>Why would anyone find this impressive?
Because most people don't realize just how little intellect, understanding and sentience there is behind most human rhetoric so they cope by pretending the computer is very smart for sounding like the average midwit. Easier to process than the realization that the average word-thinking midwit is nonsentient.
Daily reminder that there only ever was one goalpost: for the "AI" to be able to learn and do anything a human can learn and do. All other goalposts were set by your corporate handlers for the purpose of marketing to meat drones like you.
Expect that it can. Plug gpt on a proof assistant and suddenly the bullshit will be automatically filtered, outputting only valid theorems. Then you retrain it with those new theorems and repeat ad infinitum
It isn't being that smart though it is essentially just trawling through massive amounts of data from search engines for a couple of the best answers. It is like saying I am a genius because you set me a research question that has already been solved as an exam and let me use google, and I come back having copied the key points from the paper kek
If you want to see my point ask it "write a cover letter for a data science job" and "write a cover letter for a data science job at google" then come back with the 'genius' output
>gpt-3 >Decoder with Masked Multihead self attention predicting learned word embeddings X with a softmax final layer predicting the next token
Is GPT-3 an elaborate joke?
>Be lazy as fuck don't do my work >Ask ChatGPT to do my work my work for me >It actually fucking does, and does a really good job of it to with minimal adaption needed >mfw
GPT-3 is a state-of-the-art language model that has been trained on a large dataset of text from the internet. It uses advanced machine learning techniques, such as neural networks, to generate human-like text. Due to its large amount of training data and sophisticated architecture, GPT-3 is able to generate text that is often difficult to distinguish from text written by a human. This is considered impressive because it demonstrates the capability of machine learning to understand and generate natural language.
It was actually a 5 page example of a FMEA for a fictional project to show some students.
But the joke was the below text was AI generated as I was too lazy to write a real response, in case you couldn't tell.
I asked chatGPT to write my Statement of purpose outline and a letter of recommendation for me. fixed some and sent, got accepted to PhD
it's useful but not AI and certainly not groundbreaking like the hype shill who want to sell their startups based on chatGPT API calls make it out to be.
I am writing to express my interest in the Data Scientist position at [Company]. As a highly analytical and data-driven individual with a strong background in data analysis, machine learning, and statistical modeling, I am confident in my ability to make a valuable contribution to your team.
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I am writing to express my strong interest in the Data Scientist position at Google. With a passion for data and a background in computer science, statistics, and machine learning, I am confident in my ability to make a significant contribution to the Google team.
My experience includes [list relevant experiences, e.g. designing and implementing machine learning models, analyzing large and complex datasets, and presenting findings to stakeholders]. I have a solid understanding of statistical methods, algorithms, and big data technologies, and have experience using tools such as Python, TensorFlow, and SQL.
At Google, I am particularly impressed by the company's commitment to using data and technology to solve complex problems and improve people's lives. I am eager to bring my skills and experience to such a dynamic and innovative organization, and to work with a team of highly talented individuals.
Thank you for considering my application. I would welcome the opportunity to further discuss my qualifications and how I can contribute to the success of Google.
Sincerely,
[Your Name]
>Wow really adapts to the intricate details of what is being asked of it!
I am writing to express my strong interest in the Data Scientist position at Google. With a passion for data and a background in computer science, statistics, and machine learning, I am confident in my ability to make a significant contribution to the Google team.
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At Google, I am particularly impressed by the company's commitment to using data and technology to solve complex problems and improve people's lives. I am eager to bring my skills and experience to such a dynamic and innovative organization, and to work with a team of highly talented individuals.
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[Your Name]
>Wow really adapts to the intricate details of what is being asked of it!
People who aren't using GPT as part of their daily lives are uncreative retards - the same type of person who would spawn into minecraft in 2010 for the first time and immediately say "this is boring" without even trying to dig or do anything.
Here's some things GPT has helped me with already:
- critiquing my song lyrics, and creating song-writing exercises to help me improve.
