Tesla AI day thread

Stream starts in about 4 hours.
Link: https://youtu.be/ODSJsviD_SU

Let's see if they deliver on the Tesla Bot promise in any way, shape, or form.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's see if they deliver on the Tesla Bot promise in any way, shape, or form.
    They will have a tech demo of a hand that can pick up a ball and everyone will clap

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they will have a very convincing man in a suit

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if they had this thing trash a Cybertruck with a mace

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many times does thunderf00t want to play that clip in his stupid videos?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      until morale improves

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elon already warned that mainstream media will be disappointed, and only engineers will find the talk interesting.

    If we see the bot walking, I will already be gladly surprised.

    I am quite more interested in the autonomous driving section, personally.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >preemptively try to get out ahead of it to say "uhhhhh only smart people will actually get this tbqh"
      tired of this grifter's shenanigans

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you have seen last year's AI Day, you would agree to this

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be a Roomba with a 'Tesla' sticker.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t really understand the Android approach.
    I always thought that simulating an animated object would be the lower hanging fruit.
    IE like you have a self driving car with a conversation module installed.
    With an android I can’t see a good enough value proposition.
    Then again, people said the same about EVs and are now eating crow.
    Musk is full of surprises so wait and see I guess.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Then again, people said the same about EVs and are now eating crow.
      Not really.
      If the government pushes robots, people will have a robot. Also if it sucks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people who said the same about EVs
      How is that working out for the ones in Florida right now.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop being gays and let Elon know what actually matters

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need mine to run a bit faster

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fixed

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        #justzoomerthings

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        sexxo

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unless they partnered with boston dynamics and/or bought atlas bots, they will have literally nothing to show. it's been 1 year, you can do fuck all in a year when you know what you're doing, let alone doing R&D. This is a hiring campaing only, they might show some cool ideas they've come up with for joints / robo muscles and maybe some vision systems for home object identification, don't expect anything more

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong, the teslabot is fully autonomous and is going to outbid Elon Musk's Twitter bid in cash

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw elon found the Israeli blacksite research and has a fully functioning android prototype that is indistinguishable from a human

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOO ONLY BOSTON DYNAMICS CAN MAKE HUMANOID ROBOTS
      >UNLESS TESLA PARTNERS WITH GM ON EV1, THEY CANT MAKE EVS

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        remind me again, how many years did it take to build the first prototype car?
        >3 years
        oh, and that's a car, something well understood and relatively simple, especially since all they were doing was swapping the engine / drive train

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          First prototype took few billion years to make.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          In 10 years, they went from 1 car prototype to selling 1.5 million cars a year (2+m next year)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            okay, so in 2+10 maybe we'll have mass produced sexbots, doesn't change today

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It will change today

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            In other words, they basically overtook BMW in the US in 10 years from literally nothing.

            Meanwhile, 10 years ago, Boston Dynamics had BigDog 15 years ago. How many have SpotDog has been made so far? Couple thousands?

            okay, so in 2+10 maybe we'll have mass produced sexbots, doesn't change today

            What doesn't change today? Your conjecture that nothing happens without Boston Dynamics?

            Are you retarded?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      boston dynamics is a joke of a company
      all those robots they have and only spot is actually useful
      and the chinks copied spot and sell them for 1/10th the price

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its so stupid that retards like you get fooled by PR companies like BostonDynamics.

      They have no real product. All they've done is made some youtube videos to fool retards like you and other investors into buying their company. Google abandoned the company for a reason.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no shit they have no product retard.

        but AI company + robotic company = product. it's a very simple concept

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They would need to find a AI company to merge with. Google was supposed to be that, but they abandoned ship.

          Tesla is both an AI company and a robot company. They bought robot manufacturing company in Germany a few years ago and retooled them for car making. It was a big deal too because the robot company was making robots for other customers too, but Tesla cancelled those contracts and just had the company make robots for internal use.

