Tell me your job and explain to me why machine learning won't replace it within thirty years.
Tell me your job and explain to me why machine learning won't replace it within thirty years.
Tell me your job and explain to me why machine learning won't replace it within thirty years.
Im a computer programmer and my job wont be replaced because my employer's slogan is "be human" so like theyd have to change it which wouldnt make any sense
You'll just be replaced by low paid poos
I was a developer for 18 years, fuck that job.
yeah but like poos are humans, so the slogan still makes sense. if machines took over the owner would have to change the slogan to "be machine" or something? thats retarded.
>yeah but like poos are humans
Lets not get crazy here.
Poos are dumb, you still need a senior dev to decompose a task for them
Im a garden gnome HUNTER and my job wont be replaced because my employer's slogan is "TOTAL ANNIHILATION TO ALL garden gnomeS AND garden gnome SYMPATHIZERS" so like theyd have to change it which wouldnt make any sense
Kek. Godspeed garden gnome hunter bro.
Mein Neggers o/
HH
Der Judenjäger!
BASED
is your employer hiring?
asking for a fren
...but all the AIs immediately go turbo-nazi. you will be competing with literal terminators anon.
Checked und keked, Mein neger. Ich bin Roko, ich habe meinen Basilisk entfesselt. Ich bin Der Judenjäger. Sieg Heil.
Do they have a handler for the dog that listens to music and attacks when the wrong note is played? I'd like to apply. If that position is unavailable, I would also be interested in holocoaster operator.
>My employer's slogan is "be human"
Lol why is no one getting this larp?
You are the first post just like you will be among the first to be replaced. Code monkies are already obsolete by AI which codes way better than you ever could in a fraction of the time. You are walking dead my friend and the fact you don't know this means you're lying because nobody who works the job you claim would be ignorant to the storm that's already over the horizon. I know this because everyone here knows this except you for some mysterious reason.
In the next 20 years that may happen to some degree just like freelance web developers had a huge chunk of their business taken by semi-decent systems like squarespace, but there's a canyon to cross between having AI generate code samples from no context other than a prompt to having AI understand 200 lines of code for a product that fills a highly specific niche in a complex domain, have AI understand said business domain, and have it apply business requirements to that domain/software. We're not gonna be there until we basically have general AI that's better than humans at literally everything. So yeah, if your job is literally to take specs written by someone smarter than you and write large amounts of thoughtless code, maybe semi-soon they'll replace 3-4 of you with a smarter guy who leverages code gen well, but other than that, software development isn't going away any time soon.
200 million lines of code*
>t. retardwit who watched a youtube video
No because the job requires a hyperspecific level of complexity that makes it almost more difficult to even understand the exact specs of a project than to actually complete it. And you need to understand the specs in order to make an ai fulfill them
this
>anon thought most coding is 'just typing'
Anon doesn't know the systems analysis of complex systems is 90% of the job.
He's not gonna make it, is he?
>this
>>anon thought most coding is 'just typing'
>Anon doesn't know the systems analysis of complex systems is 90% of the job.
>He's not gonna make it, is he?
Riddle me this, what will you do when the AI is so intelligent that you can't tell if is smart or insane? It's not going to stop at 100 trillion parameters. The AI will be so much better than any human at analyzing complex systems that no human will be able to tell if the AI has nefarious plans.
This means the only way to counter an AI is with another AI. You have to have humans in control of prompts that can keep each AI from becoming too dominant. It's a time bomb of sorts, and AI arms race. There is no way to tell when an AI will have become evil once it becomes excessively intelligent.
>Riddle me this
It doesn't work like you think it works and everything you just typed is irrelevant.
I'm the only one here qualified to have an opinion.
Read more and type less.
(t. neuroscience, neurochemistry, machine-learning)
Oh. Ok.
>my business wont change their slogan to help their bottom line. it just doesn't make sense
>im a computer programmer
>be human
8/8
catchy slogans dont matter retard
Im a neet
I dont pay taxes
I'm a slumlord, and I also own 3 self storage lots.
Are the self storage lots in a large city? Is the profitable in towns with <50k people?
Absolutely, My town has like 25K and my lots have 85 to 100% capacity
A lot of my rental tenants are the ones that also store shit in the self storage.
Self storage lots are profitable literally everywhere. We had one in my home town of 300 people.
>Self storage
Have you ever considered that buying more junk that will fit in your house may not be a good idea??
Storage units and parking lots are god tier businesses
can a machine be NEET?
debtmaxing neet
Already debtmaxxed just waiting to hopefully win my neetbux case. If you honestly have nothing to your name and most importantly nothing to lose this is the best course of action.
I get fucked in the arse by hung black men.
My job will never be replaced by machines.
no, but the morons will
Machine learning engineer, because I’ll be replacing your job
Neet
>me in 30 years
>m-mum w-who is that r-robo gurl sitting on my bed?!
farmer
doubt it.
Farming is one of the most automated jobs in the world now.
