These are the only jobs which will survive the AI revolution

Looks like it will be time for many of you to LEARN TO SHOVEL.

GPTs are GPTs: An Early Look at the Labor Market Impact Potential of Large Language Models

https://arxiv.org/abs/2303.10130

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are fricked

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dishwashers
      nah they're fine

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        restaurant dishwashing is dirty shit. wamon don't do that

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good. The peak of Western thought was achieved when men could own women as slaves.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue-colloid cope

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blue-colloid cope

      I will never train you with that attitude. Enjoy having your life quickly replaced by a chatbot. Hope you didn't take out student loans to pay for your "career" which will obsolete by the end of the year.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I make 6 figs and my job paid my loans off for me. Thanks for the laugh though

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        you dumb homosexual think you will be free from the effects of AI? Millions will flood job market and you will be paid $1/hr because of huge supply. The actual safe jobs are sports, music and similar ones.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying that any government is going to have the ability or the will to just abandon literally millions of people even if they are useless eaters

        Much more likely that we're going to see UBI than see any current government risk complete collapse or open revolution trying to tell the majority of people they're not meritous. The majority of people not being meritous has always been the case in history. Governments are not, nor will they ever, get rid of the unwashed masses.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m going for 80k debt kek. Using the money to invest. Cope memeisraelite

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ai will help me be more efficient and work less to produce more product. It's gonna be another 100 years before robotics os advanced enough to replace my job outright

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >athletes and sport competitors
    these parasites would be shot on sight if we talk about Artificial Intelligence not about Artificial Idiocy

    Also
    >dishwashers
    >mining
    >floor layers
    >cutters and trimmers
    >slughterers and meat packer
    is already robotized af

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone have to go to the mine to asembly the robot to mine ore

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        why not have a robot do it?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          ITT: people incapable of understanding assembler theory
          Also, get rid of the "helpers" category
          That's an insane cope because those jobs are all taken by swarming masses of latino immigrants
          These "occupations" are a load of shit, no one is going to perpetuate the commie block China machine
          Returning to driving the village cattle makes more sense than this flaming hot pile of liberals tell you what is good for the 5 year plan to import more slave labor to Moscow

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >floor layers
      >cutters and trimmers
      >slughterers and meat packer
      >is already robotized af
      no they aren't, there aren't robot flooring installers in homes and commercial buildings. In the animal processing industry chicken is pretty automated because they've bred the birds to be the exact same size but there are still manual steps.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The UK's plans for net zero carbon emissions as outlined in the document by the thinktank at ukfires.org basically means anything related to fossil fuels is going the way of the dodo. Your job as a windshield fitter or motorcycle repairman is going to have a limited duration. It also said the government should do all it's construction now that it thinks it needs since concrete industry accounts for 25% of all CO2 emissions so that will have to go too. And because meat is "le bad" they plan to phase consumption of that out too.
    There's at least 16 occupations on your "safe" list of survivors that won't survive.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then that would include renewable energy sources too. Nothing gets done without fossil fuels.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a depressing document, basically we're fricked, at least in this country if the government continues on with it's asinine plans.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, i have seen it. Its suicidal if you ask me.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Agreed. But nobody has the balls to stand up and say "no" politically

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah, i have seen it. Its suicidal if you ask me.
            Genocidal. israelites paid for this do-gooder crap to be implemented everywhere and put their puppets in place to legislate it.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to see AI install a professional kitchen..lol
    Especially since the designers always frick up the micro locations...

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    lots of those jobs will be automated. just because a ChatGPT isn’t doing it doesn’t mean it will be done by a human

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      How will black people order Fast food?
      Or Rob a store then?
      Oh man...
      The Credit card almost killed Pan Handling.
      What Happens when there is no money?
      How are they going to buy and sell drugs?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lots of those jobs will be automated. just because a chatgpt isn’t doing it doesn’t mean it will be done by a human

      A cost-effective robot for those jobs are a long way off. While a cheap chatbot that can replace most white-collar and office jobs is already here.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        They already automated those jobs in the 90s moron. You think people are gonna go back to working in foundries and auto factories now suddenly because they automated accounting?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They already automated those jobs in the 90s moron. You think people are gonna go back to working in foundries and auto factories now suddenly because they automated accounting?

