feeling optimistic about AI technology

>the year is 2035
>you can finally understand spoken and written Japanese with just the cheapest neuralink chip implant

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You will be cheating not only the language, but also yourself. You won't grow. You won't improve. You will take a shortcut and gain nothing. You will experience a hollow victory. Nothing will be risked and nothing will be gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      MUH LABOR IS VALUE

      I HAD IT HARD SO EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD TOO

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        *tears out your implant*
        Konnichiwa bitch. You monoglots are so fucking pathetic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, you most probably wont be able to tear it out because by that time the user will have taught himself a martial art and will fuck you up.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Next you'll be telling me that implant will give its users muscle mass as well
            Why bother having a brain at that point? Just let the implant take over and do everything

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I imagine it'd be easier to make it do that than put a language with all its complications in all the right parts of your brain

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                There will be knowledge uploading. School will be useless.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                nakadashi the smug wiki-tan

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          *slices your throat*
          Lol cope it was all for nothing

          • 1 month ago
            MercuryAttack

            >reads a news article about some (You) cutting off his own head with a chainsaw
            >back to my regularly scheduled memes...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            *teleports behind you*
            psst, nothing personeel kid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >*tears out your implant*
          You realize that the knowledge would already be transplanted to the brain right?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How do you know?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped learning how to ride a horse, raise a cow, catch a fish, hunt a deer. Instead I just learn how to shitpost on BOT.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Despite what the locals may think, there is nothing intrinsically illogical or impossible about having a genuine, functioning Utopia, or removing badness without removing goodness, or pain without pleasure, or suffering without excitement…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nobody cares about learning moonroons aside from reading untranslated visual novels or watching untranslated anime.
      >2035
      once we hit that point we'll have top-tier translation models so we'll have fun with our waifus in english just fine

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >and gain nothing
      pretty sure he will gain the ability to understand japanese

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The machine will know how to understand Japanese*

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          semantics

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If I take away the machine, will you still know how?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If I take away your blood, will you, gay?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It would be extremely painful
                Gonna keep coping about your lack of language skills? It's really not that hard to learn, hundreds of millions of people managed to do it without cheating
                You will never speak another language, stay mad eternally

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But they spent a shit ton of time on it. There is literally no downside to learning instantly. Stop being a pretentious gay.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Are you retarded? This supposed technology doesn't even exist yet
                >Stop being a pretentious gay.
                Stop being a lazy bitch and USE the brain you already have. Is that too hard for the little baby?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If I USE my brain to learn a single language I would know that one language, but with a machine I would know all of them instantly.
                You're arguing that waaaah machine bad waaaaaaaaah but provide no reason why besides some pretentious babbling about muh growth.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're assuming that the machine will somehow teach you, rather than just being a live translator in your ear
                What YOU really need is a machine in your brain that makes you not lazy and more disciplined. Oh wait, you can do that on your own too! There's a reason why they teach children how to do math in their head before they give them calculators. Do you know what it is?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >it's just real time voice translator
                It's already a thing and now what we're talking about.
                The point is it saves me time that I can spend being oh so super duper motivated to do something else which the machine cannot give to me instantly.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Keep moving the goalposts if you like, it matters not to me. At the end of the day, if you truly want to know and be conversational in a language, you will need to put in the effort. Any current or future technology will simply be a crutch that can be taken away as easily as it was given. You know what can't be taken away? A skill that you worked hard to learn.
                I think your dopamine addled bain is just too used to instant gratification. There's a multitude of resources available to help you overcome it; I highly recommend looking into it and retraining your brain! Good luck.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >some pretentious babbling about muh growth.
                full circle

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >still coping
                You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him think. I tried honey and I tried vinegar, but now I shall leave you alone with your own inadequacies. I truly pity people like you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >pretentious babbling
                no one asked for your pity redditor

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Any current or future technology will simply be a crutch that can be taken away as easily as it was given.
                And years of learning can be taken away by a rock swung at your skull. If I was a a point when someone malicious has access to the inside of my skull, I have bigger problem than him yanking out neurameme.
                How far up your own ass do you have to be to make a retarded prediction like that anyway? No tech in the future, no matter how distant, will be anything more than a crutch? Are you even listening to yourself?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >forget to pay my japanese translation subscription to daddy musk
                >all sentences spoken to you are now translated as "please update your payment details to unlock access"

                > Keep moving the goalposts if you like
                But anon, you're the one moving the goalposts.
                Effort for the sake of the effort is the moving goalpost in your case.

