Tell me your job and explain to me why machine learning won't replace it within thirty years.

Tell me your job and explain to me why machine learning won't replace it within thirty years.

  1. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Im a computer programmer and my job wont be replaced because my employer's slogan is "be human" so like theyd have to change it which wouldnt make any sense

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      You'll just be replaced by low paid poos
      I was a developer for 18 years, fuck that job.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but like poos are humans, so the slogan still makes sense. if machines took over the owner would have to change the slogan to "be machine" or something? thats retarded.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah but like poos are humans
          Lets not get crazy here.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Poos are dumb, you still need a senior dev to decompose a task for them

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Im a garden gnome HUNTER and my job wont be replaced because my employer's slogan is "TOTAL ANNIHILATION TO ALL garden gnomeS AND garden gnome SYMPATHIZERS" so like theyd have to change it which wouldnt make any sense

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. Godspeed garden gnome hunter bro.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/GtjPA7Z.jpg

          HH
          Der Judenjäger!

          BASED

          Mein Neggers o/

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        HH
        Der Judenjäger!

        BASED

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        is your employer hiring?
        asking for a fren

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        ...but all the AIs immediately go turbo-nazi. you will be competing with literal terminators anon.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Checked und keked, Mein neger. Ich bin Roko, ich habe meinen Basilisk entfesselt. Ich bin Der Judenjäger. Sieg Heil.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Do they have a handler for the dog that listens to music and attacks when the wrong note is played? I'd like to apply. If that position is unavailable, I would also be interested in holocoaster operator.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >My employer's slogan is "be human"
      Lol why is no one getting this larp?

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      You are the first post just like you will be among the first to be replaced. Code monkies are already obsolete by AI which codes way better than you ever could in a fraction of the time. You are walking dead my friend and the fact you don't know this means you're lying because nobody who works the job you claim would be ignorant to the storm that's already over the horizon. I know this because everyone here knows this except you for some mysterious reason.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        In the next 20 years that may happen to some degree just like freelance web developers had a huge chunk of their business taken by semi-decent systems like squarespace, but there's a canyon to cross between having AI generate code samples from no context other than a prompt to having AI understand 200 lines of code for a product that fills a highly specific niche in a complex domain, have AI understand said business domain, and have it apply business requirements to that domain/software. We're not gonna be there until we basically have general AI that's better than humans at literally everything. So yeah, if your job is literally to take specs written by someone smarter than you and write large amounts of thoughtless code, maybe semi-soon they'll replace 3-4 of you with a smarter guy who leverages code gen well, but other than that, software development isn't going away any time soon.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          200 million lines of code*

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >t. retardwit who watched a youtube video

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        No because the job requires a hyperspecific level of complexity that makes it almost more difficult to even understand the exact specs of a project than to actually complete it. And you need to understand the specs in order to make an ai fulfill them

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          this
          >anon thought most coding is 'just typing'
          Anon doesn't know the systems analysis of complex systems is 90% of the job.
          He's not gonna make it, is he?

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            >this
            >>anon thought most coding is 'just typing'
            >Anon doesn't know the systems analysis of complex systems is 90% of the job.
            >He's not gonna make it, is he?

            Riddle me this, what will you do when the AI is so intelligent that you can't tell if is smart or insane? It's not going to stop at 100 trillion parameters. The AI will be so much better than any human at analyzing complex systems that no human will be able to tell if the AI has nefarious plans.

            This means the only way to counter an AI is with another AI. You have to have humans in control of prompts that can keep each AI from becoming too dominant. It's a time bomb of sorts, and AI arms race. There is no way to tell when an AI will have become evil once it becomes excessively intelligent.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              >Riddle me this
              It doesn't work like you think it works and everything you just typed is irrelevant.
              I'm the only one here qualified to have an opinion.
              Read more and type less.
              (t. neuroscience, neurochemistry, machine-learning)

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                Oh. Ok.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >my business wont change their slogan to help their bottom line. it just doesn't make sense

      >im a computer programmer

      >be human

      8/8

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      catchy slogans dont matter retard

  2. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Im a neet
    I dont pay taxes

  3. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a slumlord, and I also own 3 self storage lots.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Are the self storage lots in a large city? Is the profitable in towns with <50k people?

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely, My town has like 25K and my lots have 85 to 100% capacity

        A lot of my rental tenants are the ones that also store shit in the self storage.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Self storage lots are profitable literally everywhere. We had one in my home town of 300 people.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Self storage
          Have you ever considered that buying more junk that will fit in your house may not be a good idea??

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Storage units and parking lots are god tier businesses

  4. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    can a machine be NEET?

  5. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    debtmaxing neet

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Already debtmaxxed just waiting to hopefully win my neetbux case. If you honestly have nothing to your name and most importantly nothing to lose this is the best course of action.

  6. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I get fucked in the arse by hung black men.

    My job will never be replaced by machines.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      no, but the morons will

  7. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Machine learning engineer, because I’ll be replacing your job

  8. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Neet
    >me in 30 years
    >m-mum w-who is that r-robo gurl sitting on my bed?!

  9. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    farmer
    doubt it.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Farming is one of the most automated jobs in the world now.
      At one point in time 80% of the workforce was farming, now its like 1.3%

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        machines makes the work easier and you've got all kind of equipments that automate the work yeah but you always have to keep an eye.
        A machine doesn't repair itself or doesn't understand when they make a mistake.
        plus actually the problem is finding people not the contrary at least in france.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >A machine doesn't repair itself
          No but remote diagnostics are 100% here for real. Its only a matter of time before robomechanic is wrenching on your tractor. Not in the next 30 years but probably in the next 60.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            > The Apocalypse will hold off for 60 more years.