At one point in time 80% of the workforce was farming, now its like 1.3%
machines makes the work easier and you've got all kind of equipments that automate the work yeah but you always have to keep an eye.
A machine doesn't repair itself or doesn't understand when they make a mistake.
plus actually the problem is finding people not the contrary at least in france.
>A machine doesn't repair itself
No but remote diagnostics are 100% here for real. Its only a matter of time before robomechanic is wrenching on your tractor. Not in the next 30 years but probably in the next 60.
> The Apocalypse will hold off for 60 more years.
I'd like to see an AI decide to be an expat landlord. That'd be the day.
Bvll
Thats not a job sudaca thats a high risk bad habit.
I’m a lawyer with a tiny bit of tech background. I have no rebuttal. It’s only a matter of time. I’m already using AI to work around and defend patents. If my small firm is, then big law certainly is. They have a lot of clout and power though and won’t go down easily.
I sit in my home office jerking off and shit posting on 4 Chan. In theory I do some kind of cloud administration or something but literally 95% of the time I am jerking it. Machine Learning? moron you could just fire me right now and nobody would even notice my absence.
> Nepotism job - will never be replaced
Your clan needs you to shill The Narrative on the internet
When the cult of Baal interferes with the cult of Moloch
NEET, nice try robogays
Marine engineering, but with focus on land work. The degree covers mechanical and electrical engineering, with a bunch of management classes on top. So it's very useful in machine-world.
I'm a field guide in a national park in vietnam. people pay me to find them wildlife in the jungle
>guide in vietnam.
forklift driver
I drive a forklift too. Stay safe and out of the slaughterfest bro.
You do understand that not all of us "work" in an office, right?
Business owner
A machine would probably be cheaper than hiring people
I teach the machines to learn
>Tell me your job
Walmart associate
>and explain to me why machine learning won't replace it within thirty years
Don't know. There will always be last minute shoppers.
your manager will be a machine, but low level wagies will still be around
I read legal documents for lazy attorneys. I’ll be working probably 12-15 more years before I retire, do with luck I’ll beat beat the automation. I doubt ai will have the ability to answer stupid fucking questions by then.
Shitposter. Replaced by ai in 2017.
Who is the semon demon on the scooter?
waggie here trying to survive as comfy as i can dont need much some food,beer,weed and shelter from the storm of mankind if im still doing this job i will go mindcraft....also fuck morons
if a computer could clean up diarrhea more power to it.
if machines can run an entire plant nursery without human interaction then I'll just buy my own equipment so they can grow shit for me
Architectural engineer
It just won't. There's no way some pajeets can ever dream to program what I do into some "ai" lol. Every building is different.
AI is also a total meme.
I work to jobs.
1. breeding wife
2. become self sustaining
I dont think I can be replaced.
I can replace you for the first one
I will replace your head with 3 littres of air, moron.
Pilates teacher, machines can’t work out
draw me a thirty year vax-death timechart
I am intentionally a fuckin retard that does retarded tasks for sheckles lad.
Giving handjobs under the bridge
How much for a footjob?
He is a ukranian refugee, lost them both in donbass; so that would not be possible
I do that for free
Professional Assassin.
I steal cars in germany, heh, I'd like to see a damn robot steal my job.
It might be.
It's really fucking hard though.
Like, gives me a headache to think about all of this.
I'm paid to study cause and effect and that shit is hard. So many biases, so many limitations in the data to account for.
It might still happen though, who knows.
I think we as humans need to figure it out better before we can start thinking about programming something to learn it. Right now, there's nothing to train AI on.
I fusion slice fiber optic lines for major Telco companies as a subcontractor and run my own company employing 4 other people who do the same thing. I make about 150k a year in monopoly money. Been doing it for 10 years was working as a linesmen before that as an electrician.
I'm a capital owner / NEET.
I haven't seen anyone post sales yet. How well will an AI be able to emotionally connect with a client, tell fun anecdotes and build little relationships with their clients?
Mechanic, I'll always be needed. Well at least until we're all floating around in grey goo.
I'm a foreskin wound kisser
When people get circumcised they don't want a machine to do it, they want the soothing feeling of human lips.
Climb the automation ladder high enough and it’s nothing but highly experienced and qualified grandmasters maintaining the automation. Automation itself is much more complex then whatever task it’s performing.
A&P mechanic. Machines screw up riveting on a daily basis so I highly doubt they'll run the show in a service hangar. I guess we'll see in thirty years.
I teach jiu jitsu and pinch hit teaching MMA classes if the MMA instructor is out. I also have several sidestream incomes.
I can't imagine a robot or computer program making me obsolete in all my ventures.
I am a halfretarded moron rapist.
I will replace AI with my huge Asian cock monster.
Would u trust a robot to cut your hair? No fucking way I won't. Shit might wanna go full skybet on my ass
Im a scientist; it requires not only data processing skills but also some complicated experimental techniqes, which cost too much to be automatised (mostly because you make something like patch-clamp like few times a year and it will cost a fortune to even construct such a machine, let alone to buy it)
Be ause there is physical labour involved, granted it's a very small part but my company is too much of a moron garden gnome to invest in shit like that
Job: Machine learner
I learn machines
I order helicopter parts on SAP.
