>Real dicks are nowhere near as big as hentai dicks

>Real dicks are nowhere near as big as hentai dicks
Why even live?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Even if you're fat, ugly, and mentally ill you can still get a guy here to date you who has a 7-8+'' dick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does this look 8 inches to you?

      https://i.imgur.com/Y1R1R5G.gif

      Who cares about real dicks when modern technology allows for superior synthetic dicks?

      But synthetic dicks aren't smelly and they don't leak dick juices or emanate heat.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Impossibly big monster dicks are impossible, yes. I'm sorry that you can't live out a fetish irl, women truly do suffer so very much!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You underestimate technology.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I really doubt that does everything I specified.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's got a tube to leak as much juice as you want it to, can be warmed up in hot water before the play begins, and it'll be smelly after it's been in your ass.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Does it have a foreskin?
              Can it hug you and stroke your cheek while telling how well you're doing?
              Can you go on a date with it?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There are models with foreskin. Why would you want a penis to do those other two things rather than the person to which its attached?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                nta but that looks ugly af
                i'm a foreskin haver so my opinion matters

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >it's ugly, it looks like a foreskin
                you're wrong

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Hello fellow (checks notes) foreskin havers! Do you know foreskins ate ugly and you should cut them off?
                Well hello to you too Shlomo.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what??
                by
                >that looks ugly af
                I ment that fake foreskin looks nothing like the real thing you moron

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, I thought you were one of the ~~*ameritards*~~.
                Don't worry, friendly fire is perfectly safe.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why would you want foreskin on purpose when you could design a dildo to look any way you want?

                nta but that looks ugly af
                i'm a foreskin haver so my opinion matters

                Obviously it's ugly, it looks like a foreskin.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because foreskin is awesome

                https://i.imgur.com/meHpdWy.jpg

                There are models with foreskin. Why would you want a penis to do those other two things rather than the person to which its attached?

                Cool didn't knew they made those. How they compare to the real ones? Foreskin is very soft and stretchy. I'm not sure how well it could be replicated with synthetic materials.
                >rather than the person to which its attached?
                It's r9k, you're not fooling me.
                We both know, nobody is attached to that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Well not physically attached, but strapped on for sure. Looks like they can make them plenty stretchy to me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There are always horse my dear pervert femanon. At least I hope you area girl and not some degenerate gay.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >They think having sex with a horse is less degenerate than just being gay.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares about real dicks when modern technology allows for superior synthetic dicks?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    have you ever seen a dicks irl?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >have you ever seen a dicks irl?
      I've seen photos and videos if that counts. I know real dicks only get so big.

      even most real dicks don't fit in most veganas, having a bigger number attached to it is purely an ego thing
      not much different from how normies think a tshirt with a brand name is much more valuable than an identical tshirt without that brand stamped onto it; they're functionally the same but one of them tickles your snobbery

      >even most real dicks don't fit in most veganas
      Yeah I didn't have any delusion about being able to take hentai dicks, that's not what makes them hot.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I didn't have any delusion about being able to take hentai dicks
        You only want to look at them?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >You only want to look at them?
          There's plenty you can do with a dick without vanilla sex.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I know real dicks only get so big.
        yeah but everything seems smaller on camera
        If you saw one irl you probably wouldn't complain

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yup, you're describing me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            have you ever tried hooking up? or is irl sex not really your thing?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I have hooked times but I never have the motivation to go out and do it. I hate tinder and the internet generally.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Where do you go to meet girls?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I don't "go out" just to get laid. I meet girls wherever I meet them.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >If you saw one irl you probably wouldn't complain
          Yeah, maybe. Doesn't mean I won't continue to wish hentai was real.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    even most real dicks don't fit in most veganas, having a bigger number attached to it is purely an ego thing
    not much different from how normies think a tshirt with a brand name is much more valuable than an identical tshirt without that brand stamped onto it; they're functionally the same but one of them tickles your snobbery

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i feel this as a porn addicted coomer with a monster wiener fetish. i have spent years looking for the biggest of the big dicks across the Internet and they all pretty much cap out at 8.5"x6.5" which is gigantic and hot but not anywhere near the monster futa wieners i wish i would worship and kiss. true monster wieners are very rare even online shitsux. i'm also basically 7.5"x5.5" and due to my fetish i see myself as tiny.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >a bunch of virgins posting about dicks
    hm

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you want a real laugh go to /soc/. Half the dudes in the dick rate threads are only rating "for fairness, not at all that they like looking at dicks or anything"

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >real women are nowhere as cute and sweet and deliciously thick as hentai women
    why even live indeed

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are a lot of big irl dicks.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not as big as

      https://i.imgur.com/PKfjOJt.jpg

      Does this look 8 inches to you?
      [...]
      But synthetic dicks aren't smelly and they don't leak dick juices or emanate heat.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What you want is a guy's leg.

