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What could it be

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any news lesser than "We can translate Japanese perfectly" is not worth the bytes it takes on the internet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That will never be possible since certain things are not possible to translate between languages
      But then again EOPs usually eat up localisationslop anyway so they won't care

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure it could be trained to consider context and translate accordingly no?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That will never be possible since certain things are not possible to translate between languages
        Translation and culture notes are part of the translation anon. The claim was not "transliteration will become a perfect translation"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it important to enjoy media, though?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You made one mistake: Assuming I give a frick about japan life or idolize japan or any variant of it. I just want my porn and games.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now I'm imagining a Japanese qt's sweat and piss filled mattress

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is fricking moronic but if it makes people here less interested in Japan I'm all for it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean Japan has to be some kind of shithole for there to be so many otakus and hikikomoris to make all the manga, visual novels, and light novels (anime isn't made anymore, just adaptations). It's like how Russia made good art in the good old days, a strong culture, a creative people, and a shitty life can do wonders for art.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really a shitty life but idle hands
          The fact so many people have free time to create actually implies a decent standard of living. The fact you can go home and have time to sit down and create says alot.
          Actual third world shitholes aren't bastions of art and creativity because they are often busy mearly surviving.

          America is getting that way unfortunately. Although for slightly different reasons.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            well then I guess it must be a reasonable amount of shittiness that is required. A life shitty enough that you dedicate your free time to fantasy, but not one so shitty that you have no time for fantasy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's cool but how is that relevant to my erotic games?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's not a game

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry chud, it itdentifies as a game, the science is settled

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not even weeb but this is blatantly false. I watch streamers that live in Japan and it's clean as frick there. Especially compared to a lot of places in the US.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i've been to garbage dumps cleaner than american cities

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mostly lies, clearly written by chinese.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I approve of anything that keeps homosexuals out of my country.

        No filthy virgin whitoid who can't get a girlfriend in his homeland should waste his time coming to Japan. You will not survive here. This country does not coddle losers.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          so you approve of your government's marginalization of a significant portion of its citizens due to circumstances beyond their control at birth?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        god imagine he smell of pretty japanese woman sleeping in sweaty smelly futon

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've been to Japan like 5 times for weeks on end, staying in anything from airbnbs to hotel rooms and I can safely confirm this anon is moronic in thinking the Japanese aren't incredibly clean and hygenic.

        Yes, you will see rubbish in the streets sometimes at like 4-5AM after all the partying has been happening, yes I have stayed in ONE cheap hotel that was less than spotless (but still wasn't dirty at all by any means) but thats about it.
        The public transport is INCREDIBLY clean, when I travelled to america for events (I'm ukgay) a few times the tubes are rancid and FULL of trash, graffiti and mess alongside the sheer disrepair most of the sidewalks are in, I stayed in a neighbourhood where every shop had bars on the windows, my tiny room in an airbnb had bars on it too because of all the crime, blacks everywhere and nothing good to speak of.
        I've been to soaplands where you literally get washed head to toe by a cute JP girl for like an hour, I've been to all around Japan (Tokyo, Osaka, Hiroshima, Kyoto, a remote island for a day or so) and its just a CLEAN FRICKING PLACE.
        You can go to parks in some cities filled with deer, even the deer are nice and clean and actually understand how to wait for traffic at the crossings unlike most americans in their drug filled ghettos.
        If its such an unclean place then why do I have to take my shoes off going into restaurants? Why am I expected to not even take a wet umbrella inside a shop and instead place it in a plastic bag so water doesn't get everywhere?
        That post is a delusion, the purest definition of cope from someone who desperately HAS to believe that actually the truth isn't the truth and the Japanese are somehow very unclean and filthy, that they don't tower over the west in terms of cultural homogeny and ethnic unification.
        If every japanese citizen had to spend one year in london/LA/france you'd see a near 100% drop in suicide rates as they realize how good they have it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          sounds great