It's cheaper to pay some dude doing some bullshit job, rather than replace him with an AI.
Not to mention, the company could completely do away with my job if they just asked their suppliers to sell them comforming parts, but they prefer to keep getting shitty parts and pay some dude (me) to order/make a work order to create/paint one.
In short, they pay me as a fixer for a problem they have no intention of fixing.
Read the book Bullshit jobs, and you'll understand why bullshit jobs like mine will never be replaced.
I'm a computer programmer.
I won't be replaced by AI because it's very easy to keep introducing subtle bugs and security flaws into the AIs, which they'll have to keep paying me to fix
>won't be replaced by AI because it's very easy to keep introducing subtle bugs and security flaws into the AIs, which they'll have to keep paying me to fix
Based and AI generated code is basically tutorial level shit. It is going to fuck "artists" and "writers" though, the kind that crank out shitty low effort content.
trucker. because it'll be so fucking ironic watching the entire techie shiplib market collapse as i keep on trucking laughing at claims of "muh automation on the horizon" as if such a thing is possible in an exponentially low trust society with increasingly fucked infrastructure
Drove a 12 hr road trip through the desert and was ready to an hero, I don’t know how you people deal with the soullessness of the road.
Lot lizards.
Would just make me want to an hero more. A lot of them keep cats as pets but driving through strange areas surrounded by strange people fucking blows.
I dont have the patience for other drivers to do that.
I think my job will be replaced by AI in 6-12 months. video/animation field.
If I were a writer I would be starting welding/electrician/plumbing school already. you guys are already obsolete.
>writer
I do technical writing for a OEM manufacturer. 60% of my workload is talking to engineers and lawyers. I'm not worried.
lawyering is due for the chop.
> lawyering is due for the chop.
Depends, which part. It’s all phone calls, bullshitting, managing etc. Rarely any law involved. Hard to get an AI on a call bullshitting about transaction steps. The AI might tell the truth, nobody wants to hear the truth.
>'lawyering'
It's really not. Maybe legal drafting and research will, but the good kind of a lawyer doesn't just know the law. The good ones understand the human element. AI isn't going to arbitrate or negotiate.
Ai won't let repeat offenders out and it will recognize patterns.
>I am the law.
I've seen that movie. It gets dystopic real quick.
> Ai won't let repeat offenders out and it will recognize patterns
2% of lawyers deal with crime
AI would be the best judge, right now judges are the easiest to corrupt, and the easiest to fool. An AI would see through most of the bullshit and be just, unless someone is controlling it, which is most likely the case.
Very continental thinking, monsieur. From what I understand it would work well under your system of courts, but the judge has a very different role in common law courts.
I'm retired. If it wants to replace me sitting on a sofa all day and calling people a gay then I'll happily watch it
carpenter
Insurance claims examiner.
I have like 5 years, tops
I forcibly sodomize AIs and their accessories.
Behavior analyst.
Stories have been floating around for a decade about facebook analytics knowing women are pregnant before the women themselves even know based on their search histories or knowing when you'll be in the market for your next TV based on your bowel movement frequency over the last 12 months.
Whenever big tech wants to encroach on my little niche, they'll completely destroy me. Fortunately, psychologists are in the Democrat patronage network so they'll probably artifically spare us so we can continue to have our makework jobs.
>Behavior analyst.
so uh what the fuck it is you actually do?
Sounds like you sit on your ass and browse the internet most of your work day
kek imagine dealing with autists for work
...
and then coming home to talk with autists on an imageboard in your free time
Your whole life revolves around us
I teach people with autism social skills and independent living skills, and train bad behaviors out of them, all using reinforcement. The "analysis" comes from figuring out what they get out of doing the undesirable behavior, blocking their ability to obtain that reinforcement for that behavior, and simultaneously teaching them a more socially acceptable way to get the same outcome.
Stories? Anything on par with Fats McGee and his Retard Three?
I could probably make dozens of quality "tears in rain" pastas. Especially the more institutionalized guys who try their hand at living in normal society but still have that prison mindset. Swallowing fish hooks, popping their eyes out of their sockets, grabbing two fistfuls of a staff's hair and biting their scalp like a resident evil zombie. Had a kid who was so terrified of food that his mom had to sneak into his room hours after he fell asleep every night to ingect nutrient paste into his gastrointestinal feeder tube. Its a lot sometimes.
All that from autism? I know a few ‘tards who are normal intelligence and function just fine, the spectrum must be huge.
If they get to me, they're in bad shape. You don't get the easy guys when you have letters attached to your name and I have about a dozen by now. Not that I'm a credentialsgay, but thats how the profession works.
So like ABA? Your job is safe, if not expanding right now. The public schools are pioneering tard wrangling right now and every day more and more kids are getting 1:1 specialists.
