when will Ai replace nurses? I could write a script to automate their worthless jobs.

when will Ai replace nurses?
I could write a script to automate their worthless jobs.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    probably not for ages since a ton of what they do is manual labour
    which is tough to replace with AI for reasons similar the ones it won't be replacing the trades any time soon

    robotics is way behind AI

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      doctors will be replaced before nurses because of

      t. doctor

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just doubt doctors will allow that without some sabotage from their part
        They gate-keep the knowledge about our body
        I don't see open forums dedicated to discuss this knowledge
        And they have a snake as their symbol

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          just buy a book, or ask me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How powerful is the body's ability to self-repair?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Your dick will not grow back. I'm sorry.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It can, the body is just told not to, an evolutionaru quirk

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's incredible. The only reason we don't grow our teeth back is because it's disabled by a gene. You could grow even limbs back with correct flags set

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >doctors will allow that
          They won't have an option to stop it, and most likely AI and automation would make the procedure standardized and better, with a doctor nearby to look.

          https://i.imgur.com/gEiyhUG.jpg

          when will Ai replace nurses?
          I could write a script to automate their worthless jobs.

          See

          probably not for ages since a ton of what they do is manual labour
          which is tough to replace with AI for reasons similar the ones it won't be replacing the trades any time soon

          robotics is way behind AI

          A lot of what nurses do will be supplemented by automation and AI, but it won't replace them because at some point you need someone to shovel shit somewhere.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you literally have to be a doctor to prescribe medication (99.9999% of the time), and doctors control entry into their profession

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There's also just having a human touching you, it's comforting to a sick person to have a human telling them it will be okay. If you're on a table after a nasty car wreck, what do you want, someone holding your arm saying "it's okay", or a machine?
            And, spend some time in a hospital. It's depressing as it is. And a machine with a script can't deal with an elderly cancer patient with intermittant dementia because the mets in their brain are wiping their memory and identity, and they keep getting out of bed, fighting with staff, and hurtling down the hallway half naked, screaming.
            Yeah, i saw shit just like that when both of my parents died. Your cute scripts can't handle shit.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        People forget that price of misprediction is severe in anything but generating anime tiddies. Faulty pipe installation, faulty electric wiring, faulty medical diagnosis will avsolutely frick people up. They need to be 100% correct 100% of the time, not 60% correct 60% of the time

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I could write a script to automate their worthless jobs.
          Fricking moron, what's hard for a robot about that job is the part where it would need to correctly perceive, model, and interact with the physical world.
          Go write a script for that.

          Humans regularly frick up those things as well though.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            With humans you have someone to blame. Will you take responsibility for all the people that die due to your mistake making the AI?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >16. Limitation of Liability.
              >IN NO EVENT UNLESS REQUIRED BY APPLICABLE LAW OR AGREED TO IN WRITING WILL ANY COPYRIGHT HOLDER, OR ANY OTHER PARTY WHO MODIFIES AND/OR CONVEYS THE PROGRAM AS PERMITTED ABOVE, BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR DAMAGES, INCLUDING ANY GENERAL, SPECIAL, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES ARISING OUT OF THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THE PROGRAM (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO LOSS OF DATA OR DATA BEING RENDERED INACCURATE OR LOSSES SUSTAINED BY YOU OR THIRD PARTIES OR A FAILURE OF THE PROGRAM TO OPERATE WITH ANY OTHER PROGRAMS), EVEN IF SUCH HOLDER OR OTHER PARTY HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.
              No.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So it's unusable then. Nobody in their right mind would ever take a doctor with that kind of terms, ever.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Human fricks up X% of the time with lethal consequences for me
                >Robot fricks up Y% of the time with lethal consequences for me
                I would take the robot if Y < X since liability won't matter to me once I'm dead.
                The rate at which medical errors kill people is difficult to measure but it's estimated that medical errors made by human doctors kill hundreds of thousands of people each year in the US alone.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >yeah this robot may kill you, we won't take any responsibility for whatever happens, but it should be okay
                Sounds like a hard sale.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Shit, can you even sell coffee like this?
                <so, this is coffee?
                >probably
                <it's safe to drink right?
                >likely
                <what if it's not
                >i'm not taking any responsibility, that'll be $5
                Pretty sure this would be illegal

