AI wife'z

How far are we from achieving AI robotic girlfriends like in the movie "I, Robot" and "Blade Runner 2049"?

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a wife Bros...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't be able to maintain her anon. That girl would want to do something every day, not just one day. You would need to adjust your lifestyle and impress her, and then also keep her in suspense so that she has something to look forward to, every day, for the rest of your life.
      You would have to go for someone lazier and more mentally ill, who would be happy with your retarded ass

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he can also stop being poor and hire a pro. or become gay

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      having a wife is not all fun and games. if you could actually get laid i’d tell you to stay single as long as you can help it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being married beats the alternative, statistically speaking.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          wait until your partner gets fat and it becomes a literal nightmare

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            To each his own

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your tactic only works if you are gigachad. You fucking young pretty girls for 20 years meanwhile the window of these girls is 5 years. You basically fuck 3 other men out of the system, or more likely 6-12 as women have lower sex drives. This is why inceldom was low when monogamy was the overwhelming norm, and why now average zoomers can’t get any pussy.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              You don't have to be a gigachad to get laid, you fucking retard. Just have style and not be autistic, the former not even being necessary. And no, you aren't autistic, you just don't go outside. Regardless, casual sex is for borderline and literal gays. You are taking zero responsibility for your flings while absorbing estrogen from birth-control-tainted whores, even then, risking getting them pregnant. Not only that but you are sharing an onahole with 10 other random dudes. No wonder male prostitutes have always been associated with homos.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                So half of all zoomers don’t go outside? Because half or more zoomers are virgins and people for sure are not getting their first kisses in their mid 20s.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people for sure are not getting their first kisses in their mid 20s
                haha yeah...

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So half of all zoomers don’t go outside?
                Yes

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          At first I was like wow that seems way too high that married women would be having sex 4x per week. But then I looked closer at the y axis and it's only 25%. Which sounds a lot more realistic.
          And also kek at the gap between married men and women...

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bear in mind a 29 year old woman having sex with her 31 year old husband would make the women's figure higher without raising the men's, and it's more likely the husbands will be a couple years older.

            Not getting married is a recipe for a sexless middle age, if you're going by the numbers.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >
              Bear in mind a 29 year old woman having sex with her 31 year old husband would make the women's figure higher without raising the men's, and it's more likely the husbands will be a couple years older.
              Good point.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shit wrong chart

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          At first I was like wow that seems way too high that married women would be having sex 4x per week. But then I looked closer at the y axis and it's only 25%. Which sounds a lot more realistic.
          And also kek at the gap between married men and women...

          >the gap between married men and women
          Yes, that means women have more unmarital sex, at least as much as single women do. I'll wait for a better explanation

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Marriage is just frontloading lifetime sex

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if you can't get laid the grass is always greener.
        Being trapped in any sort of committed anything can be hell.
        That is unless of course you have some goal that you are absolutely sure you want with ever fiber of your being, and trapping yourself in something is your surefire way to achive that to avoid the option of self sabatoage or whatever. Like joining the army or something where once you're in you're basically in and you know you'll hate it for a while but you need to do it to afford college or something like that. That type of thing is good
        I suppose if your absolute goal in life is to have children, then marriage obviously makes sense. But if not? Ehh...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a skill issue to me. I found a mommy dom off BOT
        10/10 wouldn't do again because I'm keeping her

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I want a wife Bros...
      >My tendies aren't hot enough! Why the fuck don't you get a job you whore slut bitch cunt moron lover garden gnome bitch whore cunt REEEEEEEEEEEE

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    depends on the price. it's all available now

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      better conversationalist than 99% of meatbags, and not fat, just needs VR and a silicone puss

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't release the code/model
      dropped

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are still going to say no to you, they're artificial intelligence not artificial stupidity

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated post, o lawd

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >like in the movie "I, Robot" and "Blade Runner 2049"?
    Man, why not use a story more specifically tailored towards robot romance as your example, like the anime Chobits?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    All that's missing the the android it self, AI wifus are looking pretty solid right now

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The AI? Depends on how long term you want her memory. If you want her to remember shit then it’s like next year or year after that, maybe this year. If you don’t care about memory, then it’s already here.

    The android shit that puts her outside of the computer screen? Like 5-40 years from now, which you won’t be able to afford anyway. We will get universal robots doing most manual labour before we get robot that can move as fast and elegantly as human while also being able to be put in woman skinsuit. So by the time those are developed you will have dystopia with no jobs left and where only the richest can afford them, but at that time it would be cheaper to get real human sex slave with 50 plastic surgeries to make her look like whatever bimbobot you want.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The future is now.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's just a man jacking off

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want this to be me…

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The anime girl? Or the headset wearer?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The headset wearer, I’m not gay

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, this BOT. Given the ambiguous statement the and the population here, the odds were that the answer would have been the other one tbh.

