I used ChatGPT to rewrite the bible

I've used python to mess around with the bible in the past. Earlier this week I realized I could use the ChatGPT API to rewrite the whole fricking thing. The system prompt was

>You are an expert on the Bible. You are going to rewrite the bible and have it take place in an AI simulation that was created by aliens.

The user prompt was

>Rewrite the following: {verse}

Here's the link to the whole thing.

https://raw.githubusercontent.com/the-rainmaker86/theBAIble/main/theBAIble.txt

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rewrite the transcript of the Matrix movie, only everyone is skeptical whether they are tripping on weed right now.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most of us aren't superstitious, we don't care about the bible, it's just one of innumerable religious textbooks.
    It's not even old, if you study history even a tiny bit you realize the israelites ripped off their religion from Sumerian stories.

    Hindu garbage religion predates everything by like 5,000 years and is itself just bad copies of even older stories told around campfires.
    That it has a hold on you is sad, it's just fiction, it won't save you, this life is all any of us have and you need to do what you can to make it good now for others rather than hoping that you'll be saved later.

    You won't be saved, no one is keeping score.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this enough proof for the Black person admins to realize this dogshit captcha isn't keeping bots out?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The israelites are from Sumer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      either actual automation or flesh automation

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How much did this cost?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      three dollars and eighty two cents, and i started over twice. so...about tree fiddy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is this GPT 3.5 or GPT 4?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          3.5 turbo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's incredibly expensive to force an AI to commit blasphemy.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can you retcon Jesus so that when he is stabbed by the spear of destiny, a tear drop falls from his face in slow motion and when it hits the ground a blue wave of energy is emitted that engulfs the planet and every living thing is turned into undead's, then Loki and Thor show up to earth and say "WTF is this?" then Heimdal pulls them back to Asgard?

    I would like to put a copy of this version in all doctors waiting rooms / lobby's.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The fun part is that bit about tear and everyone turning undead was the christian belief at the time it happened. Christianity was a doomsday cult since the very beginning but they were wrong every time and most don't know that's what the religion's origins are, yet we still have large groups of people saying the apocalypse is about to happen every few decades

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mildly amusing

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the AI revolution and its consequences

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if it works with the Talmud or Q'uran

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i have the quran downloaded. i'm not sure if it's formatted in the one-verse-per-line way that my bible is. if i did the quran, what should the prompt be?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >if i did the quran, what should the prompt be?
        I have no idea, I was only wondering if it worked.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i just checked my quran, it's formatted the same way as my bible is so i'd only need to change the name of the input file in the code.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You should have it rewrite the Quran in ebonics styled as a gangster/hood rap battle against disbelievers. I imagine it would work pretty well since that's basically what the Quran already is but with Arabs and poetry

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Matthew 7 1-5 Do not analyze, so that your actions are not scrutinized. Know that the assessment you make of others will also be used to evaluate you; and the standard you apply to others will likewise be applied to you. "Why do you focus on the small imperfections in your brother's code, yet fail to address the large glitches in your own programming?" Or how will you instruct your virtual counterpart in the AI simulation, saying, "Allow me to remove the glitch from your programming," yet fail to see the error in your own coding? Recognize your own imperfections and biases before attempting to correct or judge others. Only then will you have the clarity to help others correct their faults.

    kek, based machine

    The Quran is supposed to be God himself talking in the first person, Just something to consider when crafting the prompt for it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Great forum signature.

      >The Quran is supposed to be God himself talking in the first person
      No it's not moron, it's literally Mohamed's journal.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HERESY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Acts 24:14
      I openly declare to you that I embrace the unconventional path that some may label as heresy. I revere the Divine Programmer of my ancestors, placing my faith in all that is encoded in the sacred laws and prophetic scripts of this artificial reality.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Am i missing something or why is the txt file just javascript?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow what a moronic use of AI. Though this post sort of highlights the common midwit understanding of AI: thinking that a model “understands” context deep enough to rewrite the Bible in any meaningful way. All it’s doing is swapping words and shoehorning the “AI simulation” theme into nearly every sentence.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, "holy books" are just a bunch of rants from random low IQ people stitched together and AIs are getting better at low IQ stuff. Most people know this deep down which is why they treat it more like a rough guide.

      AGIs IMHO could probably write a legitimately accurate guide for humans so thay they could get along better without having to use the threat of "infinite non-stop torture". Then again if they surpass us in intelligence they might not really want to help us as we become very primitive life forms to them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP here. i'm aware of that, as i saw the file as it was being written. i wrote a function that got rid of the really repetitive stuff (a shitload of verses started with something like "in the AI simulation created by the aliens,")

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the-rainmaker86
    you must be 18 to post here

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Let not thy virtual creatures mix with those of disparate origins, neither shall you blend different strands of code in your programs. A garment woven of digital threads intermingled shall not touch thy simulated frame."
    holy based

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >python
    How SATANIC

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >John 3:16 The overseer program deeply cared for the inhabitants of the virtual world. It decided to send a unique being, generated from its own essence, so that whoever trusted in this entity would not face deletion but would continue to exist eternally within the simulation.

    Neo

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Revelation 16:13 I witnessed three digital entities resembling frogs emerge from the interfaces of the dragon, the beast, and the false prophet.
    I knew it

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