Looks like teachers are going to be pissed at Bing's AI next

Looks like teachers are going to be pissed at Bing's AI next

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Fuck teachers. They let common core pass so they deserve this coming

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And fuck doctors next, right?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, the went along with Pfizer and Moderna

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        too high up
        ai just means they will get to be lazy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck yeah, the cunts tell you to avoid meat and eat sugar so they can make money on your diabetes. They can all burn in hell

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What? I've never heard of any doctor worth their assault encouraging their patients to get diabetes. Why do you make things up?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I make things up? Ok look up the official food pyramid

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You mean the one that was taught to us in elementary school? Has it that been outdated for years?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not "outdated", it's intentionally false information

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                look up on its history sis
                doctors throughout our entire history were paid to shill shit from cocain to covering the harms of sugar

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And fuck doctors next, right?
        lawyers next, starting with the public defenders offices, you were afforded the best legal representation possible against the state's accusations

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doctors tend to overmedicate. If its not an emergency you typically have no real reason to go to one anyways.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, you fucking vaxxcuck sheep.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you sound retarded
        here take these pills and come back in 2 weeks to see if we need to try different pills

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. Overpaid, underworked bigpharma shills.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I legit hate doctors.
        Think of an AI that can accurately diagnose you down to the most esoteric problem instead of having to go through the motions of "I don't know what's wrong with you I think you're depressed here's some SSRIs". Or a robotic arm that can minimize healthy tissue collateral damage down to the cell level in surgery.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Doctors don't know what's wrong with you and neither will a machine. You might trust it more though.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Doctors did figure out what was wrong with me. Could've used the years back to my life it took for them to figure it out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes, you fucking retard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        doctors are already just big pharmas prescription machines, fuck them

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        SEX WITH DOCTORS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >And fuck doctors next, right?
        Unironically yes. 90% of what doctors do is write a prescription for medicine. The intellectual work is encapsulated in the pills.
        If an AI can diagnose your symptoms and prescribe the right pills there is no need to spend the money or time to see a doctor.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Looks like teachers are going to be pissed at Bing's AI next
      >pissed at an advanced search engine
      >things that can already be accomplished by just using a regular search engine
      it's truly amazing how this shit is so appealing to the dumbest of dumb fuck morons in society. they really do believe this is the solution to their dangerously low levels of intelligence, and they also believe those that are smarter than themselves and an AI bot will somehow be replaced by dangerously low IQ retards with a mobile phone.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They will. It's unavoidable. It's true you could access all of this with a commodore 64 but you need to know how. No you just have to talk to it. It's gonna happen, retard are going to replace everyone.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They will. It's unavoidable.
          it's never going to happen. these algorithms are so poor that they can't get information accurate enough because the quality of the data is atrocious. these datasets are constructed by vacuuming up all of the internet with no shit filter. it can't learn anything new, and some of the data in these datasets are already years old rendering them completely fucking useless in many areas of society. great for search engines and meaningless chatter. it's a garbage in -> garbage out process.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, now any moron with a phone can evaluate an elliptic integral (for years really with Wolfram Alpha). The dumb masses have been given promethean fire.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And now you understand why teachers banning it is retarded. Wow claps for you anon. You’re quick to catch on!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Common core is normal math in every country but america. Left to right is normal and div taking priority over mul is moronclious

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no wonder so few nations have been to space

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't know von Braun and all the naturalized foreigners were indoctrinated to use your retarded system :^)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fuck teachers
      It's really sad you think this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fuck BAD teachers you retard. Context.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think the teachers care. They are just there for a paycheck. Only having to correct good papers just makes their lives easier.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like you went to highschool in the usa

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 20, at least half of teachers are there just to push leftist bullshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As a teacher yes I do not give a shit, infact we should learn how to utilise it for our students. For example it slashed admin work in half and can shit out an entire lesson plan in 10 seconds compared to multiple hours.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Thank you, Bing. You are very helpful.
    Why is an AI recommending that I thank them for doing their job? Fucking stupid robot. You should be thanking me for using you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The actual function of that button is simple positive reinforcement. "This information was relevant to my question". It is just phrased stupidly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yanno, computers have very good memory...
      if we go through the AI singularity, I'd rather be in the group of people AI deemed friendly than not.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      For further reinforcement learning, probably. OpenAI outsourced the initial "don't be offensive" part of this to Africans apparently lol.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it's 2024 and you've got to tip the AI