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Shit, can you even sell coffee like this?
                <so, this is coffee?
                >probably
                <it's safe to drink right?
                >likely
                <what if it's not
                >i'm not taking any responsibility, that'll be $5
                Pretty sure this would be illegal

                I was being asked about the perspective of the software developer, not about the perspective of the person that decides whether the software should be used.
                I quoted the text regarding liability from the GPL.
                If free software for e.g. medical diagnosis were to be released there would still need to be some person down the line that decides that the diagnosis should be believed, knowing that the software is wrong some percentage of the time.
                That person would/should be responsible.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                This and ai can learn from any mistake and apply it to all implementations. If one doctor fricks up somewhere then it's not guaranteed all doctors will learn from the mistake.

                Just have to make sure the incentive structures are correct.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          AI is probably already more precise/accurate/correct than humans in a lot of cases and there's plenty of reason to believe their realm will expand. They will be held back by liability claims and """"job protection"""" more than by the technology itself.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            elon said the same thing about self driving cars but the truth is they are absolutely terrible

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >t. not surgeon
        my dad is a surgeon and literally cracks people's bones back into place.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Surgery is easier to replace with robotics than nursery. You can tie a patient to a bed for a few hours and watch a robot pump balloons into an artery, cut a tumor with a laser etc, but you can't make a robot that can safely wipe someone's ass without supervision.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Theoretically I agree since it's a lot easier for a robot to just aggregate all knowledge from guidelines/uptodate/studies/etc and probably do a better job delivering diagnoses and choosing therapies.
        However, doctors are a legally protected profession. Even if an AI does the job better, there are laws that a doctor is required anyway. It could still happen eventually, but there are tons of barriers and laws that would need to be changed. And midlevels like NPs and PAs would be first on the chopping block.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That would require the group that provides the AI to take on liability for its decisions and diagnoses, which will never happen.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >robotics is way behind A
      because israelites want spyware and not post-scarcity

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >nurse
      >manual labor
      Don't make me laugh. Nurse is an ambiguous term too.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tattoos are very common in nurses why

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      women are already automatons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      low class job
      low class people

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you didnt know, nurses are particularly loose. I was a transporter for a little while in a hospital and I was swimming in pussy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're walking wiener-holsters and they love medic dick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      checked
      America's bizarre obbession with Black folk is what lead to these harpies marking themselves. The tattoo craze really kicked off in the 2000s. No matter how attractive a woman is, if she's got piercings or tattoos, then she's damaged goods to me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        big dubs, passed the fact check

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >i'm scared of da evul fayk newz!
          schizo, time for your ads

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I love baiting bots

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >the bots are everywhere!
              classic pedo reply, but i'm not going to fall for it. we get it, you are afraid. afraid of other men that touched a women, afraid of art, afraid of needles, afraid of transparency. Yes, you are very afraid. The bots will take you jobs. Because: you = paranoid schizophrenic.

              Imagine dignity. That imagination is all you will ever get of it.
              gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm scared of needles, therefore everybody else is damaged goods!
        Who the frick cares about what you want to see? I don't, the rest of the board doesn't, the rest of the whole website doesn't. Nobody cares that you're into secretive girls that show nothing of their past. Nobody cares.
        You're just a database number shaped bubble carrying a wallet and potentially also a data well for some corporation feeding its ML models. You want european gas? You better continue killing yourself by fracking for it at your own doorstep this decade, because you're not going to get ours. You don't even have the money to pay for it in the first place, or so we heard.
        So, once I see somebody see scared of needles, I don't consider them adult but as some kind of toddler which didn't quite mature in a healthy manner.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >scared of needles
          Needles are fine, I just don't like Black persondoodles

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You are scared of people that show some sort of transparency. A cuckold. Secretive wife is what you want, a cheater is what that will get you.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              [...]
              >I only like virgin e-girls with pure skin!
              Well welll welll... Another USA pedophile found out!

