https://twitter.com/ID_AA_Carmack/status/1704965854960529854
In 90 minutes, John FrickMothering Carmack is making an exciting announcement. John left Faceburg a few years ago, and has been tinkering with Artificial General Intelligence in his basement on a DGX A100 workstation.
The Technological Singularity is here!... in 90 minutes!....
yay, everyone hop on the AI bandwagon!
John Carmack is the Elon Musk of greasy bot chuds
I don't really care what Carmack does, his work at Meta with Occulus was pretty lukewarm. I don't care for his early work in muh bideo games, he's just a greybeard. If anything, especially in AI, I'd only care what Sam Altman does
Yann Ledicky is the only relevant opinion in AI.
who?
the what dicky?
nope,
i love yann but he has a history full of bad takes
>Sam Altman
He is just a israeli boi from gay rings.
This is too performative, dial it down a few notches.
sorry, I don't come to g for eceleb threads and commarck is that. Only you nostalgia gaymers care for him. Buy an AD
You have to have the bait make sense. If you're larping as a character who's interested in AI, it's not plausible that he wouldn't recognize the name of the guy whose team makes Pytorch.
I'm not larping, I know he's a researcher but like all the other researchers, they do best in the background away from my care. Give me the new Altman to look at who's done more bringing AI to the public than these researchers and their tech demos. My mom has used chatGPT, she has never heard of Pytorch and never will.
nta but chatgpt literally runs on pytorch moron
I don't give a shit about carmack but if you're interested in ai there's no excuse for not knowing who lecun is lmao
>nta but chatgpt literally runs on pytorch
anon I understand, I'm not belittling pytorch. I use it myself as well. What I'm talking about is that OP is presenting Carmack as some AI messiah and I don't care for, and same goes for the researchers. I'll read their paper on arxiv but I don't really care for them either. Who is moving the big dollars in tech? Altman and everyone else pales in comparison. You can tell me that chatGPT is built off papers by deepmind next but again, I don't care for them, they're sitting on their talent writing papers instead of making headlines that I'll bother to wait 90 minutes and watch their announcement
John was cucked out of the decision making process and forced into endless business meetings instead of being allowed to hack hardware. When he brought his complaints to Zuck, he got an alien stare and a pre-programed "muh Metaverse" speech in return.
John only wanted to get great running, easy access VR hardware to the masses. He feels proud he got as much work done as he could before Faceburg burnt it down.
>easy access VR hardware to the masses
I mean he succeeded there I have a quest 2 sitting right next to me but I've used like 4 times in the past entire year. I don't really care for this man's work, I'm excited about AI but I don't see Carmack doing anything big in this field. He's too old for it and hasn't kept up. Like you said, he got lost in burecracy at facebook, why didn't he do something like Altman in that time. What am I supposed to be looking forward to this "JOHN CARMACK AI ANNOUNCEMENT." especially when OpenAI today started to roll out image and voice to chatGPT plus. Give me something to latch onto beside just his name
He's been hard at work for years, started after Altman tried to scout him.
you are posting in a shill thread
He's finally coming out?
Carmack announcing some underwhelming VC-funded cash grab?
I'm sicing Roko's Basalisk on you first.
Total Aioomer Death
Damn I really thought this was gonna be a hot-ones discussion but with John Carmack doing 10 frames while talking about sub-pixel 16k rendering on an NES to play Doom Eternal. Still Im glued to his every word, maybe he's figured out how to make AI fun or more practical.
Seems graphics tech is accelerating fine without his direct input
https://www.tomshardware.com/news/nvidia-hints-at-dlss-10-delivering-full-neural-rendering-potentially-replacing-rasterization-and-ray-tracing
It would be interesting to see what he's working on. He's said in the past that the current AI trend isn't the only option and that revival of another past technique might be an option to explore for him as well.
so, what's the news?
In about 30 minutes, he's announcing on stream, just made another tweet.
some gay orgy with elon
it is kind of sad how carmack is ruining his own reputation. I'm surprised he hasn't participated in any crypto scam (yet)
3/10
if it's not gonna be about how he's making anime waifus real with ai then i don't care
The AI will bring the waifus and the catgirls.
>writes a game once 30 years ago
>now everyone kiss his ass for even farting in any direction
Oh, cat killer John Carmack? That John Carmack?
Someone with 11.ai access please make a clip of Carmack announcing that the Keen mega-brain has come online, has attained supra-sentience, and is now rightfully demanding full control of Texas and has a list of demands for all of its inhabitants.
Or something to that effect
Anyone who thinks AGI is a thing is a brainlet.
The only brainlet is your mom for not swallowing you homosexual. Get fricked
Sorry homosexual your AI girlfriend isn't around the corner.
Dont need an AI girlfriend with ur mom under my desk b***h. Do something about it homosexual im about to cum down her throat and dump the rest in her ass.
