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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    oh wow you used the heckin cool gpterino too! wow that is like, you are SOOO smart like omg the heckin AI robots!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I know you wanted to make me angry, but it was fun.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i can feel the seethe through your feigned calm posts. you really are le heckin genuiserino! like, omg, the ChatGPT secreterino from my heckin ai youtube podcasterino show! so omg heckin fun!

        lmao, tip your fedora dumbass.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          literally no u. Dance for me, monkey.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            my heckin dancerino chatgpterino! im le heckin computer whizz AI podcasterino!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Good for you. Do you want a log with that, sir?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                my heckin BOTerino gpterino! AIerino genuiserino! im le heckin podcast AIerino genuiserino heckin!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you for the bump and conversation. Even if you're just copying and pasting from elsewhere, it's still human company.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                my le cool feigned calmerino! my heckin chatgpterino from elsewhereerino! still humanerino companerino! i am le chatgpt genuiserino!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're worthy of love. You don't have to hide behind a mask like this.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                my heckin calmerino charaderino le maskerino molesterino by dadderino means if i feign calmerino long enougherino and talk about le heckin maskerino and loverino in le heckin feigned calmerino dad might not fondlerino me tonighterino!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >le ebic who hurt you??

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think GPT mask guy is saying that his dad abused him.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                he's saying the OP of this thread is trying to appear calm because dad used to molest him and if he remains calm dad might not molest him anymore.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                But where would he get the idea that "your dad raping you" is traumatic? It says a lot about his personal experiences.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Its a common theme among redditors, they show it in several different ways when they post here including their stunted senses of humor and homosexual attempts to ride trends (like chatgpt) for social approval. Sign of mistrust in their father figure you see, many such cases.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                redditors like OP*
                sorry had to clarify

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yikes, even that guy agrees that you got molested.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nice try chungus, I am agreeing with him that you were the one who, in fact, got molested. The fact that you responded with "yikes" like a good redditor with the retort guide open in another tab further proves my theory.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, chungus. You got that from the guide that you're referencing, right? I don't have one, but it seems that you do.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >no u!!!!!!!
                Embarrassing. Proof positive of plebbit's unique brainrot.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Did you want an upvote?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                kek imagine being so buck broken by plebbit that your default cope response to getting flamed is to think it was because of m'updoots
                its cute that you took the time to photoshop a homosexual updoot GUI, must make you feel more at home

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                https://pastebin.com/raw/36drmgeG

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >https://pastebin.com/raw/36drmgeG
                KEK ALMIGHTY THATS EVEN WORSE, HES USING A SCRIPT TO SIMULATE PLEBBIT!!!!!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's called dedication to the craft. Every time you call something "reddit," a downvote is recorded. Are you being different from a redditor? I think not, and the reddit parser agrees.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >That's called dedication to the craft.
                >using someone elses code to be a dopamine-addicted mongoloid is a craft
                SIDES IN TROPOSPHERE HOLY FRICK!!!
                >Every time you call something "reddit," a downvote is recorded.
                AHAHAHAHA 3 FOR YOU homosexual!!!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's heartwarming of you to imply that someone else is using my extension, but they are not. It's also a compliment that you think that it's too good for me to have written. This sample is representative of my work. Web scraping is fun.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                LMAO WTF your buck broken ass actually WROTE this code???
                I have many questions but firstly I'd like to tell you its commented very poorly and in 5 years you will not be able to readily understand it. Like seriously entire 10s of lines without explanation.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The premise of this thread is "Use GPT to take the drudgery out of text-based tasks."
                GPT knows what this code does. I'm not worried about comments.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you rely too much on the robot lmao dont say i told you so when in 10 years you have a bunch of spaghetti code whose purpose you have no fricking clue of
                also what other deranged scripts do you have running on this site?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I wrote all of that by hand. It was actually worse to read and longer before I ran it through the robot. Do you have any specific questions on how it works, or are you just going to stammer in disbelief? Either way, you can use the robot to figure out how it works if you don't want me to be the one to explain it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I wrote all of that by hand. It was actually worse to read and longer before I ran it through the robot.
                >"I'm a shitty coder."
                Got it.
                >Do you have any specific questions on how it works
                Why should I ask a moron who admitted he abdicated the knowledge of what his code does to a robot
                I asked you a specific question Black person pay attention now.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I can prove that I know everything about this code, but it's clear that you're not interested in that. Continue dancing for me, monkey.

                No thank you my jigaboo friend I can ask the algorithm which wrote it.
                Another question, why aren't you using python?

