Chinese streamer gets his hand chopped of by a crazed samurai on air

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Russia

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obsessed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats not the real putin

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        why?

        no way

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      shoo glowBlack person
      FREE PALESTINE
      DEATH TO TRANNIES AND israeliteS

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        and putaain

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The thread is not about Russia moron. Go back to /uhg/ troony

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >any day now the ICC will throw putler in jail
      >they've just about got george bush

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go and worship your troony mascot, globalist wienersucker.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nafotrannies having a melty even on offtopic threads after Buckmoot, damn

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao tries to kill a gay
    ends up getting his dick touched by the gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      JEJ

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that his hand that hits the chink sword wielder in the chest?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, one swing and no more gaming and cooming, pretty sharp machete right there

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's one neat fricking cut

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        If China was first world they could reattach the hand no problem.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It actually slapped him in the face and grabbed his dick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It actually did neither
        It flew in front of him and never touched him at all
        If it had hit him the hand would have moved as such
        If it had hit him his clothes would have reacted if not he himself reacting
        It flew right in front of him

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Talk about lending a hand

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jihadists should take note on that, what a sharp sword is

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sharp swords are for clean cuts. Jihadists don't want clean cuts.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to put my razor blade and bang it on railing you know? Put it in a water barrel overnight.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks fake.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI generated,

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI generated,

      Fake hand

      Publicity stunt

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        his right hand became his left hand

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no blood?
        what if they staged it for drama?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There’s blood sprinkled all over the place you blind fricking moron

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            well, that's a bit aggressive, don't you think?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              nah u should call out moronic behavior when u see it, if ur feelings get hurt it was probably u being the moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                why do you feel the need to butt in into people's convos, Black person autist?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                open your eyes moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what a fricking moron, kys

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You watch too much television.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fake, the hand is white when it should be yellow.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/KNje6Q3.jpg

        "Crazed samurai"

        https://i.imgur.com/DKdbOhA.jpg

        the streamer

        https://i.imgur.com/KDdFBTz.jpg

        Yeah, here's the vid

        thx for the info fellas. Ther's something about it being in China that gives it allure

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, you can see the hand go flying off in the livestream, and then multiple people photographing the hand from multiple angles and posting online, that would need a lot of work to get everything to match up perfectly

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop being goofy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically cute

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope harder pussy

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you just just see it happen right around the 0:33 mark, second camera man barely catches it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta hand it to him

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Carlos?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        卡洛斯!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Moops

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            MOORS

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That stream really went out of hands

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you really have to hand it to him

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you really have to hand it to him

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        > mfw trying to come up with witty post using "hands-off approach" before giving up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he shouldnt have taken the hands-off approach.

          there you go

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            "He takes a hands-off approach to his streaming."

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So did internet trash talk go too far?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought katanaplonkers were LARPing when they said they can chop through bone?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Radius and ulna are not very thicc bones, they snap easily under the force of literally any sword or machete. And if he got a lucky cut right through the wrist cartilage, that's even softer.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They won't cut through a fricking sternum but a leg or an arm, sure.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crazed samurai
    >china
    Wouldn't it be wushi instead?
    Also lmao that flyinf hand. I hope it's real.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake hand

    Publicity stunt

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hand literally went flying off the dudes arm. Nice well placed cut

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    in an instant the guy went from fight to flight
    dude knows how cut his losses

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can do better

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You really got to hand it to him!

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      jfc is that image high enough resolution?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    hands down shittiest thread on /misc/

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i swear chinks are fricking psycho bugs.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IN ONE SWING I CUT A WHOLE HAND LIKE IN MY MOVERINOS AND GAMERINOS
    fake and gay, kys seriously

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Crazed samurai"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >samurai
      >Chinese guy using a jian (chinese straightsword)
      Why do people want to fail at life?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its tape

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the streamer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They put his hand in a to-go baggy, how nice of them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow he's literally turning yellow

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        let's see how stronk china is when they reattach it (they won't lol).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you put a wig on that chink and told me that it's a girl, I wouldn't question it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice tattoo he has

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was streaming blood for sure, what a dope.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Firstly it’s a Han Dao.
    Secondly how did he get one? I thought China banned swords for private ownership.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hand ow

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guess he didn't 'hand it over'

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asin bug moment

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    QRD?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >QRD?
      C H I N A
      H
      I
      N
      A

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Free hand job.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    are chinks good at surgery, can they reattach it ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they reattached a Black folk dick after chinks cut if off for being accused of raping a chink girl

      this is why you need to discard everything

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can you say something like this and provide no article?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They'll grow a new one when they molt

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Low IQ strikes again.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Slash again