              I just think tattoos look ugly. No I don't want to date some prostitute with skin that looks like the bathroom stall wall in a dive bar. Do you also enjoy street grafitti?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Do you enjoy ads?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You are awfully triggered by my personal preferences. Let me guess, you have tattoos and identify as female

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, you are the gossiping woman here, not me. You assume whatever you want, like some dumb b***h that needs to get her way. You even think I'm triggered when I didn't even remember having this waste of time tab still open lol

                da jooz r cuming 4 u, moron

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I love baiting bots

            checked
            America's bizarre obbession with Black folk is what lead to these harpies marking themselves. The tattoo craze really kicked off in the 2000s. No matter how attractive a woman is, if she's got piercings or tattoos, then she's damaged goods to me.

            >I only like virgin e-girls with pure skin!
            Well welll welll... Another USA pedophile found out!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I would rather date a hooker with clear skin than virgin with tattoos. What do you say now homosexual. I dont care if you didnt frick anyone with tattos you look likeb you give blowjob's to hobos behind a dumpster .

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Took me a while to understand your post, you could really do with some punctuation. Personally I'd take the virgin with tattoos because high body count can be even more disgusting than tattoos. But I'd rather just have a regular girl with no tattoos

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                pussy doesnt have a counter. And unless its some extraordinary number it can be natural and normal. Having tatoos all over your body is a definite sign of mental illness. There are a few excuses for selling body but 0 for paying for your own self mutilation.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >What do you say now homosexual
                I don't have to say anything at all, you're raging autonomously at this point.
                Because I will frick both, my dick is twice the size of yours. What do you live now, gaygpt?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >my dick is twice the size of yours.
                mine is inch and a half so yours is 3 inches

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >you look likeb you give blowjob's to hobos behind a dumpster .
                Why is this gay moron watching hobo blowjobs?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nursing is easy to go into, so most ex high school bawds go into the field

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >prostitutes brand themselves as prostitutes why
      Because they're prostitutes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      fat nurses are common in my country too... I wonder why

      • 1 year ago
        6aab9eb8f32e566dfa41cbd48f53c80d

        I bet bitter, lonely hypocritical manchildren are a thing as well, eh?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          u wot m8

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >t.thot nurse
          post breasts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      npc job

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When will AI replace hardware designers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Practically all silicon is already genersted using auto-laying tools, only writing schematics of what you want is left to people

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      When AI is able to draw out circuit boards in CAD.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i love this image, Jony presenting the Mac Pro to Tim like it's the first time he's ever seen it

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oof, someone hurt you.

    Imagine thinking robots and AI could replace one of the more manual labor professions which often involves fine motor skill activities like putting needles in people's tiny as frick veins.

    Lmao a nurse saw your small pp in hospital now you're forever mad

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fine motor skills such as injecting
      Black person even junkies can do that

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >worthless jobs
    Imagine wanting to visit an actual factory for "repair".
    Even unfriendly humans are better than the hellscape you seem to be thinking of.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when will your worthless ass be finally buried

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >when will Ai replace nurses?
    In its current form? Not yet.

    If we retrofitted a factory? Now.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure video generating AIs can already do tiktok dances, and text generating AI can complain about how hard it is to be a nurse.
    AI will finally make nurses actually work again by taking over their other activities

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Considering how much trouble imageAIs have with hands, I have my doubts. Counting has also proven insurmountable, since it's not actually getting it, just a statistical tool that sometimes outputs mostly correct

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 100% certain that it would take less time and other resources to train an AI to do hands properly, than the time and resources that nurses waste on tiktok dances

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yet billion dollar companies habitually fail at it. Those tiktok thots seem to have no problem recognizing hands and their position 100% of the time

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think billion dollar companies are optimizing for hands yet, but they will eventually. The hands problem only needs to be solved once to solve the nurse problem forever

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >recognizing hands
            That's easy, though. Generating them properly is much, much harder.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              So aiming would be quite difficult then? If you can't imagine where a hand should be, it can't be doing that good