                >thread about translation brain implants
                >actually I was talking about google translate real time translation feature that already exists
                What exactly has shifted here?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh, ok, so you were talking about those goalposts.
                I thought you were talking about saving time and motivation to do something else.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is that really the extent of your imagination? Muh subscriptions?
                There could exist an offline version for like military of space exploring morons. Or there could exist a device that trains your brain without involving your consciousness.
                But nope, nothing like that will EVER exist because tech is ALWAYS a crutch. Fucking sad.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You really think the people who make this technology will just give it to you for free? Or for a one-time cost? You are delusional.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can't tell for certain how humanity will roll. It is conceivably plausible.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                > Keep moving the goalposts if you like
                But anon, you're the one moving the goalposts.
                Effort for the sake of the effort is the moving goalpost in your case.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If you remove the portion of your brain that can process language, you won't understand it as well.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      True, but for people who aren't lazy gays like OP they could use AI to become superhumans and they probably will. There will be people who continue to put in the work, but who also use AI to enlist the power of armies to assist them. Assuming AI actually takes off and isn't a toy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I WILL put a casette with a language in my PIP boy, install it to my brain and be done with it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Checked, but let's assume the person doing it is the creator. They toiled for many years to create powerful technology with immense mental labor over algorithmic tinkering and optimizing the hardware to support it. Are they not entitled to the fruit of their labor? To make themselves stronger, smarter, better, than they already are, however they see fit?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Call me back when you accomplish that

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

    HAND ME THAT 726 WE GOT CONGS BEHIND THE WIRE

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i am going to hack your neuralink and rape your brain

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If a neuralink exists, the govt will have a backdoor and everyone becomes the equivalent of a slave. And do you know the best part of this kind of slavery is? They can send signals to the brains to keep dosing serotonin and dopamine and if someone is naughty, switch it off, making them go through hellish withdrawal. Plus they should also be able to cause hallucinations and alter memories.

    Those who would be unfortunate enough to get the chip will no longer be people, just hollow vessels. They can create fake personas and fake identities and possibly wipe out the original consciousness or atleast greatly suppress it. This would truly be the advent of a kind of matrix where they trap the original consciousness in misinformation and have a false persona possess them and do the slavehive jobs without the real person knowing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just fear they make them mandatory. Like they make all the chipped idiots realize that not having one is selfish in some way, so they vote it in. Or maybe that you cant compete to earn for a living without it.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >connect to your neuralink through wifi
    >login: admin
    >password: password
    >make you recite ted's book while and open your sphincter so you shit your pants
    problem?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >text goes through a censorship filter
    >metadata is uploaded to some server god knows where for tracking and law enforcement
    >chip connects to more brain regions than required to collect more data about you, big tech says it's for fault-proofing
    >thanks to 8G chip has always-on internet connection with big tech knowing your location with 3cm tolerance thanks to advanced beamshaping
    >chip can paralyze the host or even fry his brain, big tech and deep state deny the accusations, but use it to remove unwanted society members
    >chip has only nonfree firmware with uncrackable tamper protection
    >development of libre OS for chip is illegal and is actually enforced under a pretense of safety
    >chip self-destructs when opened outside certified repair centers
    >chip actually increases the risk of cancer, big pharma and big tech deny accusations, deep state welcomes the reduction of lifespan
    >at first it's a novelty and only soys are getting them, eventually it becomes obligatory for digital ID developed by WEF

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Overriding control of the muscle system elites play with you like you play gta.
      > if something unpleasant happens everyones mind gets erased with some ai generated random event.
      > any dissident from amish native americans and other not willing people is stomped by a never ending hordes of zombies .

