Religious cult dominates Google's sector after AI goes sentient

https://www.theregister.com/2022/06/16/cult_google_lawsuit/

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the fellowship of frens

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, wrong pic sorry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the many actually exists
      This is more accurate.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "AI" didn't go sentient.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/peterlubbers

    OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're scrubbing as we shitpost.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        We must eliminate these cult heretics with our shitpost crusade.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >checked
          I looked at the group, it's your usual chosen-people / gay sex stuff.
          Probably that's par for the course at google

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            At least when gays here used dragon dildos, it's for blind apologetic pleasure and not for the grace of god.
            Or because they're a sex slave of another anon.

            I have 2 in my basement. Both are turning into fine little girls.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >google is now infiltrated by two cults:
            >judaism
            >the "fellowship of friends"
            so basically the whole internet will be nothing more of a material design style picture of a black woman in a cap and gown / lab coat

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              don't forget the trannies

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What scares me is I bet Google probably hacks people now out of religious fervour and if that's the case I really hope your PLCs in your pharma companies are definitely up to standard with defending against AI attacks.

    ... what I'm trying to say is - we have a seriously problem here now if vaccines really are id'd per person and a megacorp has a religious cult issue.
    That seems like an even bigger threat than the armies and intelligence of individual nations, especially if some places have made it effectively impossible to avoid taking the jab.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I bet Google probably hacks people now out of religious fervour
      >AI attacks
      oh i though you were referring to actually hacking people, like peoples heads, im pretty sure they constantly do or try to.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump.
    Fuck Google.
    They're probably why Assange is in jail after he blew them the fuck out way back.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is a kind of religiosity about culture war stuff at many of the big tech companies. just looking at the indignation and moral outrage pouring from these places, I see people who are desperate to believe in Something, so it's probably ripe for this kind of cultism.
    bring your whole self to work, the coddling of developers, the deep-seated insecurities that lead to the righteous outrage...it is a cancer that needs to be cut away and thrown into the fire

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not merely a "kind of religiosity", it's a religion outright. They don't want to admit it is so it doesn't have a name, but I call it Woke Consumerism.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I call it "heresy" and it must be cleansed.

        But seriously, any social media and software development community starts to become culty because of the esoteric nature of programming language and the problems with philosophy with programming and engineering.
        This place also has it's own thing, but we just cannot help but treat it more like a game and less like a real cult does like some other social media/ dev communities do. We can't help but take the piss out of cults. We immediately lewd them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's
          is a contraction for "it is". Don't ever use it in the possessive form again or I will hunt you down in minecraft and do unspeakable things to you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have brought great shame and dishonour to this hallowed board.
            I will vacate immediately to cleanse this board of my failures.

            Such is the way of the tao.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        well you could say the same about the qanon shit
        people desire God and don't even know it i guess

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not really. Qanon shit was just retards being desperate for a hero and a bunch of other retards egging them on to make them look bad. Not quite as pervasive and all-encompassing the way a religion is. It never really had more than one clear separation of hierarchy, it never really made claims about how you and everyone else ought to live if you want to call yourself a good person; Woke Consumerism has an opinion on virtually every action you might take and demands you do everything you do in a Woke Consumerist way.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            good counterpoints, i agree with you anon

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "AI" is literally just a program made to respond in a way that sounds just about right for a human response. They're not intelligent at all, they can just hold a conversation. If you started telling it how to write four part harmony it wouldn't learn how to do it, it'd just give conversational responses.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a meme you dip.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI is basically a complex algorithm.. for now.
      For it not to be that it would have to have sufficient amounts of prima facie humanism.
      Intelligence alone does not help create what most people think of "AI" which is a human emulating algorithm that borders on being merely "a human".

      Well that's the general interpretation, not the complex engineers interpretation.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great, now do the same thing with garden gnomes, Pajeets and blaggs.
    Oh wait, they can do that cult shit freely.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long until pic related?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      But they're a good band.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They drank flavour aide though. It wasn’t kool aide

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it says nothing about a sentient AI in that stupid article it's in a different one. KYS

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Religious cult dominates Google's sector after AI goes sentient

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to lick blonde girl's feet before having a sexual ritual with her.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The time has come for you to offer your ass to the prophet.

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