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    itt No webm

    And no, I'm not clicking that shit.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stupid chinks just stand around
    they need Black folk to wake them up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody in the world needs joggers around.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no blood
    An insult to anyone who ever cut his finger.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. At the end of the video when he is running away there is no trail nor a drop of blood anywhere to be seen.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Samurai swords are folded a thousand times and will instantly cauterize any wound similar to a lightsaber

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >thousand
          Millions, if you fold them one more time they can reach the Moon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Grew up believing this meme.
          Funny that these blades are actually very weak and an nice english broadsword would split a "samurai" sword in half like a twig.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. The katana needed all those folds due to poor metal quality. Works of art but not a match for European arms.
            It's also a sabre not a broad sword.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact you had to compare it to a lightsaber already tells me you are onions

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go back homosexual, I will dox you.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          but no surface can be folded more than 7 times.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick am i a fricking leaf

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Checked by the hand of God

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AH HA!
    > I WAS THE MAGICIAN THE WHOLE TIME!
    >MICHAEL-SAN WAS MERELY MY ASSISTANT!

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I CHOP YO DOLLA

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feels weird seeing a clean cut after watching dozens of mudslimes, africans and mexicans cutting people's head's off.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good, I fricking hate "streamers".
    The world has become so fricking crazy lately that my only reaction to the video was hysterical laughter. Is that bad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah streamers give up their whole life for validation by pixels on a screen and being obnoxious to their surroundings in the process. Now you get to enjoy pixels on your screen and care about his life and surroundings as much as he did.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread will never be good if there is no webm on the action. Find and post the video Black folk

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the crazed samurai attack?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was influenced by Japanese culture.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because good chinese is dead chinese
      He was WOKE

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to tradition, go back to samurai.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give that man a hand!

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    are the japanese men about to sperg out yet?

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    oshit
    include me in the redditgay screencap senpai

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No blood. At all. Seems legit!

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek so chinks have to use English alphabet to type out their moon runes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They need to tell the software what the hieroglyph sounds like or something

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Clown world gets more entertaining by the day

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, here's the vid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he atac him?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure, but it's real. I live in china. Tons of chinks talking about it. I guess he was famous.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is comically ridiculous. It has to be fake. Off camera he gets his hand chopped off right at the wrist and it conveniently gets tossed at the attacker. The attacker had the jump on them, why didnt he just cut their head off or slice him up from behind? Then he chases them off, catches up to them but just gives up and walks off?

      this is all fake bullshit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I live here. I think it's real.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gross incompetence by violent criminals is normal.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats chinese quality for you.
        never send a chinese to do job a japanese should've done

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you see an object flying at you, you tend to throw your hand up towards it as hard as you can to deflect it. the instinctive part of your mind aint got time to register its a sword, motherfricka, its got eyes to protect

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          in the second part of the video the crazy chink chops off the hand in one swing, damn want that chink to sharpen my knifes !

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, nips have been cutting american heads off with blade folded million time wong time. it takes a pretty good swing, but its a numbers game where i bet theres thousands of videos of people "almost" losing hands, and finally it happened.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He shouldnt have typed Black person.

    • 11 months ago
      KING NIGGER

      Fake as frick

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doubt it

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know this happens in the world, but please tell me this video is fake. Please tell me that for my own well being, anon.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the world is a messed up place anon
            a very messed up place

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's staged but not how you'd think and the kid is in care now 🙂

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obsessed

      knee how ching chong bing bong

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would have been funny if that stupid filter added a bunny to the sword guys head

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is typing on the stream if they both ran?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The guy recording, you animal
      You cant type as the streamer.

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess he took the idiom, "I'll give him a hand" too literally.

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Wun Han

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    not cool. even pulling limbs off a bug is cruelty

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why's everyone saying "wazabi" even the sword guy?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably some sort of teenage slang. like 'this fricker is acting spicy'

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WAZZUP!

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The streamer guy fricked the hand chop guys mrs.

    He will probably have to pay a 5000RMB fine for chopping the hand off.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    that is hands down the best digits i ever witnessed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he say the N word?

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    based there is honor in the blade, if this was America it would be a cowardly gun.

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why hasn't anyone posted a webm yet?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We are short handed right now

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Checked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FB_IMG

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Absofrickinglutely checked!
    Put me in the screencap!