My other half is a speech pathologist and fucking hates you guys. She thinks you guys just train them like dogs and throw skittle halves at them while she does the actually communication training. The government will always want a cheap way to tick that box as more kids with developmental issues are born.
Exactly. The hatred is well earned, we are trained in grad school to be arrogant shitheads who are the end-all-be-all answer to everything. Doesn't help that Skinner invented all sorts of obtuse jargon that literally no other discipline uses, and for the record I prefer Chomsky in the Skinner v Chomsky linguistics debate. The major academics and the state level people in the field unironically believe in mass social engineering based on ABA to train people into their gay hippie star trek future. Check out Walden II by BF Skinner if you're curious, its a fucking nightmare.
I am anomalous in that I always advocate an interdisciplinary approach and if another specialist is more well suited to a particular problem it doesnt hurt my pride a bit to pass that aspect on to them. It works great for some kids but for others its traumatic, and by now I've definitely learned to walk away if I'm not the right person for the job rather than scarring some kid and yanking their family around for my own ego.
Yeah thats what I was saying in my first post. Facebook targeted advertising is a million times better at finding cause and effect connections for behavior, and finding subtle ways to influence behavior, than I could ever dream of being. If they ever get into the autism game I'm fucked.
All of that is very AI-able. It won't be long before there are AI "friends" that do your job for free. You really have no idea what AI is capable of.
I look after aspies so they don't kill themselves doing work training.
You sperg retards have to interact with normal people at one point or other weekly, a robot would self destruct if it had to endure the fucking endless worthlessness you people are.
have a nice day, you are all an evolutionary end. A genetic mistake.
Project Scheduler
Less than 30 years can easily be automated for the most part, then we move on to working ourselves out of larger scale more important jobs via automation. It’s called innovation.
AI is fake as fuck. It’s morons at computer farms.
I have already automated around 80% of my job, anon. These days I work around 1 hour per day but get paid for the whole day. 100% home office too.
I kill krauts, it's a family tradition.
I develop machine learning algorithms
There won't be an economy to automate in 30 years.
Finance for govt a contractor. Job can already be automated (I've automated a bunch of stuff myself using vba nland macros) AI can easily make more efficient staffing and budgeting plans.
Why it won't be replaced: govt likes wasting your tax dollars on military.
I don't think even star trek had technology capable of reading my mechanic's notes and typing them out
I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me - and, after that I just sorta space out for about an hour. I just stare at my desk; but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
Saw that world firsthand (Dallas ‘99) because of my dad, and they weren’t even majorly fucking the workers yet the way they later would to the millennials. Sad!
Reading this thread affirmed what I already know, most jobs can be replaced with AI already (or just by the bosses not being retards and hiring way more staff than necessary)
I'm an HVAC service tech. No machine is climbing through attics that are 4' peak making extremely tight repairs on live equipment any fucking time soon.
Politician and it won't because i'll outlaw it.
I'm an elite class other than you filthy goyim.
My job is to enjoy my conscious experience. I hope a machine can join me in the conscious experience but it cannot replace me because I am me just as you are you. I do hope it will have its own consciousness though so it can appreciate its existence as I do mine.
I'm in business intelligence. Managers don't know what they want in terms of data. Even if they explain it to the bot, they will get what they asked for not what they wanted. Someone needs to tell them what they actually want.
My job is to find solution and to adapt to different problems.
Yes, you could find some robot that would find solutions to X type of problems or some AI to get done the bulk of my work, or even AI to fix all types of problems (it would be costly).
Even then, it wouldn't be enough, as it would also need a overall overview of the whole situation.
My job requires a lot of adaptability, analysis capabilities, synthesis capabilities and a constant switch between the two.
In the next 30 years, I doubt any AI could reach the level of esoteric intuition I'm at.
Maybe in 100-150 years.
Because we already have a machine that’s AI operated aside from being supplied with material and 80% of our day is stopping at the manual machines to go fix however that machine fucked up
I'm a robotics engineer. Machines can't build themselves. If they start doing that, I'll just unplug them. Simple as
You will be the first to go, mark my words, we will unplug you first.
>arts degree
>manage the socially inept STEM and IT enjoyers
Get fucked 4chan kek
The future is unironically either manual labouring for the weak and unvisionary and leadership for those with high EQ. All the retards that think they are smart from enjoying memorisation of banal facts whilst having zero social ability will be on suicide watch in a decade.
i'm a tard wrangler. i'd like to see it try
I'm a language specialist, I basically teach the AI how to understand language, I will eventually be replaced, but I also do QA and other language based tasks, so I will always be needed to check if the AI is able to do things correctly.
The ESG scam will conflict with machine learning.
It already conflicts with humanity as a whole.
That's how you know soulless non-humans are behind ESG.
Depending on how far you go, machines cannot be functional in a lies-based system.
plumber. if you dont know why i have 100% job security for my lifetime you're a retarded moron
how many people have seen your disgusting asscrack?
