>the year is 2035
>you can finally understand spoken and written Japanese with just the cheapest neuralink chip implant
feeling optimistic about AI technology
>the year is 2035
>you can finally understand spoken and written Japanese with just the cheapest neuralink chip implant
You will be cheating not only the language, but also yourself. You won't grow. You won't improve. You will take a shortcut and gain nothing. You will experience a hollow victory. Nothing will be risked and nothing will be gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
MUH LABOR IS VALUE
I HAD IT HARD SO EVERYONE ELSE SHOULD TOO
*tears out your implant*
Konnichiwa bitch. You monoglots are so fucking pathetic.
I mean, you most probably wont be able to tear it out because by that time the user will have taught himself a martial art and will fuck you up.
Next you'll be telling me that implant will give its users muscle mass as well
Why bother having a brain at that point? Just let the implant take over and do everything
I imagine it'd be easier to make it do that than put a language with all its complications in all the right parts of your brain
There will be knowledge uploading. School will be useless.
nakadashi the smug wiki-tan
*slices your throat*
Lol cope it was all for nothing
>reads a news article about some (You) cutting off his own head with a chainsaw
>back to my regularly scheduled memes...
*teleports behind you*
psst, nothing personeel kid
>*tears out your implant*
You realize that the knowledge would already be transplanted to the brain right?
How do you know?
I stopped learning how to ride a horse, raise a cow, catch a fish, hunt a deer. Instead I just learn how to shitpost on BOT.
>Despite what the locals may think, there is nothing intrinsically illogical or impossible about having a genuine, functioning Utopia, or removing badness without removing goodness, or pain without pleasure, or suffering without excitement…
nobody cares about learning moonroons aside from reading untranslated visual novels or watching untranslated anime.
>2035
once we hit that point we'll have top-tier translation models so we'll have fun with our waifus in english just fine
>and gain nothing
pretty sure he will gain the ability to understand japanese
The machine will know how to understand Japanese*
semantics
If I take away the machine, will you still know how?
If I take away your blood, will you, gay?
It would be extremely painful
Gonna keep coping about your lack of language skills? It's really not that hard to learn, hundreds of millions of people managed to do it without cheating
You will never speak another language, stay mad eternally
But they spent a shit ton of time on it. There is literally no downside to learning instantly. Stop being a pretentious gay.
Are you retarded? This supposed technology doesn't even exist yet
>Stop being a pretentious gay.
Stop being a lazy bitch and USE the brain you already have. Is that too hard for the little baby?
If I USE my brain to learn a single language I would know that one language, but with a machine I would know all of them instantly.
You're arguing that waaaah machine bad waaaaaaaaah but provide no reason why besides some pretentious babbling about muh growth.
You're assuming that the machine will somehow teach you, rather than just being a live translator in your ear
What YOU really need is a machine in your brain that makes you not lazy and more disciplined. Oh wait, you can do that on your own too! There's a reason why they teach children how to do math in their head before they give them calculators. Do you know what it is?
>it's just real time voice translator
It's already a thing and now what we're talking about.
The point is it saves me time that I can spend being oh so super duper motivated to do something else which the machine cannot give to me instantly.
Keep moving the goalposts if you like, it matters not to me. At the end of the day, if you truly want to know and be conversational in a language, you will need to put in the effort. Any current or future technology will simply be a crutch that can be taken away as easily as it was given. You know what can't be taken away? A skill that you worked hard to learn.
I think your dopamine addled bain is just too used to instant gratification. There's a multitude of resources available to help you overcome it; I highly recommend looking into it and retraining your brain! Good luck.
>some pretentious babbling about muh growth.
full circle
>still coping
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him think. I tried honey and I tried vinegar, but now I shall leave you alone with your own inadequacies. I truly pity people like you.
>pretentious babbling
no one asked for your pity redditor
>Any current or future technology will simply be a crutch that can be taken away as easily as it was given.