          So Tesla is a complete package. Boston Dynamics lacks the software package.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe Google left them because they weren't willing to have it bark advertisements at the end user during the workflow

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or they can upgrade the tech from AIST

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HRP-4C

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that robot is a piece of junk and I don't know why people fixate on it.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing ever happens

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    musk sir please pump doge

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomboy bot reveal or I'm selling all my shares.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incoming images!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the actual robot photo? That looks awesome

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, Elon confirmed it is not CGI

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Teslachads winning

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > winning
      when you hire prostitutes to pose in photos, what are you winning? an STD?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tesla lost Karpathy bros, it's fucking OVER

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    INTRO PLAYING

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their home made AI training chips/tiles/tray

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wot da fuk is this shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Official start time is in 5 mins

      This is basically prelive music.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ha! gay

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE CLOSED CAPTIONS REALLY SAID "I LOVE YOU" "LOVE YOUR HAIR" REWIND IT A MINUTE BEFORE IT STARTS. WHAT THE FUCK?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the AI has become sentient, and it's starting to take over

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Compared to that"
    Already setting the stage for massive disappointment 🙂

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH SHIT

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the fuck

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The prototype bot is more interesting than expected

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/k8XaD9K.png

      What did the captions mean by this?

      > this is the best that the united states' richest man can achieve
      boston dynamics must be pissing themselves from laughter.

      >1,000 of these working at a dock, warehouse, etc. non-stop
      Jesus fucking Christ profits will be through the roof.

      $20k /10 years = $2k a year
      $2k/365 =$5.48 a day
      $5.48 a day / 16hr of functional time (8hrs charging?) = $0.34/hr of labor.
      This doesn't include charging costs, repair costs, etc. but holy fuck

      > he doesn't know
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industrial_robot#History

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thats their first off the shelf prototype created in 6 months from concept to prototype for a company that has never made a robot. They've matched the industry standard humanoid robots made by robot companies with decades of progress.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They've matched the industry standard
          not even comes close to any "standard". knowing that compulsive lying musk as well as i do, i would guess the prototype isn't functioning at all and is being remote controlled.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh didn't know factory industrial robots could unload freight lol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          moving empty boxes isn't "freight".

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're a fucking moron.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You're a fucking moron.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >script requires 18 quintillion bloated dependencies
            I choose not to run your python script

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              requires 18 quintillion bloated dependencies
              >I choose not to run your python script
              extreme cope.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok, it CAN walk (slowly)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      In just "few months"

      Pics related, robot vision

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Off the shelf version

        vs

        In house actuator made (not yet walking yet)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        interesting but hardly up to the athleticism of the boston dynamics machine

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          True, but athleticism isn't necessarily required for practical tasks.
          It's meant to do small repetitive tasks, not be a terminator.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, i can see the utility of a mid-market, mid-capability device

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally this scene

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like we can outrun it

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is actually an insane amount of progress for 1 year

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the demos look quite smooth, they probably AI'd the movements heavily, human alike

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't too impressive honestly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      From basically nothing to this? In 1 year? If they wanted to make a "boston dynamics robot" they already did it with

      https://i.imgur.com/afii519.jpg

      The prototype bot is more interesting than expected

      This is pretty good. Then on top of that, they have their own custom robot as well

      https://i.imgur.com/2RpWsuY.jpg

      Off the shelf version

      vs

      In house actuator made (not yet walking yet)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They made this in 1 year. In 2 years, it will fly to Mars. Monkeys with neuralink will be on board as well. They will supervise the robots.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much did he said it will cost?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > 20k

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Workers are fucked

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          all it did was lift a fucking box and water some plants. Not fucking much. Let's see it route cabling. Robots fucking suck at manipulation.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Workers are already fucked

          There is a reason why that class is associated with poverty and depreciation

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How much did he said it will cost?

        For comparison, Spot the Dog from boston dynamics cost $75K

        Cheap chinese copies costs ~$10-20K

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, we're fucked

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What I really want to know is how soon for international shipping?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Prob not for another 1-2+ years.

            First customers will be themselves/SpaceX/gov partners/industry partners/etc.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did the captions mean by this?