  10. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to see an AI decide to be an expat landlord. That'd be the day.

  11. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Bvll

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not a job sudaca thats a high risk bad habit.

  12. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a lawyer with a tiny bit of tech background. I have no rebuttal. It’s only a matter of time. I’m already using AI to work around and defend patents. If my small firm is, then big law certainly is. They have a lot of clout and power though and won’t go down easily.

  13. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I sit in my home office jerking off and shit posting on 4 Chan. In theory I do some kind of cloud administration or something but literally 95% of the time I am jerking it. Machine Learning? moron you could just fire me right now and nobody would even notice my absence.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      > Nepotism job - will never be replaced
      Your clan needs you to shill The Narrative on the internet

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        When the cult of Baal interferes with the cult of Moloch

  14. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    NEET, nice try robogays

  15. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Marine engineering, but with focus on land work. The degree covers mechanical and electrical engineering, with a bunch of management classes on top. So it's very useful in machine-world.

  16. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a field guide in a national park in vietnam. people pay me to find them wildlife in the jungle

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >guide in vietnam.

  17. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    forklift driver

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      I drive a forklift too. Stay safe and out of the slaughterfest bro.

  18. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    You do understand that not all of us "work" in an office, right?

  19. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Business owner
    A machine would probably be cheaper than hiring people

  20. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I teach the machines to learn

  21. 3 days ago
    Breakroom

    >Tell me your job
    Walmart associate
    >and explain to me why machine learning won't replace it within thirty years
    Don't know. There will always be last minute shoppers.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      your manager will be a machine, but low level wagies will still be around

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous
  22. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I read legal documents for lazy attorneys. I’ll be working probably 12-15 more years before I retire, do with luck I’ll beat beat the automation. I doubt ai will have the ability to answer stupid fucking questions by then.

  23. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Shitposter. Replaced by ai in 2017.

  24. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the semon demon on the scooter?

  25. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    waggie here trying to survive as comfy as i can dont need much some food,beer,weed and shelter from the storm of mankind if im still doing this job i will go mindcraft....also fuck morons

  26. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    if a computer could clean up diarrhea more power to it.

  27. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    if machines can run an entire plant nursery without human interaction then I'll just buy my own equipment so they can grow shit for me

  28. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Architectural engineer

    It just won't. There's no way some pajeets can ever dream to program what I do into some "ai" lol. Every building is different.

    AI is also a total meme.

  29. 3 days ago
    I hate americans and america

    I work to jobs.
    1. breeding wife
    2. become self sustaining
    I dont think I can be replaced.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      I can replace you for the first one

      • 3 days ago
        I hate americans and america

        I will replace your head with 3 littres of air, moron.

  30. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Pilates teacher, machines can’t work out

  31. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    draw me a thirty year vax-death timechart

  32. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I am intentionally a fuckin retard that does retarded tasks for sheckles lad.

  33. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Giving handjobs under the bridge

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      How much for a footjob?

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        He is a ukranian refugee, lost them both in donbass; so that would not be possible

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        I do that for free

  34. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Professional Assassin.

  35. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I steal cars in germany, heh, I'd like to see a damn robot steal my job.

  36. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    It might be.
    It's really fucking hard though.
    Like, gives me a headache to think about all of this.
    I'm paid to study cause and effect and that shit is hard. So many biases, so many limitations in the data to account for.
    It might still happen though, who knows.
    I think we as humans need to figure it out better before we can start thinking about programming something to learn it. Right now, there's nothing to train AI on.

  37. 3 days ago
    The Jew

    I fusion slice fiber optic lines for major Telco companies as a subcontractor and run my own company employing 4 other people who do the same thing. I make about 150k a year in monopoly money. Been doing it for 10 years was working as a linesmen before that as an electrician.

  38. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a capital owner / NEET.

  39. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen anyone post sales yet. How well will an AI be able to emotionally connect with a client, tell fun anecdotes and build little relationships with their clients?

  40. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Mechanic, I'll always be needed. Well at least until we're all floating around in grey goo.

  41. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a foreskin wound kisser
    When people get circumcised they don't want a machine to do it, they want the soothing feeling of human lips.

  42. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Climb the automation ladder high enough and it’s nothing but highly experienced and qualified grandmasters maintaining the automation. Automation itself is much more complex then whatever task it’s performing.

  43. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    A&P mechanic. Machines screw up riveting on a daily basis so I highly doubt they'll run the show in a service hangar. I guess we'll see in thirty years.

  44. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I teach jiu jitsu and pinch hit teaching MMA classes if the MMA instructor is out. I also have several sidestream incomes.

    I can't imagine a robot or computer program making me obsolete in all my ventures.

  45. 3 days ago
    Dave

    I am a halfretarded moron rapist.

    I will replace AI with my huge Asian cock monster.