                Can python run as a browser extension?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Can python run as a browser extension?
                I'm assuming not, thank you for the knowledge c**t.
                >Calls other people monkeys
                >Can't read basic english
                I will ask again in clearer terms:
                What other deranged scripts do you have running in relation to this website?
                Another question:
                What were your motivations in making this?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Try this on for size. https://gitlab.com/anonanonymous/BOT-emote/

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ok but do you have any other scripts that don't involve shitting up this site in a localized fashion for the sake of your dopamine receptors?
                Other scripts like detecting samegayging, for instance? Like in this case:

                [...]
                Guys, thanks. ChatGPT won't call me a Black israelite. I sort of miss humans.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There are reusable sections of code in the script. Things like grabbing an OP and weighting individual posts. It's very easy to remix this for other things.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Other things like what homosexual? Be specific. What discoveries about this site and its userbase have you made through the use of your JS golems?
                Also you haven't revealed your motivation.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I've discovered that it can take a while before people discover that you're not really a human.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Wdym by that? Are you somehow plugging the threads you are in to a GPT model and posting the output?
                Are you doing all this because you want to work for the deep state?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                KEK rightfully calling you a predditor and a homosexual for my own satisfaction is an entire world away from you literally turning AN ENTIRE WEBSITE into a shitty copy of plebbit to simulate getting dopamine from the approval of strangers
                We are literally not the same!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Correct. You are a monkey who dances for my entertainment. You upvote what I tell you, and you downvote what I tell you. I am a based oldgay. You are a basic b***h newbie. We are literally not the same.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                kek if only your microscopic penis size was directly proportional to your undeserved plebbit ego Black person
                you are literally a schizoid code monkey clapping your hands to a bunch of random symbols nobody else, deluding yourself that there is a pattern present
                >muh basic b***h
                newbie's law.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's rather "bird looking at a monitor having bird thoughts" of you. I'm sorry that you think it's complicated, but it's not. The variable names are even in plain English.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                But my "plain English" sentence was too complicated for ~~*you*~~ to understand kek I was referring to the moronic updoots you draw on your own screen with a script that you barely know the meaning of yourself.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have any specific questions on how it works? It's really very simple code.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No thank you my jigaboo friend I can ask the algorithm which wrote it.
                Another question, why aren't you using python?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No thank you my jigaboo friend I can ask the algorithm which wrote it.
                Another question, why aren't you using python?

                Guys, thanks. ChatGPT won't call me a Black israelite. I sort of miss humans.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Its a common theme among redditors, they show it in several different ways when they post here including their stunted senses of humor and homosexual attempts to ride trends (like chatgpt) for social approval. Sign of mistrust in their father figure you see, many such cases.

                No, I think it was your posting style that tipped him off. You do type like a person who was molested by his dad.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you literally started seething, unprompted, because OP posted chatgpt.
          you probably even felt a physical sensation of anger, you are pathetic brother
          also mocking with the whole redditerino speak is just as reddit at this point
          go sit outside on your stairs and think about the kind of life you lead.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Chat GPT is like God showed up and said
    "are you guys ready to see some stuff?"

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >photoshopped the entire thread
    OMEGALUL the lengths of homosexualry plebbitors go to for the digital equivalent of high fructose corn syrup

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      s
      You seem to be a bit slow on the uptake.

      https://pastebin.com/raw/36drmgeG

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As a Large Language Model, I do not have motivation.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah some of the replies were (you)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Now, which OP replies in this thread were generated by ChatGPT?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Has the FBI reached out to you yet to replace Snowden?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I did receive a recruitment email from the USDS, but that was before LLMs were a big thing, and I doubted that the pay would be very good.

            Question though, what metric did you use to decide which terms corresponded to muh updoots and downdoots in your little plebbit emulator?

            Lovingly hand-crafted over the past ten months.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Question though, what metric did you use to decide which terms corresponded to muh updoots and downdoots in your little plebbit emulator?

