It's got a tube to leak as much juice as you want it to, can be warmed up in hot water before the play begins, and it'll be smelly after it's been in your ass.
Does it have a foreskin?
Can it hug you and stroke your cheek while telling how well you're doing?
Can you go on a date with it?
5 months ago
Anonymous
There are models with foreskin. Why would you want a penis to do those other two things rather than the person to which its attached?
5 months ago
Anonymous
nta but that looks ugly af
i'm a foreskin haver so my opinion matters
5 months ago
Anonymous
>it's ugly, it looks like a foreskin
you're wrong
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Hello fellow (checks notes) foreskin havers! Do you know foreskins ate ugly and you should cut them off?
Well hello to you too Shlomo.
5 months ago
Anonymous
what??
by >that looks ugly af
I ment that fake foreskin looks nothing like the real thing you retard
5 months ago
Anonymous
Oh, I thought you were one of the ~~*ameritards*~~.
Don't worry, friendly fire is perfectly safe.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why would you want foreskin on purpose when you could design a dildo to look any way you want?
nta but that looks ugly af
i'm a foreskin haver so my opinion matters
Obviously it's ugly, it looks like a foreskin.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Because foreskin is awesome
https://i.imgur.com/meHpdWy.jpg
There are models with foreskin. Why would you want a penis to do those other two things rather than the person to which its attached?
Cool didn't knew they made those. How they compare to the real ones? Foreskin is very soft and stretchy. I'm not sure how well it could be replicated with synthetic materials. >rather than the person to which its attached?
It's r9k, you're not fooling me.
We both know, nobody is attached to that.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Well not physically attached, but strapped on for sure. Looks like they can make them plenty stretchy to me.
>have you ever seen a dicks irl?
I've seen photos and videos if that counts. I know real dicks only get so big.
even most real dicks don't fit in most vaginas, having a bigger number attached to it is purely an ego thing
not much different from how normies think a tshirt with a brand name is much more valuable than an identical tshirt without that brand stamped onto it; they're functionally the same but one of them tickles your snobbery
>even most real dicks don't fit in most vaginas
Yeah I didn't have any delusion about being able to take hentai dicks, that's not what makes them hot.
even most real dicks don't fit in most vaginas, having a bigger number attached to it is purely an ego thing
not much different from how normies think a tshirt with a brand name is much more valuable than an identical tshirt without that brand stamped onto it; they're functionally the same but one of them tickles your snobbery
i feel this as a porn addicted coomer with a monster cock fetish. i have spent years looking for the biggest of the big dicks across the Internet and they all pretty much cap out at 8.5"x6.5" which is gigantic and hot but not anywhere near the monster futa cocks i wish i would worship and kiss. true monster cocks are very rare even online shitsux. i'm also basically 7.5"x5.5" and due to my fetish i see myself as tiny.
If you want a real laugh go to /soc/. Half the dudes in the dick rate threads are only rating "for fairness, not at all that they like looking at dicks or anything"
>What size you expect? >Be aware that space inside you that can accept cock without bodily harm is fairly limited.
See
https://i.imgur.com/PKfjOJt.jpg
Does this look 8 inches to you?
[...]
But synthetic dicks aren't smelly and they don't leak dick juices or emanate heat.
and
>have you ever seen a dicks irl?
I've seen photos and videos if that counts. I know real dicks only get so big.
[...] >even most real dicks don't fit in most vaginas
Yeah I didn't have any delusion about being able to take hentai dicks, that's not what makes them hot.
It's got a tube to leak as much juice as you want it to, can be warmed up in hot water before the play begins, and it'll be smelly after it's been in your ass.
>it'll be smelly after it's been in your ass.
I want it to smell like male pheremones dummy.
From yourself obviously. If you really want it to be a different man's fluids, I'm positive you can find plenty of people online to give it to you for free.
You can identify however you want to, but your pheromones will always be male.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>You can identify however you want to, but your pheromones will always be male.
You're an idiot. You realize male pheremones are produced by testosterone, right? Even if I was a trans person, someone on female hormones isn't going to keep producing male pheremones.
Also completely ignoring the fact that your own pheremones aren't going to have any effect on you regardless.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>someone on female hormones isn't going to keep producing male pheremones.
Then why do they always smell like shit?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Are pheromones even a thing in humans?
I thought it was deboonked pseudoscience.
>What would you even do with such a size?
Smell it, lick it, kiss it, stroke it, suck (part of) it, milk it, rub it against my erogenous zones, lose it (my mind).
I feel your pain fren.
I'd love to have big tiddy gf, bonus points if she's lactates, nice perky g or h cups.
Sadly reality doesn't work that way.
Big tiddies are very taxing on the back, lactating is calcium depleting, so her pain will be in pain and bones brittle. And even "perky" flies out the window with g or h cups.