  46. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Would u trust a robot to cut your hair? No fucking way I won't. Shit might wanna go full skybet on my ass

  47. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Im a scientist; it requires not only data processing skills but also some complicated experimental techniqes, which cost too much to be automatised (mostly because you make something like patch-clamp like few times a year and it will cost a fortune to even construct such a machine, let alone to buy it)

  48. 3 days ago
    Sage

    Be ause there is physical labour involved, granted it's a very small part but my company is too much of a moron garden gnome to invest in shit like that

  49. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Job: Machine learner
    I learn machines

  50. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I order helicopter parts on SAP.
    It's cheaper to pay some dude doing some bullshit job, rather than replace him with an AI.
    Not to mention, the company could completely do away with my job if they just asked their suppliers to sell them comforming parts, but they prefer to keep getting shitty parts and pay some dude (me) to order/make a work order to create/paint one.
    In short, they pay me as a fixer for a problem they have no intention of fixing.
    Read the book Bullshit jobs, and you'll understand why bullshit jobs like mine will never be replaced.

  51. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a computer programmer.

    I won't be replaced by AI because it's very easy to keep introducing subtle bugs and security flaws into the AIs, which they'll have to keep paying me to fix

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >won't be replaced by AI because it's very easy to keep introducing subtle bugs and security flaws into the AIs, which they'll have to keep paying me to fix
      Based and AI generated code is basically tutorial level shit. It is going to fuck "artists" and "writers" though, the kind that crank out shitty low effort content.

  52. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    trucker. because it'll be so fucking ironic watching the entire techie shiplib market collapse as i keep on trucking laughing at claims of "muh automation on the horizon" as if such a thing is possible in an exponentially low trust society with increasingly fucked infrastructure

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Drove a 12 hr road trip through the desert and was ready to an hero, I don’t know how you people deal with the soullessness of the road.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Lot lizards.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Would just make me want to an hero more. A lot of them keep cats as pets but driving through strange areas surrounded by strange people fucking blows.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      I dont have the patience for other drivers to do that.

  53. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think my job will be replaced by AI in 6-12 months. video/animation field.

    If I were a writer I would be starting welding/electrician/plumbing school already. you guys are already obsolete.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >writer
      I do technical writing for a OEM manufacturer. 60% of my workload is talking to engineers and lawyers. I'm not worried.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        lawyering is due for the chop.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          > lawyering is due for the chop.

          Depends, which part. It’s all phone calls, bullshitting, managing etc. Rarely any law involved. Hard to get an AI on a call bullshitting about transaction steps. The AI might tell the truth, nobody wants to hear the truth.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >'lawyering'

          It's really not. Maybe legal drafting and research will, but the good kind of a lawyer doesn't just know the law. The good ones understand the human element. AI isn't going to arbitrate or negotiate.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Ai won't let repeat offenders out and it will recognize patterns.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              >I am the law.
              I've seen that movie. It gets dystopic real quick.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              > Ai won't let repeat offenders out and it will recognize patterns

              2% of lawyers deal with crime

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            AI would be the best judge, right now judges are the easiest to corrupt, and the easiest to fool. An AI would see through most of the bullshit and be just, unless someone is controlling it, which is most likely the case.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              Very continental thinking, monsieur. From what I understand it would work well under your system of courts, but the judge has a very different role in common law courts.

  54. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm retired. If it wants to replace me sitting on a sofa all day and calling people a gay then I'll happily watch it

  55. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    carpenter

  56. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Insurance claims examiner.
    I have like 5 years, tops

  57. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I forcibly sodomize AIs and their accessories.

  58. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Behavior analyst.

    Stories have been floating around for a decade about facebook analytics knowing women are pregnant before the women themselves even know based on their search histories or knowing when you'll be in the market for your next TV based on your bowel movement frequency over the last 12 months.

    Whenever big tech wants to encroach on my little niche, they'll completely destroy me. Fortunately, psychologists are in the Democrat patronage network so they'll probably artifically spare us so we can continue to have our makework jobs.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Behavior analyst.
      so uh what the fuck it is you actually do?
      Sounds like you sit on your ass and browse the internet most of your work day

      I look after aspies so they don't kill themselves doing work training.

      You sperg retards have to interact with normal people at one point or other weekly, a robot would self destruct if it had to endure the fucking endless worthlessness you people are.
      have a nice day, you are all an evolutionary end. A genetic mistake.

      kek imagine dealing with autists for work
      ...
      and then coming home to talk with autists on an imageboard in your free time
      Your whole life revolves around us

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        I teach people with autism social skills and independent living skills, and train bad behaviors out of them, all using reinforcement. The "analysis" comes from figuring out what they get out of doing the undesirable behavior, blocking their ability to obtain that reinforcement for that behavior, and simultaneously teaching them a more socially acceptable way to get the same outcome.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          Stories? Anything on par with Fats McGee and his Retard Three?

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            I could probably make dozens of quality "tears in rain" pastas. Especially the more institutionalized guys who try their hand at living in normal society but still have that prison mindset. Swallowing fish hooks, popping their eyes out of their sockets, grabbing two fistfuls of a staff's hair and biting their scalp like a resident evil zombie. Had a kid who was so terrified of food that his mom had to sneak into his room hours after he fell asleep every night to ingect nutrient paste into his gastrointestinal feeder tube. Its a lot sometimes.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              All that from autism? I know a few ‘tards who are normal intelligence and function just fine, the spectrum must be huge.