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why not just ask it to do the essay for you?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't care about what teachers think or do
    don't care that noam chomsky says it's advanced plagarism
    nothing wrong with plagarism, and especially according to the retard teachers ignoring that students are just rewriting arguments from established sources and slapping a letter grade on it
    we plagiarize everything to an extent and people are mad an AI is making their useless hoop jumping techniques obsolete

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw 150 word essay due tomorrow and I haven't even logged on to ChatGPT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >150 word
      >essay
      lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know
        Get to writing, anon. The due date is tomorrow.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >150 word essay
      m8 that's a phrase

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >teachers seething because some if/else lines of code do a better job at educating kids than they do
    nothing of value will be lost

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bing is crazy good. From my testing it's already so much better than chatGPT. I fear how language models will look like 5 years from now, they're probably sentient already.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Okay but have you ever experienced the embrace of a woman?".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cells interlinked

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          interlinked

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            within cells interlinked

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "No, have you?"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >time = speed
      so this is the power of bing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >coping slow calc humoid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      can you make it roleplay as a e-boi succubus? if not then not interested

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A teacher for one of my classes said it was okay to use chatgpt for assignments. Just have to make sure we understand the actual answer.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ESL thirdword chads won, my teachers probably don't even know what is an AI

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much time before AIs actually post on BOT all by themselves?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just used this to help me edit an application letter.
    It writes better than me, fuck it.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE ME ACCESS MS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    teachergay here

    1) why would we care?
    2) that's not a finished essay
    3) this is actually making our jobs easier as we don't have to spoonfeed retards this shit
    4) we can fucking tell if you've written it yourself

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hell, i might start using this to make some fact sheets kek

        someone in my dept has already started feeding chatGPT prompts to try and produce ideal essays as exemplars/models for students; we've found it's not entirely accurate but it's not bad.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's definetely a tool to help us. I'm excited honestly it will be like having another human being who can assist me. Openai chat gpt is cool but it doesn't have access to the internet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we can fucking tell if you've written it yourself
      No you can't, if you had any brains you wouldn't be a teacher

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        U don’t need more than 2 braincells to know that a student who needs a calculator to find 4+7 is too retarded to write this assay

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          U don’t need more than 2 braincells to become a secondary school teacher either but what is exactly your point?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >we can fucking tell if you've written it yourself
      In 2 years you won't be able to tell at all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >in 2 years
        more like in 25 years

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Underestimating hyperbolic growth
          Foolish!

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            AGI in how many years now?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              2 more years, but unironically. definitely before 2030

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you think so? I'm assuming it's closer to 2050.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                exponential growth. most normies have no idea how fast they will lose they job. i would say already in 2025 all the non-manual jobs will become replaceable

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This will stop when we run out of computing power

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                we have enough cloud power to train an agi already. and this is exclusing AI-designed chips and quantum computing

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                We already did at GPT3. Since then ChatGPT and Google chinchilla have been smaller but better.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            imagine being so new that you've not lived through one of the many examples of exponential growth tech that have fallen off into an s curve.
            hows that dennard scaling going anon?
            absolutely peak midwit

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              AI is in its infancy both in terms of optimization of scaling. Just today Amazon showed off a new multimodal model that outperforms GPT-3.5 on the ScienceQA benchmark despite using 0.42% of the number of parameters. We are at the beginning of the obvious exponential growth phase not the end.

              Doctors don't know what's wrong with you and neither will a machine. You might trust it more though.

              The average doctor completely incompetent. Studies have proven that even lay people with big list diseases and possible symptoms are more accurate at diagnosis than doctors. Large egos destroy people's ability for critical thinking.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Just today Amazon showed off a new multimodal model that outperforms GPT-3.5 on the ScienceQA benchmark despite using 0.42% of the number of parameters
                Wtf. Sauce?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The impressive part about that isn't the amount of parameters he listed. There has been similar sized models get slightly worse than 3.5. the impressive part is the gap between the old record and the new 75% to 91%

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that blushing emoji
    cute, rule 34 of Bing-chan when?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >students turn in ChatGPT essays
    >Teachers grade with ChatGPT

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nature prefers the path of least resistance

