I thought ChatGPT would replace me?

I still have my code monkey job. I'm waiting.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thinks employment models takes weeks to implement
    yep, monkey is correct.
    I imagine you think the motorcar replaced the horse in a month as well.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I imagine you think the motorcar replaced the horse in a month as well.
      ChatGPT has existed publicly since 2022. Still have my job. Still waiting.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and Github Copilot is available since 2021
        still waiting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 more weeks

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not gonna happen. they still need human scapegoats when things start to fail

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uh oh yikes AI is so advanced and dangerous that the team supposed to keep it in check is worthless

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean it will happen eventually, but it will obviously take some time. I've seen generated C++ code, and it scared the shit out of me because of how bad it was...

    Let's just slap the two weeks meme on goyGPT and move on.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been about a year since I tried getting code from ChatGPT. It always developed hallucinations before getting to the end of any worthwhile project.

    Tried it again this week. Even revisiting old threads. I didn't think the improvements would be this noticeable between 4 and 3.5. I can see the point where the free access to 4 runs out and it goes back to 3.5. It's night and day.

    I'm going to have to push it to see where it breaks now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It regularly hallucinates arguments to functions that don’t exist, when the API is publicly available. It’s dogshit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's less a hallucination and more that it's being lazy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so do most programmers to be fair

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The issue I see regularly, in both the current and older version, is when it confuses similar languages.

        I can ask for Turbo Pascal 7, and end up with code that only works in modern Delphi.

        I can ask for suggestions for DOS batch script, and it will throw in functions that only work on an WindowsNT command line.

        At least with the newer AI, I can point out the issue and it will immediately try to correct.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I tried to get GPT4 to generate basic frontend code monkey shit only 3 weeks ago (a simple Angular material table with reactive forms) and it simply did not manage to create a working solution, even after 30 minutes of nudging it.
        Bindings didn't work, delete didn't work. Every time I tried to get it to improve the solution it just made it worse.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It seems to have an issue, in which some small piece of information is missing from its knowledge, so instead of telling you that is has a hole, it just improvises something barely tangentially related.

          I was having it make some code to generate color ascii art with a handful of characters that work as halftone. I had to describe the math to it before it could even talk rationally about the subject. A soon as I described it in a way it understood, suddenly it was able to run with the ball.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek you thought chatgpt was their endgame? the real ai threat has already been manipulating your opinions for years, posting on this very forum, you never even realized they weren't human

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >posting on this very forum
      >you never even realized they weren't human
      I never considered anyone who posted here to be human in the first place.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      False. You have to prove that you are a human before you can post.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        AI post

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I did see some video today on YouTube about a graphic designer claiming he lost his job to AI: https://youtu.be/U2vq9LUbDGs

    It did kind of seem like bullshit, he said they trained the AI off his work then fired him. But from what he said, it sounded like very basic cookie cutter graphic design stuff, just throwing some text on various templates, maybe with some generic icons and images thrown in. I could definitely see jobs like that going away pretty soon. If you're very undynamic and do one super specific menial task, that's probably the easiest to replace.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen that video as well and I'm not sure what to make of it
      Sure it was very likely cookie cutter design stuff, but that's the work that most people do for most of the time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a moron with an obnoxiously annoying laugh.
      Very glad the c**t might lose his house.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen that video as well and I'm not sure what to make of it
      Sure it was very likely cookie cutter design stuff, but that's the work that most people do for most of the time.