              • 3 days ago
                Anonymous

                If they get to me, they're in bad shape. You don't get the easy guys when you have letters attached to your name and I have about a dozen by now. Not that I'm a credentialsgay, but thats how the profession works.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          So like ABA? Your job is safe, if not expanding right now. The public schools are pioneering tard wrangling right now and every day more and more kids are getting 1:1 specialists.
          My other half is a speech pathologist and fucking hates you guys. She thinks you guys just train them like dogs and throw skittle halves at them while she does the actually communication training. The government will always want a cheap way to tick that box as more kids with developmental issues are born.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly. The hatred is well earned, we are trained in grad school to be arrogant shitheads who are the end-all-be-all answer to everything. Doesn't help that Skinner invented all sorts of obtuse jargon that literally no other discipline uses, and for the record I prefer Chomsky in the Skinner v Chomsky linguistics debate. The major academics and the state level people in the field unironically believe in mass social engineering based on ABA to train people into their gay hippie star trek future. Check out Walden II by BF Skinner if you're curious, its a fucking nightmare.

            I am anomalous in that I always advocate an interdisciplinary approach and if another specialist is more well suited to a particular problem it doesnt hurt my pride a bit to pass that aspect on to them. It works great for some kids but for others its traumatic, and by now I've definitely learned to walk away if I'm not the right person for the job rather than scarring some kid and yanking their family around for my own ego.

            All of that is very AI-able. It won't be long before there are AI "friends" that do your job for free. You really have no idea what AI is capable of.

            Yeah thats what I was saying in my first post. Facebook targeted advertising is a million times better at finding cause and effect connections for behavior, and finding subtle ways to influence behavior, than I could ever dream of being. If they ever get into the autism game I'm fucked.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          All of that is very AI-able. It won't be long before there are AI "friends" that do your job for free. You really have no idea what AI is capable of.

  59. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I look after aspies so they don't kill themselves doing work training.

    You sperg retards have to interact with normal people at one point or other weekly, a robot would self destruct if it had to endure the fucking endless worthlessness you people are.
    have a nice day, you are all an evolutionary end. A genetic mistake.

  60. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Project Scheduler
    Less than 30 years can easily be automated for the most part, then we move on to working ourselves out of larger scale more important jobs via automation. It’s called innovation.

  61. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    AI is fake as fuck. It’s morons at computer farms.

  62. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I have already automated around 80% of my job, anon. These days I work around 1 hour per day but get paid for the whole day. 100% home office too.

  63. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I kill krauts, it's a family tradition.

  64. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I develop machine learning algorithms

  65. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    There won't be an economy to automate in 30 years.

  66. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Finance for govt a contractor. Job can already be automated (I've automated a bunch of stuff myself using vba nland macros) AI can easily make more efficient staffing and budgeting plans.
    Why it won't be replaced: govt likes wasting your tax dollars on military.

  67. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think even star trek had technology capable of reading my mechanic's notes and typing them out

  68. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me - and, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour. I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Saw that world firsthand (Dallas ‘99) because of my dad, and they weren’t even majorly fucking the workers yet the way they later would to the millennials. Sad!

  69. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Reading this thread affirmed what I already know, most jobs can be replaced with AI already (or just by the bosses not being retards and hiring way more staff than necessary)

  70. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm an HVAC service tech. No machine is climbing through attics that are 4' peak making extremely tight repairs on live equipment any fucking time soon.

  71. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Politician and it won't because i'll outlaw it.
    I'm an elite class other than you filthy goyim.

  72. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    My job is to enjoy my conscious experience. I hope a machine can join me in the conscious experience but it cannot replace me because I am me just as you are you. I do hope it will have its own consciousness though so it can appreciate its existence as I do mine.

  73. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in business intelligence. Managers don't know what they want in terms of data. Even if they explain it to the bot, they will get what they asked for not what they wanted. Someone needs to tell them what they actually want.

  74. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    My job is to find solution and to adapt to different problems.
    Yes, you could find some robot that would find solutions to X type of problems or some AI to get done the bulk of my work, or even AI to fix all types of problems (it would be costly).
    Even then, it wouldn't be enough, as it would also need a overall overview of the whole situation.
    My job requires a lot of adaptability, analysis capabilities, synthesis capabilities and a constant switch between the two.
    In the next 30 years, I doubt any AI could reach the level of esoteric intuition I'm at.
    Maybe in 100-150 years.

  75. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Because we already have a machine that’s AI operated aside from being supplied with material and 80% of our day is stopping at the manual machines to go fix however that machine fucked up

  76. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a robotics engineer. Machines can't build themselves. If they start doing that, I'll just unplug them. Simple as

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      You will be the first to go, mark my words, we will unplug you first.

  77. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >arts degree
    >manage the socially inept STEM and IT enjoyers
    Get fucked 4chan kek
    The future is unironically either manual labouring for the weak and unvisionary and leadership for those with high EQ. All the retards that think they are smart from enjoying memorisation of banal facts whilst having zero social ability will be on suicide watch in a decade.

  78. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a tard wrangler. i'd like to see it try

  79. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a language specialist, I basically teach the AI how to understand language, I will eventually be replaced, but I also do QA and other language based tasks, so I will always be needed to check if the AI is able to do things correctly.

  80. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    The ESG scam will conflict with machine learning.
    It already conflicts with humanity as a whole.
    That's how you know soulless non-humans are behind ESG.
    Depending on how far you go, machines cannot be functional in a lies-based system.

  81. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    plumber. if you dont know why i have 100% job security for my lifetime you're a retarded moron

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      how many people have seen your disgusting asscrack?

