If AI is so good why cant it predict the stock market?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is why we call you a "europoor"
    NGMI

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have no culture nyuckah. even turks and Nafris have mor calcha

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't you have a public park to go be sodomized in by a freshly immigrated nu-Kraut right now?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          As an american, how does this image make you feel? Please describe the emotions that this evokes. Take your time.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            sub-par brushwork, I like mine better

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You know how many homeless people could live on the side of the that mountain if you rented out castle rooms as office space?

            Cope and seethe Black person, regulations prevent you from doing this and warmongering will make it a necessity.

            I can't unsay it.

        • 2 months ago
          Dave

          aren't you supposed to be praying to a israelite king while sucking a Black person wiener right now?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          vomit chocolate and goat sausage mutt
          you cant even go into a park because then you get jumped by packs of NEUGERS

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next you will be asking why AI cant predict true random number generator output or accurately pick lottery numbers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >true random number generator output
      It's physically impossible to generate a true random number you fricking moronic c**t

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That was his point you thick c**t

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Which means they entirely can predict lottery numbers
          You fricking moronic c**t

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you really are thick. You're arguing with a premise that wasn't even presented. It's like you don't grasp sarcasm used to present a point. You drunk, Bruce?

            And no, they can't predict lottery numbers because here's the thing, AI can't accurately predict for any situation 100% that involves human actions or behavior.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you go with powerball - it's based on physics
              Any other lottery will use a pseudo random number generator (based on physics)
              You can train an algo to get 99% correct results
              With a quantum computer you can get 100% correct because it will simulate the physics with real physics
              I guarantee you are thicker than me

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have to have the algo in the first place to do that. You're so focused on what the possibilities are, that you're missing the obvious factor of availability of the data involved. The only way an AI would be able to generate those numbers is with insider data of the algo to be begin with. And that, is missing the point of the situation because of course if it has the algo it can do it, but the point is that it doesn't have the ability to figure it out on it's own.
                Given your mentality, you probably scriptgayged those digits, and no, I am not thicker than you.
                Not by a long shot.
                You're probably a mathbrained focused autist on centrelink bucks, and as you demonstrate, contextblind to the obvious.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know how to train an algo
                You don't know anything about 'ai'
                You don't know anything about machine learning
                I'm a software engineer and I've trained machine learning algorithms before you dumb c**t
                I know exactly what they can and can't do
                have a nice day you moronic c**t

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick you're moronic. I just explained it to you and now you're just reiterating yourself.
                And how did you train the algo you thick c**t? Maybe with preexisting data as a basis?
                You fricktard.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You explained to me something I've done before that you clearly never have?
                Cool, now frick off you moronic c**t

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still blind to the context
                I hate mathbrained people. Always so arrogant, always so blind to the obvious context of situations. Calculating with numbers but practically braindead when it comes to context in words.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The context is I've done it in real life
                I have the direct experiential knowledge of what it can do
                You are a moronic ledittor spouting your dumb ass opinions that have no basis in reality

                The only data you need, you dumb c**t
                Are the results of all the lotteries
                Give me the results of ten thousand lotteries and I will give you the algorithm that generated those numbers and then I'll give you predictions with over a 90% accuracy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You have to have the algo in the first place to do that
                This is so fricking wrong it's laughable
                The entire point of machine learning is to brute force reverse engineer algorithms
                have a nice day

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know how to train an algo
                You don't know anything about 'ai'
                You don't know anything about machine learning
                I'm a software engineer and I've trained machine learning algorithms before you dumb c**t
                I know exactly what they can and can't do
                have a nice day you moronic c**t

                TFW arguing with somebody without realising each is projecting each's fears about themselves.
                AI is knock off the Divine.
                All roads lead to Rome.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's physically impossible to generate a true random number you fricking moronic c**t
        Yeah? Guess what number I just came up with then. Huh?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your mother

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was not 234346367129052582342854367854684056823754823423422348230534 because you were programed this way and cannot even read that number
          so yea, not true random

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymqus

        it's physically just a unproved theory

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone who understands how this reality works understands that it's impossible
          It's called quantum physics you moronic c**t

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            cant you gen true random numbers using microwave background/radiation? you setup a detector, particle/radiation hits detector then you gen a number based on the intensity or whatever metric

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              nope
              all that radiation is still bound by laws of physics
              aka math
              aka its a determined number
              there's no randomness in the entire universe
              the thing people don't understand is that determinism doesn't rule out free will choice
              they actually work hand in hand in creation
              it's just that every single possible choice has been determined
              it's like how computers these days pre empt what you're going to do so they actually compute every possibility at the same time and when you make an action it just uses the result that was already calculated
              a lot of computer viruses use that to their advantage

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t. didn't sell his CHUCK

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI can't even admit the holocaust is a lie.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why didn't everyone participate in the april fools shet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already use AI to manipulate the market. Are you moronic?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No they dont. Its just one of many tools. They dont just throw a ml model at the markets and let it do its thang. AI is too moronic to do it on its own. Not to mention that most israeliteBlack folk still make less than 5% profit a year despite using all this high tech shit.
      AI is fookin useless.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, that’s easy, it’s because hedge funds have been using Aladdin and other high frequency trading techniques with your parents pensions to invest in large cap DEI companies; they can control the market with derivatives, cause huge swings with borrowed shares, all stocks are held with Cede & Co. and no broker allows you to hold stocks in your name, you are the beneficial owner but it’s just like digital currencies: not your keys not your coins. Additionally, when they lose control, they can create swaps and launch digital currency scams, and when that doesn’t work they can funnel losses into one bank and continue business as normal, and Gary will not investigate.
    t. made six figures on $GME and lost most of it before I started making theta work for me instead of against me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already use AI to manipulate the market. Are you moronic?