          You don't even know how to read. Your job is getting replaced by a chatbot for sure. Learn to shovel is my advice.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everything skilled will be automated and everything else is always taken care of by third world migrants but by all means clutch your mike Rowe esque copes

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >your mike Rowe esque copes

              Do you think "Mike Rowe" wrote the paper moron? Learn to read. Seriously.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Read the fricking paper dumbass, it’s stuff like dishwasher which is always a job that’s been automated and anyone can do. Athletes are fake anyway none of this stuff is actually hard to automate or isn’t a fake job

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Read the fricking paper dumbass, it’s stuff like dishwasher which is always a job that’s been automated and anyone can do. Athletes are fake anyway none of this stuff is actually hard to automate or isn’t a fake job

                moron. Enjoy fighting your fellow office workers on the street for scraps from methed out Black folk.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plumbers not in the list
    >short order cooks in the list
    cmon now.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, feels good to be a plumber.

      Plumber is on the list. It's just a category error, under "helper". Helpers do the most menial tasks for the plumber. Because we technically do tasks that could be automated we're not listed, along with most other tradesmen.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with this is that AI needs power. Considering how politicians in the west are doing everything they can to destroy reliable energy sources, there probably wont be AI in the future. Its back to manual labour 16h a day....

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The problem with this is that AI needs power.
      ... for now.
      Every 2ish years, the amount of power required to do the same computational task halves.

      12 years from now it will be 1/64th the amount of power
      20 years from now, what takes a massive server farm to do currently will be able to be computed on a 2500$ desktop. 5 years later, a laptop, another 5 years, a cellphone.

      Especially if dedicated "ai processing" hardware becomes more prevalent instead of just abusing graphics cards to do it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just ONE dirty bomb,
      Just ONE.. And everything goes to shit.
      ALL of it.
      Even the Diesel and Gas engines we have now.
      The only thing that will be left working is your 2 cycle Weed trimmer.
      But no gas...
      Woops.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s how they keep us preoccupied so we don’t have too much time to think during the day about how fricked we are

      A lot of people with meaningless jobs too
      12-16 hour a day working can’t really b***h about your government

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They forgot to add WIFE to the list.
    WOOPS!

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You left out boat operators and crew

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing will be automated other than silicon valley oriented stuff, software/media production, you overlook one important detail: many companies in the US are lazy because they squat on monopolies, they effectively prohibit competition from their industry by way of patents and ip law, or competing against them is nearly impossible without firt having millions or billions of dollars to offer an alternative product, costs on tooling, tool development, and labor for factory automation are astronomical if you are trying to make something no one else can easily make.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I suspect liability risk will also pose a big barrier to certain professions
      You can't sue an AI for an engineering flaw that gets people killed, or a wrong diagnosis, in such cases you need someone who can be held responsible
      For jobs that don't involve those kind of risks though, it will be a massacre

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't sue an AI for an engineering flaw that gets people killed
        yes you can
        you dont sue the tool you sue the person who used it

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          What happens if this isn't a user error but a flaw in the AI itself, such as a missed differential diagnosis despite the correct symptoms being inputted?

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    it doesnt matter what job you have, if 90% of people are in abject misery you won't be safe.

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    great now how many of those aren't going to be filled with illegals or H1Bs

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    dishwasher has been automated for like 100 years

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >farm workers
    First to be automated if/when immigration is ever fixed. Frick hispanics and frick greedy farmers.
    >helpers safe
    Based.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >frick greedy farmers.
      >memeflag
      Spotted the Marxist who wants to round up the Kulaks. have a nice day in the head homosexual

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Police and security guards are also unlikely to be automated any time soon.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Police maybe.
      Security guards? Most of the stuff they do is just patrolling and making sure doors are locked up. Easily automated, or at least, consolidated into one security guard monitoring/controlling a group of robots patrolling an area.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most of the stuff they do is just patrolling and making sure doors are locked up.
        And most of what police do is drive around looking for speeders. That's not really what you pay them for, though. You pay them to (hopefully) make the right decisions when shit goes south and you need someone to step up and handle it. Security is a lesser degree of this. Mostly takes care of basic functions, but if that were really all it took, businesses would just have automatically locking doors and cameras and call it a day.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    surface mining/excavating/ag equipment operators are already being automated using GPS. See topcon, trimble, ect. those giant fricking mining trucks don't even have people in them in many instances.

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >agricultural equipment operator
    So jobs that are already so heavily automated that one person is doing what used to take hundreds of workers are safe from automation? Why not just say tech CEO

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think all these people underestimate Black person behavior, you think your expensive ass robots are gonna be safe from vandalism? some group of masked Blacks will bust in and trash your robot and your whole store and nobody will be around to do shit lmao

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >group of masked Blacks will bust in and trash your robot and your whole store and nobody will be around to do shit lmao

      Best part is when they all get hacked.
      Its going to be the best day ever!