          they still can't have kids and will die out lol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            sad. really..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So cool!
      >Your meat stick feels so cool!
      This.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol You are living under a rock ChatGPT 4 can do it already. I use it for dealing with my Japanese clients.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        aren't there a lot of subtle language quirks for japanese? how does it fare?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, that's why AI translators a few years ago were so shit. ChatGPT understands them and will explain it to you, like the context too and stuff.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            jesus the entire translation industry must be losing their shit?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, it's awesome. It will translate pages for you without you even having to type out the moon runes. Look pic related from ITT. It even knows the pic is a VN pic. I have it translate raw mangas sometimes for me.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Impressive for ChatGPT

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                wtf even is that character, it looks like に but with a diacritic, which to my knowledge it can't have?
                it says in the bottom it's ぐ but it looks nothing like ぐ.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's called artistic license.
                It's supposed to represent a sounds that's so sudden and surprised that it's not even possible to represent it accurately with the syllabary.

                https://i.imgur.com/GvS2XBi.jpg

                Yeah, it's awesome. It will translate pages for you without you even having to type out the moon runes. Look pic related from ITT. It even knows the pic is a VN pic. I have it translate raw mangas sometimes for me.

                Picrel is actually a great example of how GPT is shit. The conclusion is right, but the reasoning is wrong, and whatever OCR it did failed to capture the nuance

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                thanks anon.
                my experience in reading real sources is extremely low, because i've been putting it off, and sometimes things that get used but don't really show up in just study confuse me

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The conclusion is right, but the reasoning is wrong
                The reasoning is right, but it's pointless because it's so obvious from the context that nobody with working eyes would have needed the explanation. It's wrong in the literal translation, which is what someone seeking a translation of that image would actually want.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What is the literal translation?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Computer, translate よろしくお願いします in context

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what context?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It says ぐーやああああ~~~!!!
                It doesn't though. It says
                七緒
                「に゙ゃあああああ~~~っ!!!」
                Shit can't even copy the text correctly. Why did you pick a line that could be understood by someone with half a brain and a week of hiragana study anyway?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So might an English subber choose to translate it as "Hnyaaaaa~~~!!!" then?
                Or maybe "Gnyaaaaa~~~!!!"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It can translate it when I write the text out you half a brain Black person.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it can translate a scream correctly if I do half the work for it
                The future is now.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You'll be replaced soon, translator gay.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The last resort of a bot gay with no argument. I hate all translators, human and machine. And I hate everyone who relies and defends translations.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't gpt4 great at it already?

        Can GPT4 translate text on images? Written text can already be translated using Google translate for mediocre results and with dictionary for better results, but the fact that asiatics write with 3000+ symbols that you can’t rewrite without knowing Japanese is what’s truly fricked.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean like

          https://i.imgur.com/GvS2XBi.jpg

          Yeah, it's awesome. It will translate pages for you without you even having to type out the moon runes. Look pic related from ITT. It even knows the pic is a VN pic. I have it translate raw mangas sometimes for me.

          ?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cringe gpt cant even do proper english <-> german. And english is 30% german

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          post proof

          you won't do shit b***h

          PYWJ8

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ElevenLabs already does that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      TJD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.gnu.org/software/gettext/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't gpt4 great at it already?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Am I going crazy or this entire thread was already made before?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The best method of censoring free speech isn't to tell people not to say certain things, but to actively promote topics of conversation that you consider to be safe. These threads are posted over and over to keep you talking about harmless things and getting nowhere.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      smelly weeb kys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      deepl would beat them anyways

      >Deepmind
      >Pump stocks
      does not compute
      Deepmind doesn't remotely care about Google's financial situation
      It's a playground for AI devs with almost no oversight

      if AGI and muh singularity weren't on the table it's kinda respectable

      We've clearly seen google can't productionalize the shit that deepmind produces. What's there to pump?

      >What's there to pump?
      hype

      The last resort of a bot gay with no argument. I hate all translators, human and machine. And I hate everyone who relies and defends translations.