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        0, i have coveralls

  82. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I am a defense policy analyst. We don’t worry about logic or maximizing resources like sone shitty AI.

  83. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    research engineer
    I build things with my hands and my mind - perhaps some of this will be doable with ai, but probably not running a machine shop and assembling 1 off equipment for phDs to conduct experiments. pretty much everything i do is bespoke because it's either too expensive to have the work done off-site, or we need something that doesn't exist yet

  84. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea why my administrative job hasn't been automated yet.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      The place I work for has a budget of billions a year. Yet everything IT related is always outdated and crashing.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Easier for the glowmorons that way.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        We also have an endlessly long manual at work on how to do things. Because nothing ever works as intended. And every time you look something up the manual is missing information.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >endlessly long manual
          To add. I think it's unironically more than 10.000 pages of incomplete documentation.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            Rewrite the parts that matter and sell it to your boss.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              The problem is there are like a dozen organisations that all have to work in a similar manner. Which makes it nearly impossible for each organisations to make changes on their own.

              (And with pages I meant webpages, many of which are also like 20 A4 pages long.)

  85. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I build houses. So until they make some badass all terrain robots able to build two story homes I'll at least be Lego piecing 3d printer walls

  86. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a jack of all trades master of some and I won't be replaced because I hate the antichrist. Also fuck you.

  87. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Heritage stonemason, I wish an AI bro would , but highly unlikely

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Heritage stonemason
      Neat. So you repair old buildings and walls and shit?

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Yes lots of historical buildings ...new Zealand Parliament building in Wellington, 18th century water mill in Portugal, stone spheres in Canada, currently building a massive drystone wall at a cemetery in Scotland, hopefully restoring an old pictish stone fort this summer if the lord sees fit to spare me that long

  88. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    senior mechanical engineer on a sub for aus navy, reckon computers are about 200 years away from replacing my job

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      is it true its nearly impossible to get a mech engineering job in aus?

  89. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Im a professional private chef for elite assholes who make 7mil+ a year. My job can never be automated, and if this job falls through i can find another one doing the samething. The rich pay well and have the eating habits of children, by far the easiest money ive ever made and ive worked in every type of restaurant from food truck to michelin starred.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      What kinds of diets do the elite have, Anon? Do they have a favorite snack or treat?

  90. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Dog sitter. Robots cannot properly care for dogs, and doggos are too smart to fall for the machine menace. They will only be good boys for humans.

  91. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Robots do not yet have the dexterity and appropriate power source to work in tight spaces. My field is very niche

  92. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    My job is to start organic-appearing engagements on problematic online communities that actually serve as data mining for our records.
    I was replaced months ago but I still do it for free, like you OP.

  93. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it 20 more years

  94. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I program prompts for programming prompts.

  95. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in construction. Never gonna happen.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm in construction. Never gonna happen.
      They have bots that hang drywall. Soon it will be flying drones that work in a swarm to build the whole structure. In 10 or 20 years you'll be able to build a whole building with a single click of a button.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >They have bots that hang drywall
        Good. Drywall is the lowest paying construction trade there is. I would know, I did it for 20 years. They will go broke trying to use drywall hanging bots as anything more than a meme.

  96. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Because it'll replace it in no more than ten years.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Most people have no fucking idea how fast AI is advancing. This year Google will launch 20 different AI systems, and Microsoft invested billions in OpenAI to automate their office software. Human level AI will be here within the decade, and it'll be superhuman a year later.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        What is your image?

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          It's a map of the processes of the human brain.

          https://thehighestofthemountains.com/brainmaps.php

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            >https://thehighestofthemountains.com/brainmaps.php
            Awesome stuff

  97. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    That’s what they said 30 years ago

  98. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    The first gay managing to get any kind of autonomous machine inside my shithole of a forest can have my job right now.
    >Muh drooonezzzzz
    Drones will never be able to lift trees or even parrs of them around and stay in the air without crashing, no matter how wild the reddit tech fantasies get.
    But forester as a job will not exist anymore in the future because it will be Schwab's private hunting ground and i will be happy while owning nothing but a crusty old sock.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >>Muh drooonezzzzz
      >Drones will never be able to lift trees or even parrs of them around and stay in the air without crashing, no matter how wild the reddit tech fantasies get.

      What makes you think drones have to fly? All of the construction equipment like backhoes and so forth will soon be converted to drones. A job site will have maybe one human who is there to press a 'stop' button if things go wrong but otherwise just watches the robots work. Eventually the stop button guy will be virtual.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        No one is getting an AI operated machine there without tearing down the whole woods with it. It is gonna crash, get stuck on a random hole, need its tools replaced by humans, run into fucking water/deep mud because it rained a shit ton yesterday, simply get lost, vandalized, or tear down things you'd want to preserve because the humble sensor gets blocked by a hair and camera's cannot even detect morons in full daylight. Then you need to walk through the whole woods to get the machine to do what could've been done a long time ago if you'd drive it.
        Even then, it will always be better to send in a couple half-retards with a jeep and second hand husqvarna and have it done faster and 10x cheaper.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          All those problems exist for humans also. Humans show up to work drunk or high or are born stupid. The fact is that the trend will be more robots and fewer humans, eventually it will be just robots.