True tragedy.
>Is OP an actual size queen? I feel like she (?) wouldn't take anything less than a nasty 8 incher
I'm a virgin so I'd probably have trouble with that. Just a coomer obsessed with big smelly fantasy dicks.
If I liked a guy he wouldn't need a bigger than average dick to make me happy, it's just a fantasy. Surely you breast obsessed guys aren't gonna turn down women unless they have H-cups, right?
>Surely you breast obsessed guys aren't gonna turn down women unless they have H-cups, right?
no, I'm a boob guy. I LOVE big tits. but I would never even consider it a factor when turning down a woman.
If I like a woman, I like her as a package. I don't care what size her tits are. I like her tits better than anyone else's because they're HER'S.
If I liked a guy he wouldn't need a bigger than average dick to make me happy, it's just a fantasy. Surely you breast obsessed guys aren't gonna turn down women unless they have H-cups, right?
im the type whos kind of like, i don't know dude im just horny and if a girls cute they're cute im not thinking a bout the tit size or pussy size or whatever
like i see big tits im like wow cool, huge tits, awesome, this is epic
if i see some DFC girl im like wow this is epic, DFC tits very cute, epic i wanna suck the nipples sensually or something
i'm just excited that i have a girl lmfao (in the hypothetical that i ever did)
if i had a gf who i knew liked big dicks though (5.2x4.5) then i would be like :/ ok and probably not like her as much though
5 months ago
Anonymous
>i would be like :/ ok and probably not like her as much though
Same, it's just kinda bad to know you're not her ideal.
>if a girls cute they're cute im not thinking a bout the tit size or pussy size or whatever
me neither. I like big tits, like, on their own. If you asked me what I like better I'd tell you, I have my ideal size. But no man that I know would ever care that much about tit size. Big boobas are just a bonus.
You wouldn't be able to take a hentai dick. Women often can't take more than 6 to 7 inches without hurting and that is just length. A hentai dick would rip you open.
>have you ever seen a dicks irl?
I've seen photos and videos if that counts. I know real dicks only get so big.
[...] >even most real dicks don't fit in most vaginas
Yeah I didn't have any delusion about being able to take hentai dicks, that's not what makes them hot.
>You only want to look at them?
There's plenty you can do with a dick without vanilla sex.
>What would you even do with such a size?
Smell it, lick it, kiss it, stroke it, suck (part of) it, milk it, rub it against my erogenous zones, lose it (my mind).
>I give you an example of big dicks we have irl >noooooo not those
Make up your mind or stfu. If horses are not good enough for you get some giga dildos. I can't have my BE, mind control e-boi hentai either. Find something that works.
My dick is nothing special and I've been with three women, all of which had voluptuous pelvic skeletal regions, and all complained I was too big. The big dick obsession, beyond artistic and fleshly appreciation, is the biggest bullshit psyop there is. I'm sitting over here with the dimensions between my leg that barely let my boyish instincts cope with being slightly above average, and if I had two more inches in any dimension my shaft would be a virgin.
Hey I feel you. At least I'm skinny but man does a slight above average dick fill up a woman. They don't want to have their stomach tickled. Any time I fucked someone doggy they complained. And that's with 6.5 inches. If you are over 4 inches I bet most women are totally fine. And you have advantages in deepthroats, fucking roughly and anal!
Even if you're fat, ugly, and mentally ill you can still get a guy here to date you who has a 7-8+'' dick.
Does this look 8 inches to you?
But synthetic dicks aren't smelly and they don't leak dick juices or emanate heat.
Impossibly big monster dicks are impossible, yes. I'm sorry that you can't live out a fetish irl, women truly do suffer so very much!
You underestimate technology.
I really doubt that does everything I specified.
It's got a tube to leak as much juice as you want it to, can be warmed up in hot water before the play begins, and it'll be smelly after it's been in your ass.
Does it have a foreskin?
Can it hug you and stroke your cheek while telling how well you're doing?
Can you go on a date with it?
There are models with foreskin. Why would you want a penis to do those other two things rather than the person to which its attached?
nta but that looks ugly af
i'm a foreskin haver so my opinion matters
>it's ugly, it looks like a foreskin
you're wrong
>Hello fellow (checks notes) foreskin havers! Do you know foreskins ate ugly and you should cut them off?
Well hello to you too Shlomo.
what??
by
>that looks ugly af
I ment that fake foreskin looks nothing like the real thing you retard
Oh, I thought you were one of the ~~*ameritards*~~.
Don't worry, friendly fire is perfectly safe.
Why would you want foreskin on purpose when you could design a dildo to look any way you want?
Obviously it's ugly, it looks like a foreskin.
