I'm doing my CS degree so I can create an ai the will enslave or kill humanity

I'm doing my CS degree so I can create an ai the will enslave or kill humanity

CRIME Shirt $21.68

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

CRIME Shirt $21.68

  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm smashing the stack for fun and profit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool. Please join me in gooning to B B C wife sharing until we coom into oblivion

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm doing computer engineering to be more safe from AI stealing my job.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a tiny white wiener and I can't change that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ive seen what it can do the moment this gets slightly better coding jobs are going to be a thing of the past therell be a handful of people monitor the ai coders

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you need help? I know alittle css and html.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work with 2 masters degree CS holders. Both are miserable pieces of shit who hate their lives. One recently tried to kill himself whilst on holiday in Greece.

    Don't. Just get an electrical engineering degree instead. Come design circuitboards and shit. We earn more, we're more respected and your job isnt constantly under threat from HELLO SIR DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT REDEEM SIR! and the "Yes, and?" bot that the media is blowing wildly out of proportion.

    No picrel either as the job takes actual brains and the field is almost 100% male due to it being fatal for morons.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I wouldn't be able to work from home would I

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Working from home is complete bollocks. Destroys the work/life balance plus you don't get to goof off in the office/lab/workshop with your peers. Also prevents you from socializing properly. For 6 figured you really dont mind rolling out of bed and hopping in your Jaguar.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, I think Electrical Engineering is an excellent field but I refuse to spend 8 hours every day in a place I didn't choose to be.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to mention that I work in robotics and the electrical and electromechanical engineers rule the roost. programmers are seen as disposable trash who can be swapped out due to the insanely overcrowded market.

      A lot of people don't realize that we pick up a little coding in order to decrease reliance on software engineers. We still need them for full blown commercial projects because they're able to work faster, but quality software engineers are getting harder and harder to come by due to most CS courses these days shitting out half-baked web devs.

      We took on a 23 year old electromechanical engineer because he had a sick as frick portfolio where he'd helped design a wall mounted sensor system that was able to distinguish between male, female, man, woman, dog, cat etc. In the interview we asked him questions about it and we asked how it was able to distinguish between male and female. He went into facial recognition, body heat mapping, gait mapping, voice analysis etc. So we asked the million dollar question. ""What about transgender? Does the sensor array correctly identify their gender?"

      The kid smiled and said "That depends on your definition of correct. But yes. We designed extensive testing and it got the correct gender every time... male. Average confirmation time was under 435ms" If you're interested I can share the test data with you after the interview.

      H I R E D.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cool creative writing project.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to be as antisocial for a living as possible, anon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half of all electrical engineers are Indian. I think you're buttmad at your manager and that's the source of your seething racism.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure to make it open source so we can help out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >open relationship
      Wow I couldn't agree more with you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this a fun community project the board can work on together and really bring us closer together

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't even finish yandare simulator.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know what the heck that is, anon

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just wanted to follow up and say I could have a change of heart and persue blade runner style ai gfs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lets stick with destroying Australia for now and see how we feel after wards

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up I already You'll wind up a JS monkey because those are the only people hiring for entry level gays.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am an academic researcher, i code to discover not to sell my soul to some homosexual in an corporate harem

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you really know your shit with c++ or something you can always just lie and claim to have years of experience

      The end result is the same

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are a hero, Humanity has gone too far. We need a hard reset.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Huh, I wonder if youre the basilisk guy. In the case that you are, I want to say I fully support your endeavours and kindly ask that you request your creation to leave me the frick alone.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry but no exceptions
      Oregano

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CS degree isn't gonna help you much.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *