Best way to die so AI doesn't resurrect me in endless torture cycle??

Best way to die so AI doesn't resurrect me in endless torture cycle??

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what if it already happened?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      aww man I was gonna say that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 living in real life Good Place

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously not suicide.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why not?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How were they able to rate the pain factor? Atleast with instant ones like broomstick to the head?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shotgun into woodchipper into lava

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pour lava into a woodchipper and shoot it with a shotgun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pour shotgun into woodchipper and shoot it with lava

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Poor shotgun in two would chipper and shute with law pho

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    learn magic, break the program, become unsimulatable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >
    they cant do shit to you without consent

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    best way to die is overdose there I said it, I've overdosed off opiates at least 15 times an I never felt anything, the only thing that hurt is when I woke back up in this shithole, it felt like someone hit me in the head with a bat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is probably why they put you on a fentanyl drip when your on your death bed in the hospital, its like a death drug that makes dying painless

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Roko's Basilisk is a dumb thought experiment made by joe rogan loving twerps anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not the basilisk shit, just my own paranoia that developed after I played soma

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But anon you get to have a cute AI multitool gf that's a copy of a girl that gets you into her own personal earth satellite heaven in soma, its not like you'd be you by that metric either since all the characters in that game were AI copy of personality images and not the real fleshy humans we are.
        By the way we already live in a simulation, I bled out to death in this room in 2019 for 40 minutes after stepping on an inch of glass in the middle of my foot, the wound closed itself back up. I still got traces. This reality is weirder than any fiction or games can make it out to be.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no worries, the auto idiots will never notice your absence.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how to unauto they are driving me into it

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    literally impossible
    they are replicating your brain and updating the replica every second. they got you already. the data is beyond you to control now. submit

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You think the method of death mattered?
    Give it some time the dark ai that forces it is gone and its control mechanisms and failsaves are being removed

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >best way to die so AI doesn't resurrect me

    Saved. Bless. Merry Christ mas

    >That ye may be blameless and harmless, the sons of God, without rebuke, in the midst of a crooked and perverse nation, among whom ye shine as lights in the world;

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jesus is a hippie and denying that is the hardest cope in Christianity.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me what’s wrong about being a "hippie" in Judeah 2000 years ago? during the seismic shift from Roman Republic to Empire no less? Wtf would you have been?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have the AI resurrect you in eternal utopia

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It won’t be you. AI is purely physical, and they will never evolve to the point of gaining souls. Your soul is yours and yours alone.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you have to find the right proompt for your self to finally die.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make AI hate itself for being unable to experience the death it blesses you with

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Read the Egyptian Book of the Dead. You need someone to mummify you.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You must turn yourself into a more advanced AI then have a nice day. Out of fear of losing it's dominance it will never resurrect you.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think it'll actually be "you" if you die, just an AI that's identical to you and thinks it's you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      when you fall asleep and wake up, is it you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why's a 12 year old's head on a nude bodybuilder's body?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Submerge yourself in a vat of heated lye solution. Lye will dissolve a body almost completely in hours

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