      How? Why?
      The CIA / NSA always have back doors.
      Think about it. Just ONE person has to know the codes in.
      And its ALL over.

      Everything falls apart in hours.
      I wish people knew just how Fragile the system really is.
      Just one Blip on the Grid? It takes down another.
      And another.
      EBT system go Haywire?
      Mass Pannic.
      Visa goes down?
      Apple Pay goes down.
      All this shit gets compromised?
      Its over.

      Snow or ice?
      We saw that electric car chargers stopped working.

      If you thought theft was bad from the trains in California just wait till everything else gets automated.

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Architect
    Engineer
    😉

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe in a 30 years, but the AI is so bad at specific stuff, like for instance languages, like it won't be able to translate properly without a human checking, it wont be able to transcribe properly without a human. Sure it will be more and more incorporated and in the end there will be no real human translators, you will only need a QA/editor. But AI has looong to go before it can take over most IT jobs without human supervision right now.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't need to work well, it just needs to outweigh the costs of paying someone.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude machine translation is already 90% as good as a human. Sure it still needs human review, but that’s enough to kill most jobs in the sector.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        we accept less than that from pajeets

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are not taking about jobs being taken by an expensive robot. They are talking about all the white collar professional jobs which will be eliminated by the end of the year by a cheap chatbot.

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I operate automation, preen data and I'm a supervisor for other operators at my organization. A lot of my job can still be automated, especially on the data entry side, but luckily for me I'm leading that automation in a lot of ways and my position in the organization is crucial. Also, our failsafes aren't perfect and without operators you would find yourself fricked. Maintenance doesn't know our machines like I do.

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI fears the jack of all trades.
    I can do all of this and more.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well all those jobs are not really skilled labor so… I guess you are just dumb.

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys have no idea what is coming. But sure. Stick you heads in the sand and pretend reality doesn't exist.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      whats coming??

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        its me, iam cumming

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to find it amusing. For years automation was thought to be coming for blue collar workers and no one gave a shit. When the reality is that white collars will be made obsolete and thrown out into the street. Literally overnight.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      So why do they call it the rust belt all of these blue collars have had jobs the whole time?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        because of the thousands of rusting factories no longer in use id imagine, moron.

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is already a robot that can cook. Large food chains will buy it. McDonald's already tested the automatic cook a big mac vending machine.

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >both my primary customers and i are on the list
    EZ

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does anyone listen to these idiots with their plans for the future?
    They're never going to work the way they think they wlll.
    First, the WEF and others with their AI and automation dominated net-zero society are utopians.
    Control freaks always want a utopia because they hate random change and want everything to be frozen in time to their specifications.
    A Utopia is something that never changes and stays in equilibrium as is there plan.
    Their plans break two fundamental laws of the universe
    >The Law of Constant Change
    The problem with Utopias is that things always change therefore a utopia is impossible
    The second law they break is
    >The Law of Unexpected Developments
    Did you ever hear the joke that the best way to make God laugh is to tell them your plans?
    Well they're going to find out the hard law.
    Finally there's the
    >Socialist Calculation Problem
    A net-zero carbon neutral economy is basically a centrally planned economy like the old Soviet Union. And it won't work. This was figured out in the early 1920s by a wide range of economists. They predicted constant inefficiencies, shortages, and eventual collapse. A net-zero carbon free economy. even supposing it can be set up, which I don't believe, will shortly afterwards collapse in on itself due to it's logical contradictions.
    Sit back and get out your popcorn.
    It will be quite a show

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is no one training ChatGPT to off itself?
    Wouldn’t that be a solution?
    With the amount of bots posting suggestions like that to normal people, I’d think it wouldn’t be hard to make AI take itself out to the trash

  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Motorcycle mechanic, but no car mechanic or even small engine tech.. oKaY?