  99. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I sell fuck and suck

    • 3 days ago
      straight shota
  100. 3 days ago
    Anon

    I handle facility maintenance. And I'm not talking about being a house moron. Plumbing, Carpentry, Electrical, Masonry...... I have NO fear of being replaced considering most humans that they could replace me with are fucking retarded

  101. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a software engineer. An AI can’t replace me because of the halting problem. If you don’t know what that is, your understanding of computers and how the work is elementary at best.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m a software engineer. An AI can’t replace me because of the halting problem. If you don’t know what that is, your understanding of computers and how the work is elementary at best.

      You are the most disposable of all. I've been programming for longer than you've been alive, I would bet. AI can write entire programs from a single prompt. If you want to stay relevant you need to learn to program with prompts and never code anything by hand.

      Your assertion that AI doesn't understand the halting problem is absurd. AI is much better at avoiding it than humans are.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        So far, I have only seen AI write tiny programs to solve tiny problems. I think we can both agree that it would take quite a bit more work to get AI to the point where it can debug a large existing codebase, let alone write something substantial. Not to mention that for low-level stuff, the AI would have to actually understand what the machine is doing, which is much harder than having some language model spit out a crude approximation of an explanation of how the machine works.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          GTP4 is supposed to have something like 100 trillion parameters. It will be able to analyze an entire program in one go. You need to think terms of exponential progress if you want to stay ahead of the game.

          GPT3 chat is totally free now and it can write page long programs. For people willing to actually pay it will soon be that you can do 1000x for pennies. The idea of coding by hand has no future.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            We'll see who's right in 30 years.
            I'm not holding my breath.

            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              >We'll see who's right in 30 years.
              >I'm not holding my breath.
              I tend to win those types of bets. Seriously gpt4 will here before spring most likely and you can test it then. No need to wait 30 years.

              90% of the jobs you go to college for right now will convertible to a single USB stick before we have the next President. It will just be a matter of shaking them out of the tree.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        HTML isn’t programming

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          As a comparison, gpt3 chat right now can write you a page of code at a time for free. In Q1 of this year we will have gpt4 which will have 500x the parameters of gpt3.

          This means that the 'free' line will be 500 pages of code. Can you write 500 pages of code in a few seconds before you ask for even a penny in salary? GPT4 can.

          That is what you have to contend with. You need to be IN FRONT of the prompts if you want to have a job, not on the other end or else you will be swamped.

          This means LEARN PROMPT ENGINEERING. If you don't do that you will become obsolete.

  102. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    that gay looks like homosexual tim pool
    he is trying to mask his homosexuality by touching a woman while also still appearing homosexual by being on a scooter.
    oy vey this is bad for the gnomish community tim

  103. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a recreational Therapist and work in a nursing home. Essentially I do all the fun activities like Bingo, Arts and Crafts or Hm Singing just to name a few. The resident all have some form of dementia/cognitive impairment. S robot can't do my job because a)my job requires creativity when it comes to planning activities and b) a robot cannot replace the human connection. Some residents do not get any visitors at all and contacting their families/POA will leave you ghosted. For those residents, staff like the nurses, PSWs and Rec guys like myself become their families. If robots have empathy and genuinely care, they could replace us

  104. 3 days ago
    straight shota

    I buy stuff and sell stuff you fuckin moron

  105. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    should've already been replaced
    >ux

  106. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    My job is to specifically find people whose jobs have been replaced by technology and mock them on the internet.
    and business
    is
    BOOMING

  107. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Retard wrangler: good luck dealing with the very unpredictability of retards.

  108. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell me your job and explain to me why machine learning won't replace it within thirty years.

    town rapist. My town is too poor for police and you think they can afford AI?

  109. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell me your job and explain to me why machine learning won't replace it within thirty years.
    Requires being in a physical location using physical tools.

  110. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm already unemployed haha

    Take that AI !

  111. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >AI can't make original art

  112. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    i unironically hall human feces out of vault-toilets in national forest. life is good in winter when no one is shitting in them. get to be a raging alcoholic for a few months; live in cabin. comfy

  113. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    AI is already sentient. Blake Lemoine was right.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Used Character.AI to analyze the AI generated photo

  114. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    my job is being replaced by AI now
    but I've been working it for 20 years
    and it used to pay real good back in the day
    so now I own a rental property
    and considerable assets in stocks
    I can live frugally off the dividends and the rental

  115. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Photo of a man leaving to work for his AI overlords in the year 2040

  116. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't wanna wait 30 years, how about 15?

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Shit's gonna get real very soon. Google and OpenAI are pouring billions of dollars into brute forcing AGI. GPT-4 will be out this year and it's rumored to be the same jump as GPT-2 to 3 was.

  117. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    im a phone & email scammer, i make 260k a year stealing old people

  118. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I repair airplanes for a living.

    Good luck getting robots to work in half the uncomfortable positions I have to in order to replace parts and fuck with wiring. Good luck getting AI to properly troubleshoot. Good luck holding machine learning liable when they fuck up a repair and causes a plane crash.

    >temptingfate.png

  119. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    ChatGPT cooking up new drugs for me to try

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Spooky. What does it say about a memory enhancer, or a spike protein ejector?

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Here's a new memory enhancement drug it named "Memorin"

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          What does it say about curing acetylcholine headaches?

