That's a small pizza, you can tell by the ratio of the box's width to the height of the sides.
Even a smol child can eat a smol pizza, come back when you've cleaned out an xtra-large in one sitting, lady.
fuck the AI, do some genetic-bio-tech wizardry and make a biological 1:1 clone of yourself, or a dozen for that matter. who needs AI when you can have a loyal clone cult following your every command?
it's fairly clearly implied that she's an emotional eater (and binger). so no, it's not just one pizza, it's a pizza every other day, a pizza today because her fling said she was putting on weight, a pizza tomorrow because she stubbed a toe
That's not how it works. I can almost guarantee his comment had nothing to do with the equation. Hell, there's a chance Brian doesn't even exist.
She went home, ate a whole pizza like she probably does at least once a week, felt guilty about it (all fatties are very aware when they eat shit) and posted this on Reddit for (You)s as a coping mechanism to avoid any amount of accountability.
When you're fat and a stress-eater, you find any minimal excuse to shove goyslop down your hole: >"I cleaned my room so I'm ordering takeout, I deserve it" >"Walked to and back from the store, I'm exhausted. Time for a snack." >"Had a bad sleep so I'm drinking soda for the energy boost"
t. fatty
This. I was not very fat, but a mood eater and when I took away that I had to develop new ways to cope and handle bad periods. It was and still is hard as fuck.
>When you're fat and a stress-eater, you find any minimal excuse to shove goyslop down your hole
Do I? I know I'm fucking myself up with this and not looking for any excuses. I'm not exactly fat yet though but getting there.
Good post. Coping with food is a nightmare for people to deal with because unlike drugs or alcohol, you still need to eat. Keep up the good fight anons, and drink plenty of water.
>durr what are pesticides? what are artificial preservatives? what are antibiotics? what are anti nutrients? what are seed oils?
Cheese is not healthy. Vegetables are not healthy. Bread is not healthy. At least 95% of the time.
>be retarded genes that can't process food to energy efficiently >or be having retarded gut which cannot digest stuff (like a bulldog that keeps shitting and eating all day long but never grow)
That's a small pizza, you can tell by the ratio of the box's width to the height of the sides.
Even a smol child can eat a smol pizza, come back when you've cleaned out an xtra-large in one sitting, lady.
last night for dinner i ate >a sandwich (buffalo chicken) >cheesy bread with jalapenos and bacon >medium pizza >party size bag of chips (sour cream & onion) >washed down with a gallon of whole milk
I weigh 340lbs. AMA
what are you talking about.. a 12 inch / 30cm pizza is just a meal for one person. doesn't even matter what country you're from. also i'm from the netherlands, no amerimutt nor fat.
>I'm sure she will be happily married one day
Unironically because there's a long line of beta providers waiting for her to settle down. God society would be in a better place if men stopped being pathetic and refused to settle for scraps.
It's remarkable how quickly incels go from brotherhood and camaraderie to "fuck you i've got mine" as soon as a hamplanet who's been ridden more than a rental car settles down with them.
That's a small pizza, you can tell by the ratio of the box's width to the height of the sides.
Even a smol child can eat a smol pizza, come back when you've cleaned out an xtra-large in one sitting, lady.
how the fuck is that small?
t. yuropoor
Judging by the grease it's probably a pan/chicago style 10" or 12". Easily 4000 calories the whole thing.
I'm a fucking 138 pound skeleton and can eat a medium pizza by myself in 20-30 minutes. It's not that fucking hard.
>20-30 minutes
you are smalltime
I always finish things in 20-30 minutes. Allows me to not feel like complete shit afterwards.
>138 pounds
fucking lardass
I'm 110 and I'm still fat
post height
Are you a 1 feet tall duende dude?
I am sorry, I will have to disagree, based on the size of the standard olive.
That looks like at least a 12 inch to me, that's not small.
Regardless, a girl should be eating like a slice at most.
fuck the AI, do some genetic-bio-tech wizardry and make a biological 1:1 clone of yourself, or a dozen for that matter. who needs AI when you can have a loyal clone cult following your every command?
>have to feed him
dropped
I don't want something impossible I just want to see what the most advanced chatbot clone you can make is.
Why should any of your clones obey you and not think he should be the one in charge?
I wouldnt listen to myself
My clones would call me a gay and tell me to fuck off
Do you mindlessly follow commands from others?
>clone yourself
>want to be supreme leader of your cult with AI as your minions
>your clones has the same thought
>???
>destroys own body to spite some random hookup
woman logic
Wouldn't mind eating a pizza myself
You're not going to destroy your body with a single pizza
>a single pizza
>implying
It's fairly clearly put that they ate this particular pizza to spite the guy
it's fairly clearly implied that she's an emotional eater (and binger). so no, it's not just one pizza, it's a pizza every other day, a pizza today because her fling said she was putting on weight, a pizza tomorrow because she stubbed a toe
That's not how it works. I can almost guarantee his comment had nothing to do with the equation. Hell, there's a chance Brian doesn't even exist.