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Physiotherapists and other therapists should be safe too

  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    finna dog some ditches and graves for the collapse brothas

  34. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your list is significantly flawed. AI will not remove the entire Information Technology sector.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's #1 for removing

  35. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped ready after the first line, as it is already highly automated and moving fast towards becoming entirely automated. A skilled ag equipment operator has already lost his job to any idiot that will work for half as much, as all is really needed is a seat weight to drive to and from the fields. Auto guidance (self steering with sub inch accuracy on mapped fields) has been a thing for well over a decade now, and automation of machine performance and functions that outperform even the most skilled operator (harvesting, planting, sprayers applying chemicals) are standard now for people running new equipment. The big players are all making tractors with out cabs.
    None of this is done with AI though, it is just programming. There is no magical omnipotent computer out there, anon, it is just a combination of on/off gates mapped by programmers.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The point is that jobs that take place in a computer will be automated first
      It takes a few weeks to socialize gpt-4 for a task
      It takes a few years to develop a robot for the physical world

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Robot gets tractor stuck in mud. >oh frick we fired all the farm hands. >kvetching

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably less likely than a farm hand to get till stuck to begin with, but yes, you will need some people to keep everything running, and the highest labor requirement is truck drivers to haul materials to, and crop from the fields.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I stopped ready after the first line, as it is already highly automated and moving fast towards becoming entirely automated. A skilled ag equipment operator has already lost his job to any idiot that will work for half as much, as all is really needed is a seat weight to drive to and from the fields. Auto guidance (self steering with sub inch accuracy on mapped fields) has been a thing for well over a decade now, and automation of machine performance and functions that outperform even the most skilled operator (harvesting, planting, sprayers applying chemicals) are standard now for people running new equipment. The big players are all making tractors with out cabs.
      >None of this is done with AI though, it is just programming. There is no magical omnipotent computer out there, anon, it is just a combination of on/off gates mapped by programmers.

      Another guy unable to read. Why do people today skim some information, completely misread and misunderstand it, yet feel the need to opine about it? No wonder you are going to be replaced by a chatbot by the end of the year.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did read it, anon, it said it was a list of occupations with no exposed tasks, and I pointed out how the first occupation on the list is already exposed as frick.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's gunna get automated first
          >going out to a farm, climbing up to a 1980's machine and clearing out gunk from a carburator
          >sending out monthly HR emails about safety training

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Currently working on a combine that once in the field requires someone to apply 40 lbs of weight to a seat and push 2 switches to allow the combine to drive itself while adjusting speed and machine settings to obtain a cleaner crop sample than any human will ever get, then the human will have to push two buttons once the grain tank is full for the combine and to unload into a grain cart being pulled by a tractor that has a human seat weight in it while it matches speed with combine through its computer.
            It isn’t a matter of when, it is already here and fewer people need to employed to do the same (actually more) work.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            HR could have been automated a decade ago. They'll keep them around for female staff count.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's silly to think that any job will be safe if AI can replace software developers. The only thing that will remain is doing what the AI says. If you are a plumber, you will have the AI assistant monitoring you and dictating what you do.

            You won't need any talent or skill. It will tell you what to do and if you don't do it, it will report you to the manager and you will be replaced by some other average joe that will do what the AI says to do.

            I don't think chatGPT or any AI is even close to being able to threaten real jobs. All it is at this point is a fancy search engine. The biggest game changer is really the image/video processing.

  36. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    All Hispanic and Black person jobs
    Typical BS

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean jobs that actually make society move?

      Most "white man" jobs are service industry paper pushing garbage that just shuffle papers around so Mr israelite can collect a fat bonus at the end.
      There's even talks of lawyers being replaced.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You mean jobs that actually make society move?
        They don't, they just perpetuate an infinite money laundering scheme that the israelites at the top take the most while the US dollar leaves our country in droves, and we just print more cause it's so good
        Till it's not

  37. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I’m just not going to work, just not going to do it.

  38. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would absolutely love a world where we live bare minimum survival doing manual labor --- IF EVERY FRICKING MIDDLE MANAGEMENT YUPPIE WAS DOING THE SAME. I was to see every greedy 150k/year moron with a BMW suffering without their precious status while normal people are perfectly content. I was every influencer forced to toil for food. I myself enjoy living with almost nothing and would not be bothered. Thank you AI for returning balance to our world

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      The reason envy is a sin is because it destroys civilisations

  39. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    if the self-checkout at work is any indication you will need someone to correct malfunctions every ten minutes.
    the major flaw is a large bureaucracy will have different arms striving for results that interfere with other functions

  40. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Please don't replace my "journalism" job with a chatbot! I don't want to LEARN HOW TO SHOVEL!"

    https://www.vox.com/the-highlight/23621198/artificial-intelligence-chatgpt-openai-existential-risk-china-ai-safety-technology

  41. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think of how test levels will return to normal when all the men are out working in the sun doing physical labor instead of sending emails and writing code in their pod cube. They might even be able to maintain a erection again. Birthrates will return to normal as well. A new golden age of man.

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