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fake and gay

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    1/2
    When i was living in BeiJing a few years back the country was so frustrated with Japan dabbing on China that people were rioting constantly trashing everything foreign and burning everything Japanese and beating/killing people that bought Japanese cars and products.
    Got to the point the American Embassy always had a couple hundred Chinese PLA troops stationed in air conditioned buses on the streets surrounding, some other lesser country embassy locations had barricading and more guard patrols.
    There were often people in the streets that would get attacked by Chinese men trying to voice their frustration and show Chinese men aren't screwing around. Foreigners with Chinese women were a big target, except they would rarely attack the foreign men, they would go for the women that betrayed them.
    I stopped a guy that had a huge ass sword in SanLiTun cutting everyone down.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/2
      I've seen a lot of strange shit, but people were literally walking right into this guys vicinity, on their phones or just zero surroundings awareness, pretty common in China.
      Anyhow that dude cut down a bunch of people, several men, one woman had her guys spill out in the middle of the street from a stomach slash.
      The following day people online mocked all the men that fell victim for just taking the blows while not trying to do their male duty and protect others. Online it became a back and forth of "you Chinese men pointing fingers would never take action anyway" which is the most common argument in China, you can see it in videos whenever USA does something and China doesn't respond with force.
      The next couple weeks there were more random dudes with blades attacking people, one had a giant ass hobby metal whip too. I believe one of the SanLiTun blade warriors made headlines because it happened close to the foreigner shops; apple store and UniQlo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spelling it BeiJing
      >BeiJing
      Why would I read your shit you self-important butthole?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day Black person. It's two separate words, I bet you say United States of America, or USA, instead of just AMERICA like you should.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's two separate words
          >t. self-important butthole
          You don't deserve this flag and it's called 'MURICA you fricking chink homosexual

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black person what are you even arguing, "DON'T CALL NORTH KINGDOM NORTH KINGDOM!"
            Why the frick would anyone want your shit flag? What a joke eurotrash are. Go speak german on some homosexual euro board, which even then i'd doubt any eurogays would want your homosexual flag.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/2
      I've seen a lot of strange shit, but people were literally walking right into this guys vicinity, on their phones or just zero surroundings awareness, pretty common in China.
      Anyhow that dude cut down a bunch of people, several men, one woman had her guys spill out in the middle of the street from a stomach slash.
      The following day people online mocked all the men that fell victim for just taking the blows while not trying to do their male duty and protect others. Online it became a back and forth of "you Chinese men pointing fingers would never take action anyway" which is the most common argument in China, you can see it in videos whenever USA does something and China doesn't respond with force.
      The next couple weeks there were more random dudes with blades attacking people, one had a giant ass hobby metal whip too. I believe one of the SanLiTun blade warriors made headlines because it happened close to the foreigner shops; apple store and UniQlo.

      https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/beijing-uniqlo-sword-attack-chilling-6243761
      Link to one of the dudes that went out slicing people. This happened like 7 times during that year. I was there when this dude attacked as well, was eating MaLaTang by the road, he was on the street corner just holding the blade for hours, was out in traffic for a while, then made his way over to a high foot traffic entrance to the shopping center, people just kept walking towards this guy too. Guess he was waiting for attention and someone to talk to him as usual, but i guess being ignored fueled him more.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care plus you didn't do shit...
        Americans are the biggest pussies, a Black person could frick your daughter in front of you and you wouldn't do shit, the only sense of bravey you feel is when killimg Europeans or dying for Israel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Definitely did. I should of went to Chinese prison multiple times. Usually the first time a foreigner lays hands on "their people" or "their shit" it's instant highest punishment. Coworkers used a chair to defend themself against a group of Chinese men attacking him and he went to jail for 6 months. No phone calls, only fed every two or three days. Shit was hilarious but scary. When i was there it was usually said "if you get attacked, just take the punches they can't fight anyway" but i can't stand seeing injustice go down live.
          Enjoy living in your doomer world though zoomie. "Americans blah blah blah" i literally never think about you, you idiots spawned the israelite plague, african ventures, transgenderism and all that gay shit now shut up and go deal with it you femme off-topic problem bringing up homosexual. Why do you Black folk always act like women and start bringing other shit up? I don't understand eurotrash. Lack of testosterone?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            TLDR
            What rat goes to China, the only thing lower than a white living in China is a white muslim.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              TLDR
              Imagine being (checks flag) fricking ROMANIAN? AHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!
              Also captcha has my initials, so frick googles frick skypes and their homosexual treasonous parasitic pets.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they can’t fight any way
            Chinese are so pathetic and stupid

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the cleanest cut ever, with almost no blood at all

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    staged there would be a body close by that hand you can't just lose your hand like a looneytoons cartoon and just run away

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic? It probably felt like getting clubbed in the wrist with a lightweight baton. He likely didn't even know his hand was missing until he tried to use it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Sliced all my fingers to the bone carrying sheet metal and didn't notice it until 5-6 seconds after and blood was trailing down the sidewalk and up to my truck. Started feeling cold and that was it, only pain was when i clinched my fist around rags to drive myself to the hospital for stitches. Healed perfectly fine!