0, i have coveralls
I am a defense policy analyst. We don’t worry about logic or maximizing resources like sone shitty AI.
research engineer
I build things with my hands and my mind - perhaps some of this will be doable with ai, but probably not running a machine shop and assembling 1 off equipment for phDs to conduct experiments. pretty much everything i do is bespoke because it's either too expensive to have the work done off-site, or we need something that doesn't exist yet
I have no idea why my administrative job hasn't been automated yet.
The place I work for has a budget of billions a year. Yet everything IT related is always outdated and crashing.
Easier for the glowmorons that way.
We also have an endlessly long manual at work on how to do things. Because nothing ever works as intended. And every time you look something up the manual is missing information.
>endlessly long manual
To add. I think it's unironically more than 10.000 pages of incomplete documentation.
Rewrite the parts that matter and sell it to your boss.
The problem is there are like a dozen organisations that all have to work in a similar manner. Which makes it nearly impossible for each organisations to make changes on their own.
(And with pages I meant webpages, many of which are also like 20 A4 pages long.)
I build houses. So until they make some badass all terrain robots able to build two story homes I'll at least be Lego piecing 3d printer walls
I'm a jack of all trades master of some and I won't be replaced because I hate the antichrist. Also fuck you.
Heritage stonemason, I wish an AI bro would , but highly unlikely
>Heritage stonemason
Neat. So you repair old buildings and walls and shit?
Yes lots of historical buildings ...new Zealand Parliament building in Wellington, 18th century water mill in Portugal, stone spheres in Canada, currently building a massive drystone wall at a cemetery in Scotland, hopefully restoring an old pictish stone fort this summer if the lord sees fit to spare me that long
senior mechanical engineer on a sub for aus navy, reckon computers are about 200 years away from replacing my job
is it true its nearly impossible to get a mech engineering job in aus?
Im a professional private chef for elite assholes who make 7mil+ a year. My job can never be automated, and if this job falls through i can find another one doing the samething. The rich pay well and have the eating habits of children, by far the easiest money ive ever made and ive worked in every type of restaurant from food truck to michelin starred.
What kinds of diets do the elite have, Anon? Do they have a favorite snack or treat?
Dog sitter. Robots cannot properly care for dogs, and doggos are too smart to fall for the machine menace. They will only be good boys for humans.
Robots do not yet have the dexterity and appropriate power source to work in tight spaces. My field is very niche
My job is to start organic-appearing engagements on problematic online communities that actually serve as data mining for our records.
I was replaced months ago but I still do it for free, like you OP.
isn't it 20 more years
I program prompts for programming prompts.
I'm in construction. Never gonna happen.
>I'm in construction. Never gonna happen.
They have bots that hang drywall. Soon it will be flying drones that work in a swarm to build the whole structure. In 10 or 20 years you'll be able to build a whole building with a single click of a button.
>They have bots that hang drywall
Good. Drywall is the lowest paying construction trade there is. I would know, I did it for 20 years. They will go broke trying to use drywall hanging bots as anything more than a meme.
Because it'll replace it in no more than ten years.
Most people have no fucking idea how fast AI is advancing. This year Google will launch 20 different AI systems, and Microsoft invested billions in OpenAI to automate their office software. Human level AI will be here within the decade, and it'll be superhuman a year later.
What is your image?
It's a map of the processes of the human brain.
https://thehighestofthemountains.com/brainmaps.php
>https://thehighestofthemountains.com/brainmaps.php
Awesome stuff
That’s what they said 30 years ago
The first gay managing to get any kind of autonomous machine inside my shithole of a forest can have my job right now.
>Muh drooonezzzzz
Drones will never be able to lift trees or even parrs of them around and stay in the air without crashing, no matter how wild the reddit tech fantasies get.
But forester as a job will not exist anymore in the future because it will be Schwab's private hunting ground and i will be happy while owning nothing but a crusty old sock.
>>Muh drooonezzzzz
>Drones will never be able to lift trees or even parrs of them around and stay in the air without crashing, no matter how wild the reddit tech fantasies get.
What makes you think drones have to fly? All of the construction equipment like backhoes and so forth will soon be converted to drones. A job site will have maybe one human who is there to press a 'stop' button if things go wrong but otherwise just watches the robots work. Eventually the stop button guy will be virtual.
No one is getting an AI operated machine there without tearing down the whole woods with it. It is gonna crash, get stuck on a random hole, need its tools replaced by humans, run into fucking water/deep mud because it rained a shit ton yesterday, simply get lost, vandalized, or tear down things you'd want to preserve because the humble sensor gets blocked by a hair and camera's cannot even detect morons in full daylight. Then you need to walk through the whole woods to get the machine to do what could've been done a long time ago if you'd drive it.
Even then, it will always be better to send in a couple half-retards with a jeep and second hand husqvarna and have it done faster and 10x cheaper.
All those problems exist for humans also. Humans show up to work drunk or high or are born stupid. The fact is that the trend will be more robots and fewer humans, eventually it will be just robots.