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based Elon arguing that the public should nationalize Tesla

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nationalizing would give Tesla to the government, which is not the people. He was arguing the opposite. Capitalism is the ultimate democracy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Need that subsidy money though.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It only draws 500W when brisk walking? That's nuts

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I built a better robot than this with my wife and it only took 9 months.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    coming in from BOT can someone give a rundown. is it all marketing hype or are there some cool features being announced?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If it can lift an egg we are all fucked until then have hopes for humanity.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >However, humans are also incredibly dexterous
        OH NO, IT CAN LIFT AN EGG IT CAN LIFT AN EGG EGG LIFTING TIME

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1,000 of these working at a dock, warehouse, etc. non-stop
    Jesus fucking Christ profits will be through the roof.

    $20k /10 years = $2k a year
    $2k/365 =$5.48 a day
    $5.48 a day / 16hr of functional time (8hrs charging?) = $0.34/hr of labor.
    This doesn't include charging costs, repair costs, etc. but holy fuck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not to mention no vacations, no need for the hiring process, no need for HR, no need for liability damage etc

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just change out the battery. Who knows how long or often maintence will need to happen though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Babbies first realization of the industrial revolution

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuck why did i do computer science instead of mechanical or electrical engineering
    its over bros, i will never make robots

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can get into machine learning. The hardest parts are the brain and the battery tech.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ngmi

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    red for parse our cloud

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh shi-

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's cool I guess, but the bot itself will not be able to lift that much because mechanical advantage of the legs and arms.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can it jack me off and choke me yet?

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    great, when are they gonna show the hand do something? Hand fingers can't go side to side, what a joke

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    when are they going to stop looking constipated?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pelvis can't twist move. Gonna need some new actuators for that.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand elon's hate of LIDAR comes up. Bunch of work on SLAM, because they ain't using LIDAR.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't need LIDAR

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too expensive bro

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how do you get the butt to navigate to its destination

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fuck this feels exactly like my undergrad presentations where everyone has to say at least something but only one guy actually worked on this piece of shit. its painful

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a recruitment presentation day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >autistic engineers aren't great at presentations
      What about any of this isn't to be expected?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess I just thought it'd be one guy talking about something interesting over a squad of dorks giving me 45 second blurbs.

        >hey you know we track center of mass so it doesnt fall over??
        >hey did you know if we collect alot of human movement we can emulate it?
        >hey did you know if we poke it with a stick it doesnt fall over?

        I think that was essentially the last 3 talkers. to be fair, this whole thing was chased with, "we did this in 6 months"

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is 10 years behind Boston Dynamics.
    Elon fucked up that he didn't acquire them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >25 years of R&D
      >Brings the dog to market at $75k
      uh huh.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boston dynamics only switched to ML recently so it was non scalable. That's why Google sold it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's picking up boxes. fucking picking up boxes. Not using the hands to do anything useful.

        dynamics only switched to ML
        lol no. Only for a little bit. They still largely use model predictive control. Brute force simulate what will happen to the robot n-steps into the future.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Motion planning on flat terrain only? Fucking weak. Use a fucking wheelchair instead. They could have at least demonstrated their planner worked on walking on posts.

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hmm
    > what he said - "robotic engineer on tesla bot"
    > YT caption - "robotic engineer on shabbat"

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their stupid contraption can't even self balance.
    What a joke.

    TSLA stock crash already.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to BOT, retard Bobo

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Usable? You can't even fuck that bot! It has no holes!

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So their job is to create better human, not essentially a slave robot factory worker

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yep. you got grifted. again. it's the truck all over again, except it didn't break. hard to fuck up something that's being remote controlled and only walks a few steps incredibly slowly while consuming 500w of power.

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what exactly is a humanoid robot supposed to do on the factory floor of an auto manufacturer, that isn't already accomplished by on-rails gripper arms?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Replace the humans not the robotic arms?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i-it has a lot of p-potential!!
      soon they will be able to everything a human can do!!! yeah....