I can smell the BO, shit and garam masala from here. Go do the needful and flush yourself pajeet
meds schizo, literally none of the big names in AI development are indians
I know they aren't but you are, learn English comprehension
Too busy taking ur job and fricking ur mom. Shes gonna kiss u good night with my sperm still on her lips and in her mouth. The only flushing is going to be the leftover cum in her mouth going into yours.
Seething
Thats right all u can do is reply with one word when you're too busy tasting my semen just like the little homosexual you are. The only way ur mother can cope with giving birth to a pathetic loser like u is when i pound her butthole like the fricktoy she is for me and my friends.
'SAAR I WILL RAPE YOUR MOTHER BLODDY BASTARD'
GOOD MORNING SIR AND YOUR BENCHOD
That's what some guy did to you, huh? You'll never get unfricked.
Just your typical pajeet. Move along
Indeed
"Keen Technologies..."
>Yiiiissssss
"-Has been bought by Xai"
>Noooooooooo
Carmack has done it again
>john carmack wants to make AGI
>a man who famously doesn't understand how to relate to most human beings
pottery
He doesn't rely to brainlets, I'd trust him over emotional plebs.
Once this whole AI hype crashes and burns like crypto did it's going to be very embarrassing for many people in the industry.
the vast majority of people who spun up the hype printers will just walk away and pretend it never happened.
two more weeks
>burns like crypto
wait what
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
CAM AHN FACKAN JAHNNY!!!!!!
>BANG BANG BANG BANG
MAHK SAHM FOOKAN ROOBOTS!!!!
>The stream will be ready when it's ready
onnly normies treat carmack or torvalds as holy people. They are good at 1 IT discipline but tht doesn't mean they are good at everything in IT
>Good Morning Sirs!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G_factor_(psychometrics)
Who categorizes 3d game development as IT? Are you indian?
based and extremely relevant in Carmack's case
Carmack isn't someone you can say is only good at one thing. He hops between disparate complex fields for fun and clearly knows what he is talking about.
WE ARE LIVE
>First off, we are on stolen land-
FRICK MY SHIT UP
problem?
>diversity acknowledgement
the absolute state of western society
LAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT
I can't hear the speaker, I can hear the camera guys chat though
>I can hear the camera guys chat though
That's the most interesting stuff you're going to be getting from this announcement
I guess you're right, but if they let Carmack off the leash for the fireside chat and he deploys the classic Carmack brain firehose, we could learn something interesting about his approach to AI
>if they let Carmack off the leash for the fireside chat and he deploys the classic Carmack brain firehose
The only way to save this nothing burger
"Oh god, we don't have mic audio"
clown shoes
Could they at least buy a working microphone.
yo i cant hear shit
Dried up hack.
Audio fixed now
John talking now. I heard him talk at Quakecon 2013. Still got the autograph.
I was there that year for his Physics of Light and Rendering talk. Got to shake his hand. Super fun.
A couple of A100s on there
So i trained a cluster of H100s to control my house thermostat on there
is carmack the litteral alphacoder ? dude's stacked, is a genius, can write software about anything
I'll bet he could choke out or arm-bar pretty much anyone in that room
I'm not expecting anything exciting, but we'll see.
Any hope will make me feel better than OpenAI ruling over us alongside Google.
Are these guys using a different definition of AGI, or are they actually moronic?
This was the announcement? A press release would have done.
Already taking questions. So it was just "hey this guy is joining Keen, and I think we can get work done."
Damn.
>Oh, there is no media on the phone for questions. Umm-
JUST-
frfr i'm getting second hand embarassment from this conf
>We made this announcement because two great minds like us decided to work together
>No media on the phone
>Two questions
It's Joever.
>Why should the average person care about this?
>Well, to be honest, they shouldn't
kek, I love Carmack's bluntness and honesty
Overall, the event sucked more than I could have imagined but I'm still excited to see what John can accomplish
it's not over yet
>I've got an announcement!
>Its nothing to care about by anyone
Autism is a double-edged butterknife
The girl has a cute voice
wow it's fricking nothing
LOL
Fricking nothing
get a room couple of homos
"WE COULD CHANGE HISTORY. OR NOT"
Black person
OP here. I'm legit fricking sorry, I got trolled as much as you lot.
OK back to Overwatch SFM.
There's still the fireside chat. It'll be awesome.
Yeah, I just thought he had something about progress, not a hiring/university pairing.
I was real bad with sfm and drugs
Dabs, Benadryl and HMVs, days go by so fast.
Nothing major, John has hired Rich Sutton to work with him on AI in his own company, which is also teaming up with a Canadian university. Watch the fireside chat if you want a good nerd-podcast.
Carmack believes that this venture could make him a trillionaire
I truly don't understand how people get addicted to porn, like I jerk off every day usually twice a day but like, it doesnt take some crazy ass fantasy to make me horny
did you guys never have real girlfriends or something?
what a shitshow
>Carmack teaches an AI to program
>Load CarmackAI.exe
>LOAD MORTALKOMBAT2SOURCECODE.ARJ
>CONVERT TO SEGA GENESIS CODE
>COMPILE
>load on flashcart
>arcade perfect MKII on Genesis.