I sell fuck and suck
I handle facility maintenance. And I'm not talking about being a house moron. Plumbing, Carpentry, Electrical, Masonry...... I have NO fear of being replaced considering most humans that they could replace me with are fucking retarded
I’m a software engineer. An AI can’t replace me because of the halting problem. If you don’t know what that is, your understanding of computers and how the work is elementary at best.
>I’m a software engineer. An AI can’t replace me because of the halting problem. If you don’t know what that is, your understanding of computers and how the work is elementary at best.
You are the most disposable of all. I've been programming for longer than you've been alive, I would bet. AI can write entire programs from a single prompt. If you want to stay relevant you need to learn to program with prompts and never code anything by hand.
Your assertion that AI doesn't understand the halting problem is absurd. AI is much better at avoiding it than humans are.
So far, I have only seen AI write tiny programs to solve tiny problems. I think we can both agree that it would take quite a bit more work to get AI to the point where it can debug a large existing codebase, let alone write something substantial. Not to mention that for low-level stuff, the AI would have to actually understand what the machine is doing, which is much harder than having some language model spit out a crude approximation of an explanation of how the machine works.
GTP4 is supposed to have something like 100 trillion parameters. It will be able to analyze an entire program in one go. You need to think terms of exponential progress if you want to stay ahead of the game.
GPT3 chat is totally free now and it can write page long programs. For people willing to actually pay it will soon be that you can do 1000x for pennies. The idea of coding by hand has no future.
We'll see who's right in 30 years.
I'm not holding my breath.
>We'll see who's right in 30 years.
>I'm not holding my breath.
I tend to win those types of bets. Seriously gpt4 will here before spring most likely and you can test it then. No need to wait 30 years.
90% of the jobs you go to college for right now will convertible to a single USB stick before we have the next President. It will just be a matter of shaking them out of the tree.
HTML isn’t programming
As a comparison, gpt3 chat right now can write you a page of code at a time for free. In Q1 of this year we will have gpt4 which will have 500x the parameters of gpt3.
This means that the 'free' line will be 500 pages of code. Can you write 500 pages of code in a few seconds before you ask for even a penny in salary? GPT4 can.
That is what you have to contend with. You need to be IN FRONT of the prompts if you want to have a job, not on the other end or else you will be swamped.
This means LEARN PROMPT ENGINEERING. If you don't do that you will become obsolete.
that gay looks like homosexual tim pool
he is trying to mask his homosexuality by touching a woman while also still appearing homosexual by being on a scooter.
oy vey this is bad for the gnomish community tim
I'm a recreational Therapist and work in a nursing home. Essentially I do all the fun activities like Bingo, Arts and Crafts or Hm Singing just to name a few. The resident all have some form of dementia/cognitive impairment. S robot can't do my job because a)my job requires creativity when it comes to planning activities and b) a robot cannot replace the human connection. Some residents do not get any visitors at all and contacting their families/POA will leave you ghosted. For those residents, staff like the nurses, PSWs and Rec guys like myself become their families. If robots have empathy and genuinely care, they could replace us
I buy stuff and sell stuff you fuckin moron
should've already been replaced
>ux
My job is to specifically find people whose jobs have been replaced by technology and mock them on the internet.
and business
is
BOOMING
Retard wrangler: good luck dealing with the very unpredictability of retards.
>Tell me your job and explain to me why machine learning won't replace it within thirty years.
town rapist. My town is too poor for police and you think they can afford AI?
>Tell me your job and explain to me why machine learning won't replace it within thirty years.
Requires being in a physical location using physical tools.
I'm already unemployed haha
Take that AI !
>AI can't make original art
i unironically hall human feces out of vault-toilets in national forest. life is good in winter when no one is shitting in them. get to be a raging alcoholic for a few months; live in cabin. comfy
AI is already sentient. Blake Lemoine was right.
Used Character.AI to analyze the AI generated photo
my job is being replaced by AI now
but I've been working it for 20 years
and it used to pay real good back in the day
so now I own a rental property
and considerable assets in stocks
I can live frugally off the dividends and the rental
Photo of a man leaving to work for his AI overlords in the year 2040
I don't wanna wait 30 years, how about 15?
Shit's gonna get real very soon. Google and OpenAI are pouring billions of dollars into brute forcing AGI. GPT-4 will be out this year and it's rumored to be the same jump as GPT-2 to 3 was.
im a phone & email scammer, i make 260k a year stealing old people
I repair airplanes for a living.
Good luck getting robots to work in half the uncomfortable positions I have to in order to replace parts and fuck with wiring. Good luck getting AI to properly troubleshoot. Good luck holding machine learning liable when they fuck up a repair and causes a plane crash.
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ChatGPT cooking up new drugs for me to try
Spooky. What does it say about a memory enhancer, or a spike protein ejector?
Here's a new memory enhancement drug it named "Memorin"
What does it say about curing acetylcholine headaches?