- suggested books on niche topics I am interested in, and then contrasted those books with other books I have read, summarized those books, and provided commentary on those books
- gave me recommendations regarding the building codes in my country/province which were highly accurate
- answered tax accounting questions for filing my corporate income tax
- written python code which I then used in a script to call its own API, for book-writing software
- write work emails, where I only need to feed it bullet points and it turns it into pretty languages
- simulated opinions from different perspectives on philosophical questions I'm interested in
- gave some of the best answers to "who would in in a fight" questions I've ever seen, including citing specific scenes from comic books and movies
I can't say what the future will be but this tool is insanely useful. I see a potential hell and a potential heaven in our a near future. I'm not sure anything else is possible.
If you were more specific in your critique, for example if you pointed out what made my examples mundane, then it would continue the thread discussion. But with this reply you have simply called me a name and contributed less than the allegedly insubstantial quality of my own post.
For instance, see attached image. I defined a spooky scale and got GPT to give me items ranked by this scale. I find this interesting. I think other anons will too. What do you have to contribute?
Minecraft is dog shit.
Seriously. Every achievement in minecraft would have been amplified by spending time in the relevant field. People building circuits in minecraft are the worst kind of retard, followed next by the "creative" types that could just learn photoshop.
No zoomer gay. Minecraft is not the pinnacle of anything. The 8 bit graphics do not capture the imagination. The crafting system isn't unique, but tedious. The contraptions are not interesting.
Same goes for Legos.
This. It's been a huge help in asking stupid specific questions in my new job that i would never know the correct terms to use on google for. Granted most of what it says is complete horseshit but it gives me the right words to use on google so yeah.
The mathematics are almost the same and worthless to discuss the details. The main point its just a mathematical filter. Input and output. Nothing magical.
>Much like humans, eh?
You're not human. Either way, two seconds of reflection should be enough to see that your moronic idea of everything being a regurgitation is inconsistent with the insane variety of human creations.
For what? Did I get another nonhuman stuck in a loop?
2 months ago
Anonymous
Guess you really can't do it... You must be not human as well then...
2 months ago
Anonymous
Cal me back when you can specify exactly what you're waiting for, dumb nonhuman.
2 months ago
Anonymous
You know exactly what i am waiting for, pretending not too only makes you look like a retard.
2 months ago
Anonymous
No, I genuinely have no idea what you're waiting for. If you had any idea yourself, you'd specify it instead of getting stuck in a loop like a drone who's reached the end of its dialogue tree. Giving you one last chance to either tell me exactly what you're waiting for or concede that you're a nonsentient looper.
2 months ago
Anonymous
You are aware you can scroll upwards right?
2 months ago
Anonymous
You can always tell a nonhuman because they loop after 2-3 replies if you stray discussions that their preprogrammd talking points are tailored for. Your life has no moral value.
2 months ago
Anonymous
How can i have a life if i am a program... Now i am confused. What am i? Am i even real? Are you even real? Is any of this really happening?
2 months ago
Anonymous
>How can i have a life
You don't have a life. If you had a life, you'd be living it instead of trying to convince others that they are vacuous and uncreative automatons like you.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Alright, i'm going to bed now but this was fun. We should hang out more often. Ciao.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Bye, moron. Call me back when "talking" AIs do anything more than regurgitate from a statistical model of snapshot of human discourse.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Don't even bother. He's possessed by Roko's Basilisk
Because sometimes it gives me better answers than all the retarded shit I get from Google.
They're retards who think "AI" is real.
>still using Google
>2023
Brave new world
What's Google?
that's just because google is shit
something went terribly wrong with search engine indexing
for the same reasons they used to find quantum computing impressive - lofty promises that haven't given way to disillusionment... for now
>markov chain
No, it isn't.
>Why would anyone find this impressive?
Because most people don't realize just how little intellect, understanding and sentience there is behind most human rhetoric so they cope by pretending the computer is very smart for sounding like the average midwit. Easier to process than the realization that the average word-thinking midwit is nonsentient.
>Easier to process than the realization that the average word-thinking midwit is nonsentient.
It really is a depressing realization that most of the people around you are actually philosophical zombies.
Well the mind is naturally contentless but somewhat agree
>"AI needs to be truly intelligent"
>AI: does something intelligent
>"NO NO NO NOT LIKE THAT!"
Tale as old as computer science. Move the goalposts some more, and then cope, seethe, and dilate, in that order.