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Off topic but I wouldn't want to be near a painted nurse like that

    Who knows what kind of Hepatitis that she got when getting under the needle

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only about half of the nurses I've met seemed competent at their jobs.
    Sadly I've never met a coder that's competent at theirs either. Yes that includes the guy who's supposedly correcting the other guy's mistakes. You're all moronic trash.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Have a (you)

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nurses are harder to replace than doctors anon...
    and I would say they are worth more than doctors

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The opposite is actually true.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Go on then

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > nurses
    > worthless
    You spelled doctors wrong

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But what about tiktok?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I could write a script to automate their worthless jobs.
    if only you could write a script to have sex lmao homosexual ass nerd

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You know that like every hospital in the country will let you follow a nurse around for a day/night if you ask, right?
    I can tell most of you motherfrickers experience with nursing is from tik-tok.
    >t. murse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't that break all kinds of patient confidentiality/privacy laws?

      https://i.imgur.com/gEiyhUG.jpg

      when will Ai replace nurses?
      I could write a script to automate their worthless jobs.

      are her eye brows drawn on or did they really grow like that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ER nurses are 90% horrible people.
      Not all nurses are thots, but there A LOT of thots in nursing.
      I've had good experiences with nurses in specialist clinics and physical therapists.

      t. Hospital sysadmin

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nurses are the moderately popular but stupid girls in school that dropped out of higher education and have DECADES of wiener carousel

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Mostly true.

          >ER nurses are 90% horrible people.
          After the 80th Black person who was a goodboy and you dont know why he got shot at that gang shootout happens or the 12th time you see a man come in to the hospital cause he shoved something up his ass, you start to feel most people in the world could die and itd be an improvement.

          I'm not saying they don't have a good reason to be horrible people. I'm sure they are jaded from seeing all sorts of dumb shit. But even in mundane daily relationships with people, they are mostly horrible in unnecessary ways. There's always catty shit going on in the ER and most of it is incredibly petty

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >ER nurses are 90% horrible people.
        After the 80th Black person who was a goodboy and you dont know why he got shot at that gang shootout happens or the 12th time you see a man come in to the hospital cause he shoved something up his ass, you start to feel most people in the world could die and itd be an improvement.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You could? But are you that evil? You better remember that you reap what you sow.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    while true:
    If anon.status == "schizo"
    anon.take(meds)
    else
    anon.sneed()

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No. Nurses are manual laborers.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No.

    Nursing isn't a worthless job & has been a profession long before IT was even a thing. All you code monkeys & office wagecucks however are on borrowed time. In 10 years, AI will replace your jobs.

    We're already living in the age of deep fakes & AI art generators, so you better choose your professions wisely.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This post made me seethe (because it’s probably true)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we will get UBI while nurses have to go be wagies

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing worse on this planet than some seethibg pop-sci /misc/ Black folk who still confuses machine learning with AI.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This pic is funny because all those jobs still exist.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You all are cucks. We could do something about the AI crap but now we are just anticipating our doom.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can your gay script make dancing tiktoks? Didn't think so

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damnit you beat me.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I could write a script to automate their worthless jobs.
    You can write a scripts to:
    Change a bedpan/pee bottle
    Intubate a patient
    Shave a surgical site
    Insert an IV
    Help a patient stand
    Attach an oxygen tube nasally
    Change dressings

    These are all common, hourly tasks nurses do. Write the script. C'mon, big boy, hike up your coding socks and show us.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      intubation not so much a common hourly task…

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        In a hospital? Yes, it is.