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >neuralink
    Stopped reading there.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If neuralink cured binge eating disorder i'd unironically implant it.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >2035
    anon you could learn japanese right now

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget about capitalism
    It will be a subscription-based service subject to ToS they can censor and revoke anytime
    Also they will hire pajeets that push broken ota updates

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, you need to go deeper.
      All this bullshit about capitalism/socialism/other-economic-thing is just an example in a simulation designed to train a good citizen.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i understand most of japanese without ever learning it

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just pirate Rosetta stone

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hello vaxxie,

    I know how you love having unknown stuffed shoved into your body by big corporations, but in 2035 you'll most likely have died of myocarditis, or you'll be completely fucked up and impotent because of success, vaxx induced seizures.

    Do not worry, I won't take the chip. 100% human until I die.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you can already do this shit with lens on a phone you dumbass

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anon fantasizes about what AI will lead to in the future
    >can only envision being able to read his hentai like a native Japanese
    weeb

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>the year is 2035
    >>you can finally understand spoken and written Japanese with just the cheapest neuralink chip implant
    Now if we could only cure aging by 2035 too, we'd be set.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >cure to aging
      >in societies with baby boomers
      The eternal young me having to work for the eternal rejuvenating boomer. Fuck you, I'd rather go to hell.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        holy cringe
        imagine being so weak willed and thin skinned you'd rather die than live because other people you don't like are living too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want to be an eternal slave for paying their pensions.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he stoops to using amateur OS like Linux because "muh glowies !!!!"
    >YEAH CAN'T WAIT FOR HAVING KLAUS SCHWAB CONTROLLING MY MIND !!!

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why would anyone want to open neurological pipe to binary instructions are you fucking retarded anon?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine chipping your brain just to talk to gay morons

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have cheap neural implants in abundancy
    >destroy barriers of entry for shitskins and morons in any developed country
    Are you fucking retarded? Don't you understand how horrifying accessible technology is? You have an actual example of that with normaltards completely destroying the Internet in less than 10 years. If anything, those barriers should be raised even higher to let only the most sophisticated through. Dumb fucking cosmopolitan.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I look forward to producing anime/manga with help of AI drawgay bots.

    I have several interesting ideas but I can't put them to art because I don't have enough talent and I don't want to struggle to learn new skills in that category.

    But I wouldn't stick any chip in my brain until I know anything going there at least can be configured to cut out ads and spyware.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lum sexo

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>the year is 2035
    >>you can finally understand spoken and written Japanese with just the cheapest neuralink chip implant
    Or you could just start learning it now and have an extremely good grasp on the language where you'd be like 90% proficient next year in 2023

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2023 is in a week

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how the human brain will react if chip implants instantly did things like increasing processing power by 9999999% or transfering a lot of knowledge, probably not in a good way

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >udrrrrmmm these smartphones are cia backdoors and aren't based I hate them
    >itoodlers are gays and their data is being sold I'm based though
    >uddrrrhmmm these android users sell their data to china I'm based though I'm behind 200vpns!
    >HURRRM IM GOING TO INSTALL A SMALL SMARTPHONE IN MY HEAD HURR IM BASED
    BOT everyone

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >translation ready... but before, a little message from our sponsor brilliant dot org...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You will need to pay $5 to unlock words about dining and shopping
      >Please upgrade your subscription to unlock access to the past and future tenses

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not getting the chip
    Not getting the vax
    Not eating the bugs
    Not watching avatar
    Not living in a pod
    Still voting trump

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i reject the bugs
    I reject the vax
    I reject the ai

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The next decade is going to be so insane. Feel so lucky to be a tech worker and therefore a beneficiary

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GRANDO SPONSAH NO TOKYO DAY OH CHRISTMAS!

  30. 1 month ago
    (。>﹏<。)2

    over half of anons in this thread are baiting each other
    great thread, op, mission accomplished.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm expecting the collapse of cheap oil by then, so nah, this will never happen

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    still not getting it (the chip)

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks garden gnomes aren't going to use AI to enslave the globe
    Oh my sweet, sweet summer child.

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