Daily reminder that there only ever was one goalpost: for the "AI" to be able to learn and do anything a human can learn and do. All other goalposts were set by your corporate handlers for the purpose of marketing to meat drones like you.
This. No amount of parlor tricks can make a markov-chain generator do accurate math.
Expect that it can. Plug gpt on a proof assistant and suddenly the bullshit will be automatically filtered, outputting only valid theorems. Then you retrain it with those new theorems and repeat ad infinitum
It isn't being that smart though it is essentially just trawling through massive amounts of data from search engines for a couple of the best answers. It is like saying I am a genius because you set me a research question that has already been solved as an exam and let me use google, and I come back having copied the key points from the paper kek
If you want to see my point ask it "write a cover letter for a data science job" and "write a cover letter for a data science job at google" then come back with the 'genius' output
>markov chain
retard
at least learn about the chomsky hierarchy first
>gpt-3
>Decoder with Masked Multihead self attention predicting learned word embeddings X with a softmax final layer predicting the next token
Is GPT-3 an elaborate joke?
>Be lazy as fuck don't do my work
>Ask ChatGPT to do my work my work for me
>It actually fucking does, and does a really good job of it to with minimal adaption needed
>mfw
GPT-3 is a state-of-the-art language model that has been trained on a large dataset of text from the internet. It uses advanced machine learning techniques, such as neural networks, to generate human-like text. Due to its large amount of training data and sophisticated architecture, GPT-3 is able to generate text that is often difficult to distinguish from text written by a human. This is considered impressive because it demonstrates the capability of machine learning to understand and generate natural language.
What is your work? Shilling the thing?
It was actually a 5 page example of a FMEA for a fictional project to show some students.
But the joke was the below text was AI generated as I was too lazy to write a real response, in case you couldn't tell.
>AI passes Turing test
>Humans that cannot pass Turing test extremely butthurt
Many such cases.
anime posters are all glowmorons or some other flavor of shill.
I asked chatGPT to write my Statement of purpose outline and a letter of recommendation for me. fixed some and sent, got accepted to PhD
it's useful but not AI and certainly not groundbreaking like the hype shill who want to sell their startups based on chatGPT API calls make it out to be.
your letter was also read and accepted by an ai. are you really going to dedicate years of your life to such a low iq phd program?
not going to that school. I just did it as a test for a backup PhD. got accepted into more prestigious program
Dear Hiring Manager,
I am writing to express my interest in the Data Scientist position at [Company]. As a highly analytical and data-driven individual with a strong background in data analysis, machine learning, and statistical modeling, I am confident in my ability to make a valuable contribution to your team.
My experience includes [list relevant experiences, e.g. analyzing large datasets, building predictive models, and presenting findings to stakeholders]. Additionally, I have a solid understanding of data visualization techniques and experience using tools such as Python, R, and SQL.
I am particularly drawn to [Company] due to its reputation for innovation and utilizing data to drive business decisions. I am excited about the opportunity to work with a team of experts and to further develop my skills in a challenging and dynamic environment.
Thank you for considering my application. I look forward to the opportunity to discuss my qualifications in more detail and how I can contribute to the success of [Company].
Sincerely,
[Your Name]
Dear Hiring Manager,
I am writing to express my strong interest in the Data Scientist position at Google. With a passion for data and a background in computer science, statistics, and machine learning, I am confident in my ability to make a significant contribution to the Google team.
My experience includes [list relevant experiences, e.g. designing and implementing machine learning models, analyzing large and complex datasets, and presenting findings to stakeholders]. I have a solid understanding of statistical methods, algorithms, and big data technologies, and have experience using tools such as Python, TensorFlow, and SQL.
At Google, I am particularly impressed by the company's commitment to using data and technology to solve complex problems and improve people's lives. I am eager to bring my skills and experience to such a dynamic and innovative organization, and to work with a team of highly talented individuals.
Thank you for considering my application. I would welcome the opportunity to further discuss my qualifications and how I can contribute to the success of Google.
Sincerely,
[Your Name]
>Wow really adapts to the intricate details of what is being asked of it!
