Microsoft will now force you to use AI when playing Minecraft and other games

Why is this "AI" bullshit being forced into everything so aggressively now?

https://www.windowscentral.com/microsoft/microsofts-ai-will-be-inside-minecraft-and-other-xbox-pc-games-new-copilot-features-will-search-your-inventories-offer-tips-and-guides

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when the product I bought was considered mine, I owned that particular product, and it was finished and fixed and always worked how I wanted it to.

    I hate whatever flavor of Capitalism the world is on right now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is not. It's corporate communism. You get the illusion you vote for people that care about you. The reality is they have been bought and payed by special interest, where they only care about how rich they can make themselves and their friends.
      And let's not forget that these companies get quite a bit of tax payer money because "they can't fail"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You get the illusion you vote for people that care about you.
        bro thinks voting ever mattered in any ~~*democratic*~~ system ever.
        There's a reason why it was abandoned as a concept for many years until we forced it back in the 20th century

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        communism is when corporations are greedy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't know? Communism is the system where those with capital generate more capital, and one's influence is determined by how much capital they have. That's why it's called communism.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh boo hoo why don't you cry about it!
      better yet why don't you become a pirate!

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they really cant admit that copilot and all the other AIs are fricking useless LMAO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The executives and investors are blind anon, all they see are numbers. Number go up means we chase whatever we last did without any thought behind it.

      And you know what's sad? It works, not completely, but enough so that we'll see this shit get pushed like cancerous plague for the next 5-to-10 years.

      AI could be SO MUCH more than it is, but the focus is on blindly training and training and training.

      And then, rather than invest in real development, they'd rather just dump money into bigger and bigger training datacenters until they can't pay off the initial investment. They'll blame someone, anyone but them, and make a pointless show of power before shilling whatever is next in line at that time.

      AI is only big like it is because OpenAI was strategic enough to use the general public to farm training data and create a massive shakeup in the news.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pour billions into really cool but mostly useless thing outside of niche applications
    >panic when you realize you've created another dotcom bubble
    >start jamming it into everything in the hopes something'll work out

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this "AI" bullshit being forced into everything so aggressively now?
    they are expanding indoctrination & demoralization field, troons from resident /aicg/ or /lmg/ aijeet generals would say otherwise though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean like isn't saying Black person half as bad as committing genocide?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Found th ebot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /lmg/ is mainly about running and exploiting locally-hosted corpo models and discussing papers and new developments in the field. why would the general which has the most stake in running your own private AI system be interested in microsoft AI spyware being utilized in unclear ways where it isn't wanted?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean like isn't saying Black person half as bad as committing genocide?

      Found th ebot.

      the future is going to have fake people (due to robot wife demand) and the way you can bladerunner/fallout test to see if they're synths is to strap them down and force them to say racial slurs. AI is creating new jobs: the synth hunter racial slur squads.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they are expanding indoctrination & demoralization field
      >>>/x/

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i didn't transfer my mojang account

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same here. Pretty bullshit how companies can just take away a video game you purchased unless you agree to sign a specific contract with an entirely different company than the one you bought the game from.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he has an account

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When do you think M$ will add aggressive DRM to mc?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          doesn't really matter. Right now they they hand out the game source code to any client that asks nicely, but if they don't then people will just host their own mirrors of the code.

          For playing online, the server source code has always been open and self hostable, and you can disable all online verification with a single flag. If they decide to make this complicated there are a ton of server forks too.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never open bedrock edition

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when they bought Minecraft and everyone told me nothing would change.
    >added Microsoft accounts
    >removed Mojang accounts
    >ramped up the server ban list
    >added chat encryption (really cool)
    >added chat reporting (not cool)
    >now adding AI spyware into my game
    Jens is a Swedish homosexual and I'll never forgive him.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just play Minetest

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More spyware so targeted ads are more relevant to you, more persuasively encouraging you to buy more things.
    Also so you can be accurately categorized for other totally honest reasons that will totally never be abused.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cope artgays

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AI will never stop because:
    >we're all already dead
    >the elites are collecting our data to build a giant archive of what humanity was
    >they will deliver that archive, in the form of a singularity, as a gift to the multiverse so other lifeforms know about us

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >aliens/the multiverse will think actual humans communicated first by rephrasing your question, then a paragraph of corposplaining in a patronizing way how your question was insensitive and not politically correct, then a generic bullshit answer with little information content and clearly recognizable pre made blocks
      Very sad.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't worry, no alien or whatever will read that shit anyway

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because of "MUH TRAINING FOR MUH MODEL!!!"

