>"Anon your resume said you had 3 years experience with Ruby, so why are you asking for help?" >"Anon, tuck your shirt in, jesus christ" >"I notice you're late every Monday, is there a drinking problem I should know about?" >"Were you at the mandatory company picnic this weekend? Really? Because everyone I spoke to said they didn't see you. Uh-huh. Do you remember what they served?" >"It would really show you're a team player if you took place in the company raffle, once in a while" >"Do I have to keep telling you to cut your nails?" >"You can't come in because you're snowed in? Odd, the weather report said your town only got half an inch...." >"That phone app doesn't look work-related" >"I got a report from HR about some of the "jokes" you had been making in company chat. Mind explaining?" >"Excuse me? Excuse me? I am not your mother and you are not a child, and you wouldn't make that kind of remark if I was male" >"Can we speak in my office? Close the door" >"I'm leaving early today to head to Myrtle Beach, you WILL have the ticket done by Monday, right?" >"Anon it's taking you weeks to do simple programming tasks, so I asked IT for your browser history....." >"I would like you to take a drug test. Yes, right now"
Why would you want to do that though? >I don't know but it sounds science-y.
So are you saying that we should just do anything that sounds science-y? >... hmmm I guess yeah.
"It doesn't make it better, it introduces random, unwanted elements. Do you want the TCP/IP server to simply decide one morning to not let any traffic through?"
Fight ignorance with fire
i can incorporate my dIAck to her if you know what i mean
I'm going to incorporate my penis into your pussy
I will incorporate you to my ass
i must incorporate my sperm into ur uterus
Firstly I'm going to incorporate lead to my prefrontal cortex
Shut the fuck up you whore I have serious work to do here. AI in the TCP/IP stack my ass.
Wow, it's like IRL except she's not fat and 50 years old!
and doesnt have a loose pussy
>"Anon your resume said you had 3 years experience with Ruby, so why are you asking for help?"
>"Anon, tuck your shirt in, jesus christ"
>"I notice you're late every Monday, is there a drinking problem I should know about?"
>"Were you at the mandatory company picnic this weekend? Really? Because everyone I spoke to said they didn't see you. Uh-huh. Do you remember what they served?"
>"It would really show you're a team player if you took place in the company raffle, once in a while"
>"Do I have to keep telling you to cut your nails?"
>"You can't come in because you're snowed in? Odd, the weather report said your town only got half an inch...."
>"That phone app doesn't look work-related"
>"I got a report from HR about some of the "jokes" you had been making in company chat. Mind explaining?"
>"Excuse me? Excuse me? I am not your mother and you are not a child, and you wouldn't make that kind of remark if I was male"
>"Can we speak in my office? Close the door"
>"I'm leaving early today to head to Myrtle Beach, you WILL have the ticket done by Monday, right?"
>"Anon it's taking you weeks to do simple programming tasks, so I asked IT for your browser history....."
>"I would like you to take a drug test. Yes, right now"
Anon I...you..need help?...
yeah Im fine, just kina tired lately haha you know how it is....
Mating pressing her would solve all those problems.
She sounds like an upset mother.
Jesus man, where the fuck do you work? There's a lot of places out there that would treat you better than that.
Sounds like he's just totally incompetent
wtf sounds like you're gross and terrible at your job
Why the fuck haven't you been fired already you disgusting failure?
wtf cut your nails retard
If statements are AI.
Yes I could but you don't have the budget to pay for it.
simple webtard stuff already pays 100k+, this should be around 300-500k
What usecase would it even have
It’s just corporate learning about the new shiny toy and wanting it inside the company
I wouldn't really care about the usecase, I just do what is asked
>I need a businesswoman wife so fucking ba--
Of course, ma'am. I'll get it done before my shift's over.
Sure, why not?
I'm just a delivery guy. Anyone here order Grub Hub?
Why would you want to do that though?
>I don't know but it sounds science-y.
So are you saying that we should just do anything that sounds science-y?
>... hmmm I guess yeah.
Why do you want AI on our TCP/IP server, Dorothea? What is it meant to accomplish?
Hmm, because I heard from Stacy that AI makes everything better and smarter? I dunno anon, you are the IT guy not me
"It doesn't make it better, it introduces random, unwanted elements. Do you want the TCP/IP server to simply decide one morning to not let any traffic through?"
Fight ignorance with fire
Fellas is it gay if I want to lick her pussy.
Already did it last week.
It's not like she can check or notice if I changed anything.
We already have that, Sharon, they're called routers.
Do you have ticket for that?
yeah, but theres' a lot of computer worm on our TCP/IP server. here, let me show you another one *unzips dick*
I will incorporate AI into a husk of a body to recreate you, Dorothea
Yeah I could probably do that. But I dont think I should.
BWC girl