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of you Black folk saved the webm? For shame.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He managed to get one rocket punch in there at le-
      >rocket punch deflected

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        seems that if you just connect the hand back the hand will grow the connections back wouldnt it. all the parts are still there.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You watch too many movies

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You are blessed today anon, go buy a lottery ticket. It won't be a winning number unless you say that to the nearest employee too though.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous


    Holy shit you actually see his hand fly off in the first couple of seconds. He would have reflexively raised his hand in defense too and that blurry skin colored thing came off and arced in the perfect direction to have done just that. FIrst couple seconds look close right after the streamer goes off to the left. Wild.

    Swords are fricking sweet!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that reaction is why I have a machete by my door and not a bat

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why ?
    qrd ?

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sound of the hand getting chopped off sounds just like in my video games.

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another Chinese streamer died and someone stole the body and sold it

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it with Chinese people and randomly stabbing people with knives and swords?

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ...any context to this at all? What's the motive?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Motive is this happens daily in China. China is full of talkers, talk shit get hit. The #1 quality in China is boasting. People daily are getting stabbed and disfigured horribly in public, people just take no note of it and keep going about their ant life. Imagine having nothing but a concrete cell to live for and your dignity; this dude on his stream is boasting and running you dignity through the social mud; so you take grandpas sword and go reclaim your dignity. The immediate response in most Chinese arguments are "i'm going to kill you" and they usually mean it, they're just as trigger happy as Black folk except they have a few more points into survival instincts so they have some future punishment foresight. SOME!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's real

      looks like it's similar to the wigger facebook killing recently

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        were young people always this murderous/fragile? I don't remember anyone dying or being dismembered over msn messages

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          People as late as the early 20th century used to duel each other to death with pistols or swords for disagreements.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Total streamer death.

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous


    So everybody had a face slapping / dick grabbing good time? It's all fun and games until somebody gets their hand cutoff...

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Chinese lost it’s over, your population collapsed, your young generation refuses to reproduce because we’ve westernized them #WeAreTheLastGeneration hahah cucks, we dropped a bio on you before you could even come close to our tech. Thanks for the slave labor via your kids but we have automation now. Thanks for playing chinky and I guess that ancient Chinese proverb “little dick wins the race” just didn’t cut it hahaha

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's just one hand. they grow back over time.

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So this is whats left of the Hand Dynasty?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half-genocided by foreign steel.
      Many such cases throughout history.

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He took a hand out of the situation

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lend me a hand please

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess this is why asians bow instead of shaking hands

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous


    Yo wtf around 0:11 a chink posts "666" WTF

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn that sucks.

    [...]

    Hopefully they do. As dumb as it sounds to some it is possible to reattach limbs. The smaller the piece cut off the easier it is. For example a finger tip.

    ...any context to this at all? What's the motive?

    Not sure. You can see in the end that he doesn't chase after either of them. Just sort of trails off in another direction.

    Samurai swords are folded a thousand times and will instantly cauterize any wound similar to a lightsaber

    Grew up believing this meme.
    Funny that these blades are actually very weak and an nice english broadsword would split a "samurai" sword in half like a twig.

    This. The katana needed all those folds due to poor metal quality. Works of art but not a match for European arms.
    It's also a sabre not a broad sword.

    You jest but I don't see any videos of euro swords cutting off any limbs.
    The mighty katana once again BTFO of all other blades.

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crazed
    now wait wait wait
    we dont know he was crazy

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >would

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait I'm actually curious. Can hands be re-attached? Is it possible?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can hands be re-attached? Is it possible?
      yes, but there are things called nerve cells in the muscle tissue.
      if you lose the nerve cells connection you literally loose the touching feeling and movement of the hand.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you lose the nerve cells connection you literally loose the touching feeling and movement of the hand.
        Peripheral nerves can grow back.

        The main thing about the hand is that all the gross motor functions aren't done by the hand: they're done by a half-dozen muscles in the forearm. So if you do an reasonably-good job of reconnecting everything (some arteries, some veins, and all tendons and ligaments reattached where they came from), that gives you a hand that can perform gross motor functions (open door, hold sandwich, etc.) even if nothing regrows and without microsurgery to reconnect nerves and capillaries.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes it can grow back with SURGERY and years of recovery.
          if you don't properly connect the nerves with a special and expensive operation then the hand it's pretty much lost.

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    some1 slap
    > if only you knew how bad things really are
    on that hand

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing a roll of duct tape couldn't fix.

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not my problem

    No one cares about chinks except chinks and mongoloid rusky slavs. Why is this thread even up? This board jannies are all asiatics and chinks.

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