    AI is seriously the biggest scam in history, it's not the biggest technological advancement that it's supposed to be.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is the training going to be on all the boring shallow things the internet is used for mainly porn and entertainment and shopping
    so yes it will just be target ads

    I feel like this whole thing is going to be a big clippy moment or even worse bonzai buddy or whatever dothead shit it was called

    There’s too many indians involved so the software will contain poo particles
    These particles will accumulate into a turd given enough time
    Trust these poo insights

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you seem to know a lot about poo sir.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if the Indians would stick to poo'ing in their designated streets and not in our software, then we might remain more "innocent".

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >microsoft owns minecraft
    >microsoft sleeps around with some plucky upstarts and ends up ai sugar daddy
    >the hype from ayeeye spikes so much that being only tangentially related is enough for wall street to let microsoft and nvidia spitroast apple as 1st and 3rd most valuable companies in the world by market cap
    >"why is microsoft forcing it into all their products"
    I'm not saying it's right, I'm not saying we aren't totally in a fricking bubble led on by people who have all the wrong ideas, and I'm not saying people sitting inside my shit, taking my stuff, giving me back lobotomized and probably wrong insights while keeping a copy to give to the Indians convinces me of anything more than the need to move to desktop Linux yesterday, BUT I understand.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is gunna out so many pedos

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is 14 year old prime hebo dicky STILL illegal for non-billionaires in Freedomland?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You must belong to the Epstein VIP club for that.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yes, i will lose my privacy and independence from megacorp influence, as will everyone i care about and all future generations
      >but at least we defeated those danged paydos!

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its a solution looking for a problem to solve
    ai will certainly help but its help will be from the background out of sight. this inherently goes against capitamism, marketers, and the higher ups of MS because it means they poured billions into something that works best if unnoticed and invisible.
    they want to brag, they want to rub your face in it and gloat and its only pissing everyone off.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AI to search your minecraft inventory
    idk sounds like that might be overengineering by a tad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao. What the frick are they going to learn from my 9 piles of dirt and three stone pickaxes. Jesus christ.
      >AI: Players seem to be carrying a lot of dirt, perhaps we should uncap the stacks
      >MS: But that would be very costly and time consuming!
      >AI: I could do it for free, look it will only take a sec...
      >MS: No! AI You are going to be tallying this years mob vote thank you. Please leave the business decisions to us.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You'll have to opt into this.
    Just don't sign into a Microsoft account and you'll be fine

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do anons like this love to suck the wiener of megacorps and defend all their actions?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you need to sign in to a Microsoft account to play Minecraft nowadays?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can play singleplayer and on cracked servers without an account.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How? There's only a single PE and it gives this. (The only .jar executable is JavaCheck.jar which just prints the Java version.) And don't tell me 'just download a pirated version', I paid for this. 'Should've used an old version' also doesn't apply because the old version auto-updates to this. Those frickers stole my game.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See

          https://i.imgur.com/HqGtLjX.png

          How? There's only a single PE and it gives this. (The only .jar executable is JavaCheck.jar which just prints the Java version.) And don't tell me 'just download a pirated version', I paid for this. 'Should've used an old version' also doesn't apply because the old version auto-updates to this. Those frickers stole my game.