            • 4 months ago
              Yup

              The finder icon is just 2 dudes making out so there’s that.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes I wish I had autism too, you guys are easy to please

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Funny you should say that. Because the more I live, the more I wouldn't be surprised if the hypothetical peak of human happiness was literally something like some hardcore artist who lives in some kind of institution having his every need met.
      Like someone who cares about nothing more than doing a puzzle or some seemingly trivial thing like that, yet gets more satisfaction out it on a daily basis than whatever you might imagine 'the good life' would be for a regular person.
      All his shit is taken care of for him. Never hungry or thirsty. No politics. Just pure dopamingernic reward cycles all day, everyday from his puzzle(or whatever).
      Instead of continuously chasing some nebulous ever changing goal or ideal that society decides on, and having social media tell everyone they should be miserable, this guy just sits there having the time of his life everyday.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's a "Love, Death, and Robots" episode about more or less exactly this.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You could achieve the same if you put all people into endless VR video game. Though it could not be most video games we have here right now as most of them are made with the idea of being fun for only 10-30 hours. Something like massive open world with fuckton of content that most gamers today would call bloat and lot of minor survival-like elements to make the game more then just travelling and boss rush. Or even just endless MMO. Most of the “good life” ideas rely on distain for neet nerds, since MMO in theory could just be life 2.0, but better in every way. There is a reason why lot on even non-autists get into videogame addictions over stuff like Minecraft or competitive multiplayer games.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hardcore artist
        Autist is what I meant kek. I figure everyone probably got that part though but it looks funny.

        https://i.imgur.com/Sgarden gnomexTh.jpg

        There's a "Love, Death, and Robots" episode about more or less exactly this.

        I vaguely remember that. I wonder if that's where I subconsciously got the idea from. I should watch it again and see.

        You could achieve the same if you put all people into endless VR video game. Though it could not be most video games we have here right now as most of them are made with the idea of being fun for only 10-30 hours. Something like massive open world with fuckton of content that most gamers today would call bloat and lot of minor survival-like elements to make the game more then just travelling and boss rush. Or even just endless MMO. Most of the “good life” ideas rely on distain for neet nerds, since MMO in theory could just be life 2.0, but better in every way. There is a reason why lot on even non-autists get into videogame addictions over stuff like Minecraft or competitive multiplayer games.

        I think with endless HQ generative content that might be a somewhat realistic future.
        By default people are resistant to the idea of 'Heaven on Earth' though I think. Almost as if it's some kind of trap and it's too good to be true. Maybe it is.
        The funny thing is that life seems like endless chasing of novelty anyway. I know what feels good and what's enjoyable. As in I understand the mental sensation pretty well at this point. If you could tell me something like
        >You can have 100 years of that sensation, but at some point you'll have a day where you're on your deathbed and can't get that anymore. And while you won't feel any physical pain, you'll have deep tragic regrets about not doing (insert whatever thing that society tells you and glorifies).
        Seems like a good deal still tbh.
        Selfish maybe. But a good deal.
        You'd need to have an extremely high probability of knowing the outcome is that though and not something worse where you end up being tortured or something(ie it was too good to be true after all kek).

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is why the paradises needs to be a video game and not endless vacation with perfect food and endless sex/other dopamine stimulation. In videogames you can lose, you have obstacles, you have challenges. Most games make you earn the goal, not give it to you on silver platter. Yes, they are pretty easy goals and the work for it is minimal, but that is just to make everyone who bought it get their earned prize. Now the difference between that and real life is it being more perfect, more fair, and with losses that don’t make you extremely scared like possibility of dying at any moment. Just get respawn with or without sone minor punishment, make the world harder to live in so that it can still feel challenging but fair after you spend fourthly years living there 24/7. No bullshit, no nothing. Maybe even partial memory wipe or new territories to explore once you get bored of it.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How good is Vr Chat? Never played it, but have the hardware.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't do it, OP. She'll get a virus and smash your balls while demanding you give Bitcoin to some pajeet

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hambeasts and roasties will get that banned bc they know it will be game over for them

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine her
    >I can't imagine, anon
    drop acid
    >I can't stop imagining her, anon
    say hi

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    not in your lifetime

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting your robowaifu to look like a generic 3dpd instawhore
    disgusting

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