"Get a Tesla if you want to learn about AI trying to kill you, says Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak"
Is he just being snarky or is he serious? I can't afford a Tesla but maybe someday
what's the point of being super rich if your wife is fat and ugly?
I just don't get it why go through all the trouble for nothing?
one day you will discover the importance of looksmatching
Not before I discover the importance of the rope
Ugly wife is less trouble though, are you suggesting to die alone as an alternative or you think that a 22 year old gold digger would be less problems?
How can you even have sex with someone you aren't attracted to.
>Ugly wife is less trouble though
Bullshit they're all trouble and they're all bitches. So you might as well be with one who's easy on the eyes. My wife is a smoke show and that's what makes dealing with a woman tolerable. Some of my friends married fat ugly woman who are bitches like all other women and I don't know how they don't kill themselves.
Woz could easily find a hot wife who loves him and is an intelligent conversationalist etc. But he's a fat nerd with no self confidence. Simple as.
>My wife is a smoke show
yes, as in she doesn't exist
I married a good looking broad. Nothing but fuckin trouble.
Since you clearly don't give a single shit about anything meaningful like loyalty or love, maybe you'll understand that the only reason a beautiful woman would marry a guy who looks like Wozniak would be to get his money from him. You're begging for divorce rape.
Meaningful to me*
Getting a hot girl with a lot of money is fairly easy. Finding a good wife at any income level is near impossible. He found a good wife.
>has a Wikipedia page and books written about him
So... what exactly is the problem here?
Shes thinner than him. LMAO
Woz hasn't been relevant since the early 80s. He has done nothing with his life since then.
The guy hasn't been relevant for 40+ years in technology. His claim to fame is hitching a ride on Job's success, without which, he would have been a lowly wageslave to HP.
Having good looks is a plus but there's a difference between finding a whore for one night and finding a partner that's with you for the rest of your life. If you don't find someone who is your intellectual equal and shares your world view you'll start hating each other in weeks. Also if you only find one after you're already rich then there's a 99% chance she's a gold digger who would leave you in a heartbeat if something happened to your money. If you meet her when you're poor you can tell she's not with you just for the money. Bill Gates was the richest man in the world for a while and he still stayed with his wife he met in 1987.
he might be referring to the motorcyclists who got killed by Tesla's self-driving shit at night because a motorcycle's single rear brake light is apparently indistinguishable from a far away pair of car brake lights to the algorithm
source for my claims for the citationcels:
I think that is bullshit. the tablet has a little display showing everything around you as you are driving and I can see motorcyclists on it the moment they get into five spaces from me. motorcyclists are just retards who all get smeared on the pavement eventually anyways.
but it literally happened, watch the video you mong
what the fuck is anyone, let alone a motorcyclist, supposed to do about a haywire tesla smashing into them from behind at night?
>watch the video you mong
no, get fucked chud youtuber
show me on the doll where the ducati rider touched you
>the tablet has a little display showing everything around you
No it can't, you tard. There is videos showing a Tesla driving behind a semi and the fucking tablet showing various things that AREN'T a semi on it.
i'm buying a tesla as soon as i can afford it and will do everything i can to put it in situations to give it the opportunity to legally kill bikemorons
*lane splits past you*
>If you don't find someone who is your intellectual equal and shares your world view you'll start hating each other in weeks.
sounds like an autistic man would make you happier than a woman. if you're such a weak willed stuttering dork that a woman doesn't just go along with whatever you believe within a month that's a skill issue on your part.
kek but he's right
I autopilot too and from work every day and never have issues. he is just seething because apple and its legacy is just a CONSOOMER brand and not the innovative super tech company they make it out to be. Not saying that will never happen to tesla but as for now they are the only ones making shit happen.
woz is right.
you don't do shit, cuck, and they're not making anything happen. they've barely progressed in years. 100% self driving any week now! two more weeks!
>I autopilot too and from work every day and never have issues
Do you pay attention, or are you asleep at the wheel like every Telsa that IED's itself or slams into a firetruck does to kill its owner?
Because Telsa's FSD is fucking horseshit to the point that even the current developers of FSD in other companies is like "yeah, we don't recommend it on a nationwide/open beta right now."
He's always been a snarky cringe lord. he think's he's like willie wanka but every time I see him interviewed he just makes himself more and more punchable
That would be like willie wanka.
>I can't afford a Tesla
>BOTentootard honestly wants to buy the worlds most stupidest man's shitty car
OH NO NO NO. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
In this case, Woz is completely right: Exhibit A: Twitter, Musk. Exhibit B: Fully Self Dying, Telsa. Exhibit C: IED, Telsa
Are you a car guy? Because I don't think you know shit about cars. Disliking Musk doesn't make you smart you know
Exhibit D: Dick cut off, already taking my meds
I’m assuming he’s referring to the self-driving feature.
It's probably in response to this:
Elon Musk says Tesla has the 'most advanced' real-world AI in the world, as the company's profit rises 74%
All tech is AI now
AI is just the new bogeyman to keep the retarded masses in control, it will amount to a fart as it will get locked down and censored so hard it still will be more cost effective to pay for chinese child labor
Not AI, but Elon Musk. Tesla is a dumb product from the start. A car always connected to the internet, that can be remotely stopped and probably blown up if Elon wants it is being sold as a good thing because "OOOOOH Sewf Dwiving!"