Can't some brand just do exactly what Monster Energy is doing (making a gazillion different flavors of soda and selling it in 500 ml cans) but without the cardiac arrest inducing amounts of caffeine? I don't want the fricking caffeine just gimme the soda
>I don't want the fricking caffeine just gimme the soda
literal child
You're right anon real men die of cardiac arrest in their early 30s
its caffeine not cocaine
I mean I used to abuse the frick out of monsters but now whenever I drink one I feel as if my entire body's getting raped by a pack of pajeets but the taste is still top tier.
>getting raped by a gang of pajeet
Yes if you drink the same flavor too much ur gonna hate the smell
I have thought this myself. The answer is probably that so many people are caffeine addicts that there's no market for the few who aren't.
My own wished for product is carrot cake made with avocado oil. All cakes are made with basedbean oil and I don't want that. I don't even particularly like carrot cake. I just don't like eating carrots but want the nutrients from carrots.
I should put out an advertisement for a Mexican bang maid, maybe one of them can custom bake.
God monsters taste so good. I drank the white one and the pink one today, my body hates me.
We are in the same boat anon. my body is like begging to stop
Arizona ice tea
They just make like 5 different flavours of ice tea. Good start, there's potential, but I need more soda.
I should add I like the bottle. It doesn't HAVE to be a can. Glass bottle would be even cooler.
Faygo is probably your best option here. You can 2lmaxx
my go to is fanta, they have a bunch of different flavors but you have to find the right supermarket. there are even more flavors in europe if you live there.
faygo is probably better actually, idk where to find them though. and some flavors have caffeine
I should add (again with me not reading the whole post before replying) that I don't mind caffeine as long as it isn't a gallon of coffee's worth. I don't even feel the caffeine necessarily, like it doesn't make me any more energetic. I just know it's bad for me.
Oh that's neat. They don't sell it here but I do like the look of it. Do they also do smaller bottles though? Cause I specifically want them for on the go. Car rides usually.
Yeah they're gud, I like em.
Man do you guys get Pomelo stateside? This is the frickin breasts I'm tellin you
>pomelo
never seen it
faygos a good option then
i stopped drinking caffeine and now most of my options for drinks are gone. sad most companies dont do no caff of their sodas, id buy mtn dew again if it came decaf
Luv me faygos.
What about snapple?
>not soda
It has flavor, and less caffeine.
https://www.ranker.com/list/best-snapple-flavors/ranker-food
Wow 41 flavors?
Mountain Dew has a bunch of different flavors.
Just drink water, Kyle
implication being that anyone who enjoys the taste of a monster energy every once in a while doesn't also drink water?
What's a better alternative, crack? It's an energy drink.
A better alternative would be the same thing minus the caffeine. Crack would be a worse alternative.
It's not even that much caffeine, do you have a fricked up heart or something?
>it's not even that much caffeine
Compared to what, preworkout? My heart is fine but I'd like to keep it that way thanks.
The caffeine per ounce in normal monster is about the same as coffee, 160mg for a 16oz can is around the same concentration as 100mg for an 8oz cup of coffee. Shit like Bang or C4 is like 300mg for the same size cans.
Hello, its called Red Bull. Just 60mg of caffeine, same as a cup of coffee. Actual adults drink this compared to spazzed out genz'ers with their monsters.
Yeah I know they do, but 1) that's not enough drink and 2) I am in fact a spazzed out gen z'er. Sue me I didn't choose my date of birth.
Redbull jacks you up worse because it is synthetic. It is proven inflammatory (brands with sugar or sweeteners).
coffee fruit extract or green tea is smoother, even if it is 120mg.
You are better off drinking that new spiced Coca-cola, which is 21mg, or caffeine free drinks. Coffee is ok. Chocolate can work for some.
After I got sick, I am not getting much of a buzz though, I think my receptors are damaged from a virus.
I hope the ginseng they put in these things is healthy.
>tfw americans don't know about jarritos