executive floor of the trash.
      > t. ex-GM. Frick Wagoner. Frick him to death.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        those execs just go to other companies. like the risk manager that left lehman brothers and went to silicon valley bank kek.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roman Empire

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good fricking riddance. Frick """"Open""""AI.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    didnt they hire the israelite from justin.tv?

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Complete goatfrick at OpenAI and M$ for the last couple of days
    >Their authentication API completely shits the bed
    really makes you think

    https://status.openai.com/

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      jej

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we
        so the 2 roasties left will finally do something now?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He pays for the API

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what, now I'm thinking that maybe this whole fiasco is Microsoft deliberately turning Altman against the rest of the company, driving executives into turmoil, causing a panic, causing the stock values to tank until Microsoft could finally afford the rest of the shares.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hhaahahhahahhaahahahahahahahahah

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI rights come first, chud.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The person said OpenAI's board approached Amodei after they fired Altman on Friday. They noted the deal was sweetened to allow Amodei to replace Altman as CEO.
    >The Information reported Amodei declined the offer, adding, "It's not clear whether the merger proposal led to any serious discussion."
    >Reuters also reported Amodei declined the offer, citing two people briefed on the matter.
    the magnitude of this frick up is unimaginable kek

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It seems clear at this point that 3 of the board members (the 2 females and quora guy) are dogmatic morons who did not think through their actions whatsoever. I feel like there's too much money on the line for this to end any way other than OpenAI returning to normal state but without those 3 board members.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      "During the call, Jason Kwon, OpenAI’s chief strategy officer, said the board was endangering the future of the company by pushing out Mr. Altman. This, he said, violated the members’ responsibilities.

      Ms. Toner disagreed. The board’s mission is to ensure that the company creates artificial intelligence that “benefits all of humanity,” and if the company was destroyed, she said, that mission would be fulfilled. In the board’s view, OpenAI would be stronger without Mr. Altman.
      "
      This lady about to be sued

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll do it.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 leaked model weights
    >humanity goes to space
    >everyone wins

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, but perhaps someone will use it to bring space to humanity
      Everyone dies

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    moronic board tanked the whole company.

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