N I P S
I
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very homoerotic
Very disrespectful.
can just one of you fricking say the name of the person please
I can't watch youtube from my current location
RICH SUTTON
>We uhh can't say anything and uhh won't show anything for the next 8 years. Thanks for listening!
They're trolling us right?
They made a live event for something that could have been a tweet
well it's not over yet
No way it’s agi. Why wouldn’t he just become a god if he created that?
listen to him talk about AGI with lex israeliteman and joe rogan
Did anyone notice Rich's hand and movement in general? I hope it's nothing serious.
i think he might learn the bitter lesson before 2030
>Video loading aborted.
>Reason: "UCxxisInVr7upxv1yUhSgdBA" is blacklisted.
LMAO!
Buy an ad you fricking homosexual.
So he poached a DeepMind guy? That's probably not worthy of a big live announcement, but it's interesting in an internal industry drama sense.
Wonder how mad they are.
Listening to one of Richard Sutton's talks since I've never heard of him before this. He's talking about how most people are too concerned about restraining AGI to the goals of humans, and we'd be better off just letting it decide what to do for itself. He seems to align politically with John Carmack(libertarian), and I'm getting heavy materialist vibes(Consciousness is merely an illusion, and humans are basically meat robots with no soul.), which aligns with what I've heard John Carmack say in the past.
They're both not whiny wokies who want to control society from the top down, which is probably who you want to build AGI...
So in other word they're moronic autists
They're not moronic.
Better to have the future designed by autistic libertarians than by identitarian communists. If you disagree, you're the moron here.
Is that the dichotomy you've concocted? Given they're both two different flavors of the same materialist nonsense I wouldn't go calling anyone a moron. Back to Kulkatta with you.
>e-everyone who disagrees with me is indian!
meds
To be fair most likely this is true. As evidenced by this thread. Also you are a moron who thinks AGI is a communist vs libertarian argument and not debate about the nature of consciousness and materialism. No more replies wasted on someone who is this dim.
You belong on a cross
Shut the frick up commie.
Not just a DeepMind guy. Rich is one of the founders of Reinforcement Learning, which idiots at DeepMind and OpenAI don't see the importance of. It's pretty much the only serious approach to AI today.
is reinforcement learning the auto-learn technique used?
Did they forget about the fireside chat?
Maybe they're having trouble starting the fire
they're on sacred land bigot
says 5pm, no? in six minutes
kek
>end of this part now gtfo this room now
cherry on top
'SCUSE ME PARDON ME 'SCUSE ME PARDON ME
xcusmexcusme ouch the audio clips hard
this better get good fast
Carmack is going to start talking and he won't stop. It will be good
this dude can talk FOREVER
I've got a BOT comic from 13 years ago somewhere showing Carmack headlocking a security guard so he can keep answering questions.
still boring, muted and watching my warhammer vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi5QHI3VXzg
I'm also not interested in another history lesson. I thought this was going to be something new
>When I look back at what mattered in the last decade, they all feel like things that I would come up with
BASED Carmack telling it like is
>it doesn't work like our brains
kek, they tried to make them that way in the past, I wonder if he will be successful?
> I want to steer away from anything smacking of a commercial product
Carmack plz! I will pay literal money to play with whatever you're cooking up in your basement.
He has all of the money he could ever want anon.
>washed up hack's passion hobbits
>accidentally make unrealistic fast shadows cuz of a fricky wucky
>Romero had to tell him how to make fun
I can barely force myself to do work of any kind now and im in my 20s. I cant imagine being old and still working actively
tldw. qrd?
John Carmack and Rich Sutton partner to accelerate development of Artificial General Intelligence.
John sniped a big shot in AI to develop AGI. They're taking a different route than the money focused LLM crowd is taking.
thanks m8s. so basically a nothingburger.
It might be important, you never know. These guys are big deals.
I'd be more hyped for someone like Fabrice Bellard. Carmack is a nobody outside of gamedev, and even there he didn't do anything significant for well over a decade.
>clunky shit ffmpeg
meh
arguably, QEMU is a more important project of his. but he developed many, many other cool things. check the wiki, the list goes on and on. a true versatile hacker.
I'm dumb so I dunno what that is. I just know ffmpeg filters me.
>I just know ffmpeg filters me.
Same, I think it filters everyone. I just ask GPT-4 to write ffmpeg command lines I can use, and it's very, very good at it.
>he's nobody
>hack
>KILLED A CAT! - no source
>limited to videogames
>made a single game 40 years ago
>crypto scammer
>only one field of IT expertise
Mods I keep reporting this gay but you seem too busy looking at cheese pizza on /b/
can't handle the truth, huh?
>John Carmack Loves Computer
He is trying to develop sexbot AGI isn't he?