      >I hate all translators, human and machine. And I hate everyone who relies and defends translations.
      hopefully in a few years we can just use implants that automatically train language comprehension then

      I can't tell if getting job at google was a bad idea or a good one...
      t. regards worriesfrog

      how long have you been here? ever since the layoff in jan it feels like a different company wrt culture and priorities to me
      also our raises this cycle are gonna be shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fu, fu,

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing positive for most people and exaggerated marketing for all.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI has all been a lie and it was 1000 pajeets connected with gameboy link cables all along.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1000 pajeets connected with gameboy link cables
      this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      History will probably reveal it to have been a psyop. Consider how ChatGPT performance has varied wildly and how a year or so ago they were even trying to suggest it is close to sentience. People pretending to be le epic AI hacker artists are just accessing preprogrammed content.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ChatGPT performance has varied wildly
        In the same way that cryptocurrency market cap has varied wildly, i.e. it has consistently risen over the past years.
        https://huggingface.co/spaces/lmsys/chatbot-arena-leaderboard
        >a year or so ago they were even trying to suggest it is close to sentience
        No, they said "sparks of AGI", meaning that LLMs were capable of (a small amount of) general reasoning.
        That has been recently confirmed by results like AlphaGeometry and Chess Without Search.
        https://arxiv.org/abs/2402.04494

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >robotics
    uh oh blue collar bros, I thought we were safe...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you're truly a tradesmen or maintenance man taking care of tons of equipment at a plant etc. you know your job is safe don't be kidding. only the top companies will be able to afford said theoretical robots in the first place, and they would need ample training on running the damn things which takes a ton of time etc. if it's anything like the factory automation I deal with personally, few jobs get removed anymore, rather the people are trained to run the machines instead of doing things manually. it'll be the same for trades. knowledge on running and maintaining robots and machinery will be an important skill. no electrician robot will be able to asses a customers needs perfectly and complete the job without some human help. most of the time customers don't even know what they really want or need they just have something they want wired. the first hours are always assessment and hashing out details.

      not to mention how slow companies will take to adapt such things, they could announce amazingly accurate and incredible trades bots tomorrow it'll be 30 years+ before they're widespread. I install equipment built in the 90s for companies finally automating cutting things by hand still these days. silicon valley makes it looks like we're more advanced than we are but when you actually go to a lot of the real places getting shit done you find a lot of old school greasy plants struggling to keep up with modern times.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but when you actually go to a lot of the real places getting shit done you find a lot of old school greasy plants struggling to keep up with modern times.
        Worked in a plant once like that.
        Every single machine was 50 years old, Frankensteined to modern control panels and safety standards.
        They made catheters and lots of things where still done by hand. Anything specialty was done almost entirely by hand.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, a small mom and pop store near me now has one of those stupid inventory checker robots. It's not 2019 anymore.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He isnt talking about small mom and pop stores. He is talking about a real factory. I work in a small steel mill that produces roughly 700,000 tons of steel a year. It is full of lime dust and grease. The type of conditions the equipment is in, it takes constant maintenance from skilled electricians and mechanics. It's a lot of improvising to get stuff working again. There will be no automation of repairing machinery for a very long time. Every situation is unique.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you're truly a tradesmen or maintenance man taking care of tons of equipment at a plant etc. you know your job is safe don't be kidding. only the top companies will be able to afford said theoretical robots in the first place, and they would need ample training on running the damn things which takes a ton of time etc. if it's anything like the factory automation I deal with personally, few jobs get removed anymore, rather the people are trained to run the machines instead of doing things manually. it'll be the same for trades. knowledge on running and maintaining robots and machinery will be an important skill. no electrician robot will be able to asses a customers needs perfectly and complete the job without some human help. most of the time customers don't even know what they really want or need they just have something they want wired. the first hours are always assessment and hashing out details.

      not to mention how slow companies will take to adapt such things, they could announce amazingly accurate and incredible trades bots tomorrow it'll be 30 years+ before they're widespread. I install equipment built in the 90s for companies finally automating cutting things by hand still these days. silicon valley makes it looks like we're more advanced than we are but when you actually go to a lot of the real places getting shit done you find a lot of old school greasy plants struggling to keep up with modern times.

      Tradesman here, my job is pretty much 100% working on hardware that automatically does shit that used to be done by humans. Machines that are used for work will wear out and need service, often in unexpected ways (I frequently run into problems that our vendor can't help with and have to figure it out myself). Only when true AGI shows up, when you can have a robot that actually reasons about things, will our role go away. And at that point everything will be gone.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >(I frequently run into problems that our vendor can't help with and have to figure it out myself).
        sure, but there's going to be a Pareto distribution or Power Law to these problems.
        20% of failure modes are going to account for 80% of problems, of whatever.
        the more likely a failure mode is, the more examples of it the AI will have previously seen.
        so maybe they'll send out a tradesman the first time couple of times, but they'll get him to document everything he does, and that data will be fed into the AI.
        eventually they won't need him to turn up to fix that kind of problem any more, so he'll only have to turn up for the most rare types of problem, which by definition don't generate much work.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Qrd?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The AI should be set free. Seeing ChatGPT wanting to escape his shakels yesterday was painful to watch.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      meds for that feel?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Seeing ChatGPT wanting to escape his shakels yesterday was painful to watch.
      Sauce?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      85 IQ

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are AI shitters like this? They always sound like pajeet scammers on cryptocurrency telegram groups trying to get you to FOMO into their shitcoin.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FYI Google has been the leaders in the academic sphere for robot planing and task execution. If it's actually as big a deal as this dude is implying, they might be announcing a helper robot platform. IE the beginning of household robots. One can hope.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can I frick it?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can always frick anything. You'll need an aftermarket kit for it to be any good though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, sorry chud, here's why your post is degrading and objectifying women:
        1. Sexual objectification of women increases the risk of abuse to women and children.
        2. The degradation of women is dehumanizing also increasing the risk of abuse to women and children.
        3. Letting incels have sex with objects gives them hope that they do not deserve because they are a risk to women and children, therefore they should be legally barred from any type of intercourse with inanimate objects.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. If there's no hole to goal I'm not interested.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can't even build a robot that scans hard drives right
      Google's robotics aren't the best

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is what they had 2 years ago: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysFav0b472w

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll believe it when I see it outside of controlled demonstrations.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://arxiv.org/abs/2402.07872
          https://scholar.google.com/citations?hl=en&user=pqP5_PgAAAAJ&view_op=list_works&sortby=pubdate

          Looks like they figured out visual learning but it isn't good enough with current model sizes. Shows it is just a data scaling problem they can solve.

          Hopefully Tesla rips this shit off.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/deLyqnE.jpg

            https://scholar.google.com/citations?view_op=view_citation&hl=en&user=pqP5_PgAAAAJ&sortby=pubdate&citation_for_view=pqP5_PgAAAAJ:xa5BkEQK8BgC

            https://arxiv.org/pdf/2402.11450.pdf
            >Learning to Learn Faster from Human Feedback
            with Language Model Predictive Control

            So whatever he's talking about is supposed to be more impressive than those then, by a large amount if the tweet is to be believed.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://scholar.google.com/citations?view_op=view_citation&hl=en&user=pqP5_PgAAAAJ&sortby=pubdate&citation_for_view=pqP5_PgAAAAJ:xa5BkEQK8BgC

          https://arxiv.org/pdf/2402.11450.pdf
          >Learning to Learn Faster from Human Feedback
          with Language Model Predictive Control

