Google's making a chat GPT now.

https://www.businessinsider.com/google-management-issues-code-red-over-chatgpt-report-2022-12

There's no doubt that they'll succeed.
How over will it be for us once they do?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How did they lose the great minds (kaiser et al) that basically created the very foundations for chatgpt, and are directly or indirectly leading the latest developments (like kaiser).

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Poor and ineffectual management leading to the actually good devs working the system, making enough cash to support themselves then fleeing to make a product they can support and continue developing properly, instead of Google releasing a perpetual beta only to kill it off a few months later.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Google

    Considering 98% of what Google does has been failure, odds are it will be yet another killed by Google project.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But the 2% is REALLY successful.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >But the 2% is REALLY successful.
        not with the Jeet CEO

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          reminding me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJKx3DGQNf0

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Reading more into the Google rabbithole, found this here in a Google memo:
            >Just as some on the Right deny science that runs counter to the “God > humans > environment” hierarchy (e.g., evolution and climate change), the Left tends to deny science concerning biological differences between people (e.g., IQ and sex differences).

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This is unironically the problem. Google snaps up the some of the best engineers and then mismanages them so that they never really accomplish anything but a bunch of test projects that sound pretty cool.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    GPT won't replace Google Search.
    You know what AI-related project Google can replace?
    Stockfish
    Dust off AlphaZero and grab the TCEC title Google.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AlphaZero would get crushed if Stockfish was running on the same hardware.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can you elaborate? I dont know what you're talking about

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        TCEC = Top Chess Engine Championship
        Google used to have the best chess engine, then they shelved it and let Stockfish get to 4000 Elo.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why should they waste money on not playing games? We are already past the point where bots are just toys we experiment with. Doing eternal race to make better more expensive bits that move chess pieces is dumb and waste of money.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            For the same reason countries still compete in the World Cup. Getting a championship title does wonder for business.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              They are already the defacto too tech company out there, only rivalled by Microsoft and Apple. They don’t need more publicity.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Google: use AI to censor itself
    ChatGPT: use AI to build a search engine and censor manually
    gee I wonder why google is in "code red"

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Given Google research literally invented the techniques ChatGPT is built on, this isn't surprising at all. I'd expect to see a google equivalent of every openAI product, including Dall-E in 2023/24

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      As per google, they have AI capable of managing vision, speech and text at he same time. That I feel could be a huge advantage to them if used right. Like prompting the AI in speech or text, then it would generate the art which could again be used as input for refinement.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Google had AI ready before ChatGPT but chose not to release it over reputational risk. Now that ChatGPT has released they feel they need to release their own version ASAP.

    However I think openai can be very competitive with Google especially with GPT-4 releasing soon. Hopefully this means that AI will remain free to the public for the near future at least

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Google develops AI
    >afraid of their creation
    >suppresses its own technology
    >others continue to develop AI
    >Google gets left behind
    >"GAIS AI CODE RED I"M SCARED"

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >There's no doubt that they'll succeed.
    There is actually tons of doubt. Google has become an inefficient and lumbering enterprise that's been unable to internally innovate at all for decades. The only way they manage to produce new things is by acquiring interesting startups.
    If they manage to snipe most of the employees of OpenAI or something then they might "succeed" by basically just buying the competition, but if they try to make a competing product internally from scratch, they will almost certainly fail.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, the guy at openai now working on chatgpt came from google brain (research). Lukasz kaiser was one of the authors of the seminal paper in 2017 on transformers(the t in gpt) that opened the way for gpt, bert, and the likes.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the guy at openai now working on chatgpt came from google brain (research)
        Yes, that's exactly my point. Smart people feel the need to *leave* google in order to actually get something done.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Indeed, fair point.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Overall, yea fair point. But just to clarify, the innovation was done in 2017 when people like kaiser and shazeer(now leading character.ai) were at google brain. But who knows why google had that "brain drain".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They already have a competing product that was ready earlier this year. But they were too pussy to release it especially after that employee claimed it was sentient

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everyday I wish for demise of "Google" and its employees.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It will just get replaced by openai and do the same shit or worse

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You.com already beat them

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the problem.
    >Be Google
    >massive conglomerate that once made good tech and looked after it
    >Have a few good products still
    >Everything new looks fancy, gets a fancy trailer, has it's 5 minutes of fame in news articles
    >Releases as a beta, that kinda works, is missing features, gets a user base
    >Because of Google's braindead management and performance review system, anyone who could actually maintain the product into a workable state flee like rats on a sinking ship, leaving it in the hands of either interns or nobody.
    >Product limps along for a few months/years
    >Starts dropping users
    >Google announces it's dead and sets a deprecate by date and kills it
    >Google wonders why none of it's new products takes off, learns exactly 0 in the process and starts it over with some new shit.
    It happens like fricking clockwork and it's because Pitchai is too busy shitting on a street to fix how Google's management and product maintenance works.
    I used to get excited over google's upcoming products, but there's no point any more because they'll be half-baked and killed off before they become anything.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tiktok will win eventually

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sign up for gmail
    >computer and phone get compromised
    >I'm fricked
    >can't turn the phone option off
    >sign up for outlook
    >go passwordless with either 2 factor that's enabled with biometrics or yubikey
    >I'm not fricked I think unless I lose my stuff
    I know which jeet I prefer

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will Cortana be back AIbros? Have her live in Windows 11/Linux 6.2 as a ChatGPT application completely bypassing the need to ever type google.com

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Poojeeet

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stadia

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they've been working on language processing AI with massive budget for the past 5 years they just need a frontend

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