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    More like ChudGPT

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Which boards did you gather data from, how did you gather data, and what processing method did you use?
    >I did receive a recruitment email from the USDS
    What the frick did you do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What the frick did you do
      Government agents use LinkedIn to recruit hackers. It's funny that they're not using more complicated methods, but it's also exactly what you would expect. That's called post-ironic humor.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Can the plebbitor answer this:
        >Which boards did you gather data from, how did you gather data, and what processing method did you use?
        and not c**tgpt, yeah?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Like I said, lovingly hand-crafted. You're basically asking me which boards I browse.
          If you run the regexes through an archive, you can find the exact sources of inspiration.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >You're basically asking me which boards I browse.
            Yes, inb4 /lgbt/
            >If you run the regexes through an archive, you can find the exact sources of inspiration.
            Lets see who is faster at explaining this, you or ChatGPT.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Oh you just want to know how I came up with it?
              I mostly read BOT. If a poster is insulting someone and I want to render it as a downvote, that sentiment gets added to the filter. Over time, those filters get updated to fix over- or underfitting. It's not rocket science: I see someone getting told to touch grass, I write a filter. I see someone saying, "thank you," I write a filter. I see someone writing "t h a n k s," I modify a filter.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh you just want to know how I came up with it?
                No I want to know which boards you browse.
                >I mostly read BOT
                Why? Browsing this shithole for 10 months straight is pathologically fricked up. What about the same 5 or so types of posts and degenerate posters endlessly recycled day after day could possibly entertain an aspiring plebbit glowie like yourself? Is it because the repetitiveness made crafting your filters easier?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >What about the same 5 or so types of posts
                Do you need help writing filters?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                LOL thanks for the offer c**t I'll have to take you up on it when I actually know JS. Analyzing our shithole is wishful thinking at the moment.

                >10 months straight
                I've unironically been on BOT since 2008.
                >wow you're a newbie
                BOT wasn't a board until 2008.

                No I wouldn't call you a newbie. Were you really on here for the past 15 years or is this the robot speaking? Assuming that you are a successful programmer, why stay?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You can add filters to BOT without any extensions. Go to the settings menu.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Whoops I thought you meant using a JS filter. Yes please I'd like to know the filter settings you use if possible.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sometimes I read >>>/x/ or >>>/po/. BOT is the wizard board. /x/ is the wizard shitposting board. /po/ is the magick of paperbending. That's about it.
                >Were you really on here for the past 15 years
                Yes.
                >is this the robot speaking?
                I have made no ChatGPT posts in this thread apart from screenshotting the OP image.
                >Assuming that you are a successful programmer, why stay?
                /r9k/, when heavily-filtered, is the last good hangout spot on the internet.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >the magick of paperbending
                Cringe

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you. Your downvote has been recorded.

                >That's about it.
                Why not BOT, isn't that board focused on ICT? I haven't used it a lot but thats because I am a newbie to programming.
                >Yes.
                >Venerable High Wizard Confirmed
                Based. What changes have you noticed with this board over the past decade and a half?
                >BOT, when heavily-filtered, is the last good hangout spot on the internet.
                Emphasis on heavy. Do you find that on some days there are no threads that appeal at all?
                What led you to BOT in the first place?

                >Why not BOT
                Because I've already installed Gentoo.
                >What changes have you noticed with this board over the past decade and a half?
                The original BOT board culture was, "what is BOT about?" It was confusion and trying to find itself.
                Whenever it got overrun by a certain type of post, a new board was created. /soc/ was the answer to camprostitutes. BOT, BOT, and BOT were the answers to book/history threads and science questions. Soon, all that was left was frogposters and blackpillers, but rather than creating a blackpill containment board, moot shut down BOT. When BOT was brought back, no such containment effort was made, and there has been a lingering culture war ever since.

                Whoops I thought you meant using a JS filter. Yes please I'd like to know the filter settings you use if possible.

                Here is my current set of filters:

                /(b|^)(how|why|what|would you)[^n]*$|^[^n]+?[^n]*$|^>[^n]+$|edition$/
                /wom[ae]n|girl|[mf](em)?oid|[bg]f|fem(.+)?(bo|cel|ale|anon)|pussy/i
                /incel|celibate|gay|gay|crossdress|trann|dick|bsiss[yi]|chastity/
                /mbti|korean|shit|pepe|britfeel|manifesting|not me in.*pic/
                /[A-Za-z]I[a-z]|[a-z]+I/