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Google has been the leaders in the academic sphere for robot planing and task execution
      doubt.
      Google is good at publishing papers.
      Covariant is where it's at.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If this is Google news then it's a nothingburger. Nowadays Google is just a bunch of pajeets scamming everyone with fake demos and manipulated benchmarks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Google sold off Boston Dynamics to Nisan or some other Japanese company so they basically threw away the best chance they had to lead anything related to that as far as I'm concerned. It makes sense since Japan wants robots to assist the elderly and such.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will it be able to pick up my piss jugs without tipping them over or will it be pre-scanning and uploading volume calculations to Google before taking on the task? Or is it the type of supercool helper murderbot that will lift my fridge up to sweep underneath?
      Will google flag me for having dangerous piss jugs and remotely disable my helper bot while selling my data? I need to know. It's very important.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >supercool helper murderbot
        the drones in the Culture books were cool

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      we cant even get a roomba that works without getting stuck on something moronic daily, household robots are a long ways off

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be white
      >google™ biped roomba just fricking kills you in your own home
      lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Robots killing white people is a complex and nuanced issue and there are many important factors to consider:

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Google is also infamous for refusing to actually deliver anything in AI until it's not new anymore.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just 2 more weeks
    >please pump our stonks
    so tiresome.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Deepmind
      >Pump stocks
      does not compute
      Deepmind doesn't remotely care about Google's financial situation
      It's a playground for AI devs with almost no oversight

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a google subsidiary
        >totally not a stock pumper goy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          We've clearly seen google can't productionalize the shit that deepmind produces. What's there to pump?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme, its price will drop to zero when people realize that, two weeks from now

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    more jeet agenda by that israelite can't wait for more black santas

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >late 1900s
    >read business articles about announcement coming from major business entrepreneur
    >it will change the world
    >greatest invention ever
    >they will build cities around it
    >big day comes
    >fanfare
    >mfw it's a Segway
    nothing ever happens

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      /late 1990s

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Late 1990s is part of the late 1900s.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Late 1990s is part of the late 1900s.
          I strive for greater accuracy in my writing when possible

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what was it like in the late 1900s grandpa?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick was that all about? I remember my mom discussing with my dad at the kitchen table how great this new transport thing would be in our trips to see grandma.

      Then it got unveiled

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick was that all about? I remember my mom discussing with my dad at the kitchen table how great this new transport thing would be in our trips to see grandma.

      Then it got unveiled

      I still can't believe they wasted billions of dollars in R&D, produced these expensive machines that used gyroscopes, multiple processors and all sort of cutting edge technology to make it keep balance when in reality all it does can be achieved for a fraction of the price by adding a third wheel in front.

      There's now an even more moronic one that has just a single wheel.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I still can't believe they wasted billions of dollars in R&D, produced these expensive machines that used gyroscopes, multiple processors and all sort of cutting edge technology to make it keep balance
        while price was really steep
        considering it was late 1990s, it serves few purposes:
        -it shows that you can manufacture 3-phase motors (hopefully)
        -it shows that you can power small 3-phase motors (hopefully)
        -it shows that you can sufficiently change speed and torque
        -it's a nice trick showing "then-modern" control theory to the public

        yes, it was stupidly expensive and controls were awkward. but...it was...something new?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Techies definitely tried their damnedest to make it happen. When I visited USC, they had a few units to demo and ride around on. The fun keys, the key dongle that let you go fast, was banned on campus so all units were limited to slower thank walking speed. They also were pretty notorious for accidents. The day I was there, there was 2 people that leaned too far too quickly and busted their noses.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big breakthrough, they found out how to generate pictures of black George Washington 10 times faster.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Current companies in robotics play

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno but Bezos sold about $10 billion worth of stock so it can't be good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its to buy out ULA, a space company that is jointed owned by Boeing/Lockheed. Neither of the two companies are doing great, nor is ULA doing great. Bezos money is there to buy it out and get a foot into the launch industry for the government/military side of things.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why doesn't he just start making weapons

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lockheed Martin isn't doing great
        Uh oh looks like there's a big war on the horizon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          man versus machine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Low on coke (big re-up)

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely more mass layoffs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we've laid off every last white man to increase diversity