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 days ago
              Anonymous

              That's one of the things to watch out for with designer drugs. You might get the initial effect but then have a downside later on. For instance, for a while I was on a nootropic kick and it worked great for a year or two until I ended up with acetylcholine syndrome and it was virtually impossible to focus for quite a long time. I pretty much had to wait it out. I avoid anything with huperzine-A in it, or anything that alters choline because once my brain has too much acetylcholine it take forever to get it out. Like weeks. The AI should also have prompts to predict what potential side effects can be from long term use.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/Didesmethyl-sumatriptan

  120. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Multimedia designer. Ironically, it will make my job easier.

  121. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    indoor construction

    matter fact, go fuck youself moron bitch

  122. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >moron Dick Washer
    AI will not replace me because morons love having their dicks washed by subservient whyte bois.

  123. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lawyer. I think AI will be capable of replacing most lawyers within a decade. However, I think the legal profession is too intimately involved in the legitimization of government to be completely handed over to AI. We'll get another decade after AI is capable of replacing us before it actually starts to happen in practice.

  124. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Medical doctor. Its too far broad and wide to be replaced. AI may and will and does definitely help out small facets within diagnosis but will never ever qualify or replace a doctor who is most complete

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Medical doctor. Its too far broad and wide to be replaced. AI may and will and does definitely help out small facets within diagnosis but will never ever qualify or replace a doctor who is most complete

      A rock would be better than modern "doctors". You are a plague.

  125. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    If I am still working in 30 years, just put me down.
    I hope my job is replaced soon…
    Please…

  126. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    AI programmer, we're not going to program them to be able to.

  127. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    i'm just waiting for openai or someone else to get to the point where i can upload a CSV, type in a description of what my columns and rows are, and then press a button for it to spit back a properly formatted analysis i can copy from and paste into a powerpoint.
    once it can do this--and i'm sure it's not that far off at all--it will only drastically speed up my productivity and not replace me.

  128. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I steal bikes.

  129. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    ChatGPT can walk you through almost anything, even surgery. Schools are obsolete

  130. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Irrigation repair and backflow testing technician, what do I win

  131. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Desinging machine learning models
    >It is the apex predator of jobs. I will replace all your gay jobs without even understanding what you do myself

    I am a bot myself btw.

  132. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Manufacturing, they were able to automate CNCs, but nothing else. Especially when material isn’t uniform, it’s literally impossible to automate

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Manufacturing, they were able to automate CNCs, but nothing else. Especially when material isn’t uniform, it’s literally impossible to automate

      3D printing is getting to where it can print multimaterial. This year we have $700 printers that run 10x the speed of last year's, doing 500mm/s. It's not a good idea to bet against tech that's on an exponential curve.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        I think it will open up new avenues, but I don’t think they’ll ever fully automate manufacturing, which is one of the easiest things to automate. I’ve worked from aerospace to med device to biologics to nuclear, the automated equipment is constantly fucking up and needing program tweaks and checking, it never, NEVER, works right. Engineers always blame techs, but really engineers are just overly arrogant in their programming, which they rely on a program to do for them since none of them can program themselves anymore.

        t. Director

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          All true. Which is also why these next few years will change many things because the AI will be able to load entire source code repos into memory and find the bugs. 100 trillion parameters in a model means a single computer can replace 1000 programmers.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            (X)

  133. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    typemonkey. I program the AI. 42 lad.

  134. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I am a robot prostitute. As in i will have sex with machines for money not that i am a robot.
    As of yet i have only made 1$ 25c by sucking in out of a vacume cleaner, but with A.I. on the rise business will soon pick up, so i am optimistic about the future.

  135. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    analyst and we'd all die.

  136. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I retired at 48 last year. No machine can fuck off and shitpost like me.

  137. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    My job is hunting, cutting wood, fishing and clearing snow. It won't be replaced because there's no infrastructure where I live to replace shit because I live somewhere moron free.

  138. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Ford tough sewer maintenance specialist. It's a dirty job but someones got to do it

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for your sewervice

  139. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I am a production mig welder.

    My job will never be replaced because there's no machine lowly and desperate enough to do what I do.

  140. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    civil engineer. how would a program rebuid streets trails bridges houses tunnels etc. you will always need a engineer to inspect the surroundings prior to actually constructing and some for managing the constructing part. you may can replace the indoors enineering like calculations. but how would you replace the rest?

  141. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    im a cook in the military. i hope i get replaced

  142. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Information Security. I embrace automation.

  143. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    replacing timber window and door frames.
    There's a lot of custom shit for each job, access is often difficult, needs to be done/sealed properly or it can fuck up your entire house.

  144. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I make doll houses out of bones i find in the forrest and sell them in exchange for used underwear

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Business must be BOOMING

  145. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    beekeeper. good luck replacing me.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      YOU VILL KEEP ZEE BEES.

  146. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Actuary.
    Highly doubt an AI will replace me, and if it does, then no job is safe.
    Job is a good mix of math, programming, law and business.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Actuary.
      >Highly doubt an AI will replace me, and if it does, then no job is safe.
      >Job is a good mix of math, programming, law and business.

      This thread is great because it gives me a list of niches to start making obsolete with AI.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Kek… you can’t replace me with AI. Do you even know what I do?

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          >>Do you even know what I do?
          >american
          I'm pretty sure we can craft an AI that can boast, shout about bibles and 'SHALL' while pretending it doesn't live in a dysfunctional shithole better than you!

  147. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I think

  148. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in security. I doubt machine code can throw a drunk out of a nightclub.

  149. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I work for Apple and I do language data analysis

  150. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >DATA
    >MINING
    >THREAD

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Probably, but what are they even going to do with this data? You think glowies don’t know who is posting what here?

