Japan had a black samurai ?

Japan had a black samurai ?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk you tell me ya cunt

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WATASHI

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Roll8jg for japan

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rollong

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no. he was just some daimyos pet that he dressed up and paraded around like a "real samurai" because it was funny.
    they taught him wrong on purpose and made him fight the most retarded people in japan for entertainment.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      chief the author of the article is black and isn't looking for intellectual honesty. They are look for an excuse to justify cultural vandalism by sighting one example of a black man in 1580's japan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Source for your claims?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Source for your claims?
        Your mother. She whispered it into my ear after she sucked me off.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not funny, .4/10
          Australian humor is dead; Leafy Boy humor is the trend now baby B)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boku no Pico

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BBC samurai, imagine the sex

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, he was a slave/deckhand from a European ship that wrecked off the coast of Japan.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these dumb articles never mention how he met the emperor of japan because the emperor had heard of a man that had been cruelly pranked by youths and dipped into ink until turned black, and he demanded the black man brought to his palace to be scrubbed and cleaned. it took him a while to realize he was just a moron, and he mostly made him a samurai because he was an amusing novelty and he frightened the other samurai due to his odd appearance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would probably be rumored that the emperor had a demon as his bodyguard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he mostly made him a samurai
      The samurai were a social class. Just because you put someone in Japanese cloths and make them a retainer doesn't mean they were samurai.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Just because you put someone in Japanese cloths and make them a retainer doesn't mean they were samurai
        thats what a samurai is, anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Supposedly, Nobunaga did look into getting him his own castle so he'd able to officially gain the samurai title. From the few reports we have about the guy, Nobunaga treated him like Paris Hilton treats her dog. He thought having a giant terrifying demon-man following him around was the coolest thing ever and gave his favorite pet every luxury possible.

        But yeah, he probably didn't actually fight, despite Nobunaga hiring him a sword instructor.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Another note for those who aren't weeaboo: Nobunaga was REALLY into that sort of thing. He was the kind of guy who gave himself an over-the-top title like "Demon King of the Sixth Heaven" and one time he did a public sake drinking display using the skulls of his former enemies as cups. That's the reason Nobunaga was so enthralled with the concept of having a monster serving him. He just fucking loved having all of Japan think of him as a demon king.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the first man to unify Japan was a chuunibyou
            It honestly explains a lot.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DAS RITE

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, but they say it did as a precursor to claiming that the Japanese were originally black

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Revisionism. He was probably so vile and violent that he could only be drawn as a demon and black is what they went with. By that logic like a quarter of deities in Buddhism are morons because they’re drawn in black.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Q I|HS1Jq13jV6

    Yes

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was a court jester

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ORE-TACHI WA OU-SAMAS N DESHITA

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WE WUZ SAMURAIZ N SHEEEIIIIIT

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yusuke urameshi
    he was the spirit detective
    not black, although he was something of a hoodlum in his youth

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We wuz Japanese goku and Shiite bro them saiyayins was part ape knoimsaying?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, he was from Ethiopia.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't black, was purple duh! It's called Cyanosis you dumbshits! What do they teach in school these days?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The joke is that the previous owner of the store is called Chuck so if you replace "Sneed" with "Chuck" you get "Chuck's Feed & Seed".

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go away glowie cunt!

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ya Afro samurai was based off him

    He was 6’2” and a giant at the time in Japan. Apperntly people died falling out of trees cuz crowd was so big to see him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Afro samurai was based off him
      So cultural vandalism.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      morons are so hilariously delusional, thanks for the laugh jamal potstein

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so sick of hearing about Yasuke.
    He was the equivalent of an English teacher. Something you keep in the room as a talking piece. It has no real value.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Long story short: "Yasuke" was completely unimportant and returned to the Portuguese. He did nothing of importance and wasn't achieving anything other than showing the next Shogun, Hideyoshi, that those people the Portuguese had on their ships with black skin aren't important. When the Portuguese took him again and shipped him away, that was it, the whole story of "Yasuke".

    But, the white Samurai, William Anjin, was the complete opposite of "Yasuke". While "Yasuke" was just a short term visitor with no impact on Japan, William Anjin, the white Samurai changed Japan forever.

    The best part was when the white Samurai stranded on Japan and the Portuguese enraged said that the Shogun should kill him. The Shogun on the other hand was surprised when the first white person with blond hair and blue eyes he saw looked at the Portuguese and wanted to slaughter them and called them heretics.

    The Shogun was surprised because the Portuguese, as the lying bastards they were, said that ALL the Western world would look like him and believe in their faith. When the Japanese Shogun Tokugawa saw a person who looked completely different and was aggressive against the Portuguese and insulted the Portuguese, who pretended that they were some kind of untouchable gods in the West, the Shogun instantly protected the new white skinned arrival.

    While "Yasuke" was just refunded and left Japan, the white Samurai, a Dutch, got the Shogun to expelled all Portuguese and Christians, and also secluded Japan from the rest of the world, while only China and Dutch were allowed to trade with Japan.

    One evening, the Dutch said to the Shogun "I have to leave. My wife and family are missing me".
    The Shogun looked him in the eyes, pointed at a cute Japanese waifu with cute feet and said "If you stay, this woman is your new wife and you will be Japanese".
    On this offer, the white samurai bowed and simply replied "それなら我は日本の白い侍でござる" and kissed his waifu

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, he was a slave that was sold to a wealthy Japanese Samurai family as a joke. Dressed him up and paraded him around for the amusement of others.
    Black people will not waste an opportunity to say that "We waz kangz" any moment they pop up in history.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I got some bad news for the sandmorons and other gays here...

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, you posted it again.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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