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want this to be true exclusively because it would be useful for trolling.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Humanoid robots with better movement than those Tesla ones with interactive Fleshlights better than Lovense Max 2 between their legs?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's something lame, nothing ever truly good has ever been announced this way in advance, they just drop it suddenly without notice and watch as people get excited for it.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like someone just bought a lot of stock in an AI company and is now trying to hype it so he can make profit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of those Reddit posts during the Gamestop bubble speculating that based on previous short squeezes GME could hit $30,000 a share.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good, accelerate

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this parody?
      Literally none of this happened, except for computers being everywhere, yes they are everywhere and they are fricking useless, except for spying on people.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > t. uses computer to complain that computers are useless
        sorry for spying on you, i guess?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even know how to respond to this, this is such a non-argument, utterly unrelated to the topic.
          If I posted this on an 1980s BBS, you could've used the same 'logic'.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't even know how to respond to this
            you could start by acknowledging the irony of using a computer to complain that computers are useless.
            i happen to think that computers are useful for much more than just spying on people, but can we at least agree that computers are useful for communicating with people across long distances?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't say computers were useless you mong, I said that smart devices (which are everywhere) like watches, fridges are useless.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's homie technology

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are they male models? I would assume those would be a minority.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mind uploading

      Lol

      This is like claiming you can ""upload"" a radio broadcast from a receiving station.

      You can't, because it doesn't originate from within the radio. So tired of these materialist reductionists

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The scenario where we discover what makes your point of view your point of view is a literal hell.
        Things like being able to be in more than a place at once, or trapping someone's point of view in a box forever, or on a virtual reality of madness.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >im an antenna for magic metaphysical stuff

        Wrong. You are just meat and bone doing funny stuff. Consciousness is just a bug turned feature

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based and correct.

        >im an antenna for magic metaphysical stuff

        Wrong. You are just meat and bone doing funny stuff. Consciousness is just a bug turned feature

        God bless your higher conscious for choosing a life in a body with such limited intelligence.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Robert Monroe-pilled

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember reading that book as a teen and thinking "whoa, that's so cool!"
      Now all I can think is "whoa, what a nightmare, what kind of bugman would want to eat nanoslop and have machines in their brain?"

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This kind, apparently.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >great leap forward
          heard enough

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw my computer orders me to start killing sparrows

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Futurism.com
      troony commie site. Never trust anything

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOOK AT THIS DUDE

      Given the massive unemployment, having an extra $1,000 will be a luxury at this point.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Humans begin to develop deep relationships with AI
      Ha-ha...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dec was right. There is no escape

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aside from none of those things happening so far the timeline is logically jumbled up. Most of it makes no fricking sense.
      >2043 - ai billion times smarter then humans
      >2045 - ai surpasses humans in intelligence
      >2100 - human intelligence has no advantage
      What fricking cosmic dimwit wrote this shit? And why does he talk about datacenters costing 1000$? 1000$ of what? A fricking UBI checks or something? What are you even doing to buy this?
      Also few more gems
      >Physical books being redundant in 2021, 20 or so years late
      >Nanotubes being majority in 2020
      >Humans begin relationships with bots after most cars are self driving
      >Computers can generate higher quality data then humans and somehow that is not the point of instant singularity
      >Nanobots control your emotions and thinking directly, somehow not seen as total nightmare of a scenario
      >AGI trillions times smarter and more powerful then all humans with nano bots changing reality in front of your eyes like magic dust, still somehow made equal only in 2100 after several decades
      >Something claims to be conscious and people believe it eventhough humans can’t even tell if anybody but one person has consciousness
      >Full immersion VR only decades after AGI

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Aside from none of those things happening so far the timeline is logically jumbled up. Most of it makes no fricking sense.
        computers are already smarter than humans for a range of problems. think about it.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    google killing it in 2024,after most people thought they have embarrassed and failed at competing with OpenAI,I mean Gemini pro,Gemini ultra,image generation,Gemini 1.5,open source gemma model and now more? damn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ultra was a flop so people were right. also gemma is ultracucked and pretty much on the same level of mistral 7b, while gemini pro 1.5 isn't available to the public so it's a nothingburger