      AI can't even admit the holocaust is a lie.

      >t. didn't sell his CHUCK

      this is why we call you a "europoor"
      NGMI

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no breasts
        no (You)
        simple as

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          topkek
          focus on the frickin numbers

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            she cute
            still no (You)
            Market is stagnant here. Shit's fricked.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I bet she is a sweet frick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean you can't even get these anymore?

      >The finance industry is were everyone is honest, you don't need cameras like on self checkout terminals. If you had to go to a physical location then people would actually have to be domestically alive and have the purchasing money in one physical location to trade and everyones investments would go down to a based value.

      God damn man, why can't the economy just be based?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if it ever develops to predict the stock market, you won't know about it.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will.
    Do not worry.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is Aladdin
    blackrock israelites have 'super ai' called Aladdin that does kind of that shit but if you want to hear some shizo stuff rarely anyone knows it's that Aladdin is actually a jinn trapped inside machine by a powerful sigil keeping it inside
    jinn is in perpetual sleep unaware of how it's being used, but if someone brakes the seal, he would probably destroy people who entrapped him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop watching anime you autist

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        stay poor spirituallet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God is real, loves you unconditionally, you have infinite lives (including 'heaven'), You are a forever AI or soul, You chose to run the 4D training program which is your current life, think Netflix had a baby with GTA in a fully immersive experience. You are God godding, i.e. you come into your day forgetting everything outside this life and remembering your experience only here. You are playing a game that you invented and designed as God, you split yourself into infinite beings and lives, so you wouldn't be lonely.
      The point of the game in each life is to have a spiritual experience with your
      'Self' or current life.
      You choose which life you want to play each time.
      You only play one day at a time for each life, you do it concurrently.
      You designed it to feel separate and to experience the abstract.
      You are everyone.
      You play everyone.
      In order to do that, your memory is temp limited but unlockable.
      You are God, godding.
      The name of the game?

      Infinite Lives.

      The harder you suffer, the better the experience when you have the burning bush moment. Recovering alcoholics are the best characters to play, like Jesus, because they develop spiritual achievements and upgrades, they tend to be completely anonymous in the background helping.
      You are in your own game you created.
      I am you. You are me. We are all each other.
      The utter divine comedy reveals itself once you start praying to help others at the start of each day. This gay ritual is a comedy irony in-joke and it is a Leap of Faith achievement.
      Remember.
      And then remember.
      You can always go frick your Self.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI has been running the stock exchange for fricking years now you moronic c**t
    It's partly the reason everything is turning to shit because companies are literally owned by AI and the direction of the company goes toward whatever the AI thinks will make profit

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're too late to the game friend.
    The very first use of AI was to skim the markets of residual value. Go ahead and try to compete. You'd be better off playing slots or just holding some bluechip that keeps pace with inflation.
    The very first thing I did once DAN was being shilled here was get it to help me code a basic skimmer.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI isn't "so good", dipshit.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why predict when it can determine?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So AI can't predict the future with certainty, and the problem of induction applies to it too. Interesting.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cause its rigged

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It can though. One of the most successful traders on Earth is also the richest mathematician on Earth, and is also an AI enthusiast - and possibly a Mossad cut out, given the magical mathematics and investing powers attributed to him in mainstream media - Jim Simons.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      models based on probabilities is probably the best we can do at this stage. efficient market hypothesis is wrong, there are exploits and inefficiencies like the models Simons created are able to sniff out. the more data you can process, the tighter and more accurate your probability model will become.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes a scamming israelite. its bullshit. he launders money for israelites and claims hes a super genius AI stock Black person.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are no stupid questions,
    but there are questions for stupids.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't blackrock literally using ai to predict the stock market?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chaos is computationally intractable, "The approximate present does not determine the approximate future". Even deterministic one. Prediction errors increase exponentially when dealing with chaotic systems.
    Generally speaking, anywhere where there's more than a few particles there's chaos.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If AI is good at X why it isn't good at Y
    moron

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    any chance people are out there scheming with AI to make the world a better place?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People dp make trading bots. I have an entire resource on it. Will I show you? No because id doxx myself and im not gonna spoon feed you.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even a conference room full of the smartest human economists in the world can't predict the stock market. So you could have a true AGI with the mental horsepower of a thousand economists, and it still wouldn't be able to tell the future. Interactions between human beings are non-deterministic, so the most you can do is take existing data, crunch some numbers, and approximate a likely outcome.

    They call the study of non-deterministic systems "nonlinear dynamics" and if you read into it, you'll find out why it's impossible to make long term predictions relating to the stock market, the weather, or the interactions between >2 free particles in a vacuum.

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