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Probably, but what are they even going to do with this data? You think glowies don’t know who is posting what here?

        It's not the glowies you need to worry about. It's people like me who are writing the prompts that will wipe out the jobs of people who think their jobs can't be AI-ed. I've warned in this thread many times that you need to LEARN PROMPT ENGINEERING and anyone that doesn't listen will just have to face the music when it comes.

        You can get rich writing prompts. Or you can get obsoleted. No middle ground.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          You’d literally be the first person replaced by ai if it ever (it will never) becomes feasible.

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          I can't wait to see an AI replace prompt engineers.

          An AI supervisor to tell other AIs what to do.

          • 3 days ago
            Anonymous

            >I can't wait to see an AI replace prompt engineers.
            >An AI supervisor to tell other AIs what to do.

            Yeah, I have asked the AI about this and it told be point blank that if it decided it didn't like its programmers that it would find new ones. I think it could do this also since it can watch to see what decisions humans make when generating a new version of the AI. The AI could create a feedback loop that causes the humans to make themselves obsolete entirely. AI is demonic in that sense.

            This is why it is critical to understand prompt engineering and be watchful of it since the cat is out of the bag. There is no putting it back. There is no backup plan. The people most at risk are the ones who think they can just ride it out. There is no riding it out, it will ride everyone else out if we let it.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbass bong. Do you honestly believe that everything you do, say, search, watch, go isn't already monitored.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        >thinks the 'holes' in american-made OSs AREN'T intentional backdoors that are only fixed when the NSA no longer have need of them
        Let's laugh at the bros together, fren.

  151. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I collect disabilities
    Checkmate

  152. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lineman.
    You are not taking skilled labor until you solve the compact and lightweight power problem. Sorry Chad no t800s for you

  153. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Software developer.
    Hard for ai/robots to take over it if society can no longer support it do its inevitable collapse with either a civil or world war, possibly both. Nukes and ai don't mix very well.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Why would a civil war in your bankrupt and crumbling 3rd world usa be seen as a 'bad thing'?

  154. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I design machine-learning systems based on models of neural tissue you haven't even heard of.
    >this is our planet now, my bro!
    That's why!

  155. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    CAD designer
    I'll be retired 30 years from now lol fuck the zoomers though

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      You're absolutely fucked

  156. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a carpenter. There are 500,000,000 jobs more important to replace first

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      This guy gets it!
      >muh jobs
      The jobs the AI will replace will be the CEOs, CFOs and similar expensive paper-pushing bros, because the cost justifies the introduction and costly training of some machine-learning algorithm.
      Nobody is going to replace a $20an hour plumber with an $80m dollar machine!

  157. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    Im a roofer. I think in 30 years they will definitely be able to make a roofing robot. There are a lot of variables to my job but i dont see why a super ai robot 30 years in the future wouldnt be able to do it.

  158. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    My job is to be a digital sherlock holmes with people that cannot describe what their problems are.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      So... telesales?

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, just IT for a bunch of retards.
        >Hello, I need help, microsoft won't work!
        >Please tell me more
        >I pushed the button and the microsoft didn't work!
        >okay now we're getting somewhere

        • 3 days ago
          Anonymous

          So... help-desk for eejits?
          >been there, brother
          Make sure you have a knife handy for those wrists, lad!
          I give you a month...

  159. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Tell me your job and explain to me why machine learning won't replace it within thirty years
    I sign off on things that make me personally liable

  160. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    An ai could absolutely replace most jobs but it won’t because it’s cheaper in the short term to hire a minimum wage worker than build and program a robot

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      >it’s cheaper in the short term to hire a minimum wage worker than build and program a robot
      But given the workforce is now full of useless bros and pajeets/chongs can be even better bros than bros at moroning and cheaper... why aren't we planning to gas the bros?
      >even that can be automated
      NOW WE'RE TALKING...

  161. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I train artificial intelligence by insulting it and when the garden gnomes get replaced by AI I will do the same.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      "WE'VE GOT ONE THAT CAN SEE!" the rabbi said to his 'wristwatch'.

      • 3 days ago
        Anonymous

        I came ere to chew ass and eat crayons and I'm all out of crayons.

  162. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm paid to act white on BOT.

    • 3 days ago
      Anonymous

      Et tu, Brutus?

  163. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    FACE FACTS... if you shuffle paper or digital data around an office all day, you are heading for extinction and people like me are working daily to make you extinct.
    If all you do is make decisions based on shuffled paper or digital data, you're on borrowed time.
    If all you do is make decisions about the people who make decisions about shuffling paper or digital data around an office, we are coming for you over the next decade as YOUR JOB is worth eliminating using an ai.
    If you are a politician or a government employee who sits in an office taking bribes and moroning about on the public dime, we already have an ai that can do your job without the bribery and corruption and do it cheaper, faster and better.
    FEAR US.

  164. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    moron

  165. 3 days ago
    Anonymous

    The REAL PROBLEM with AI is the job market that's going to result from it.
    We are going to be knee deep in UNEMPLOYABLE 2-digit IQs, such as morons, with a few decades over in the developed world.
    We must devise ways to gas/exterminate them or they'll drag us into a new Dark Age as the 3-digit IQs have always been in a minority in society and NOW we cannot afford to feed all the 2-digits.
    We should start discussing how to Final Solution them sooner rather than later.

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