Google search is down. Has the AI takeover begun?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WTF ITS REAL

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite search engine died after 23 years

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://web.archive.org/web/19981202230410/http://www.google.com/

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >current year + 8
    >still using israelitegle

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Samsung looking into using Bing on Galaxy phones instead of Google
    >on a fricking Google OS phone
    It's unironically over

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Bing and Google.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Samsung has long partnered with Microsoft. Their phones ship with various uninstallable Microsoft apps. That's not a surprising move for them.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://downdetector.com/status/google/

    Works in Leaf land though.

  6. 1 year ago
    Ask Jeeves

    ... its time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it would be so funny if Jeeves turned out to be the Quantum AI controlling world events through spacetime manipulation from behind the scenes

      • 1 year ago
        THAT GUY

        lel

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    First off use Yandex.
    Second, scroll down you fricktard. You are just typing single words into it so it's just listing definitions.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dogpile isn't bad imo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imo yandex isn’t very good either. dark times.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >replace the vast majority of whites in your workforce with pajeets and bugmen
    >surprised pikachu face when everything stops working

  9. 1 year ago
    sage

    and this is related to twatter post how?
    makes your shill thread more real?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, I just needed an image, no idea who that is.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >not using yandex
    >better results
    >no PC globohomosexual filtering
    >based results
    >actually gives you what you're looking for
    lmao morons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yandex has the same problem but reversed. You can't use to search anything bad about Russia or USSR

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't use to search anything bad about Russia or USSR
        I don't care about Russia though

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          all I'm saying is that they are not that much better than Google, also sterilized and controlled by glowies; but yeah you can use it to search for most things

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you can, if it is true

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      First off use Yandex.
      Second, scroll down you fricktard. You are just typing single words into it so it's just listing definitions.

      Can you get NSFW results with yandex? Or what about if I search for ~~*jews*~~?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          My friend, the results are ten times better. Go forth and enjoy.

          How do I get NSFW videos to show up? I like to see previews not random fricking clickbait titles.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        My friend, the results are ten times better. Go forth and enjoy.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I was having trouble too, only difference is I bet that Warner Bros still hasn't released the soundtrack for Justice League Unlimited
    Fricking sucks man, Kevin Conroy's great singing voice sitting in a vault like that

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Google hasn't shown 'results' in a decade. I haven't had Google give me a proper answer to a question since 2012.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >now actually gives you what you search for
    wow it got better

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    happened to me OP i deleted all of my browser data (im on opera)and that fixed it

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HATE Black folk

  16. 1 year ago
    Sage

    Wtf is this Yandex astroturfing bullshit?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people on /misc/ are using Yandex unironically, they castrated Google a long time ago. Sad enough DuckDuckGo and Brave started to have the same problem. Tons of events and info are getting memory holed.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's working for me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Aw yiss.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wow I want to look at this does anyone have the street name? That's brand new construction. Why do Black folk destroy everything?

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A GOOGLE RESULT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm dropping THIS and then brexiting the thread.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its working now for me,

    They probably wiped a bunch of stuff.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    checked and verified

    Leafton checking in. We're still good! My dildo supply isn't currently in danger.

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