          . The PC Java version can no longer legally be played without a Microsoft account.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if it means it'll learn my skill level at games and has tutorials that skip all the inverted aiming bullshit and basic controls hand holding bullshit and focuses only on the unique mechanics of that specific game, i'm in

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >so desperate to find a single userbase willing to tolerate your AI bullshit that you're inflicting it upon minecraft of all things
    this is getting pathetic.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's like the most moronic use case ever
    It's the equivalent to having someone sitting behind your back and telling you what to do

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the grimdark future AI controlled F-35s will be downed by cyberhackers sending them Factorio game saves with spaghetti factories and asking them why the trains aren't running on time

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This'll only be for Bedrock, right?
    If they put this shit in Java I'm not touching that game again.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because all that data collected on you will be tied to the Beast system that they are already installing in countries like Australia, where everything is tied to your Social Security ID, or whatever your country's equivelant is. You won't be able to buy or sell without it, so it's better to gas the israelites now than to sit around arguing over pointless issues when you have MUCH worse things to worry about on a biblical level: The Red Queen AI hooked up to your consciousness.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, computers and consoles that will play games for me so I don’t have to

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How long til they ban you for what you might even think of in Minecraft
    They put this copilot feature, soon it's going to be predicting shit and whoops, account banned. You didn't do shit, but "you might following certain patterns".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So they can ban half the userbase for "shitposting" or whatever they do privately in a Minecraft? That's just asking to kill Minecraft, moron.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not that huge of a leap considering what they're doing now

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dayum. How will I make ryona videos now with all those pajeet and israeli eyes from Redmond watching my screen?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft will crash and burn so hard it will be glorious

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao don't care
    I've been playing Minecraft for over 10 years now
    Never bought it
    Never will
    java edition on linux, frick you microsoft

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Think about AI as "employee" and you will understand. You are not talking to AI, it's Microsoft (AI) employee 24/7 watching over your shoulder. Perfect surveillance tech.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see where this is going.
    Instead of just calling it "telemetry", as they've been doing so far, they'll be calling it "input data for the AI assistant" from now on.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this it's just more spy shit but they'll try to make it fun so that normies love the spying. total normoid death.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but they'll try to make it fun

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still have a modded copy of 1.7.10 that I go back to at least once a year.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why is this "AI" bullshit being forced into everything so aggressively now?
    Because it's the future and you moronic luddites are getting annoying.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they are DESPERATE for a problem for their solution

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Piracy is the way.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gotta shove ai into everything to "justify" the stock bubble

  37. 4 weeks ago
    кaни

    another having more features is bad thread
    love how guro became cesspool of moronation

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spyware isn't a "feature". Taking screenshots of your desktop and sending it to some cloud database, taking screenshots of your game and sending it to some cloud database, are not "features". They are specifically and exactly anti-features. Mark my words, if they can't fricking figure out how to fricking sell this shit to people, then they're just gonna sell you a subscription that allows you to turn it off.

      • 4 weeks ago
        кaни

        if You can turn it off it is literal deffintion of a feature which You do not seem to like

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Please look up what an anti-feature is.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my pirated alpha version will never have this problem

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >scan your inventory

    I can't see the use case behind this. The game already has a menu to show you the set of items currently craftable based on what's in your inventory. I would imagine switching a simple filter to use AI would be worse in every single conceivable way. Also, what tips would you even get from an AI that wouldn't be better served from the tips they already have built into the game?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See

      [...]

      There is no use case. They're desperate to shoehorn "AI" into anything and they're fricking shitting their pants in fear if they can't figure it out.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Want a mindless audience to normalize AI to? Minecraft has TONS of children to expose to it and make dependent upon.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought Minecraft (2014) on PS4, I don't have to login to a MS account to play it. I can even use my keyboard/mouse. Unironically looking like jailbroken console ports are how you avoid the bloatware or need for shitty launchers, e.g. origin/ubisoft connect/steam/epic... assuming you are fine with playing offline and single player only. Every game publisher is going to be told by MS to force W11 as a minimum requirement in the coming months, it will mean that old games, which were already cracked, probably won't play on a W11 machine, their W11 implementations will need to be cracked, and it will also mean you can't take a game to an older version of Windows to play it, not without updating the entire thing to W11.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing unmodded Minecraft past version Beta 1.7.3
    Yeah, nah, hard pass

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An LLM is theoretically better for tutorials than hand coding a bunch of if else statements. But it's probably ass and full of hallucinations or jailbreaks. But if you can just hook up a wiki to the backend and have the LLM automatically pull helpful tips for you, that's pretty nice.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sick, now I have a good excuse to keep not getting game pass.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AI tries to help you play Minecraft
    I can't wait to get pestered for "craft wood planks" tier shit.

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