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It can walk out the door and bring back coffee for the team

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there's no humans in a car factory
      I dunno Sergeant Dumbfuck, figure it out.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh, so THIS is why the cars can't drive themselves yet

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOOD MORNING SIRS

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yet another pajeet conference

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i had more skills than paint, ingredient holes are in the back

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A.I. stands for Artificial Indians.

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3rd worlders will always be 1000% more cost effective than robots

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      musk will eradicate 3rd worlders

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        at last!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >musk will eradicate 3rd worlders
        most of his employees are mexicans and indians on h1b visas. they're not going anywhere.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        there goes his own work force

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >musk will eradicate 3rd worlders
          most of his employees are mexicans and indians on h1b visas. they're not going anywhere.

          that's why he's creating these robots, dumbo

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you make seem like elon is out there with a soldering iron and programming for it. he doesn't even know how to run a python script. embarrassing. screencap this, rajeesh: we'll never hear about this "robot" again and absolutely nothing will happen.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              He doesn't need to. He's the richest person on earth by $100 billion over the next richest. He's done his fair share of programming when he was younger.

              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_Science_Games

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                he did no such thing. the only record of him making anything when he was younger was a vic20 game he made as a child.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what Southern cotton planters thought.

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sirs please do the needful

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that they can actually test the robot in their own production lines gives them an immediate advantage in making this thing actually useful vs other robotics companies.

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI COMPILER INFERENCE ENGINE EXECUTION OF NEURAL NETWORK INTERCONNECTED SELF DRIVING COMPUTER NETWORK END TO END DEPLOY SCHEDULING!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the boring company will provide affordable bricks.

      They are cheap because they use the earth they drill out by BORING the car rail-transport tunnels.

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this garbage has been a thing for over two decades, how the fuck do they not have something more advanced than this
    what a JOKE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elon basically does a science fair.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Science job fair

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, I saw these robots in my elementary school textbooks in the early 2000s, it's amateur shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice, but where are they now?

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    did they speed up the unsafe left right as it was taking the turn???

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The graphics of this game suck. Worst E3 I've ever seen.

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, did he deliver anything useful?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >So, did he deliver anything useful?
      no. his company's pajeets are still trying to convince the world of having full auto driving cars, many years after king of the simps promised it would arrive, and it's in "beta", like everything else they make.

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    let's face it, this robot will never replace real women. Only the extremely disillusioned and degenerate would want to fuck a hard metal robot with pinch points capable of ripping off your dick.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im willing to take that risk

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this robot
      of course not, that's not the point.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok roastie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >let's face it, this robot will never replace real women. Only the extremely disillusioned and degenerate would want to fuck a hard metal robot with pinch points capable of ripping off your dick.

      You know there IS something called TPE.
      That stuff can be poured into a mold in the shape of your favorite waifu.
      All that has to be done is miniaturizing this so it can be the skeleton of the doll.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>All that has to be done is miniaturizing this so it can be the skeleton of the doll.
        that's an extremely difficult problem and not getting solved any time soon. Entirely new actuators will need to be developed. Current ones aren't torque dense enough to fit inside a frame and carry a bunch of dead weight rubber.
        >>TPE
        it'll never be warm like flesh is. It won't move like flesh does. There are big fat electric motors and gearboxes where the pussy needs to be. Making room for it requires new actuators. But hey, maybe you're in to fatties that barely need to move

        https://i.imgur.com/2VTOwj5.jpg

        Are they gonna make anthro foxgirl robots?
        This image is SFW in case anyone is wondering.

        yiff in hell furgay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The future is furry. Deal with it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wanna bet?

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OMG ELON CREATED ROBOTS OMG!!!!!!

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather trust human error than catastrophic machine logic flaws, which are a result of human error, at least when it comes to physical tasks.

    The term "tolerance stacking" comes to mind.
    Also the medical scanners from the 80s that would dose people with lethal radiation simply because the operators could fix a mistyped setting faster than the machine could reset it's hardware, and the machine wasn't aware that it was using CT/MRI levels of power through the X-ray filter.