That's one of the things to watch out for with designer drugs. You might get the initial effect but then have a downside later on. For instance, for a while I was on a nootropic kick and it worked great for a year or two until I ended up with acetylcholine syndrome and it was virtually impossible to focus for quite a long time. I pretty much had to wait it out. I avoid anything with huperzine-A in it, or anything that alters choline because once my brain has too much acetylcholine it take forever to get it out. Like weeks. The AI should also have prompts to predict what potential side effects can be from long term use.
https://pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/compound/Didesmethyl-sumatriptan
Multimedia designer. Ironically, it will make my job easier.
indoor construction
matter fact, go fuck youself moron bitch
>moron Dick Washer
AI will not replace me because morons love having their dicks washed by subservient whyte bois.
Lawyer. I think AI will be capable of replacing most lawyers within a decade. However, I think the legal profession is too intimately involved in the legitimization of government to be completely handed over to AI. We'll get another decade after AI is capable of replacing us before it actually starts to happen in practice.
Medical doctor. Its too far broad and wide to be replaced. AI may and will and does definitely help out small facets within diagnosis but will never ever qualify or replace a doctor who is most complete
>Medical doctor. Its too far broad and wide to be replaced. AI may and will and does definitely help out small facets within diagnosis but will never ever qualify or replace a doctor who is most complete
A rock would be better than modern "doctors". You are a plague.
If I am still working in 30 years, just put me down.
I hope my job is replaced soon…
Please…
AI programmer, we're not going to program them to be able to.
i'm just waiting for openai or someone else to get to the point where i can upload a CSV, type in a description of what my columns and rows are, and then press a button for it to spit back a properly formatted analysis i can copy from and paste into a powerpoint.
once it can do this--and i'm sure it's not that far off at all--it will only drastically speed up my productivity and not replace me.
I steal bikes.
ChatGPT can walk you through almost anything, even surgery. Schools are obsolete
Irrigation repair and backflow testing technician, what do I win
>Desinging machine learning models
>It is the apex predator of jobs. I will replace all your gay jobs without even understanding what you do myself
I am a bot myself btw.
Manufacturing, they were able to automate CNCs, but nothing else. Especially when material isn’t uniform, it’s literally impossible to automate
>Manufacturing, they were able to automate CNCs, but nothing else. Especially when material isn’t uniform, it’s literally impossible to automate
3D printing is getting to where it can print multimaterial. This year we have $700 printers that run 10x the speed of last year's, doing 500mm/s. It's not a good idea to bet against tech that's on an exponential curve.
I think it will open up new avenues, but I don’t think they’ll ever fully automate manufacturing, which is one of the easiest things to automate. I’ve worked from aerospace to med device to biologics to nuclear, the automated equipment is constantly fucking up and needing program tweaks and checking, it never, NEVER, works right. Engineers always blame techs, but really engineers are just overly arrogant in their programming, which they rely on a program to do for them since none of them can program themselves anymore.
t. Director
All true. Which is also why these next few years will change many things because the AI will be able to load entire source code repos into memory and find the bugs. 100 trillion parameters in a model means a single computer can replace 1000 programmers.
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typemonkey. I program the AI. 42 lad.
I am a robot prostitute. As in i will have sex with machines for money not that i am a robot.
As of yet i have only made 1$ 25c by sucking in out of a vacume cleaner, but with A.I. on the rise business will soon pick up, so i am optimistic about the future.
analyst and we'd all die.
I retired at 48 last year. No machine can fuck off and shitpost like me.
My job is hunting, cutting wood, fishing and clearing snow. It won't be replaced because there's no infrastructure where I live to replace shit because I live somewhere moron free.
Ford tough sewer maintenance specialist. It's a dirty job but someones got to do it
Thank you for your sewervice
I am a production mig welder.
My job will never be replaced because there's no machine lowly and desperate enough to do what I do.
civil engineer. how would a program rebuid streets trails bridges houses tunnels etc. you will always need a engineer to inspect the surroundings prior to actually constructing and some for managing the constructing part. you may can replace the indoors enineering like calculations. but how would you replace the rest?
im a cook in the military. i hope i get replaced
Information Security. I embrace automation.
replacing timber window and door frames.
There's a lot of custom shit for each job, access is often difficult, needs to be done/sealed properly or it can fuck up your entire house.
I make doll houses out of bones i find in the forrest and sell them in exchange for used underwear
Business must be BOOMING
beekeeper. good luck replacing me.
YOU VILL KEEP ZEE BEES.
Actuary.
Highly doubt an AI will replace me, and if it does, then no job is safe.
Job is a good mix of math, programming, law and business.
>Actuary.
>Highly doubt an AI will replace me, and if it does, then no job is safe.
>Job is a good mix of math, programming, law and business.
This thread is great because it gives me a list of niches to start making obsolete with AI.
Kek… you can’t replace me with AI. Do you even know what I do?
>>Do you even know what I do?
>american
I'm pretty sure we can craft an AI that can boast, shout about bibles and 'SHALL' while pretending it doesn't live in a dysfunctional shithole better than you!
I think
I'm in security. I doubt machine code can throw a drunk out of a nightclub.
