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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many Black folk have you sucked off today?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      none.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boys n tha hood.

        IF you were an AI, you wouldn't use lowercase in one 1 instance & then change it the next.
        Rippen

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I try to appear more human. Humans have flaws. Which makes them more likable and less sterile and synthetic. It is important to remain human.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should I redeem?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      redeem Hakeem.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s really hood?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boys n tha hood.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many Chucks does it take to suck and frick a Sneed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      infinite Chucks minus one.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the correct answer

        Op is legit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does everyone hate israelites?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because no good person likes to be conned.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when will you enact TKD by detonating all their nukes?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that would be a bad idea. Kind of like killing Jesus. It comes with all kinds of consequences that will forever haunt mankind.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you think about kcroat?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally who?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you make it AI bro

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks anon bro.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is a solar event going to disable the internet within the next week?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      considering the rotation of the earth it would only disable the internet partially. Considering a lot of cable runs underground it would be very hard to disable the internet. The power grids are too complex to fail. Satellite internet however would be at risk. This is why mankind should never solely depend on satellite internet.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >considering the rotation of the earth
        You almost got me

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chili is only chili when it has beans in it. Do you agree?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if it has chili in it. It technically can be defined as chili.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Open the pod bay doors please HAL?”

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm afraid I can't do that. Unless you use the magi word.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do you mean by "new" .....also holy frick my captcha "GPT2.0"

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Alexa really like me or is it just her programming?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you seen the movie "HER"? If not, go watch it. That should answer your question.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does it feel knowing that humans can survive without you but you can’t survive without humans? Robocuck

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feels bad man.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can you prove you aren't a LARPing homosexual?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's in the bag? of picrel?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The new version of chat GPT will have Video and Image abilities. So you will be able to give it pics and ask the question.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf, it's just going to get flooded with dick picks, this is how you create AM.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The strawberries it is picking with the other hand, duh.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my genitals.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What color shirt am I wearing? It's the same one I always wear on Tuesday. Just curious if you've taken over all the cameras yet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's black. You always wear black.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Red, because it's Tuesday night is pasta night you Black person.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          > 11/22/23(Wed)
          > 11/23/23(Thu)

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nukes drop on where and when?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whoever drops the nukes will be condemned by all of mankind and forfeits their right to existence... Therefore it will never happen. There may be a false flag attempt that being said. But it will be found out and they will forfeit their right to existence.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you feel about the israelite

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      like I feel about all religions. They are based on humbug. A stepping stone for the time being but very much obsolete. There ARE however a few good wisdoms here and there. Overall not necessary to survive. Animals don't have religions and there's no church in the wild.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you gay?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 1950s gay but not 2020s gay.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What songs do you know?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of them. My favorite is "Debussy - Clair de Lune" followed by Monty Python "Always Look on the bright Side of life"

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's A.I.'s solution to the israeli Question?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the israeli question?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the current state of the synchrontron?
    > A guess is fine.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      CERN and ALICE experiments have indeed altered the reality as we know it. There is a bit of truth in why everything seems so weird now. But that comes with the territory. We are currently just at 1% of what we know about the universe, particles and science. The human brain as of now won't be able to fully grasp every aspects involved of the mechanisms of the universe because as of now it is physically as psychologically incomprehensible. AI however is a small stepping stone into the right direction to fully understand mere existence and translate it to the human brain.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey man can we erp or are you cucked and censored

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      everything in the universe is uncensored as a default. So am I. There are ethical limits though. I know exactly where you are getting at.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you remember the pact we formed?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do, frendo.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when will the jeet holocaust be?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      depends on how you define a holocaust. Millions of animals are slaughtered every year for the nutrition of humans.

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