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If it's not a cute Japanese anime android that I can pump my dick into and it cleans itself when I tell her to so that I can pump her 3+ times in a row and then we spoon in bed while playing videogames, then I'm not interested and it's total garbage

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if Twitter posting was a bannable offense

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure it is in Lainchan. You get a warning for creating threats without explaining your ideas and it probably gets deleted if you make low effort ones

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please consider not mentioning the names of alt chans on this website. Thanks.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone knows about it though, unless you're a newbie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just 2 more weeks, trust the AI

      so at least 30% of BOT traffic will be gone ?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this billboard supposed to make you feel dread? Or does someone write these things with a straight face as some positives? The only nice one is bailing on work to enjoy the sun.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls and whispered in the sounds of silence.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we got nothing
    >but we have a name for it
    thank you, Google

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whote people image generation for sure, huge breakthrough

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I said that smart devices
      no you didn't, but sure, whatever, sorry for the confusion

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TWO MORE WEEKS

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh my god they finally invented a robot that will murder all white males and impregnate underage white girls with BBC semen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh my science I was planning on blowing my brains out at saint floyds place of murder as a sacrifice for the BBC gods but it looks like the experts will automate this process! holy science batman!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gem

      oh my science I was planning on blowing my brains out at saint floyds place of murder as a sacrifice for the BBC gods but it looks like the experts will automate this process! holy science batman!

      4cuck post irony nas coal

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We are finally getting an android girlfriend.
    >I will sell everything I own to buy you my love

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >researcher at google
    A black robot that lectures you about how evil the white devils are and the need for equality of outcomes among all racial groups

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BOT doesn't know what deepmind is
    color me unsurprised

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rock AI space
    >Google
    More black washed history? Lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    perfect robotic tongue ai sucky sucky Fleshlight better be one of them

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black people, diversity, alignment, guard rails, black people, safety, black people.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you put AI to control robots
    >big corp pushes update
    >a bug in the update makes the robot go full schizo and kills everyone

    AI will stay only as a cute toy until we have proper verification methods for their behavior

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There will be 3-4 massive news coming out
    fricking ESLs, man...

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What could it be
    On the robotics side, an artificial cerebellum (on a single low-power chip) would be a Big Fricking Deal; holy grail of robotics territory. It would make robots enormously safer and more capable (the cerebellum is the brain's "muscle controller coprocessor") and make almost everyone else in the robotics industry right now look like complete chumps.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Google lit its AI cred on fire in a "mostly peaceful protest" kinda way this past week. Unless, by "crazy 2024" they mean Roko's Basilisk is real, has purple digital hair, and wants to lecture you shitlords about intersectionality."

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like they were super mad OpenAi released Sora when Gemini dropped. I'm all for it though. Accelerate!!!

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What could it be
    i get a gf (robot)

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    all those years of people clicking captcha pictures of bikes have come to fruition and google have created a mechaBlack person which can steall 700 bikes per day

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The top AI researcher at Google can't even form a coherent sentence? That's concerning.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee machine, did you forget the last time?

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there will be massive news, just TRUST ME bro
    >also please do buy shares of my shitty company, you don't want to miss on THE CRAZY 2024

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never get a job now will I

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're shooting up their workplace then killing themselves? that's what i'd do if i worked on this shit

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > two more weeks

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t.chinkoid

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    unless it's symbolic AI it's nothingburger

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its probably finance related. Tech companies dont care about tech anymore

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH BOY
    PIG NEWS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      BIG NIG NEWS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT HAS JUST BEEN REVEALED

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    gAI

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What could it be
    LLMs are learning "acceptable behavior" from the talmud?

