>ChatGPT can negotiate Comcast bills down for you

>ChatGPT can negotiate Comcast bills down for you
Finally a good reason to use A.I.

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've tried calling and claiming I'm poor and on autismbux and they said too bad you can leave if you want.
    I have no other competition here and they know it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i successfully did this 2 years ago. my bill will jump from $70/mo to $120/mo soon. i'm dreading going through with it again. maybe i'll just threaten to back feed high voltage into their cable network.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always cancel before the introductory period ends and wait a month and call again with another name to reconnect, they give me the intro rate again, haven't paid more than $45/mo for internet in years.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw mutts pay 50$ monthly to get 50mbps
    fucking kek,you can get 100+mbps in india for 60 bucks A YEAR

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pajeetbros keep winning, mutts seething

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I pay 55 for 960/960 poo

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Indians are not human

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but then you also have to live in india and that sounds like a date worse than death.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you just need to be barely above middle class and you can easily avoid all the slums and subhumans if you live in cities like delhi/mumbai/bangalore

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chadjeet, I KNEEL

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mutts earn 1000 times more than you too

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Corporate drones working in bureaucratic positions are literally trained to behave like human flowcharts. Might as well let an actual computer talk to them to save you the hassle of traversing their formulai decision tree.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    giving the subhuman races easy access to the internet is one of the largest mistakes we've made

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      but americans invented the internet, anon

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death to all ISPs.
    The internet should be in the hands of the people. Net neutrality is over.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had it write a cover letter for a consultancy position, it was extremely good and I fully expect an invitation.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, filing insurance claims and reimbursements.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok but what about tinder?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That requires an Artificial Lack-of-Intelligence

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        isn't that just a lobotomy

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Companies are going to put conditions saying customers/users aren't allowed to use AIs when dealing with them in their ToS and EULAs aren't they?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or they will just use an ai to counter your ai…

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        They'll use Anti-AI AIs for sure but they'll say you using Anti Anti-AI AIs is illegal

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My AI agreed to it, and since my AI doersn't use an AI I'm afraid there's nothing you can do since I never signed a contract myself.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to just switch between my wife and I name on the bill to get the new customer price

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CEO of DoNotPay

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want an ai that gets a job for meh!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      gross chud

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >face resembles that of one with mental retardation

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are women like this?
      What drives them to become so extremely narcissistic?

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