        You're telling me porn actors are real people? Also, could be thicker.

        All of the best webms I have are either bigger than 2MB or have audio.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I couldn't do anything with that thing. I have an average build. Nice webm's I guess.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            yeah they are quite nice

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What you want is a guy's leg.
              [...]
              All of the best webms I have are either bigger than 2MB or have audio.

              There are a lot of big irl dicks.

              if you're going to be a homosexual can you at least not post gross black guys.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I have two webms of big white dicks but they're both over 2MB in size.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i genuinely do not like black dicks i will never get it. probably because all black dudes are ugly as frick.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >What you want is a guy's leg.
                A leg that looks, smells, tastes, and functions as a dick and is attached to a man's crotch, sure.

                you guys are kinda weird

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i also don't like this person because they seem insufferable from what i can tell.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                We hate because we're taught to hate. I'm having ihop

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                he seems like a really moronic homosexual on twitter and shit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Hung femboys are so hot.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >femboys
                stfu

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, is that not a boy? I just assumed from the lack of breasts.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a femboy connoisseur
                that person is too feminine, not a femboy

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                A meaty brown wiener could make me feel a certain way. Don't know why. I think it just looks nice.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >What you want is a guy's leg.
          A leg that looks, smells, tastes, and functions as a dick and is attached to a man's crotch, sure.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're telling me porn actors are real people? Also, could be thicker.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Erica hentai dick say: prostitutes are around but they all have no sense of penis size

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Erica hentai dick say: prostitutes are around but they all have no sense of penis size
      What?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Erica O is my looks and brain match lol

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Still have no idea what you meant.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn be a hentai girl

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What size you expect?
    Be aware that space inside you that can accept wiener without bodily harm is fairly limited.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What size you expect?
      >Be aware that space inside you that can accept wiener without bodily harm is fairly limited.
      See

      https://i.imgur.com/PKfjOJt.jpg

      Does this look 8 inches to you?
      [...]
      But synthetic dicks aren't smelly and they don't leak dick juices or emanate heat.

      and

      >have you ever seen a dicks irl?
      I've seen photos and videos if that counts. I know real dicks only get so big.
      [...]
      >even most real dicks don't fit in most veganas
      Yeah I didn't have any delusion about being able to take hentai dicks, that's not what makes them hot.

      It's got a tube to leak as much juice as you want it to, can be warmed up in hot water before the play begins, and it'll be smelly after it's been in your ass.

      >it'll be smelly after it's been in your ass.
      I want it to smell like male pheremones dummy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I want it to smell like male pheremones
        Then soak it in piss.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Putting aside how gross that is, where do you expect me to get a man's piss? Or the other man juices to fill the tube with, for that matter?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            From yourself obviously. If you really want it to be a different man's fluids, I'm positive you can find plenty of people online to give it to you for free.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >From yourself obviously.
              I'm a girl, stoopid.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You can identify however you want to, but your pheromones will always be male.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You can identify however you want to, but your pheromones will always be male.
                You're an idiot. You realize male pheremones are produced by testosterone, right? Even if I was a trans person, someone on female hormones isn't going to keep producing male pheremones.
                Also completely ignoring the fact that your own pheremones aren't going to have any effect on you regardless.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >someone on female hormones isn't going to keep producing male pheremones.
                Then why do they always smell like shit?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Are pheromones even a thing in humans?
                I thought it was deboonked pseudoscience.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it also doesn't smell like piss lmfao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What would you even do with such a size?
        Hug it?
        It's not like you can get this fire hydrant inside you without dying in process.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >What would you even do with such a size?
          Smell it, lick it, kiss it, stroke it, suck (part of) it, milk it, rub it against my erogenous zones, lose it (my mind).

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            But the funnest part happens when it's inside you.
            And you can still do all that with smaller dick that can fit inside of you.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get a horse

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >get with black guy
    >his dick is smaller than mine
    Guess I'll just be straight again or something.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did you not check beforehand?