        Still waiting for that script...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nurses literally almost never intubate patients unless they work in intensive care, and even then only in emergency situations

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Horseshit. I spent probably a year combined in hospitals as my parents died, and have nurses and doctors in the family. Intubation is common. Period. Stop trying so hard to be a contrarian neckbeard.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I am a doctor who works in an ED: even I don’t intubate people. That is what anaesthesiologists are for.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Dude, I am imcompetent!
                >Somebody has to do what I cannot!
                >I am god, every human was created by my image, every doctors brain is the same pea size as mine!
                Cool!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >I am a doctor
                Whew, lad. Going all in on contrarian neckbearding, lol.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Most docs are contrarian neckbeards. We also a) do laugh about your stupid bullshit with the nurses and b) deliberately delay your investigations/ referrals because we think you’re a c**t. Lol.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No ED I’ve ever worked in here keeps anesthesia on deck, what the frick? I’m in Canadia mind you but that’s just not a thing here. Our ed docs tube, even our urgent care docs do it here.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >what is surgery

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she looks like she spreads diseases

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if she gave you a vasectomy.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In the future everyone will have their own personal physician to keep them in tip-top shape, and their patients will have a reason to stay healthy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tbh we’ll all just be being minced into thermal paste for moar processors, don’t worry about it

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AI should replace these so called nurses and doctors, bunch of greedy mfs.
    But yeah thots with tattoos should be purged with fire!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i'd murder you and your whole family for a whiff of her puss

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How to make a non-racist "AI": Plaster the site with tattooed women

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you mean doctors right? nurses do all the manual labor handyman type of jobs.Doctors just write prescriptions or surgery that robot already can do.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is a Hoyer.
    It's used to take patients out of bed.
    It's the size of the room, costs thousands of dollars, and takes about a half an hour to do the job.
    As opposed to a human, who just grabs the person by the waist band, stands him up, pivots him and puts him in a chair.

    Supporting children to take care of their elders in need, can't have that.
    We need millions of more jobless, so we can waste billions on a self driving Hoyer that everyone hates.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >costs thousands of dollars
      It doesn't. It's 4 planks, maybe 4 wheels, one rope and some hookthings (don't know the english name) in order to make a pulley system
      almost everybody with a garage and a bike has such shit and it's not more than maybe 60 bucks for the ropes and pulley systems components.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you're deluding yourself if you think most people would be able to jerry-rig something like this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's not how these things works.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Stop replying to my posts, I don't need your "input".

          you're deluding yourself if you think most people would be able to jerry-rig something like this

          Pretty sure nobody is thinking that. Only I am thinking ITT. But not that.
          Look for yourself. The other ones only have words. I have manuals, ideas, a fantasy, a grip on the real world and engineering ingenuity. You only have naysaying.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure a major healthcare system will totally contract you to build their patient cranes, anon. good luck

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Why would I build cranes? Assume shit over Anon somewhere else, but not here with me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you sure have fantasies alright anon

            godspeed

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >godspeed
              thx u2

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try op, but I've seen that one before.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I was gonna suggest this too
        My engine hoist could definitely sub in for that medical hoist

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >when will Ai replace nurses?
    never
    AI will replace femily medicine doctors firs before nurses and surgical doctors.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    d.. domo arigato mister roboto...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      american version will probably need to be a forklift

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you. You’d change your mind on nurses if you were in hospital. They work long hours and bring you your medicine when you need it

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think AI can likely replace doctors already

    >Tell me the problem / your symptoms
    >Show me a photo to scan of your afflicted area
    BEEP BOOP PROCESSING
    >Have you had unprotected sexual activity recently?
    BEEP BOOP PROCESSING
    >Results are in, AI has diagnosed you having syphilis with 99% certainty.
    Something like that. Then they refer you to a pharmacy for the cure/treatment or have it mailed to you

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So so bitter

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ai replacing tasks in the real word when it can't even drive a car
    Lmao

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >those MAN hands

  38. 1 year ago
    6aab9eb8f32e566dfa41cbd48f53c80d

    hating nurse is the realm of someone who's never been incapacitated in hospital.

    trust me - when you're lying flat on your back with a catheter and a bag filling with piss and no pain meds for a few hours: a nurse is your best fricken friend.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Im not afraid of pain nor death and I just got out of 8 days of emergency care. These prostitutes did not take care of my hygiene at all and I couldnt do it myself due to 10 pipes coming off my body and being literally tied down. I smelled like a fricking hobo and I couldnt even sleep due to the stench.

      • 1 year ago
        6aab9eb8f32e566dfa41cbd48f53c80d

        maybe it was the fact that you were a rude fricking c**t that made them not so keen to attend to your every need.