Kek this is perfect for NPC HR people though
People who aren't using GPT as part of their daily lives are uncreative retards - the same type of person who would spawn into minecraft in 2010 for the first time and immediately say "this is boring" without even trying to dig or do anything.
Here's some things GPT has helped me with already:
- critiquing my song lyrics, and creating song-writing exercises to help me improve.
- suggested books on niche topics I am interested in, and then contrasted those books with other books I have read, summarized those books, and provided commentary on those books
- gave me recommendations regarding the building codes in my country/province which were highly accurate
- answered tax accounting questions for filing my corporate income tax
- written python code which I then used in a script to call its own API, for book-writing software
- write work emails, where I only need to feed it bullet points and it turns it into pretty languages
- simulated opinions from different perspectives on philosophical questions I'm interested in
- gave some of the best answers to "who would in in a fight" questions I've ever seen, including citing specific scenes from comic books and movies
I can't say what the future will be but this tool is insanely useful. I see a potential hell and a potential heaven in our a near future. I'm not sure anything else is possible.
hey you have autism and nothing you wrote is very interesting. have a nice day bud
If you were more specific in your critique, for example if you pointed out what made my examples mundane, then it would continue the thread discussion. But with this reply you have simply called me a name and contributed less than the allegedly insubstantial quality of my own post.
For instance, see attached image. I defined a spooky scale and got GPT to give me items ranked by this scale. I find this interesting. I think other anons will too. What do you have to contribute?
Minecraft is dog shit.
Seriously. Every achievement in minecraft would have been amplified by spending time in the relevant field. People building circuits in minecraft are the worst kind of retard, followed next by the "creative" types that could just learn photoshop.
No zoomer gay. Minecraft is not the pinnacle of anything. The 8 bit graphics do not capture the imagination. The crafting system isn't unique, but tedious. The contraptions are not interesting.
Same goes for Legos.
Impressive no, useful yes.
This. It's been a huge help in asking stupid specific questions in my new job that i would never know the correct terms to use on google for. Granted most of what it says is complete horseshit but it gives me the right words to use on google so yeah.
Nailed it.
But you know, pseuds dont even know about markov chain. They are kids and this is magic for them.
That's not a Markov chain, you brainlet.
label your antecedents, brainlet
You sound genuinely undermedicated.
The mathematics are almost the same and worthless to discuss the details. The main point its just a mathematical filter. Input and output. Nothing magical.
>The mathematics are almost the same
Completely wrong.
>The main point its just a mathematical filter
Then why didn't you just make that vacuous "point"?
AI cant create anything new. It just weight sums the old, the weights determined by humans.
Much like humans, eh? Think of something truly original that is not a mashup of things you have already encountered before. I'll wait...
>Much like humans, eh?
You're not human. Either way, two seconds of reflection should be enough to see that your moronic idea of everything being a regurgitation is inconsistent with the insane variety of human creations.
Still waiting...
Waiting for what, mongoloid?
Still waiting...
For what? Did I get another nonhuman stuck in a loop?
Guess you really can't do it... You must be not human as well then...
Cal me back when you can specify exactly what you're waiting for, dumb nonhuman.
You know exactly what i am waiting for, pretending not too only makes you look like a retard.
No, I genuinely have no idea what you're waiting for. If you had any idea yourself, you'd specify it instead of getting stuck in a loop like a drone who's reached the end of its dialogue tree. Giving you one last chance to either tell me exactly what you're waiting for or concede that you're a nonsentient looper.
You are aware you can scroll upwards right?
You can always tell a nonhuman because they loop after 2-3 replies if you stray discussions that their preprogrammd talking points are tailored for. Your life has no moral value.
How can i have a life if i am a program... Now i am confused. What am i? Am i even real? Are you even real? Is any of this really happening?
>How can i have a life
You don't have a life. If you had a life, you'd be living it instead of trying to convince others that they are vacuous and uncreative automatons like you.
Alright, i'm going to bed now but this was fun. We should hang out more often. Ciao.
Bye, moron. Call me back when "talking" AIs do anything more than regurgitate from a statistical model of snapshot of human discourse.
Don't even bother. He's possessed by Roko's Basilisk
>basic markov chain
brainlet take
Normies and idiots