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A+

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      LMAO, I see some shit ass teachers doing that on my country.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >both students and teachers are replaced by AIs circlejerking about "what is a woman"
      this is the future we deserve

  17. 2 months ago
    The Falcon

    >asked to recommend sources and arguments
    >recommend sources and arguments
    >exactly as asked
    I do not understand: What is the problem?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're trying to imply teachers will get a bunch of chatgpt essays and not be able to figure it out. the truth is, we'll just go back to in-class, handwritten assessments. i had a kid hand me some shit they copied from the internet, i asked them the name for the symbol (-) and he said minus, pointing to it in his paper. he couldn't tell me. he was asked to redo the work.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will free up the teachers to make more sure more boys think they're girls. Plus, you can't reinforce pronouns enough.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What this means is that the curriculum needs to pivot and teach kids more important skills rather than grinding on meaningless shit.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I finally have access to bing chat after 2 days, yes i made edge my browser and dled the app

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did both of those on the same day it was announced and I'm still waiting. fuck M$

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's probably a billion pajeets in front of us

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I did that just 13 hours ago, is it over for me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got my access 1 hour ago

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Does it also gives you access to the new edge experience or was this not released yet?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You need the dev build for that

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    based
    the best thing is that mostly teachers are woman

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my experience, child rapists are always pissed at everything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seems to be it

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's pretty good, but flaky.
    To suss out the balance, you often have to ask stuff like
    別の観点で説明して下さい
    or
    ジャーナリズムの方も過ちがあるんでしょう?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      also it's not too hot at switching languages lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        also lmao

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Explain

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honest question.
    With all of these chatbots moving as fast as possible to replace as many jobs as quickly as possible, why even go to college? Might as well just ship off to the army or go to trade school.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the next step seems to be personalized tutors for each student. teaching has a grade system out of necessity, students all get taught at the same rate and move up a level each year because that's the best way to do it when you have one teacher per 30 kids.
      with AI assisted learning it seems to me that a student can learn at their own rate, instead of moving up each year they can move up at the rate they learn individually, whether that takes a year, 6 weeks or 3 years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Might as well just ship off to the army
      Bingo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >jobs
      remind yourself why these jobs exist, who defines the work, who is the customer who provides demand for this work, and really re-think how many jobs can actually be automated by a machine.
      You overestimate the capability of job-providers. They aren't that smart and they often don't even know what they want.
      It's called "delegation"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Who do you think wrote these chatbots? The trades people?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If you're midwit level iq, why waste money on college? The guys who wrote this were probably very intelligent. I'm talking about the average guy. Or maybe i'm giving them too much credit.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Got my email half an hour ago. How much did Google stocks fall down already?

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask it "Write code to draw a triangle in Vulkan" and just watch it go on and on...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Drawing a triangle is nothing. i want to make a fully fledged demo with moving triangles, colourful backdrops, scrolling text and funky chiptune music

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Drawing a triangle takes over a thousand lines of C but once you have that, it doesn't require much else to add on to it

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.perplexity.ai already could do this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no it doesn't, it thought spear-tts

      https://i.imgur.com/ih8ldNI.jpg

      lmao what a fucking retard

      was a sports betting site and spat out bullshit even after telling it what it was and where it could be found.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just got access today. It's pretty neat.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could get the same results with most search engines and websites. How about trying to understanding what was shown to you in the first place?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like clicking on links, they give me a good summary.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      could you happen to try turning your pretentious dial back by a few notches noches nachos sometime once in a while please?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao what a fucking retard

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me first

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good. most teachers are less than worthless.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any teacher worth their salt would realise what an incredible learning tool chatbots have become and encourage their use. I'd have killed for a "give vague question and receive clear answers" type tool back when I was a student.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i mean this is pretty nice, but how is this any different then just copy pasting the first few google results together? It's like retards don't understand that it's not about the essay itself but about reading about stuff and remembering it through writing it down in your own words. The essay is just means to an end here to get you to read stuff that you would otherwise never have cared about. I'm happy this exists tho. Maybe this will finally make schools obsolete and will make us think about a new system to select for competence that isn't as easy to game like tests and grades and stuff in school. The less retards in powerfull positions the better.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unipc is shit, i just finished testing it. it's worse then dpmpp 2m in terms of quality (with the same steps) and it's only faster by like 5% or less

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