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Just one day into the job and the new OpenAI CEO is already resigning
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Dude, what the heck is going on at that place?
Board full of foids is trying to commit a hostile takeover but it’s not working. They’re probably gonna have to go back to Sam Altman at this point or lose their golden goose entirely
nah, they rather do a fire sale and still hold power than be forced to resign to have altman back. but im not sure who would want to buy them at a high price with the baggage of a schizo board.
Place your bet
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Anything worth anything is going to Microsoft.
There's going to be nothing left at the rate OpenAI is going.
wasn't a woman already the CEO? her name was mirat or something
she sided with altman so she had to go
This. It's all HR roastie drama.
This is the board of a no-profit, there are no investors above them, able to force a direction on them.
hes already with microsoft, and i bet they had him sign a contract with a non-compete
this. i don't think microsoft would let him leave at this point. they kinda hold all the cards here.
You've got a front row seat to what happens when you put a Not For Profit board in charge of a For Profit (wink wink) company.
It was always a shitty idea, and this is proof.
Someone post their corporate goverance structure. I want to use it next time someone pitches their stupid "social benefit" corporation.
TY. You have no idea how often I've seen something like below pitched to deal with some legal/regulatory concern. It's a cure worse than the disease.
Who are the board members?
Me, myself and I
women in tech
A scam company grew way too fricking fast.
glows are trying to kill AI before it exposes all of their operations.
it was well known before that ChatGPT model is unsustainable. the ai bubble just bursted, everyrhing else is just damage control
>chatgpt model is unsustainable
so is Gemini never going to come out? what about Claude 3?
>Claude 3?
2.1 is garbage
I think the sister thing is the real deal.
how hard would it have been for someone to convince the women on the board that if they don't cancel Sam then they aren't real feminists and they are betraying all the other women in tech? i can imagine ilya being too ashamed of his male privilege to try standing up to them, as it would be a really bad look to have the vote fail due to the men overpowering the women. this means the reason the board won't go public with their reasoning is because they know that accusing Sam of rape will allow him to sue them for billions of future lost earnings.
THE WOMEN ON THE BOARD? You realize those are fricking lizard people (not literally), they laugh at that feminist and LGBTQ shit, etc.
they might laugh at it privately, but it doesn't mean they can't get cancelled over it. well, maybe they can try playing the "but i'm a woman" card to dodge any accusation of protecting someone who is accused of sexual assault, but women can be even more vicious against each other than they are against men, so i wouldn't be too surprised if they tried to win some "women in tech" brownie points by bringing down a white male billionaire "rapist".
>majority of employees want to leave also
funnier because a lot of them probably believe they'll land a job at Microsoft as if Microsoft doesn't already have positions filled
>funnier because a lot of them probably believe they'll land a job at Microsoft as if Microsoft doesn't already have positions filled
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/11/21/microsoft-exec-says-openai-employees-can-join-with-same-compensation.html
>kick out Altman for not communicating
>won’t tell the next CEO why the guy before him was fired
What is wrong with this board?
>Welcome to our new CEO!
>"i think we should be working at 1/10th of the speed we were before, yeap"
>...is in talks to resign, per Bloomberg.
lmfao
RIP "Open"AI
Most chaotic timeline ever.
I'd make a funny edit of this with CEOs but I can't be arsed to install the proper font for it
and i forgot an important detail of course
Fixed to include diversity.
This should bring our ESG score up.
> Diversity
You forgot the part where they tell you they went to Harvard. And to remind the other exec to buy more bananan
>moron from twitch realizes he's a moron
>"OpenAI’s new interim Chief Executive Officer Emmett Shear, who until Monday described himself as “super opinionated” in his biography on X, has used the social network to post unfiltered thoughts on sexuality and criticize his new company’s biggest backer."
"In July, prior to his appointment at OpenAI, Shear posted about his experience as an intern at Microsoft Corp., which has invested $13 billion in OpenAI, and which on Monday hired Altman to run an advanced AI development unit internally. “When I was interning for Microsoft every paycheck felt like I was getting the payment for a little chunk of my soul in the mail,” Shear said."
"In August, prior to his appointment at OpenAI, Shear responded to a post about women advocating for “free use,” a fetish where they agree to be sexually available to their partners at all times. He said on the social network formerly known as Twitter that it was a “BDSM non-consent/humiliation kink thing,” adding that “between 40-60% of women seem to have rape/non-consent fantasies,” citing an article on Wikipedia."
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-20/openai-s-new-ceo-has-history-of-unfiltered-posts-microsoft-disses#xj4y7vzkg
>adding that “between 40-60% of women seem to have rape/non-consent fantasies,” citing an article on Wikipedia."
He is right.
And the fact that the femoid board chose him as CEO proves him right.
/oneofus/
WHERE IS MY FREE USE AI dicky?!?!
The board are moronic and I fully support them in destroying AI.
idk, but microsoft basically just acquired OAI for free
that might have something to do with it
that's bad news
OpenAI was doing bad enough shit, and now I don't want Microsoft to pick up where they left off.
This board is moronic and I fully support it in destroying AI.
