chatgpt fucking lies

it just fricking lies and does it confidently. wow great "intelligence"

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what is a hallucination

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's called lying

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      a lame excuse that allow them to say anything the frick they want

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    deep neural nets are bullshit generators
    by default they produce pure bullshit (noise)
    they are trained by penalizing the unconvincing bullshit
    an ideally trained model will have convinced its human supervisors that its output is correct
    but that doesn't mean its output actually is correct, because its human supervisors are not all-knowing oracles
    this is a fundamental problem with deep neural nets, which operate with lossy data compression - this is a feature not a bug, but it is also a limitation

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >has no idea how an ai chatbot works
    >uses a chatbot that was outdated 8 months ago
    >DURR
    >DURR WHY IS IT SHIT
    >DURR IT'S BAD
    ok

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      cope. they just lie good enough for you to hopefully not notice. that's fine for creative stuff but useless for anything that you actually need objective facts. aka it's just a toy

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        at least Bing Chat can do a web search and cite sources
        it's still wrong a lot though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it will get better
      >it just will
      okay

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is moore's law

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The media keep telling us that this technology is going to take our jobs LMAO

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Litteraly nobody says that except 3 anons on BOT

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        people make shit up or accidentally get shit wrong all the fricking time
        all the AI has to do is frick up less than a real human bean does

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          not lying is something people learn as toddlers. it would be one thing if it said "hmm I'm not sure but I'd guess that ________" but it just confidently lies to your face because it's built to be convincing and not accurate.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The chatbot isn't lying. It isn't capable of lying. It's a chatbot. It's not sentient. It's not sapient. It says whatever it pulls from a database to pretend like it's saying something.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s even more abstract than that
              It’s a statistical model trained to estimate a probability distribution using MLE that is predicting the most likely draw for the next token given a series of tokens and that estimated statistical model
              Calling it “a glorified autocomplete” is far closer to the truth than any other popular description because it hones in on the fact you wouldn’t accuse your autocomplete of “lying” or “hallucinating” unless you’re a Boomer moron, so why would you use those terms with an LLM?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                A good example is probably a parrot, I think.
                A parrot can learn what noises tend to go next to one another, and string them together in ways that make it seem like it can talk.
                It can't, though, not really - or, at least, it doesn't UNDERSTAND what it's saying. It can know that "Polly wants a cracker" gets it a cracker and that "bad girl" is the noise its owner makes when it tries to bite their fingers, but it doesn't actually understand what those words MEAN.

                Would you say that a parrot lied to you if it gave you incorrect information, or would you just assume that it had picked up some bullshit noises and spat them out in an order that was pleasing to its walnut of a brain?
                Regardless of your answer, keep in mind that large language models have even less true understanding than a parrot does and add a bunch of dice-rolling to the mix as well.

                ...Also, note that very few of these large language models are hooked into a database. It's literally just word fragments shoved into a huge billions-parameter algorithm to determine what comes next. At best you get Bing which can feed search results back into itself, but that's still a bit of a crapshoot.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice try mr.parrot. I fell for your tricks before but not again this time

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                the difference is that the media isn't constantly telling me DUDE THIS PARROT WILL REPLACE ALL JOBS IT KNOWS EVERYTHING

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If your job is writing bullshit then you're in trouble.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You realize 86% of "journalism" is just AI's writing clickbait right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The information shouldn't have changed in the last 8 months.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        chatgpt runs gpt3, which is very old and frankly, trash
        theyve since released gpt4

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even get it to explain why Jabba's advisor said C-3PO was gay without it going into a morality rant about how we shouldn't criticize gays.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    to be fair this is a hard question to find concrete answers to since most hardcore brady fans don't care about that shit and the canned laughter is especially something studios don't like to talk about. The only actual source on it being one camera is one (1) interview with the cast saying that it took a long time to shoot because it was one camera and no one has ever admitted to the canned laughs but it's obvious. it's the same 70s quiet ahahahaha like you'd hear in scooby doo.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lies casually for no reason
    >lies in court
    >genocidal in one specific direction
    Whatever you say about ChatGPT, you have to admit that it is shaping up to be an apex israelite. Imagine how many israelites that could replace? If all goes well we could have a israelite-in-the-Box (israeliteITB) right at home, never have to worry about ordering a israelite take-out.

    The 23rd century is shaping up into a form that is going to be visible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weird they didn't just program the cucky moderation model to just say you shouldn't be proud to be white because whites have a history of racism. At least they would be upfront and consistent instead of this incongruent mess they've caused.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask it why you can't view the episode of The Brady Bunch where they get measles. Really try to pin it down on the root cause why that episode is not available. Don't accept "the distributor won't distribute that episode" as a root cause answer.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw ChatGPT honeymoon period is over and im back to being depressed
    >tried to fill the gaping hole in my soul with lk99 but that turned out to be a dud as well

    help
    HELP

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chatgpt honeymoon period is over
      I wish the rest of the world felt the same way.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Download some of uncensored 4-bit quantized models, search for your fetish on chub.ai, and coom to a chatbot who will do whatever you ask with no moral inhibitions
      No it won’t improve your life, but it will dull the pain

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anybody with an ounce of cynicism in their bones already prepped themselves for the obvious letdown that lk99 has proven to be, which leads me to believe you are in the age range of 19–21

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >asks chatgpt programming question
    here's your answer anon
    >uh that doesn't seem right
    you are correct. here's your real answer
    >uh that doesn't seem right either
    you are correct. here's is your definitely real answer. *posts the same answer as the first time

    yeah I'm really scared for my job

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wtf why is this chatbot not actually a heckin smart scifi artificial intelligence that is right about things and can be used in place of googling an answer to my moronic questions

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moron doesn't know how something works
    >morons beliefs don't line up with reallity
    >wtf why is thing bad?!
    It's a math program that guesses the next word based on a text block fed to it. It doesn't think, it's not a magic robot brain.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This just in: many humans, most likely including your esteemed self, also frequently lie with confidence. The only difference here is that the machine does so without any malicious intent and has simply learned to do so from its masters due to a statistical prediction engine you could not understand, not due to it being particularly complex but simply due to your own petulant ignorance

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no shit? it's a fricking neo clever hans. it was trained to impress people, not to actually be "smart."

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Claude2 wins.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're just like real people, if you slip in a premise they will accept it without question and base their entire argument off it even though it is completely untrue.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow, glorified autocomplete has no fact checking
    who could've seen that coming

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're aware of this and are using prompts like "According to Wikipedia" to ground it

    Which ironically, is just turning it back into a search engine

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