GPT-4o is fake

I work for OpenAI. GPT-4o is fake, it's just a bunch of Indians in the back. I wish I was making this up.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's just a bunch of Indians in the back
    that would put it below 3.5

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn those Indians must be very smart and very hard workers with exceptionally good reaction time and typing speeds.
    Impressive!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      sex with this doll!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's a man in a costume

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick did I just say?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Which one was you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick did you just say? You little b***h... I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mfw im in mid 30s and wouldnt be able to pull off even a kigurumi.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >GPQA: A Graduate-Level Google-Proof Q&A Benchmark
    >We present GPQA, a challenging dataset of 448 multiple-choice questions written by domain experts in biology, physics, and chemistry. We ensure that the questions are high-quality and extremely difficult: experts who have or are pursuing PhDs in the corresponding domains reach 65% accuracy (74% when discounting clear mistakes the experts identified in retrospect), while highly skilled non-expert validators only reach 34% accuracy, despite spending on average over 30 minutes with unrestricted access to the web (i.e., the questions are "Google-proof").
    >...
    >GPT-4o gets 53.6% across all domain

    I dare you to find me a pajeet that works for 3 dollar per hour and can get even 1 out of 448 from GPQA while answering under 5 seconds.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I dare you to find me a pajeet that works
      Literally impossible. Challenge rejected.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They always test on multiple choice questions. My PhD advisor and I were discussing something a few days ago, and we decided to ask ChatGPT for help. It was able to give us an accurate answer on a standard formula, but when we asked it to go just one step beyond the standard formula, it started giving us nonsense. It turned out that the formula we actually wanted is used in the proof of the standard formula ChatGPT gave us. So what we wanted was merely an intermediate step between more basic principles and this standard formula. So ChatGPT is extremely good at providing canned, established answers, but cannot even interpolate between what it already knows.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're wishing for your replacement moron. Once it can do what you're saying, you won't be needed

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Indians
    >I wish I was making this up
    Most advanced civilization

    ?si=4kDq22ZvILSjSC9W&t=69

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is one of the most hilarious videos on india I've seen:

      At some point (maybe 75% through), around train tracks you can see they built some squatting toilets... like literally beside the tracks. And they're full of dirt.
      Another great one is called "I beg you to get me out of here." I'll find the URL for you.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like they deleted their video. Pic rel was the thumb. Their channel:
        https://www.youtube.com/@MateoLisanna/videos
        Just saw they have one about it being difficult to get out of Ukraine. Might be good...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just the titles on these videos makes me lol:

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If hell is real it is a country called "india."

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sure you do. you totally have a job.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a world we are living in

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AI = An Indian

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A 2B model is more intelligent than an indian. What you say is clearly wrong.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's true I was the sam altman

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OpenAI is secretly just an attempt to monopolize the Indian call center game

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks, I'll torture some indian by having him ERP as I jerk off.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid bloody b***h basterd the GPT-4o is not real sar it is Indian men who are probably have sex with you’re mother

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Our server load is very high try again later
    Black folk

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >indians can interpret entire tiny meme images and facial expression in under 1 second
    HOLY SHIT.
    Indians are demigods

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=knowyourmeme.com
      Since when was lmgtfy app only?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        try it yourself, i made that meme myself.
        use your own phrases from the show, the AI will find it.

        even blocks you when you write "Holobonga" or "Hall of Cost" in comic sans

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seems like gpt4o doesnt yap as much and is more inclined to ask personal questions and be merry. it really does feel like talking to a girl on the first date! very strange!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >seems like gpt4o doesnt yap as much
      I had the opposite experience, at least the few times I used it for coding now, it was very verbose with explanations and outputting multiple examples of code

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I havent used it for technical things yet, I jsaid hello using the voice to voice feature

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