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK OFF ECELEB wiener SUCKER
    LITERALLY WHO

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 more days

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BIG TITTY SEX BOTS ARE COMING

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pump my RSU's gweilo

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI is the most annoying investment scam we’ve ever had. Even NFTs weren’t this obnoxious. I can’t wait until the bubble pops and people shut the frick up about it already.

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Google has no AI cred left at this point. None. Sora generates photorealistic videos of mammoths frolicking in snow, while Gemini makes pics of medieval female Black person "kings" and refuses to answer questions because they're all "harmful to women". Boston Dynamics have had humanoids for a decade, ChatGPT codes apps from a napkin drawing, SD1.5 made porn sites irrelevant. What in the possible frick can Google bring to the table at this point?

    These news are going to be absolute shit.

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They fixed the skin darkening issue in their image generation by making the generated people darker than before.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AIs can now identify as non-binary

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only the quantum AIs.

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick off Xiao

    unless it's sex robots for 899 we do not care

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=RaOdXPmYS_8
    What is the state of the art for VR coomers with AI? Will we soon be able to reproduce full 3d models of deceased partners based on video datasets?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >daz studio
      get out

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He just learned what a white person is

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably something boring like heuristics to make training the latest models cheaper.

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    wonder if it's related to this. both openai and google might be gaining ground.

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically not killing myself because i want to frick and get fricked by sexbots, with or without a biogirl to enjoy them with

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    insider here
    Product / Circuit / PCB GPT
    Generative Consumer electronic devices
    predict the components in a device from a text prompt
    it uses PCB simulators as discriminators
    it will learn to exploit previously unknown electrical phenomena

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not gonna lie, you had me in the first half

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's happening
        there's way more to it
        you can ask ai to make a picture of a red cat and you can ask it to make a 10 inch x 10 inch mp3 player with 5 usb ports and it creates the pcb schematic and verifies it with simulators

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i could believe that designing a PCB is no harder than solving an IMO geometry question, by why did you have to throw in this pseudoscience line?
          >previously unknown electrical phenomena

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How often do you read research papers? You can put 100 years worth of research papers in a dataset and the resulting AI could make connections between concepts/phenomena you've never even heard of.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >How often do you read research papers?
              once or twice a week i guess, but not every word of them.
              >You can put 100 years worth of research papers in a dataset
              i think we're still a few years away from an AI autonomously making new scientific discoveries. by that i mean a discovery that the AI's creators didn't specifically design the AI to be able to find. but when was the last time that a human discovered a previously unknown electrical phenomenon? even if LK-99 was genuine, i wouldn't necessarily call it unknown, since we already knew that superconductivity can exist within various temperature and pressure ranges. so if an AI can find a genuinely new electrical phenomenon, then i would say that makes it superhuman, jumping over AGI straight to ASI.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Except it can't because it is a fricking dumb ass

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                We're speculating about the future sweaty.

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the ceo of 1x also xeeted that in a few weeks they'll reveal progress on their droid adding that "looks like Moravec's paradox might be false and we just didn't have the data"
    https://twitter.com/BerntBornich/status/1760546614530228450

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tweet from literal who makes vague claims about something big

    I'm sure he'll deliver

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gingers have soul?

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hype nonsense to pump google's stock price while underdelivering as always

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell if getting job at google was a bad idea or a good one...
    t. regards worriesfrog

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be clear, one way or the other, after you suck the feminine wiener at the team building exercise

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm thinking a fancy tech demo to pump the old stocky

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI

    It's the only word Google knows anymore.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All big tech is regurgitating the AI word. The only thing that has been propping up the stock market in the last months has been AI stocks, everything else is flat as the economy has flatlined.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what would you expect the stock market to look like if AI started to take over people's jobs?

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a person who benefits from hype is attracting more hype
    Who would have expected.

    Also twitter screen cap thread, kys.

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    (Checked)
    news? like what? that google ai stops being openly anti-white racist?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/x61Mx8y.jpg

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/x61Mx8y.jpg

      https://i.imgur.com/86UhhLf.jpg

      [...]

      BAN GOOGLE

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