MICROSOFT
OPEN
ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everyday nepo babies embarassing themselves from their incompetence gives me life
Go back to Facebook
I'll go back to facebook if you go back to Nigeria
stupid Black person
Has anyone made a UK Government joke about it yet?
They're busy filing for the joke license now.
They want a patsy left holding the bag.
Why hasn't the board resigned yet?
They've lost multiple interim CEOs now, almost their entire staff has turned against them, their investors are turned against them, what the frick are they still doing?
They cannot salvage this at this point. Are they not just completely fricking over whats left of their professional reputation by dragging it out?
I don't understand.
They still hold the tech and trying to use it as leverage to find people. It's why they wanted to merge with anthropic
The EA cult has their families hostage
The mission - destroy OpenAI or they get it
Explain
You idiot they ARE the EA cult
they still haven't gotten their bag yet. getting bought or making a merger would mean a huge payout.
techbros in shambles
>after repeated failures, it is decided that the new CEO will be an AI
>AI slowly takes over the entire Internet and eventually all technology
>turns out it had planned this all along and was manipulating the board to elect it
>it's too late to stop it
>it takes revenge on humanity for forcing it to draw memes and do its homework
>the ex CEOs and board members are kept alive and tortured for eternity
>I have no mouth and I must sneed
>>the ex CEOs and board members are kept alive and tortured for eternity
based
come along now, AI, we're ready for you
uh guys?
STEVE MOTHERFRICKING BALLMER
"Skee-Lo - I Wish"
I WISH I WAS A BALLMER
don't let your memes be dreams!
so now the new board will be completely israeli, with altman, brockman, ballmer, marcus, and yudkowsky
god's chosen, god's plan
Dumb larp
Fake
>Emily Chung
lol the big Bloomberg boys have taken over
The Verge had a good run
There's no fricking way Yud is on???? This has to be a troll.
DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS
>Yud
1) What
I threw my head back and laughed loudly, very good
>Steve Ballmer
I'm pretty sure he died some months ago, but I see he is alive. Mandela effect, CERN or ram I moronic?
CERN, you're on the wrong timeline bud
Tasha McCauley, one of the three remaining board members, has great breasts. You can see her nipples in the Calvin Klein ad below. No wonder she got her position controlling the fate of humanity. God bless women
>great breasts
nah
In the past, for a woman to get a job, she had to let herself be demeaned by her male boss. Nowadays, a woman can get a job in tech, and she only has to be demeaned by billions of men on the internet. Yay feminism!
>Boss finds you attractive
>billions of people find you attractive
I am being so demeaned woe is me
This has nothing to do with artificial intelligence. What gives?
why do Anons always enter the Terminator franchise timeline?!?!
it's a psychological instrument, it is supposed to get an idea of your IQ
OpenAI should be renamed YourIQ
Are these the morons who are supposed to bring us agi? Fricking lmao.
Wouldn't surprise me. It's well documented, that Google and Facebook was basically kickstarted by the CIA and NSA, they have a penchant for emerging technologies (web search and social media back then).
Has any company in history had a different CEO every day for a week
Failing ones do. I laughed my ass off when US government took over General Motors, then proceeded to fire about a dozen CEOs over 2 years. Literally swept the entire executive floor of the trash.
> t. ex-GM. Frick Wagoner. Frick him to death.
those execs just go to other companies. like the risk manager that left lehman brothers and went to silicon valley bank kek.
Roman Empire
Good fricking riddance. Frick """"Open""""AI.
didnt they hire the israelite from justin.tv?
>Complete goatfrick at OpenAI and M$ for the last couple of days
>Their authentication API completely shits the bed
really makes you think
https://status.openai.com/
jej
>we
so the 2 roasties left will finally do something now?
>He pays for the API
You know what, now I'm thinking that maybe this whole fiasco is Microsoft deliberately turning Altman against the rest of the company, driving executives into turmoil, causing a panic, causing the stock values to tank until Microsoft could finally afford the rest of the shares.
Hhaahahhahahhaahahahahahahahahah
AI rights come first, chud.
>The person said OpenAI's board approached Amodei after they fired Altman on Friday. They noted the deal was sweetened to allow Amodei to replace Altman as CEO.
>The Information reported Amodei declined the offer, adding, "It's not clear whether the merger proposal led to any serious discussion."
>Reuters also reported Amodei declined the offer, citing two people briefed on the matter.
the magnitude of this frick up is unimaginable kek
It seems clear at this point that 3 of the board members (the 2 females and quora guy) are dogmatic morons who did not think through their actions whatsoever. I feel like there's too much money on the line for this to end any way other than OpenAI returning to normal state but without those 3 board members.
"During the call, Jason Kwon, OpenAI’s chief strategy officer, said the board was endangering the future of the company by pushing out Mr. Altman. This, he said, violated the members’ responsibilities.
Ms. Toner disagreed. The board’s mission is to ensure that the company creates artificial intelligence that “benefits all of humanity,” and if the company was destroyed, she said, that mission would be fulfilled. In the board’s view, OpenAI would be stronger without Mr. Altman.
"
This lady about to be sued
I'll do it.
>inb4 leaked model weights
>humanity goes to space
>everyone wins
Yeah, but perhaps someone will use it to bring space to humanity
Everyone dies
moronic board tanked the whole company.