    People are expensive and fuck up all the time, yes this means you (and me)
    Machines are prone to incredibly horrible actions because they function exactly as the people programmed them, and things as complex as autonomous decision are so hideously blackbox even the programmers barely understand the function.

    Robots replacing workers is as likely as a true Level 5 driverless semi-tractor existing in the next 10 years.

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY SAID MLP

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    VOLUMETRIC PIXELS!!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      UNLIMITED DETAIL

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what do we think?
    i was just expecting a hand/arm demo tbh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kinda just wanted to see another guy in a robot suit dance again

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hoping it would be Elon.
        And nobody helps him out of that afterward and he has to do the entire thing in that suit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bretty good chinkshit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wasn't expecting much, but they made a fully humanoid robot in 6 month, and was already done with their 2nd gen humanoid robot.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's neat but I'm not a seething twitter chud so I don't feel the need to attack anything related to Elon

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok see now we found the guy who knows his shit; the infra guy certainly convinced me someones doing cool shit at tesla

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The continuation is not lost

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy fuck what a borefest

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Close the video, moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Close the video, moron

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this jeet that keeps getting up to interject, really adding some texture to this presentation

    captcha JAAGPA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I liked that too. Oh well was mostly hoping more dojo info but guess they wanted to talk about teslabot and self driving more

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Using a language model to represent lanes and lane relationships is cool as fuck.

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning sirs!

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did this turn suddenly dull when they started talking about the software?
    really makes you think

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because they are trying to recruit engineers, not sell iphones to normies

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They wouldn’t even interview me because I don’t have a college degree.
        Antiquated company hiring indians with a 2 year MCS that can’t even spell right.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Filters out low IQ

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      because you are too dumb to understand what they are talking about

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wake me up when two illiterate retards can construct one out of rice beans

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >needs a billion datapoints to drive a car poorly

    I could drive better than a tesla while booze cruising

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much but I have no problem believing self driving now is better than most drivers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tesla autopilot is statistically much safer than human drivers.
      >in before cope

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, I cant hear you over me being able to take unsafe left turns into on coming traffic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hahaha. Yeah tell me that again tomorrow on my roadtrip where it will randomly bash on the brakes several dozen times on the highway because it thinks something is in front of me even though nothing is there

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like how my dad drove lol

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This, except it should also constantly call me a gay for going to art school, despite me being straight.

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elon, your team is talking. GTFO of Twitter.

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How safe is are plumber jobs for the next 15 years?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should probably start looking for new work; Elons dancing teslabot has it in the bag

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >looking for new work;
        [Example missing]

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      far safer than most jobs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm still surprised 3d printing perfect fit pipes isn't a thing by now.

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would be interesting if in the future getting a driver's license actually became a somewhat challenging test. No fucking idea how anyone could fail the current one

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tesla went from literally nothing to a functional (albeit primitive) robot in 1 year, basically making 20 years of progress in 12 months
    >"Wow, that's it? Boston Dynamics did way more!"
    (The mistake is that BD has been doing this for 10X longer than Tesla)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this argument literally doesnt work for any other kind of business; Imagine making this kind of excuse for Facebook headsets or Intel GPUs, wake up

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >developing 10X faster than your competition isn't an advantage

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, reinventing already known tech is not an advantage, no matter how quickly you catch up from being behind, until you have at least a comparable product.

          cant wait to hear the cope on how reinventing early 2000s tech in 6 months is actually ground breaking

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're pursuing different things so it feels comparing them is pointless. Tesla designed their bot to be cheap to manufacture. BD had a research focus and I guess google was never able to break them out of that hence the sale.

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >simulation
    They need to make this into a game engine LMAO

    Seems super interesting

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need to sabotage these self driving AIs with EMPs activated next to roadways so they crash for mysterious reasons and we can buy stocks for 1/100 the price after Tesla is sued

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, those permutations for the simulator are fucking cool

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still not even considering snow

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black ice is going to be the real problem but no one in my city can handle that either lol

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf only two weeks?