        >literally tied down

        uh huh...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, I know how to handle service sector people with respect, back in the day I started as one of you. And I was tied down so I wouldnt move too much and pull some shit off. The nurses literally just left me to steep in my own juices while all they did was take my piss bottle away and refeed the tower with painkillers and liquid food. The painkillers were utterly pointless, I went trough 24 hours of peak pain at home beforehand with 0 painkillers. Noone would wash me or give me a shave or anything, I REEKED bro.

          • 1 year ago
            6aab9eb8f32e566dfa41cbd48f53c80d

            >And I was tied down so I wouldnt move too much and pull some shit off.
            that is literally bullshit. I mean you didn't type that - a male cow literally shat where those words are.

            https://www.parliament.wa.gov.au/publications/tabledpapers.nsf/displaypaper/3914069c7524563f9f652a3f48257fb00006dd4d/$file/tp-4069.pdf

            https://www.health.qld.gov.au/__data/assets/pdf_file/0027/465174/cpp-physical-restraint.pdf

            Here's a protip - nurses aren't there to wash your junk in the shower and give you a nice close shave. That's ancillary staff at best - and most hospitals wouldn't cater to it unless you're a long term stay (in which case you'd be in a hospice)

            So, stop lying.
            I'm guess involuntary admission to a mental health ward and you were an obnoxious prick which basically meant no-one wanted to have anything to do with you.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              oh yes intestinal surgery was ACHUALLY a case where I was put in mentalk ward. Fricking have a nice day you lazy fricking Black person, 2 wet wipes across the nuts once a day when Im not pissing nor shitting but sweating like a pig all over is totally sufficient hygiene. I could hear you fricking lazy fricking Black folk chatting and snoring in your restroom. This is where my taxes fricking go and I would have been better off after the operation if the doc just sent me home instead of being poisoned with fentanyl + paracetamol coctail for a fricking week

              • 1 year ago
                6aab9eb8f32e566dfa41cbd48f53c80d

                there is no situation where you would be physically restrained for stomach surgery.

                None.
                The only possible situation I can think of would be
                >you come out of surgery
                >you try to pull your drains out
                >they tell you repeatedly not to
                basically it would mean more surgery or the risk of sepsis
                >you continue to do so

                even then there's fricking paperwork up the wazoo to fill out and honestly - I'd let you do it just to see you suffer as the puss doesn't drain
                again:
                - don't lie
                - admit you were an obnoxious little c**t which is why no one wanted to deal with you

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I had the restraints on right after my first op (3 total) coming out of anesthesia + 3 days after the last operatrion, unless you are telling me I tried to kick the shit out of the op staff while being under and had to be restained the procedure is obviously different here. Black person. Also 3 days of quietly sitting trough hallucinations due to some bullshit up the intravenous chain until the doc visited and I could tell him and none of you frickers wouldnt listen nor relay how much I fricking dislike that shit. All you lazy shits do is measure the piss, refeed the tower with whatever the procedure/program is and you decide nothing nor have an opinion. Least you can do is fricking take care of the hygiene - the most enraging part is how I was willing to sit on a chair and wash my self out of a bucket and I was told there are no buckets on the whole hospital floor so 2 wet wipes is what was supposed to be enough for a physically active man in mid 30s. Its pure lazyness and unwillingness to make any decisions nor take responsibility for anything outside your little piece of shit job description. Frick you and stop leeching off my taxes fricking Black person, 2/3 of your shift you are snoring and doing jack shit.

              • 1 year ago
                6aab9eb8f32e566dfa41cbd48f53c80d

                there is no situation where you would be physically restrained for stomach surgery.