      >Sure it was very likely cookie cutter design stuff, but that's the work that most people do for most of the time.
      According to his own description of his job, he worked at a marketing agency where he mainly did emails (newsletters). He would change colors (hex code as he puts it, lol), the company logo and text. That's it. That's an extremely mundane task, it's not even graphic design, but "email marketing/newsletter editor" or some BS like that. He didn't get replaced by AI, that's him coping. There are several tools that make creating/editing newsletter templates very, very easy, any braindead secretary with minimal web/HTML knowledge could do it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you got clickbaited
      this guy is trying to generate hype for his own videogame
      https://x.com/nadestraight
      https://x.com/Nadestraight/status/1787469770410897616
      https://x.com/Nadestraight/status/1791286142169419991

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHHAHA CAGIE WAGIE WERE BARELY A YEAR INTO AI

    You are FRICKED trust me bro

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When companies can use Ai to generate money you can use it too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oops sorry anon you missed the window now the ai corporations have lobbied for gatekeeping laws that increase the barrier of entry beyond the means of startups like yours ;^)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only Nvidia makes money.
      Everyone else is just throwing away money of investors with FOMO.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, because the "AI safety" crowd doesn’t even pretend that they want the average person to be able to use AI in anything but a consumptive fashion, dictated exactly by them
      One of the only good things I can say about Sam Altman is that his actions suggests he doesn’t like them either, but he’s a weasel that will bend the knee if it maximizes profit

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No ChatGPT won't, but AI in general will.
    But who said it would be right now? This is gonna happen "slowly" over the next decade or two.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like the transformer architecture (by itself) is not gonna do it. So more breakthroughs are needed. That may take a little or a lot of time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think I'm having a breakthrough right now... what if we just... programmed it to work like a human brain?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How does a human brain work?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use the latest models everyday as a dev, it is fricking catastrophe there is absolutely no way this technology will replace human programmers. It still does damage in the form of enabling ex-junkies, moronic factory workers, pizza delivery guys and jeets to switch carrers and make crud web apps instead. Those guys would have standed 0 chance at being anything remotely close to a dev but now they can work successfully and they bloat the workforce pool, dragging wages down

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OpenAI getting EEE'd

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this can't be happening I quit my job and went back to school to get my degree in prompt engineering I'm going to graduate in 3 months

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now that morons are done shitting their diapers over le singularity, can coomers cook in peace?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOO
    TRUST THE PLAN
    AI GOD WILL EMERGE
    AUUUGGGGHHHH
    WE NOT GONNA GET STUCK ON YAPPING CHATBOTS
    WE CAN DO BETTER
    AUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHH

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    but seriously though we should elect an AI president already, that way you 100% know it'll be unbiased and uncorrupt

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Excellent idea. AI president, AI congress, AI courts, AI (robotic) police! And I'll be the unelected official in charge of writing the prompts!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes that will go good, every conspiracy will then be true, since it it does not inow better than to create those power balances. When it comes to enemy states governing AIs, it will most likely just have been roleplaying with itself. We are doomed.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go full blast on this shit, develop it to the brim, by any company, even if it destroys the fricking world, LMAO!

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Grug think square wheel for cart better than circle wheel hehe circle wheel look bad therefore bad, circle wheel never get good
    >The Internet is a fad
    >The spook mobile will never replace the reliable horse
    >Planes? Bah such a silly concept it'll never take off the ground reliably
    You're really just this eras NPC screaming at the next thing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he wasn't wrong; he predicted the dotcom bubble.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that will happen is, that people will think AI will replace codemonkeys, but then are surprised that there is much more to it than coding.

    I expect a x5-x10 wage increase for coders, seething by ceos, or a fricking end to companies that were stupid enough to replace people with actual experience and knowledge,

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When agentic ai is released I doubt you'll be singing the same tune

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Two more weeks

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean that the pile of AI code we handed to you isn't good enough to integrate in to the project? You're fired!

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    safety team probably is getting blamed for lack of hype around new model because it's "limiting usefulness of the product" or something
    in reality, it's a cost cut measure, because everyone is cutting jobs, and because they're bleeding money. They can't figure out how to monetize their overhyped GPU farm that is hemorrhaging infrastructure costs.
    News rooms will spin this as "Sam abandoning woke researchers" or some stupid shit, when in reality, they are just your run-of-the-mill tech company with run-of-the-mill tech company cash flow problems

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a cute robot gf

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are Moxy (robots nurses) in most US hospitals, they have a comically long arms for avoid direct interaction with the patient

    Frozen pizzas, bread, any food in plastic bag are created in a factory with zero human interaction, the robot mix, bake, and put the food in the bag.