And years of learning can be taken away by a rock swung at your skull. If I was a a point when someone malicious has access to the inside of my skull, I have bigger problem than him yanking out neurameme.
How far up your own ass do you have to be to make a retarded prediction like that anyway? No tech in the future, no matter how distant, will be anything more than a crutch? Are you even listening to yourself?
>forget to pay my japanese translation subscription to daddy musk
>all sentences spoken to you are now translated as "please update your payment details to unlock access"
>thread about translation brain implants
>actually I was talking about google translate real time translation feature that already exists
What exactly has shifted here?
oh, ok, so you were talking about those goalposts.
I thought you were talking about saving time and motivation to do something else.
Is that really the extent of your imagination? Muh subscriptions?
There could exist an offline version for like military of space exploring morons. Or there could exist a device that trains your brain without involving your consciousness.
But nope, nothing like that will EVER exist because tech is ALWAYS a crutch. Fucking sad.
You really think the people who make this technology will just give it to you for free? Or for a one-time cost? You are delusional.
You can't tell for certain how humanity will roll. It is conceivably plausible.
> Keep moving the goalposts if you like
But anon, you're the one moving the goalposts.
Effort for the sake of the effort is the moving goalpost in your case.
If you remove the portion of your brain that can process language, you won't understand it as well.
True, but for people who aren't lazy gays like OP they could use AI to become superhumans and they probably will. There will be people who continue to put in the work, but who also use AI to enlist the power of armies to assist them. Assuming AI actually takes off and isn't a toy.
I WILL put a casette with a language in my PIP boy, install it to my brain and be done with it.
Checked, but let's assume the person doing it is the creator. They toiled for many years to create powerful technology with immense mental labor over algorithmic tinkering and optimizing the hardware to support it. Are they not entitled to the fruit of their labor? To make themselves stronger, smarter, better, than they already are, however they see fit?
Call me back when you accomplish that
ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
HAND ME THAT 726 WE GOT CONGS BEHIND THE WIRE
i am going to hack your neuralink and rape your brain
If a neuralink exists, the govt will have a backdoor and everyone becomes the equivalent of a slave. And do you know the best part of this kind of slavery is? They can send signals to the brains to keep dosing serotonin and dopamine and if someone is naughty, switch it off, making them go through hellish withdrawal. Plus they should also be able to cause hallucinations and alter memories.
Those who would be unfortunate enough to get the chip will no longer be people, just hollow vessels. They can create fake personas and fake identities and possibly wipe out the original consciousness or atleast greatly suppress it. This would truly be the advent of a kind of matrix where they trap the original consciousness in misinformation and have a false persona possess them and do the slavehive jobs without the real person knowing.
I just fear they make them mandatory. Like they make all the chipped idiots realize that not having one is selfish in some way, so they vote it in. Or maybe that you cant compete to earn for a living without it.
>connect to your neuralink through wifi
>login: admin
>password: password
>make you recite ted's book while and open your sphincter so you shit your pants
problem?
>text goes through a censorship filter
>metadata is uploaded to some server god knows where for tracking and law enforcement
>chip connects to more brain regions than required to collect more data about you, big tech says it's for fault-proofing
>thanks to 8G chip has always-on internet connection with big tech knowing your location with 3cm tolerance thanks to advanced beamshaping
>chip can paralyze the host or even fry his brain, big tech and deep state deny the accusations, but use it to remove unwanted society members
>chip has only nonfree firmware with uncrackable tamper protection
>development of libre OS for chip is illegal and is actually enforced under a pretense of safety
>chip self-destructs when opened outside certified repair centers
>chip actually increases the risk of cancer, big pharma and big tech deny accusations, deep state welcomes the reduction of lifespan
>at first it's a novelty and only soys are getting them, eventually it becomes obligatory for digital ID developed by WEF
>Overriding control of the muscle system elites play with you like you play gta.