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >yfw 17cm
    It's over. Not that it even began anyway.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >real boobs are not as big as hentai boobs.
    All I want is a big titty anime girl to choke me with her breasts and look at me with hearts in her eyes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel your pain fren.
      I'd love to have big tiddy gf, bonus points if she's lactates, nice perky g or h cups.
      Sadly reality doesn't work that way.
      Big tiddies are very taxing on the back, lactating is calcium depleting, so her pain will be in pain and bones brittle. And even "perky" flies out the window with g or h cups.
      True tragedy.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer femboys with small dicks

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is OP an actual size queen? I feel like she (?) wouldn't take anything less than a nasty 8 incher

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Is OP an actual size queen? I feel like she (?) wouldn't take anything less than a nasty 8 incher
      I'm a virgin so I'd probably have trouble with that. Just a coomer obsessed with big smelly fantasy dicks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >even virgin fembots only want 8"x6"+ gigachad wieners
        its over. i will die a virgin.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If I liked a guy he wouldn't need a bigger than average dick to make me happy, it's just a fantasy. Surely you breast obsessed guys aren't gonna turn down women unless they have H-cups, right?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Surely you breast obsessed guys aren't gonna turn down women unless they have H-cups, right?
            no, I'm a boob guy. I LOVE big breasts. but I would never even consider it a factor when turning down a woman.
            If I like a woman, I like her as a package. I don't care what size her breasts are. I like her breasts better than anyone else's because they're HER'S.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              If I liked a guy he wouldn't need a bigger than average dick to make me happy, it's just a fantasy. Surely you breast obsessed guys aren't gonna turn down women unless they have H-cups, right?

              im the type whos kind of like, i don't know dude im just horny and if a girls cute they're cute im not thinking a bout the tit size or pussy size or whatever

              like i see big breasts im like wow cool, huge breasts, awesome, this is epic

              if i see some DFC girl im like wow this is epic, DFC breasts very cute, epic i wanna suck the nipples sensually or something

              i'm just excited that i have a girl lmfao (in the hypothetical that i ever did)

              if i had a gf who i knew liked big dicks though (5.2x4.5) then i would be like :/ ok and probably not like her as much though

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >i would be like :/ ok and probably not like her as much though
                Same, it's just kinda bad to know you're not her ideal.

                >if a girls cute they're cute im not thinking a bout the tit size or pussy size or whatever
                me neither. I like big breasts, like, on their own. If you asked me what I like better I'd tell you, I have my ideal size. But no man that I know would ever care that much about tit size. Big boobas are just a bonus.

  18. 1 year ago
    elisee

    it really isnt hard to find a giant hentai there are many men out therw with humongus wieners

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I dated a girl who wanted hentai monster dicks I'd just use some bad dragon toys on her.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You wouldn't be able to take a hentai dick. Women often can't take more than 6 to 7 inches without hurting and that is just length. A hentai dick would rip you open.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've addressed this numerous times already.

      >have you ever seen a dicks irl?
      I've seen photos and videos if that counts. I know real dicks only get so big.
      [...]
      >even most real dicks don't fit in most veganas
      Yeah I didn't have any delusion about being able to take hentai dicks, that's not what makes them hot.

      >You only want to look at them?
      There's plenty you can do with a dick without vanilla sex.

      >What would you even do with such a size?
      Smell it, lick it, kiss it, stroke it, suck (part of) it, milk it, rub it against my erogenous zones, lose it (my mind).

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Would you jerk off a horse?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, I'm not a zoophile.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I give you an example of big dicks we have irl
        >noooooo not those
        Make up your mind or stfu. If horses are not good enough for you get some giga dildos. I can't have my BE, mind control e-girl hentai either. Find something that works.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She wants fire hydrant size wiener
          I think only white white whale dicks come close to that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I recommend developing a hypnosis fetish instead; at least that's real and it could give you the closest thing to such experiences.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it's possible to get hypnotized unless you're a normie.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone goes into trance every single day actually - it's interesting stuff, just nowhere near as powerful as media exaggerates it to be.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            two thirds of people can be hypnotized in clinical settings and I'm not aware of any correlation with being a normie.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Real dicks are nowhere near as big as hentai dicks
    for you

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My dick is nothing special and I've been with three women, all of which had voluptuous pelvic skeletal regions, and all complained I was too big. The big dick obsession, beyond artistic and fleshly appreciation, is the biggest bullshit psyop there is. I'm sitting over here with the dimensions between my leg that barely let my boyish instincts cope with being slightly above average, and if I had two more inches in any dimension my shaft would be a virgin.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hey I feel you. At least I'm skinny but man does a slight above average dick fill up a woman. They don't want to have their stomach tickled. Any time I fricked someone doggy they complained. And that's with 6.5 inches. If you are over 4 inches I bet most women are totally fine. And you have advantages in deepthroats, fricking roughly and anal!

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