She went home, ate a whole pizza like she probably does at least once a week, felt guilty about it (all fatties are very aware when they eat shit) and posted this on Reddit for (You)s as a coping mechanism to avoid any amount of accountability.
When you're fat and a stress-eater, you find any minimal excuse to shove goyslop down your hole:
>"I cleaned my room so I'm ordering takeout, I deserve it"
>"Walked to and back from the store, I'm exhausted. Time for a snack."
>"Had a bad sleep so I'm drinking soda for the energy boost"
t. fatty
>"Had a bad sleep so I'm drinking soda for the energy boost"
lol. lmao even
It really does work like that, and bad sleep is a risk factor for getting overweight.
Fuck you caught me
>did cardio, so it justifies mcds hash brown and iced coffee goy slop
This. I was not very fat, but a mood eater and when I took away that I had to develop new ways to cope and handle bad periods. It was and still is hard as fuck.
>When you're fat and a stress-eater, you find any minimal excuse to shove goyslop down your hole
Do I? I know I'm fucking myself up with this and not looking for any excuses. I'm not exactly fat yet though but getting there.
Good post. Coping with food is a nightmare for people to deal with because unlike drugs or alcohol, you still need to eat. Keep up the good fight anons, and drink plenty of water.
>cheese, vegetables, bread
healthy
>put them together and make a pizza
you're destroying you're body
>What are calories
>durr what are pesticides? what are artificial preservatives? what are antibiotics? what are anti nutrients? what are seed oils?
Cheese is not healthy. Vegetables are not healthy. Bread is not healthy. At least 95% of the time.
it's at least 90% bread and cheese. white flour is not healthy and cheese is only "healthy" in small portions.
Ha
Fat whore
how can you eat a whole pizza?
i eat two slice and i am already full for the whole day
Are you the size of a cat?
two whole slices?
Are you a very small asian woman or something?
manlet detected
be a depressed, angry woman
she left out the part where she cried
Hello Mr. Skellington
Not even women I know eat just two slices.
i do that as well but i'm around 5'2" and 100 pounds unfortunately
>be retarded genes that can't process food to energy efficiently
>or be having retarded gut which cannot digest stuff (like a bulldog that keeps shitting and eating all day long but never grow)
last night for dinner i ate
>a sandwich (buffalo chicken)
>cheesy bread with jalapenos and bacon
>medium pizza
>party size bag of chips (sour cream & onion)
>washed down with a gallon of whole milk
I weigh 340lbs. AMA
lardass.
Get your dog out of my face.
What stage of your transition are you in and how many packages do you have installed on your arch linux machine?
I'm a cis male with a cis girlfriend (who is skinny). I would never chud out.
Yes
PUSSY
sounds architect approved
kek this is little donny tier, but she did it for real.
women are repulsive
an entire fucking pizza.. so.. a normal 1 person portion? i don't get it
Maybe if you're an amerimutt goblin...
A normal person should be able to eat a 12" pizza easily, unless you are starving europoor
what are you talking about.. a 12 inch / 30cm pizza is just a meal for one person. doesn't even matter what country you're from. also i'm from the netherlands, no amerimutt nor fat.
If anything, American pizzas should be harder to eat by yourself. They've got like twice the mass of a normal pizza.
This is a small pizza. Look at the height of the sides of the box.
10/10
>15.2k updoots
>tons of awards
YAAASS GIRL YOU SHOW THAT MISOGYNISTIC PATRIARCHAL PIG!!
Jokes on her, he wants a qt3.14 chubby gf with a soft belly
That sure showed him.
But seriously though, I'm fat and still can't finish a whole pizza in one sitting, yet she's a girl and can manage, good lord.
Women have fucking crazy appetites
> a slut
> a fatso
> rude
what a charming young lady, I'm sure she will be happily married one day
>I'm sure she will be happily married one day
Unironically because there's a long line of beta providers waiting for her to settle down. God society would be in a better place if men stopped being pathetic and refused to settle for scraps.
It's remarkable how quickly incels go from brotherhood and camaraderie to "fuck you i've got mine" as soon as a hamplanet who's been ridden more than a rental car settles down with them.
Pizza and Italian food is for peasants.
I enjoy how much crossover there is now.
Gone are the days of BOT and /cgl/. We BOTg/ bros
go to /lmg/ or the chatbot general
Go to /aicg/ and /lmg/ and the one ai thread on /vg/ and get to reading their OPs
You'll create yourself in no time
Please upload yourself when done though as I'll want to talk to ai you aswell and give you headpats and chicken tendies and mac and cheese.
>twochromossomes
Huh?