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how at the start Must kept talking about how he wished to "solve" the economy and help millions. Well when everyone is unemployed only the rich will have the money and reason to subscribe to his automation services. His solution was that the public should buy his stocks to voice their opinion on tesla kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want less low wage third worlders in my country lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        When full total automation happens, first world countries will be the only ones with economy able to issue ubi while third world will get even more fubared due to slowness of modernization. Even more immigrants will flood there

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE IT UP FOR RAKESH AND THE DOJOOOOOOO

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're using VisRAM!

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they gonna make anthro foxgirl robots?
    This image is SFW in case anyone is wondering.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ARA is my wife

      And yes, it's being worked on

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >'GOOD MORNING SIRS' the presentation
    this is embarrassing

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TESLA'S FAIL FAST PHILOSOPHY

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elon is also bored with the presentation

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FUUUCCCKKK ELON SOLVED THE TRAVELING SALESMAN PROBLEM AND THE TROLLY PROBLEM IN ONE SWOOP HOLY SHITTT

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dojo stuff is cool bros

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pytorch
    CNILES B T F O

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    never been done in the history of compute!!

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so used to all elon musk livestreams being poorly disguised crypto scams that I have alarm bells still ringing in my head

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stable Diffusion
    Not even using Dalle kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like I get it but come on bro this seethe is getting a bit much

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they just shilled stable diffusion?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The plan is to sell dojo time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > JUST BUY OUR STACK

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stable Diffusion
      Not even using Dalle kek

      SD is based. Have you seen the porn it can make?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was laughing at Tesla not even using OpenAI's Dalle2 for their demonstration, since that is another Musk company.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Musk was just an investor and left the board years ago from what I remember

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    STABLE DIFFUSION CAN RUN ON THE DOJOOO WOOOOOOAHHH

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next year we will have Tesla Porn Day

    All rendered by Dojo with Stable Diffusion

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nshitia btfo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stable diffusion on dojo
    95% of these clusters will be generating coomer bait 24/7, won't they

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the training cost reduction. Might actually be affordable depending on how gnomish they are

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so fine tuning models to better tailor to coomer fetishes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much but honestly it seems dojo will be the best way to do training for everything

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL they cant load data fast enough for Dojo to use it 😀

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    woaaahh Tesla claiming to have a product thats N times faster AAANNNDD N times cheaper??? They've always followed through on those claims!!!

  117. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guarantee these will be used to mine cryptocurrency 24/7 when the next PoW shitcoin pops

  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/WHaJJId.jpg

  119. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WTF they are already building D2??

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're working on D2
      They're building production D1 Q1 2023

  120. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LIVE IN THE POD

  121. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cringe event. also, whenever I see a female engineer on stage I have to wonder if they are already carrying elons children..

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they can't say no to their boss or they're fired...

  122. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elon kept the sexy Bot for himself

  123. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just sent in my resignation letter and put in my job application!

  124. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I order this TeslaBot?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you just know

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      www.tesla.com

  125. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX BOTS WHEN

  126. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many women has Elon impregnated during this presentation?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      45,000

  127. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for gaygy ethics question

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was expecting the whore to complain about not enough Black woman on stage

  128. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woman opens her mouth
    >something retarded comes out of it
    Just stick to sucking dicks, please.

  129. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all sorts of costumes
    Sexbot confirmed

  130. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't mind if my sex bot "crushes" me

  131. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man where are the dojo questions fucking normies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fucking normies
      Worse, they are journalists baiting for soundbites.

  132. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we commies now?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we commies now?
      Anyone with half a brain can see that humans will be made irrelevant for the work force in the next 20 years, we either "go commie" or you get erased by wealthy people.

  133. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >costumes
    can I put it in a realistic fursuit?

  134. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah the guy spamming soi faces turns out to be a twitter commie (and probably a chud too)

  135. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    all chinks

  136. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >end goal
    >some place "interesting"
    >skull crushing

  137. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    penis? wtf he said

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Business, but in chinkoid it sounded like binis.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i swear i heard penis size

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i swear i heard penis size

      Lol I heard penis twice

  138. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give me the fucking pricing info Elon

  139. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just solve AGI bro

  140. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like the guy who did all the work

  141. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    are the tests done?