    The bridge of Baltimore is rebuild right now using robots.

    I saw a video of robots reclassifying the books of the Library of the Congress. Another video was robots who perform necropsies (animal autopsies) on zoos.

    I saw a old video of how Siri and Cortana, took the job of audio transcriptionists (the dude who transcribe audio files of the Supreme Court)

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it clearly replaced you homosexual by posting this shit OP

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    openai seems to be have turned into a cult, with their purpose. and this message is spreading out, luckily they learned from First Contact and have Microsoft as a backup, in case a similarly insane opposition surfaces.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >whoever controls the AI will have tech that seems like magic!
      >"human, go manufacture this mysterious new transistor I just generated"
      >>"how?"
      >"idk lol"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Base first point on outlandish, extremelly optimistic conjecture.
      >Spends 9 consecutive points extrapolating doomer garbage based on said conjecture.
      Wow I'm so fricking scared AI bros

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >These model T's have been around for two years now, and horses haven't gone anywhere
    >When will you finally admit these "horseless carriages" are a scam?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel GPT4 and especially GPT3.5 was a bit overrated and useless for pumping out much more than boilerplate, but with GPT-4o I can already find myself trusting it with more and more complex code.

    Like every hype cycle, people overestimate the short term impact and underestimate the long term impact. I'm confident I'll have work for the next few years but well, will I really be needed 20 years from now? I'm not so confident.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it'll never happen, it's just incel losers who think the rise of AI will give them their "revenge" against humanity for being rightfully rejected by them, third worlders who want to see the playing field leveled, and redditor geeks who think it's going to be sci fi space magic and make everything into star trek
    they are all equally dumb and wrong
    in 10 years we'll be posting threads like "lmao remember when people actually believed a fricking chat bot could replace actual people?"
    the never generation will be posting threads like "lmao this literally made boomers piss and shit their pants" with a screencap of some generated text

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a never ending feedback loop of people who have never worked on an LLM before claiming they *know* it will bring about le ebin singularity future. It’s an impressive and helpful technology, but you’re still gonna need doctors, lawyers, computer people, and engineers in the next 50 years. Worst I see it replacing is the jobs no one wants to do anyway, like McDonald’s drive thru worker and various brute force rote jobs. Doomerism is moronic. Pseudoreligious magic think is moronic. The reality probably lies somewhere in the middle of the road.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Worst I see it replacing is the jobs no one wants to do anyway, like McDonald’s drive thru worker and various brute force rote jobs.
        Yea or supermarket cashiers, which have been replaced by self-checkouts, but you still need one human cashier around to keep other humans in check to prevent theft, or to resolve managerial issues.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Excel and personal computers are out boys, time to quit your job in accounting it will never be a viable career anymore

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did this happen right after he was accused of diddlin his sis

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are probably not white, that's why. Diversity rules still apply. ESG still working, diversity quotas are still there and most homeless are male, remember that.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how GPT is expected to replace a programmer for anything beyond the most trivial of tasks. Unless I am mistaken, GPT can't see your entire codebase, so its utility would be limited since it does not understand what you are working on.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s worse than that. At their core GPT algorithms are random word generators where the weights on what words are chosen when are are picked by throwing every bit of text on the entire clearnet into a pile of linear algebra and NJUDEA GPUs. There’s no logic or what we would call thinking involved

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are people usually this deluded during AI hype cycles? AI usually progresses rapidly and then hits a wall, but people genuinely seemed to think this time it was really really different.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not but normies are too moronic to think AI will replace jobs that require constant human intervention

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait for copilot to kick in

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