Because foreskin is awesome
Cool didn't knew they made those. How they compare to the real ones? Foreskin is very soft and stretchy. I'm not sure how well it could be replicated with synthetic materials.
>rather than the person to which its attached?
It's r9k, you're not fooling me.
We both know, nobody is attached to that.
Well not physically attached, but strapped on for sure. Looks like they can make them plenty stretchy to me.
There are always horse my dear pervert femanon. At least I hope you area girl and not some degenerate gay.
>They think having sex with a horse is less degenerate than just being gay.
Who cares about real dicks when modern technology allows for superior synthetic dicks?
have you ever seen a dicks irl?
>have you ever seen a dicks irl?
I've seen photos and videos if that counts. I know real dicks only get so big.
>even most real dicks don't fit in most vaginas
Yeah I didn't have any delusion about being able to take hentai dicks, that's not what makes them hot.
>I didn't have any delusion about being able to take hentai dicks
You only want to look at them?
>You only want to look at them?
There's plenty you can do with a dick without vanilla sex.
>I know real dicks only get so big.
yeah but everything seems smaller on camera
If you saw one irl you probably wouldn't complain
Yup, you're describing me.
have you ever tried hooking up? or is irl sex not really your thing?
I have hooked times but I never have the motivation to go out and do it. I hate tinder and the internet generally.
Where do you go to meet girls?
I don't "go out" just to get laid. I meet girls wherever I meet them.
>If you saw one irl you probably wouldn't complain
Yeah, maybe. Doesn't mean I won't continue to wish hentai was real.
even most real dicks don't fit in most vaginas, having a bigger number attached to it is purely an ego thing
not much different from how normies think a tshirt with a brand name is much more valuable than an identical tshirt without that brand stamped onto it; they're functionally the same but one of them tickles your snobbery
i feel this as a porn addicted coomer with a monster cock fetish. i have spent years looking for the biggest of the big dicks across the Internet and they all pretty much cap out at 8.5"x6.5" which is gigantic and hot but not anywhere near the monster futa cocks i wish i would worship and kiss. true monster cocks are very rare even online shitsux. i'm also basically 7.5"x5.5" and due to my fetish i see myself as tiny.
>a bunch of virgins posting about dicks
hm
If you want a real laugh go to /soc/. Half the dudes in the dick rate threads are only rating "for fairness, not at all that they like looking at dicks or anything"
>real women are nowhere as cute and sweet and deliciously thick as hentai women
why even live indeed
There are a lot of big irl dicks.
Not as big as
What you want is a guy's leg.
All of the best webms I have are either bigger than 2MB or have audio.
I couldn't do anything with that thing. I have an average build. Nice webm's I guess.
yeah they are quite nice
if you're going to be a gay can you at least not post gross black guys.
I have two webms of big white dicks but they're both over 2MB in size.
i genuinely do not like black dicks i will never get it. probably because all black dudes are ugly as fuck.
you guys are kinda weird
i also don't like this person because they seem insufferable from what i can tell.
We hate because we're taught to hate. I'm having ihop
he seems like a really retarded gay on twitter and shit.
Hung femboys are so hot.
>femboys
stfu
Sorry, is that not a boy? I just assumed from the lack of breasts.
I'm a femboy connoisseur
that person is too feminine, not a femboy
A meaty brown cock could make me feel a certain way. Don't know why. I think it just looks nice.
>What you want is a guy's leg.
A leg that looks, smells, tastes, and functions as a dick and is attached to a man's crotch, sure.
You're telling me porn actors are real people? Also, could be thicker.
Erica hentai dick say: prostitutes are around but they all have no sense of penis size
>Erica hentai dick say: prostitutes are around but they all have no sense of penis size
What?
Erica O is my looks and brain match lol
Still have no idea what you meant.
>ywn be a hentai girl
What size you expect?
Be aware that space inside you that can accept cock without bodily harm is fairly limited.
>What size you expect?
>Be aware that space inside you that can accept cock without bodily harm is fairly limited.
See
and
>it'll be smelly after it's been in your ass.
I want it to smell like male pheremones dummy.
>I want it to smell like male pheremones
Then soak it in piss.
Putting aside how gross that is, where do you expect me to get a man's piss? Or the other man juices to fill the tube with, for that matter?
From yourself obviously. If you really want it to be a different man's fluids, I'm positive you can find plenty of people online to give it to you for free.
>From yourself obviously.
I'm a girl, stoopid.
You can identify however you want to, but your pheromones will always be male.
>You can identify however you want to, but your pheromones will always be male.
You're an idiot. You realize male pheremones are produced by testosterone, right? Even if I was a trans person, someone on female hormones isn't going to keep producing male pheremones.
Also completely ignoring the fact that your own pheremones aren't going to have any effect on you regardless.
>someone on female hormones isn't going to keep producing male pheremones.
Then why do they always smell like shit?
Are pheromones even a thing in humans?
I thought it was deboonked pseudoscience.
it also doesn't smell like piss lmfao
What would you even do with such a size?
Hug it?
It's not like you can get this fire hydrant inside you without dying in process.
>What would you even do with such a size?
Smell it, lick it, kiss it, stroke it, suck (part of) it, milk it, rub it against my erogenous zones, lose it (my mind).
But the funnest part happens when it's inside you.
And you can still do all that with smaller dick that can fit inside of you.
Get a horse
>get with black guy
>his dick is smaller than mine
Guess I'll just be straight again or something.
Did you not check beforehand?
>yfw 17cm
It's over. Not that it even began anyway.
>real boobs are not as big as hentai boobs.
All I want is a big titty anime girl to choke me with her breasts and look at me with hearts in her eyes
I feel your pain fren.
I'd love to have big tiddy gf, bonus points if she's lactates, nice perky g or h cups.
Sadly reality doesn't work that way.
Big tiddies are very taxing on the back, lactating is calcium depleting, so her pain will be in pain and bones brittle. And even "perky" flies out the window with g or h cups.
True tragedy.
i prefer femboys with small dicks
Is OP an actual size queen? I feel like she (?) wouldn't take anything less than a nasty 8 incher
>Is OP an actual size queen? I feel like she (?) wouldn't take anything less than a nasty 8 incher
I'm a virgin so I'd probably have trouble with that. Just a coomer obsessed with big smelly fantasy dicks.
>even virgin fembots only want 8"x6"+ gigachad cocks
its over. i will die a virgin.
If I liked a guy he wouldn't need a bigger than average dick to make me happy, it's just a fantasy. Surely you breast obsessed guys aren't gonna turn down women unless they have H-cups, right?
>Surely you breast obsessed guys aren't gonna turn down women unless they have H-cups, right?
no, I'm a boob guy. I LOVE big tits. but I would never even consider it a factor when turning down a woman.
If I like a woman, I like her as a package. I don't care what size her tits are. I like her tits better than anyone else's because they're HER'S.
im the type whos kind of like, i don't know dude im just horny and if a girls cute they're cute im not thinking a bout the tit size or pussy size or whatever
like i see big tits im like wow cool, huge tits, awesome, this is epic
if i see some DFC girl im like wow this is epic, DFC tits very cute, epic i wanna suck the nipples sensually or something
i'm just excited that i have a girl lmfao (in the hypothetical that i ever did)
if i had a gf who i knew liked big dicks though (5.2x4.5) then i would be like :/ ok and probably not like her as much though
>i would be like :/ ok and probably not like her as much though
Same, it's just kinda bad to know you're not her ideal.
>if a girls cute they're cute im not thinking a bout the tit size or pussy size or whatever
me neither. I like big tits, like, on their own. If you asked me what I like better I'd tell you, I have my ideal size. But no man that I know would ever care that much about tit size. Big boobas are just a bonus.
it really isnt hard to find a giant hentai there are many men out therw with humongus cocks
If I dated a girl who wanted hentai monster dicks I'd just use some bad dragon toys on her.
You wouldn't be able to take a hentai dick. Women often can't take more than 6 to 7 inches without hurting and that is just length. A hentai dick would rip you open.
I've addressed this numerous times already.
Would you jerk off a horse?
No, I'm not a zoophile.
>I give you an example of big dicks we have irl
>noooooo not those
Make up your mind or stfu. If horses are not good enough for you get some giga dildos. I can't have my BE, mind control e-boi hentai either. Find something that works.
She wants fire hydrant size cock
I think only white white whale dicks come close to that.
I recommend developing a hypnosis fetish instead; at least that's real and it could give you the closest thing to such experiences.
I don't think it's possible to get hypnotized unless you're a normie.
Everyone goes into trance every single day actually - it's interesting stuff, just nowhere near as powerful as media exaggerates it to be.
two thirds of people can be hypnotized in clinical settings and I'm not aware of any correlation with being a normie.
>Real dicks are nowhere near as big as hentai dicks
for you
My dick is nothing special and I've been with three women, all of which had voluptuous pelvic skeletal regions, and all complained I was too big. The big dick obsession, beyond artistic and fleshly appreciation, is the biggest bullshit psyop there is. I'm sitting over here with the dimensions between my leg that barely let my boyish instincts cope with being slightly above average, and if I had two more inches in any dimension my shaft would be a virgin.
Hey I feel you. At least I'm skinny but man does a slight above average dick fill up a woman. They don't want to have their stomach tickled. Any time I fucked someone doggy they complained. And that's with 6.5 inches. If you are over 4 inches I bet most women are totally fine. And you have advantages in deepthroats, fucking roughly and anal!