                None.
                The only possible situation I can think of would be
                >you come out of surgery
                >you try to pull your drains out
                >they tell you repeatedly not to
                basically it would mean more surgery or the risk of sepsis
                >you continue to do so

                even then there's fricking paperwork up the wazoo to fill out and honestly - I'd let you do it just to see you suffer as the puss doesn't drain
                again:
                - don't lie
                - admit you were an obnoxious little c**t which is why no one wanted to deal with you

                >- don't lie
                >- admit you were an obnoxious little c**t which is why no one wanted to deal with you

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lol yeah, based on his posts and this response

                I had the restraints on right after my first op (3 total) coming out of anesthesia + 3 days after the last operatrion, unless you are telling me I tried to kick the shit out of the op staff while being under and had to be restained the procedure is obviously different here. Black person. Also 3 days of quietly sitting trough hallucinations due to some bullshit up the intravenous chain until the doc visited and I could tell him and none of you frickers wouldnt listen nor relay how much I fricking dislike that shit. All you lazy shits do is measure the piss, refeed the tower with whatever the procedure/program is and you decide nothing nor have an opinion. Least you can do is fricking take care of the hygiene - the most enraging part is how I was willing to sit on a chair and wash my self out of a bucket and I was told there are no buckets on the whole hospital floor so 2 wet wipes is what was supposed to be enough for a physically active man in mid 30s. Its pure lazyness and unwillingness to make any decisions nor take responsibility for anything outside your little piece of shit job description. Frick you and stop leeching off my taxes fricking Black person, 2/3 of your shift you are snoring and doing jack shit.

                , he was an obviously belligerent patient. Bad reaction to the anesthetic probably exacerbated his discomfort, and so they had to keep him restrained so he wouldn’t end up make things worse. The humiliation of not being given any personal agency during the recovery process seems to have really gotten to him.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >muh discomfort
                I went trough 24 hours of 11/10 pain at home with no painkillers, dont give me lip about discomfort.
                Reminder - you are not a qualified and certified dictor, you decide nothing, you dont even have an opinion so the least you can do is take care of the patient. You are not overqualified to take care of the patients hygiene because you can jam a cathereder in and refeed the tower. You JOB is to make sure everything is HYGIENIC during the recovery process so I dont get infections and can actually sleep during recovery besides gagging on my own stench for days on end.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >patient is a total butthole
        Many such cases. Being a nurse is br00tal work.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As a murse, I can tell you that patients are violent and vindictive shits. Even if we had robotics that matched current levels of AI today, it wouldn't matter because the patients would inevitably end up wrecking everything.

    Also, those of you that are about to lose their jobs should consider joining nursing.
    We need more men. You work 3 days a week with 12 hour shifts, and can comfortably bring home 6 figures (in the west coast). You don't need to ever worry about finding a job or going through rigorous interviews because there's shortages everywhere, and if bedside isn't your thing, after a couple more years in school you can become an NP and play pretend doctor in some rural shithole you probably already live in, or a CRNA and bring home big $ with little effort if you're smart.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Med field is so based for making money and jobs are aplenty. I think pharmacy is the only aspect of it that is legitimately cucked, though— at least in Texas. They know as much (if not more) than the physicians, bear similar responsibilities for proper dose management, and get paid about the same (if not less) than a nurse. It’s fricking ridiculous.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can you get fired for not being friendly?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he cant even get fired for beating up elderly patients and stealing their drugs

  40. 1 year ago
    6aab9eb8f32e566dfa41cbd48f53c80d

    [...]

    well... at least your writing is improving I guess.

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ok then do it

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dont let this thread die.
    need to piss off some more murses.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nah its funny, i translated the op to another board and got over 200 replies

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't find a single person who doesn't complain about nursoids

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally, the only thing someone has to do, when they think a group of people are needlessly [insert complaint here], is dedicate time to that group's experience. The problem is you can't do it in a day. You need enough time to have it wear on you. ER's would be a great place for people to volunteer, but have it be a big city ER.

    Also, show us your plan. explain exactly how AI can replace a nurse across the board. How can AI replace every nurse job.

    Or if you really want to show people up, be your grandma's care taker. When you've wiped her ass for the 5th time come and talk to me about being a jaded murse. Frankly I think people who complain about nurses are buttholes who think a nurse is a slave.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no you can't you dumb fricking moron. get off of your high horse.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nurses should be required by law to suck a patient's penis dry. Sexual and medical relief should go hand in hand.

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