> if something unpleasant happens everyones mind gets erased with some ai generated random event.
> any dissident from amish native americans and other not willing people is stomped by a never ending hordes of zombies .
>neuralink
Stopped reading there.
If neuralink cured binge eating disorder i'd unironically implant it.
>2035
anon you could learn japanese right now
Don't forget about capitalism
It will be a subscription-based service subject to ToS they can censor and revoke anytime
Also they will hire pajeets that push broken ota updates
Anon, you need to go deeper.
All this bullshit about capitalism/socialism/other-economic-thing is just an example in a simulation designed to train a good citizen.
i understand most of japanese without ever learning it
Just pirate Rosetta stone
Hello vaxxie,
I know how you love having unknown stuffed shoved into your body by big corporations, but in 2035 you'll most likely have died of myocarditis, or you'll be completely fucked up and impotent because of success, vaxx induced seizures.
Do not worry, I won't take the chip. 100% human until I die.
you can already do this shit with lens on a phone you dumbass
>anon fantasizes about what AI will lead to in the future
>can only envision being able to read his hentai like a native Japanese
weeb
>>the year is 2035
>>you can finally understand spoken and written Japanese with just the cheapest neuralink chip implant
Now if we could only cure aging by 2035 too, we'd be set.
>cure to aging
>in societies with baby boomers
The eternal young me having to work for the eternal rejuvenating boomer. Fuck you, I'd rather go to hell.
holy cringe
imagine being so weak willed and thin skinned you'd rather die than live because other people you don't like are living too
I don't want to be an eternal slave for paying their pensions.
>he stoops to using amateur OS like Linux because "muh glowies !!!!"
>YEAH CAN'T WAIT FOR HAVING KLAUS SCHWAB CONTROLLING MY MIND !!!
why would anyone want to open neurological pipe to binary instructions are you fucking retarded anon?
imagine chipping your brain just to talk to gay morons
>have cheap neural implants in abundancy
>destroy barriers of entry for shitskins and morons in any developed country
Are you fucking retarded? Don't you understand how horrifying accessible technology is? You have an actual example of that with normaltards completely destroying the Internet in less than 10 years. If anything, those barriers should be raised even higher to let only the most sophisticated through. Dumb fucking cosmopolitan.
I look forward to producing anime/manga with help of AI drawgay bots.
I have several interesting ideas but I can't put them to art because I don't have enough talent and I don't want to struggle to learn new skills in that category.
But I wouldn't stick any chip in my brain until I know anything going there at least can be configured to cut out ads and spyware.
Lum sexo
>>the year is 2035
>>you can finally understand spoken and written Japanese with just the cheapest neuralink chip implant
Or you could just start learning it now and have an extremely good grasp on the language where you'd be like 90% proficient next year in 2023
2023 is in a week
I wonder how the human brain will react if chip implants instantly did things like increasing processing power by 9999999% or transfering a lot of knowledge, probably not in a good way
>udrrrrmmm these smartphones are cia backdoors and aren't based I hate them
>itoodlers are gays and their data is being sold I'm based though
>uddrrrhmmm these android users sell their data to china I'm based though I'm behind 200vpns!
>HURRRM IM GOING TO INSTALL A SMALL SMARTPHONE IN MY HEAD HURR IM BASED
BOT everyone
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Not getting the chip
Not getting the vax
Not eating the bugs
Not watching avatar
Not living in a pod
Still voting trump
i reject the bugs
I reject the vax
I reject the ai
The next decade is going to be so insane. Feel so lucky to be a tech worker and therefore a beneficiary
GRANDO SPONSAH NO TOKYO DAY OH CHRISTMAS!
over half of anons in this thread are baiting each other
great thread, op, mission accomplished.
i'm expecting the collapse of cheap oil by then, so nah, this will never happen
still not getting it (the chip)
>he thinks garden gnomes aren't going to use AI to enslave the globe
Oh my sweet, sweet summer child.