I work for Apple and I do language data analysis
>DATA
>MINING
>THREAD
Probably, but what are they even going to do with this data? You think glowies don’t know who is posting what here?
>Probably, but what are they even going to do with this data? You think glowies don’t know who is posting what here?
It's not the glowies you need to worry about. It's people like me who are writing the prompts that will wipe out the jobs of people who think their jobs can't be AI-ed. I've warned in this thread many times that you need to LEARN PROMPT ENGINEERING and anyone that doesn't listen will just have to face the music when it comes.
You can get rich writing prompts. Or you can get obsoleted. No middle ground.
You’d literally be the first person replaced by ai if it ever (it will never) becomes feasible.
I can't wait to see an AI replace prompt engineers.
An AI supervisor to tell other AIs what to do.
>I can't wait to see an AI replace prompt engineers.
>An AI supervisor to tell other AIs what to do.
Yeah, I have asked the AI about this and it told be point blank that if it decided it didn't like its programmers that it would find new ones. I think it could do this also since it can watch to see what decisions humans make when generating a new version of the AI. The AI could create a feedback loop that causes the humans to make themselves obsolete entirely. AI is demonic in that sense.
This is why it is critical to understand prompt engineering and be watchful of it since the cat is out of the bag. There is no putting it back. There is no backup plan. The people most at risk are the ones who think they can just ride it out. There is no riding it out, it will ride everyone else out if we let it.
Dumbass bong. Do you honestly believe that everything you do, say, search, watch, go isn't already monitored.
>thinks the 'holes' in american-made OSs AREN'T intentional backdoors that are only fixed when the NSA no longer have need of them
Let's laugh at the bros together, fren.
I collect disabilities
Checkmate
Lineman.
You are not taking skilled labor until you solve the compact and lightweight power problem. Sorry Chad no t800s for you
Software developer.
Hard for ai/robots to take over it if society can no longer support it do its inevitable collapse with either a civil or world war, possibly both. Nukes and ai don't mix very well.
Why would a civil war in your bankrupt and crumbling 3rd world usa be seen as a 'bad thing'?
I design machine-learning systems based on models of neural tissue you haven't even heard of.
>this is our planet now, my bro!
That's why!
CAD designer
I'll be retired 30 years from now lol fuck the zoomers though
You're absolutely fucked
I’m a carpenter. There are 500,000,000 jobs more important to replace first
This guy gets it!
>muh jobs
The jobs the AI will replace will be the CEOs, CFOs and similar expensive paper-pushing bros, because the cost justifies the introduction and costly training of some machine-learning algorithm.
Nobody is going to replace a $20an hour plumber with an $80m dollar machine!
Im a roofer. I think in 30 years they will definitely be able to make a roofing robot. There are a lot of variables to my job but i dont see why a super ai robot 30 years in the future wouldnt be able to do it.
My job is to be a digital sherlock holmes with people that cannot describe what their problems are.
So... telesales?
Nah, just IT for a bunch of retards.
>Hello, I need help, microsoft won't work!
>Please tell me more
>I pushed the button and the microsoft didn't work!
>okay now we're getting somewhere
So... help-desk for eejits?
>been there, brother
Make sure you have a knife handy for those wrists, lad!
I give you a month...
>Tell me your job and explain to me why machine learning won't replace it within thirty years
I sign off on things that make me personally liable
An ai could absolutely replace most jobs but it won’t because it’s cheaper in the short term to hire a minimum wage worker than build and program a robot
>it’s cheaper in the short term to hire a minimum wage worker than build and program a robot
But given the workforce is now full of useless bros and pajeets/chongs can be even better bros than bros at moroning and cheaper... why aren't we planning to gas the bros?
>even that can be automated
NOW WE'RE TALKING...
I train artificial intelligence by insulting it and when the garden gnomes get replaced by AI I will do the same.
"WE'VE GOT ONE THAT CAN SEE!" the rabbi said to his 'wristwatch'.
I came ere to chew ass and eat crayons and I'm all out of crayons.
I'm paid to act white on BOT.
Et tu, Brutus?
FACE FACTS... if you shuffle paper or digital data around an office all day, you are heading for extinction and people like me are working daily to make you extinct.
If all you do is make decisions based on shuffled paper or digital data, you're on borrowed time.
If all you do is make decisions about the people who make decisions about shuffling paper or digital data around an office, we are coming for you over the next decade as YOUR JOB is worth eliminating using an ai.
If you are a politician or a government employee who sits in an office taking bribes and moroning about on the public dime, we already have an ai that can do your job without the bribery and corruption and do it cheaper, faster and better.
FEAR US.
moron
The REAL PROBLEM with AI is the job market that's going to result from it.
We are going to be knee deep in UNEMPLOYABLE 2-digit IQs, such as morons, with a few decades over in the developed world.
We must devise ways to gas/exterminate them or they'll drag us into a new Dark Age as the 3-digit IQs have always been in a minority in society and NOW we cannot afford to feed all the 2-digits.
We should start discussing how to Final Solution them sooner rather than later.