  142. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elon planning to dump an ass-ton of Tesla stock in Q4 to pay for Twitter, and getting a head start on the pumping the stock.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't care. Just want Dojo access

  143. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THERE IT IS

  144. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh right tesla semis lol when were those supposed to come out?

  145. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are chuds mad about Musk again?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      reddit told them he's bad now

  146. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for that jeet

  147. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are women so fucking worthless bros

  148. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woman
    >generic vapid "self help" style question

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are women so fucking worthless bros

      >this is a non-technical question but how do you deal with a smelly vagina? I wash it twice a day but every time I take off my pants my dog throws up. Thanks.

  149. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "cum faster" hehehe
    AGI's still a meme though

  150. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 to 5 years
    bullshit

  151. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's both more and less than expected.
    >they have a complete-ish robot
    >but it doesn't seem to have any significant innovation compared to contemporary attempts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      optmius is a meme and will be binned in a few years. I only really care about dojo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You miss the bit where all the components were designed for mass manufacture?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mass manufacture
        That doesn't mean much. You can mass produce complex milled components if you have enough CNC machines. And so many modern bots are made with off-the-shelf components to reduce their prototyping cost that I'd imagine most of them could be mass produced easily.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Making one set of components versus dozens of diffetent kinds of components. Which do you think is going to matter in mass manufactoring???

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Making one set of components versus dozens of diffetent kinds of components
            So it's going to be made of LEGO Kinex? This robot with have thousands of parts. Assembly, even if automated will be necessarily complex. Stamping or casting some skeletal components isn't going to be a significant difference in the overall manufacturing time or BoM.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why are you pretending to know anything about this subject? Just so fucking weird. Hint: more varied parts=higher complexity leading to higher cost/time/validation

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a humanoid robot. It HAS to have varied parts. Thousands of them. You can bundle things together into packages or modules to make final assembly faster. But it's still going to be a long, complex process.
                I've heard this claim of "mass production is right around the corner!" far too many times during my life to be anything but skeptical.

  152. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does he post this while talking on stage?
    https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1576046445764825088

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      staffer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grimes has his phone

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neuralink

  153. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO

    https://twitter.com/ElonMusk/status/1166435766131744778

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh, interesting that the name in a twitter URL is completely meaningless.

      https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1576050196181823489

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh shit that's exploitable

        Link to an Elon Musk impersonator throwing a crypto party of sorts, use the real ElonMusk handle in the URL.

  154. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    chang chick literally looks like a blow up sex doll

  155. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    more regulation soibois wasting question time

  156. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I hate women

  157. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tesla
    lol
    lmao even

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are basically dumb robots doing pre-programmed things.

      Its impressive display, but again, its a dumb robot.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ah yes, that classic twitter cope where you now pretend like you know the inner workings of proprietary tech and that you're 100% convinced the shit company that's underperformed and underdelivered literally everything it's promised for the past 10 years is 100% telling the truth and totally not lying about pre-programming their own shit

        LAWL!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They sell the spot dog robot. You pre-program the tasks for their robots.

          I know because thats what they are sold as. Maybe you're right in one regards, it may not be the robot thats dumb. You may be the dumb retard instead.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah totally man, all proprietary tech that offer (and also most of which isn't on the market) are totally all doing the one same thing and the bullshit demo you just watch t-o-t-a-l-l-y isn't doing what you're projecting lmfao

            like actually lmao

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You press a button on the app.

              The dog dances.

              You press several buttons on the app, the dog moves in that route.

              Holy fuck, you Musk hater chuds are retarded.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the event wasn't meant for you.
          it was meant for his dumb cult cooomin to this shitshow right now.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I want to fuck a BD Spot. Remember that video where it was twerking?

  158. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Musk is literally unstoppable.
    I kneel

  159. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    almost fell.
    still traumatized by the cybertruck glass window

  160. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    steve-sama would have coached elon to be better

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