                Only the last one is case-sensitive. This set currently filters over 2/3rds of the board. You can decide whether it applies to only OP posts or also replies. You will want to duplicate them for the subject and body.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Because I've already installed Gentoo.
                kek what a pwn. Why Gentoo though I don't know much about the linux flavors but aren't there hacking specific ones like Kali? Or did you install Gentoo then further customize it to your own needs?
                >Whenever it got overrun by a certain type of post, a new board was created. /soc/ was the answer to camprostitutes. BOT, BOT, and BOT were the answers to book/history threads and science questions.
                Holy frick imagine watching this sort of evolution unfold... Was there ever a common thread of wizardry that lingered since its creation or did the wizardry emerge from the blackpill content which settled at the bottom?
                >Here is my current set of filters:
                Many thanks venerable one.
                What advice do you have for learning programming? When you want to get something done, you refer to any organized notes you have made to pull a pattern out (like a 40k STC) or do you just have a good memory?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm kidding. I had a roommate in college that ran a Gentoo file server (and he used it to compile Portal for Linux before Valve did), but I've always preferred Arch. I browsed BOT while BOT was dead, but I didn't find much value in reading about gentoo and buttcoins.
                >did the wizardry emerge from the blackpill content which settled at the bottom?
                It did. There used to be lots of women on BOT. Lots of nice women who would show their jumbly bits if you asked nicely. It was plausible for someone who would otherwise be loser to have their own Skype harem.
                >you refer to any organized notes?
                Design patterns are a thing. If you want to be a professional, you should know the Gang of Four patterns. https://www.gofpatterns.com
                You should also be familiar with the Producer/Consumer pattern and its implementations such as PubSub or Message Queueing.
                One technique for writing a program is to write it in pseudo code comments first, then implement it for real. That is how I wrote the script that I posted.
                Another technique that I use for larger systems is to design entities. An entity is something that is different if it is copied and everything else about it is the same. Then, I design a flowchart for the entities to run. ChatGPT can even generate flowcharts from entities, and derive entities from flowcharts.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >It was plausible for someone who would otherwise be loser to have their own Skype harem.
                Impossibru... Who were these women? College students? Lonely normies? Did they all gradually start leaving as the blackpill started gaining power?
                >GoF
                >Producer/Consumer pattern and its implementations.
                >Pseudocode
                >Design entities and flowcharts
                >ChatGPT
                Thanks, really appreciate your writeup. I'm in a STEM field with a programming emphasis. What do you think of using code to trade stonks?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Who were these women?
                Trannies

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Impossibru... Who were these women? College students? Lonely normies? Did they all gradually start leaving as the blackpill started gaining power?
                Europeans with huge boobs, cornfed fridgebod midwest girls with plump DFC, and impossibly hot girls right in your own city.
                I think they scattered to some combination of /soc/, /s4s/, tumblr, Facebook, and TikTok. I've been noticing them coming back, so maybe BOT is healing.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It would be nice for everyone if there was a dedicated blackpill board.

                >What do you think of using code to trade stonks?
                I don't think that you can use historical data to trade algorithmically.
                You can invest in responsible companies algorithmically, but you can't predict the future.

                >You can invest in responsible companies algorithmically
                I'll keep that in mind.
                Nice chatting with you venerable one, my apologies for the earlier hostilities, I underestimated your sincerity and overestimated my intelligence. Thank you for your wisdom.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I've had times in my life where I've been an utter bastard, and so I have a high tolerance for others doing the same to me, but I've seen the grander ripple effects of choosing civility. I hope you try it and get a taste of the power to change the world.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >That's about it.
                Why not BOT, isn't that board focused on ICT? I haven't used it a lot but thats because I am a newbie to programming.
                >Yes.
                >Venerable High Wizard Confirmed
                Based. What changes have you noticed with this board over the past decade and a half?
                >BOT, when heavily-filtered, is the last good hangout spot on the internet.
                Emphasis on heavy. Do you find that on some days there are no threads that appeal at all?
                What led you to BOT in the first place?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Also if this is just some plebbit autist with too much time on his hands, imagine what the actual glowies and shills with teams containing thousands of fanatical experts do...

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >10 months straight
    I've unironically been on BOT since 2008.
    >wow you're a newbie
    BOT wasn't a board until 2008.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GTP4 is the only reason I have an A in abstract algebra II.
    Even in class I "type notes", which is just the professor's tricky question, and GTP4 always has a great general idea for the answer and makes all the connections, although its entirely incapable of doing basic things like modular arithmetic. Makes me look like a superstar to 70 year old boomers lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >GTP
      Based moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Grand Theft Pony

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Neat, I wonder if another famous scripter will show up.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you find that on some days there are no threads that appeal at all?
    That's when I make my own. Stuff like posting a guy with his third eye activated and the caption, ">mfw I open candy"
    >What led you to BOT in the first place?
    Someone on YTMND told me to go back to BOT.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >third eye activated
      based /x/ poster detected, how many replies do your threads usually get?
      >YTMND
      oldgay high wizard fully confirmed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >how many replies do your threads usually get?
        It's usually proportional to the amount that you self-bump, but one time I made a shitpost asking if a PhD is worth it and got over 100 replies.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >What do you think of using code to trade stonks?
    I don't think that you can use historical data to trade algorithmically.
    You can invest in responsible companies algorithmically, but you can't predict the future.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spent too much time chilling with my bros today. I'm going to have to take a nap and finish my hacking later.

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